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What's your funniest quote from the characters on the addon so far?

 

Anders and Oghren were fighting, and oghren goes:

 

Oghren: "Oh no, big templar man, what are you going to do with that huge sword!?"

Anders: "Eww"

Oghren: "That's right, don't mess with fire unless you want to get burned. Haha!"

 

What about you guys?

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Velenna: When you face this way, can you turn your head away from me?

 

Oghren: Its not my fault your womanliness is at eye level!

 

Velenna: What?! I- I- was talking about your breath...

 

Oghren: Oh... --Er Well, I guess that's why they call me the ladykiller of Oyrzamarr.

 

 

 

 

or this

 

 

 

Oghren: So... what are you gonna do now that you are in flesh?

 

Justice: I can't say I know what you mean.

 

Oghren: I know what i'd do if i was a... complete... man.

 

 

Bioware definitely stepped up the Oghren humor.

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Sigrun: Ugh. Oghren, I could light your breath on fire.

 

Oghren: That's not the only thing you could light on fire, saucy lady.

 

Sigrun: Do you ever stop drinking?

 

Oghren: Oh, don't you worry about that. It enhances the Oghren experience. I'm like a cherry soaked in brandy. Plump... juicy... and full of intoxicating flavor.

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I still chuckle at Sten's comment after you beat the original game hehe. After you've had the whole king thing, talk to him and exhaust all the options. Then talk to him again and he'll say:

 

"Where is the cake? I was told there would be cake. The cake is a lie."

 

I realize you meant funniest quote in Awakenings - sorry about that. I just loved hearing him say that hehe.

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Haven't played through much of Awakenings yet but I loled when I heard Shale yell pigeon crap.

 

Edit: Oghren: Hey! That's mine! That thing has my things! It's got it's sallow clammy hands all over my doo-dads, touching my junk!

 

Oghren: No one touches Oghren's junk and lives!

haven't actually got to that part of the game, which will spoil the humor somewhat seen it on xbox dashboard insider mover i think (the one with denny and ryan)

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hi....

friend

  • Oghren: Aye, sure. Why not?
  • Wynne: Pardon?
  • Oghren: Oh, I'd give you a roll. Why not?
  • Wynne: A "roll?"
  • Oghren: Aye. Any time. Preferably in the dark.
  • Wynne: I suppose I should be flattered.
  • Oghren: I'm not sure I have the equipment for that, but sure, whatever gets you working.

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I still chuckle at Sten's comment after you beat the original game hehe. After you've had the whole king thing, talk to him and exhaust all the options. Then talk to him again and he'll say:

 

"Where is the cake? I was told there would be cake. The cake is a lie."

 

I realize you meant funniest quote in Awakenings - sorry about that. I just loved hearing him say that hehe.

 

Sweet lord how did I never notice that?!

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