pewdiepie Posted June 23, 2013 Share Posted June 23, 2013 Okay, so I know there has been glitches where kids turn out a different color, but this time was interesting, to say the least. I came upon the Demon Door that asked me and someone to create something, so obviously he meant go drag a floozy into my royal castle and pound her till she poops out a kid. So I was wandering around Bowerstone Industrial looking for keys and this wench whom I've never seen before comes up to me and professes her love. I said f*** it and popped the question. She gracefully accepted and we had a grand olde time having a wedding with all the yuppies in the castle. Right after, she couldn't stop telling me how 'moist' her downstairs was, so I dragged the lady of the evening to the royal chamber and smashed dat ass - unprotected of course. Whaddaya know, she dropped a little bastard out. I held the kid, cradled him in my arms, and put him to sleep - forever. Muahhahahaha. Just kidding, it was just for the night. Well the kid was white, since myself and wife are. I left town for a few days to gather keys, and came back to give the little guy a teddy bear or something. He had somehow grown to be about 4 years old or so, and was still white. I realized I had never named the thing, so I did. Now I'm not a racist, but I named him 'the N word' for shits and giggles. After, I ventured out somewhere, and ended up idling in an alley while I went to make dinner, raking in the dough (that's money for you non-criminals). Came back about an hour later, and traveled back to the castle. Walk into the foyer, and this little black kid comes walking down the stairs, right at me. He runs up to me and says "Daddy, I'm 6! That's 2 more than 4!" I shit myself and my mind became mashed potatoes, wondering how the hell my kid just turned black after naming him N*gger. Mind boggled, I dragged my wench of a wife into the sewers and stabbed this shit out her, just after lighting her on fire. While leaving her to bleed to death, I snatched up the little shit of a kid, and dragged his ass to the orphanage or force him into child labor. Basically, the kid was 4 years old and white, from my white wife and myself, who is also white. I named him 'the N word', and next time I saw him he aged 2 years and changed his pigmentation. Either my dead wife was a hussy and slept around, the little twat got into my dyes, or Lionhead Studios' programmers are racist. I'd love to hear everyone's thoughts on this one. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Akir388 Posted June 23, 2013 Share Posted June 23, 2013 So much class in this post. Why is it people always state "I'm not a racist" before doing or saying something that proves otherwise? It sounds like an ironic glitch to me. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
UberPirateNinja Posted June 23, 2013 Share Posted June 23, 2013 So, you think Lionhead is racist, but you're the one calling the kid that particular word? Ain't nobody got time for dat! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Yin Posted June 24, 2013 Share Posted June 24, 2013 That would be an interesting easter egg now wouldn't it. I could have foreseen plenty of individuals doing the same thing. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
LCUU Posted June 24, 2013 Share Posted June 24, 2013 What puzzles me more is the fact that the kid takes only a split second to grow into an infant from a sperm, and takes 2 hours to become a 4-year-old child, but takes forever to grow up. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kunduz Posted June 26, 2013 Share Posted June 26, 2013 These things tend to happen in Fable Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bellatrixz Posted September 18, 2013 Share Posted September 18, 2013 Hmmm....My kids never changed colour. I didn't even know it was possible. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
n0vasurge Posted October 26, 2013 Share Posted October 26, 2013 lol.... just lol Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sour Grain Posted January 30, 2014 Share Posted January 30, 2014 lol, only on fable Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
AnAngelCalled X Posted March 29, 2014 Share Posted March 29, 2014 (edited) This is hilarious! One of my friends on LIVE has had about ten kids in Fable 3, most by different women (all but one from AIs); not long into a game together with him did I notice that many of his children had much darker skin tones than he or the mothers did! When I asked him about it, as he could say was how confused he was about his kids turning skin tones from white to dark brown after him leaving for a bit. Maybe it was due to the name choices? All his darker kids have terribly silly (Snotnose, Taintmaster, etc.) names, but all of his lighter ones have the original or nice names (our lighter kiddie has a regular name). Edited March 29, 2014 by AnAngelCalled X Sentence didn't make an ounce of sense, haha. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Rymt Posted March 29, 2014 Share Posted March 29, 2014 Maybe Lionhead saw it coming and made it so that if someone named their kid that word, then they would instantly become black? Maybe it's the same if someone names their black kid "Caucasian" they might become white? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
jullypham Posted November 13, 2014 Share Posted November 13, 2014 Exciting!!!, lol....It's rarely case Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Loki511041 Posted February 20, 2015 Share Posted February 20, 2015 Had something kinda similar to that happen to me fable 2. i had a kid and named him after my brother in an effort to tease him about it, next time i visited home my child had changed skin tone to black. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Irynefer Posted March 10, 2015 Share Posted March 10, 2015 Are you sure he was a black kid? He could have been a white kid wearing a gold shirt. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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