The Shi Bushi Posted September 22, 2010 Share Posted September 22, 2010 Post Your Favorite Quotes from Deathspank TOV here. so far my favorite is "Nothing rewards a good deed quite like a bazooka" haha so true Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
tastefulmrship Posted September 23, 2010 Share Posted September 23, 2010 I spent two hours last night just listening to Deathspank's inane pirate sea-shanties. They are amazingly surreal! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
rman0099 Posted September 24, 2010 Share Posted September 24, 2010 Male Nurse: "Oh, the horrors of war.." Deathspank: "Horrors? HA! I'm having a GREAT time!" I know it happened early, but it had me rolling. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ITD Soldierboy Posted September 24, 2010 Share Posted September 24, 2010 "Artificial Flavorings!? You Fiend!" I loled Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CialnyGD Posted September 24, 2010 Share Posted September 24, 2010 The conversation with the evil nun... There was a quote about intimate parts... If someone could bring that up Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mortenl Posted September 24, 2010 Share Posted September 24, 2010 The conversation with the evil nun... There was a quote about intimate parts... If someone could bring that up I think it was something like: Nun: How dare you disturb this inner chamber? DS: I don't think your inner chamber has been disturbed for years. Probably why you became a nun. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Matrarch Posted September 24, 2010 Share Posted September 24, 2010 I don't remember exactly what was said, but DeathSpank is told to you use more than just hearing to find out the secret password that the Orques use and his response is something like "Right! I'll use all 5 senses! Smell! Taste! Sight! ... Groucho... and bludgeon!" I also love some of the library book names (The Secret of Monkey Island revealed, Shy Girl and the Sparkly Vampire or something like that) but that may just be because I'm a librarian so that stuff is an easy sell. XD Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
tastefulmrship Posted September 24, 2010 Share Posted September 24, 2010 I just wanted to say this; Matrarch, that's one amazing avatar! You must've made that on a Thursday, right? I could never the hang of Thursdays, myself! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
xXxJoEkRxXx Posted September 24, 2010 Share Posted September 24, 2010 beatrice: "tell me how perfect my nose is" Deathspank: "i thought that was an udder..... or some other milk excreting organ" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Matrarch Posted September 24, 2010 Share Posted September 24, 2010 I just wanted to say this; Matrarch, that's one amazing avatar! You must've made that on a Thursday, right? I could never the hang of Thursdays, myself! ^5 Yeah, I always make sure to have my towel handy. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
make9 Posted September 25, 2010 Share Posted September 25, 2010 "Orque post 1: We shoot stuff! Orque post 2: We shoot stuff too!" Basic yet funny Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Wicelow Posted September 26, 2010 Share Posted September 26, 2010 "Isn't a thong an inappropriate attire for a nun anyway ?" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Liquid-X Posted September 27, 2010 Share Posted September 27, 2010 One of the possible responses to Santa's comment that no one makes the nice list: Deathspank: "Says the home invasion specialist!" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Aussie27Legend Posted September 29, 2010 Share Posted September 29, 2010 Haven't played through the whole game of yet (barely even half way in fact), but these are the two funniest that I remember: "Doesn't having a heavy metal heart give you some kind of medical condition? You know, like immediate excruciating death? and "How will they know if their cereal contains Riboflavin?!" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
WordBearer Posted October 1, 2010 Share Posted October 1, 2010 Jalapeno Poppers are People!!! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Thrawn83 Posted October 2, 2010 Share Posted October 2, 2010 My favorite quote is actually hint #4 for "Muffle The Mirth." It says "The three Levers that move the sliding bridge are in binary. Google it." Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MeowImABox Posted October 4, 2010 Share Posted October 4, 2010 hahaha i liked to one about the nun and the inner chambers and the santa claus one ive only just now got the game and im gonna go play it now but a quote i liked from the first games was the one when you find that guys pet nametag and he goes and tells the man what had happened lol that was funny to me Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Shi Bushi Posted October 25, 2010 Author Share Posted October 25, 2010 this is one off of deathspank's twitter, I've got a fist full of Enchanted Wood, and a bag full of orphans. Life is good. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
KuShNsTieN Posted November 5, 2010 Share Posted November 5, 2010 I think it was something like: Nun: How dare you disturb this inner chamber? DS: I don't think your inner chamber has been disturbed for years. Probably why you became a nun. That was my Favorite quote had me roflmao Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
EddieBshp Posted January 4, 2011 Share Posted January 4, 2011 ill deliver your nitroglycerin with reckless haste! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
UnDeadVision726 Posted January 19, 2011 Share Posted January 19, 2011 "There are twelve monkeys. There are eleven hats. One monkey is sad" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Didi Mau Posted January 22, 2011 Share Posted January 22, 2011 Jalapeno Poppers are People!!! Hahaha, this one did it for me I didn't gel too well with DeathSpank's voice actor but he nailed Charlton Heston, best thing in a game since Monkey Island 2's attempt at Mark Hamill. My second favourite was easily when you talk to the engineer/conductor and ask him to make the train noises for you. The guy gets so into it and then DS screams out "WOOOOOOOO WOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!" like a five-year-old, hilarious and adorable! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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