Old Age Pensioner Posted May 17, 2015 Share Posted May 17, 2015 1. What do you call a vampire that seduces Cicero(from the Dark Brotherhood)? [spoiler=egg]A Jester Molester 2. What is the Draugr DeathLord's favorite soft drink? [spoiler=leg]Ebola Cola 3. What do you call a WispMother who sports a Mohawk haircut, nibbles on bellybutton lint, and wears a edible rhubarb flavored thong? [spoiler=peg]A Kooky Spooky 4. Why should the Dragonborn NEVER eat cabbage? [spoiler=beg]Because they would break wind with "UNRELENTING FORCE" 5. What did the blacksmith say when you asked them if they could make Dragon Scale condoms? [spoiler=veg]Looking to protect yourself or deal some damage 6. Why are the buckets in the primitive bathrooms always empty? [spoiler=xyz]Because the Draugr always mistake them for lunchpails Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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