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The "NEW AND IMPROVED" Yellow Book Of Riddles (The Deliciously Demented Version)


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1. What do you call a vampire that seduces Cicero(from the Dark Brotherhood)?

[spoiler=egg]A Jester Molester

 

2. What is the Draugr DeathLord's favorite soft drink?

[spoiler=leg]Ebola Cola

 

3. What do you call a WispMother who sports a Mohawk haircut, nibbles on bellybutton lint, and wears a edible rhubarb flavored thong?

[spoiler=peg]A Kooky Spooky

 

4. Why should the Dragonborn NEVER eat cabbage?

[spoiler=beg]Because they would break wind with "UNRELENTING FORCE"

 

5. What did the blacksmith say when you asked them if they could make Dragon Scale condoms?

[spoiler=veg]Looking to protect yourself or deal some damage

 

6. Why are the buckets in the primitive bathrooms always empty?

[spoiler=xyz]Because the Draugr always mistake them for lunchpails

 

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