SnowyElephant Posted March 17, 2010 Share Posted March 17, 2010 What's your funniest quote from the characters on the addon so far? Anders and Oghren were fighting, and oghren goes: Oghren: "Oh no, big templar man, what are you going to do with that huge sword!?" Anders: "Eww" Oghren: "That's right, don't mess with fire unless you want to get burned. Haha!" What about you guys? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Glenster Posted March 17, 2010 Share Posted March 17, 2010 Oghren: So how does it feel to be a mage? Anders: What? Having power at the tip of your finger tips? Oghren: No, having to wear a skirt all the time haha I <3 Oghren. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SnowyElephant Posted March 18, 2010 Author Share Posted March 18, 2010 Me too I was talking to him today at the Keg near the end of the expansion and he said something hilarious, but I forgotted, rawrs ;< Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Glenster Posted March 18, 2010 Share Posted March 18, 2010 Oghren and Anders impersonation match really made me laugh. Those two are by far the best pair. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dave of Canada Posted March 18, 2010 Share Posted March 18, 2010 Sir Pounce-a-lot. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Laorik Posted March 18, 2010 Share Posted March 18, 2010 Velenna: When you face this way, can you turn your head away from me? Oghren: Its not my fault your womanliness is at eye level! Velenna: What?! I- I- was talking about your breath... Oghren: Oh... --Er Well, I guess that's why they call me the ladykiller of Oyrzamarr. or this Oghren: So... what are you gonna do now that you are in flesh? Justice: I can't say I know what you mean. Oghren: I know what i'd do if i was a... complete... man. Bioware definitely stepped up the Oghren humor. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
AboveHunter Posted March 18, 2010 Share Posted March 18, 2010 i know its not more of a quote but its the first line you hear from anders after burns a darkspawn Anders: i didn't do it! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
blackmetal241 Posted March 18, 2010 Share Posted March 18, 2010 Oghren: Hey! That's mine! That thing has my things! It's got it's sallow clammy hands all over my doo-dads, touching my junk! Oghren: No one touches Oghren's junk and lives! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lord Montymort Posted March 21, 2010 Share Posted March 21, 2010 Oghren: Hey, look at me, I'm an elf! "Trees are pretty! Tra la la!". I also liked the Oghren's junk on posted above, Oghren is a much better character in Awakening than he was in Origins. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Richie Sambuca Posted March 21, 2010 Share Posted March 21, 2010 Sigrun: Ugh. Oghren, I could light your breath on fire. Oghren: That's not the only thing you could light on fire, saucy lady. Sigrun: Do you ever stop drinking? Oghren: Oh, don't you worry about that. It enhances the Oghren experience. I'm like a cherry soaked in brandy. Plump... juicy... and full of intoxicating flavor. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
lordskorrkeeper Posted March 21, 2010 Share Posted March 21, 2010 Oghren: Hey, look at me, I'm an elf! "Trees are pretty! Tra la la!". I also liked the Oghren's junk on posted above, Oghren is a much better character in Awakening than he was in Origins. yup so far these are my 2 favorites as well. haha love this game give me more. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pixi Posted March 22, 2010 Share Posted March 22, 2010 I still chuckle at Sten's comment after you beat the original game hehe. After you've had the whole king thing, talk to him and exhaust all the options. Then talk to him again and he'll say: "Where is the cake? I was told there would be cake. The cake is a lie." I realize you meant funniest quote in Awakenings - sorry about that. I just loved hearing him say that hehe. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tomscfc Posted March 22, 2010 Share Posted March 22, 2010 I love the conversations between oghren and anders, were they talk about liking each other, but neither of them know what kind of 'like' the other means Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Darth Cuda Posted March 29, 2010 Share Posted March 29, 2010 (edited) Haven't played through much of Awakenings yet but I loled when I heard Shale yell pigeon crap. Edit: Oghren: Hey! That's mine! That thing has my things! It's got it's sallow clammy hands all over my doo-dads, touching my junk! Oghren: No one touches Oghren's junk and lives! haven't actually got to that part of the game, which will spoil the humor somewhat seen it on xbox dashboard insider mover i think (the one with denny and ryan) Edited March 29, 2010 by Darth Cuda Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
i Eat Kittenzx Posted March 29, 2010 Share Posted March 29, 2010 Oghren: Hey! That's mine! That thing has my things! It's got it's sallow clammy hands all over my doo-dads, touching my junk! Oghren: No one touches Oghren's junk and lives! This! I Lol'd when i heard it Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ubermensch2007 Posted March 31, 2010 Share Posted March 31, 2010 lol when you first recruit Sigrun with Oghren in the party: "The name's Oghren, but the ladies call me Ohhhhh-ghren" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
zell082882 Posted April 7, 2010 Share Posted April 7, 2010 Oghren: Hey, look at me, I'm an elf! "Trees are pretty! Tra la la!". I also liked the Oghren's junk on posted above, Oghren is a much better character in Awakening than he was in Origins. i totally agree w/ those Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kingbubbaho Posted April 15, 2010 Share Posted April 15, 2010 Oghren again -Final Boss Fight: Thats alot of nipples XD Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Vandelheart81 Posted June 5, 2010 Share Posted June 5, 2010 lol when you first recruit Sigrun with Oghren in the party: "The name's Oghren, but the ladies call me Ohhhhh-ghren" This one made me laugh along with the fight with Anders mentioned above Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Magicman10893 Posted June 9, 2010 Share Posted June 9, 2010 Oghren: NO ONE touches Oghren's junk AND LIVES!!! Oghren: Well smack my ass and call me Sally! The second quote is amazing since this annoying "friend" of mine's mother is named Sally! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Slip of the Finger Posted July 12, 2010 Share Posted July 12, 2010 Near the begining of Awakenings(Its from memory, so its not exact): Oghren: "Wheres that cup, I'll gargle and spit" Player: "You're not allowed to spit" Oghren: "Heh heh, thats what I always say..." Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Rockbourne Posted March 11, 2011 Share Posted March 11, 2011 If you talk to the female dwarf Legion member after recruiting her, she talks about all the books in Vigil's Keep. She mentions an elvish romance novel then asks, "What's an Antivan milk sandwich?" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DennisVanpelt Posted March 28, 2011 Share Posted March 28, 2011 hi.... friend Oghren: Aye, sure. Why not? Wynne: Pardon? Oghren: Oh, I'd give you a roll. Why not? Wynne: A "roll?" Oghren: Aye. Any time. Preferably in the dark. Wynne: I suppose I should be flattered. Oghren: I'm not sure I have the equipment for that, but sure, whatever gets you working. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
FieLdHouZ Posted March 30, 2011 Share Posted March 30, 2011 That has to be Oghren when I was talking with the Grand Oak in Origins: (I had Oghren in Origins and Awakenings both.) Oghren: A Tree that poets...A Poetry! Ha! You get it?....ugh, I need a drink. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DrPerkele Posted December 30, 2014 Share Posted December 30, 2014 I still chuckle at Sten's comment after you beat the original game hehe. After you've had the whole king thing, talk to him and exhaust all the options. Then talk to him again and he'll say: "Where is the cake? I was told there would be cake. The cake is a lie." I realize you meant funniest quote in Awakenings - sorry about that. I just loved hearing him say that hehe. Sweet lord how did I never notice that?! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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