otaking live Posted April 25, 2012 Author Share Posted April 25, 2012 I would hope not, Zombies are shit in general. They certainly smell that way at least. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
1 up Posted April 25, 2012 Share Posted April 25, 2012 i'd prefer being an assassin. in the city. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MORON2 Posted April 25, 2012 Share Posted April 25, 2012 (edited) I want to be a parkour assassin that can go wherever he wants without being noticed. Or able to stop time like that guy from "Click" that would be so cool, fun and hilarious to do. Edited April 25, 2012 by MORON2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Iceskater101 Posted April 25, 2012 Share Posted April 25, 2012 Being a pirate for a day would be pretty cool I have to admit.. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mercianix Posted April 26, 2012 Share Posted April 26, 2012 I'm a part-time pirate of sorts, some friends own a canal barge - 3mph alcohol fueled cruises with the good ol' Jolly Roger flying high! Only because we're modern pirates, we've moved onto whiskey more than rum... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MC B0B x360a Posted April 26, 2012 Share Posted April 26, 2012 This is kinda off topic but this thread reminds me of a story. The one where the rich tourist is speaking to a local who has a hut on the beach. The local asks the rich guy, "Why do you work so many hours, and let your job take over your life, except for a week long trip to the beach each year". The rich guy responds, "Well if I work hard now, I will be able to retire one day, do some fishing, relax for the rest of my life, and then hang out on my house on the beach". A little annoyed the rich guys ask the local, what he does all day without a real job. The fisherman responds, "I fish for a couple hours, relax on the beach for the rest of the day, and then go back to my house on the beach to hang out." The moral of the story....somedays I wish I were a pirate too. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Coadster1 Posted April 26, 2012 Share Posted April 26, 2012 http://www.lolbrary.com/lolpics/69/fuck-this-im-gonna-be-a-pirate-3069.jpg Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Spade. Posted April 26, 2012 Share Posted April 26, 2012 http://www.lolbrary.com/lolpics/69/fuck-this-im-gonna-be-a-pirate-3069.jpg Post of the year. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
otaking live Posted April 26, 2012 Author Share Posted April 26, 2012 http://www.lolbrary.com/lolpics/69/fuck-this-im-gonna-be-a-pirate-3069.jpg L. O. L. Pretty much sums up my original post. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Rep Posted April 26, 2012 Share Posted April 26, 2012 Yeah, this should definitely become your motto from now on. http://28.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_lcmar7cqqc1qf76m1o1_500.jpg http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TNpcN_iQszk Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mercianix Posted April 26, 2012 Share Posted April 26, 2012 Yeah, this should definitely become your motto from now on. http://28.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_lcmar7cqqc1qf76m1o1_500.jpg http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TNpcN_iQszk That needs to be on a t-shirt - if it isn't already! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
RuYi Posted April 26, 2012 Share Posted April 26, 2012 Some days I just hate this mundane society we live in. Occasionally I just want to throw off the every day life shackles and go be........a pirate. Living out on the high seas doing what I want when I want. Ahhh that would be nice. Stealing and pillaging what I want. Some days the darkness just wants to take over. Goodbye minimum wage bullshit with little outlook for the future. I'm going to be a pirate. I don't know about plundering and pillaging, but so far I've never felt as free as when I'm sailing. If you're near rivers, lakes or if lucky enough, the sea, learn to sail. Don't go for the easy powerboat crap, it's nothing compared to sailing. Just know, that if it's really your thing, the sea will always be calling out for you, and you'll be in it for life. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dav13s Posted April 26, 2012 Share Posted April 26, 2012 I'm a part-time pirate of sorts, some friends own a canal barge - 3mph alcohol fueled cruises with the good ol' Jolly Roger flying high! Only because we're modern pirates, we've moved onto whiskey more than rum... Me too. We keep it real with rum though Nice stop off at a pub along the canal. We've got a wench and eveything... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
iBuzz7S Posted April 26, 2012 Share Posted April 26, 2012 [ame=http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GwyuGD9DSZA]South Park - Pirates - YouTube[/ame] Whenever I think of pirate, I am reminded of that episode. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
niko da bos Posted April 26, 2012 Share Posted April 26, 2012 Whenever I think of pirate, I am reminded of that episode. We drink and we pillage and we do what we please We get all that we want for free We’ll kick your ass And rape your lass Somalian pirates we Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Arrrk Posted April 26, 2012 Share Posted April 26, 2012 I don't know how to swim, so being a Pirate wouldn't suit me. Then again, if I were a good Pirate, I wouldn't need to know how to swim... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Samigi Posted April 26, 2012 Share Posted April 26, 2012 ...and a bottle of rum. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MORON2 Posted April 26, 2012 Share Posted April 26, 2012 I just remembered this video when I read some more replies: [ame=http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NtlkcNFscgg]Jack Sparrow's RAP feat. NicePeter - MOCKSTARS - YouTube[/ame] Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
GrimSovereignty Posted April 27, 2012 Share Posted April 27, 2012 I wouldn't want to be a pirate but I wouldn't mind being a viking or some warrior. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Spade. Posted April 27, 2012 Share Posted April 27, 2012 http://chzragecomics.files.wordpress.com/2012/03/rage-comics-so-hearken-ye-pirates-and-black-hearted-dogs-lest-your-fate-be-the-same-or-far-worse.png I have won this thread. Begone. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Skilled Posted April 27, 2012 Share Posted April 27, 2012 Maybe you can do whatever you want back then, but not now. And I wanted to be a Teletubbie, go figure. Tape a ipad to your body, there you go! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Rep Posted April 27, 2012 Share Posted April 27, 2012 Tape a ipad to your body, there you go! Or just become this guy: http://lh3.ggpht.com/_6OXN6ZaUCIs/S_cPD_BEhGI/AAAAAAAAAB4/MV-XlxkU2Gs/teletubby.jpg Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
exo-apollo Posted April 27, 2012 Share Posted April 27, 2012 Sure would be good all the free movies tv and music you could want. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
EliteShadowMan Posted April 27, 2012 Share Posted April 27, 2012 Yeah i've always wanted to be Sanji from One Piece Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
otaking live Posted April 27, 2012 Author Share Posted April 27, 2012 Sure would be good all the free movies tv and music you could want. Wrong pirate. Or at least a very lame pirate. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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