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-Estimated achievement difficulty: 3/10

-Offline: 50 (1000http://www.xbox360achievements.org/images/site/gp-g.jpg)

-Online: 0 (0http://www.xbox360achievements.org/images/site/gp-g.jpg)

-Approximate amount of time to 1000http://www.xbox360achievements.org/images/site/gp-g.jpg: 15-20 hours

-Minimum number of playthroughs needed: 1, if proper planning is done (see below)

-Number of missable achievements: 24 (Achievements listed as missable in the guide are ones that, if not obtained during game progression, cannot be obtained once the game is completed, during post-story playing, since no New Game+ is available. A new playthrough must be started, or an older save file reloaded)

-Do cheat codes disable achievements? No known cheats

-Does difficulty affect achievements? No (difficulty can be lowered all the way without affecting any achievements)

-Glitchy achievements: No

-Unobtainable achievements? No

-Extra equipment needed? No

Introduction

South Park: The Stick Of Truth is the long-awaited South Park RPG from Matt Stone and Trey Parker, and developed by Obsidian. The game feels like you're in an episode of South Park from start to finish, not only because of the graphics but also because of the content. So if you're a South Park fan, you will love the layout of this game. Despite the short play-time of the game, there are a ton of collectibles to find and friends to make. The content of the game is hilariously vulgar, and the style of gameplay is that of an old-school, turn-based RPG.

Option 1: Everything in One Playthrough

If you plan everything out before this playthrough, it could potentially be your one and only playthrough for the full gamerscore. To accomplish this, these are the things you need to remember to do throughout your entire playthrough, along with the achievements related to each step:

1. Play as a Jew (Are We Cool?)

2. Do not sell anything all game (For The Hoarder)

3. Never end a battle while one of your allies is knocked out. Either revive them before you win the battle, or revert your save and try again. (No Child Left Behind)

4. Follow the Missable Guide (linked), which details friends, outfits, and Chinpokomon that are missable along the way. Also be sure to follow the Friends Guide provided in Post 7. (More Popular Than John Lennon, Chinpokolypse, Full Arsenal, Clothes Whore)

5. The following achievements are missable, since they can't be obtained after the story is completed, but can be done many times throughout the game: Irritable Bowels, Dragon Wrath, Re-Buttal, and Mastery. Be sure to read their descriptions and accomplish them at some point during your playthrough.

6. The following achievements are once-and-done missable achievements that must be acquired at a specific point in the game: Acceptance, Heisenberg, Gingivitis, Day Walker, KKK Hero, Elven Hero, Perverted, Too Far, Truth To Power, Inside Joke, Face Hoff, Outpatient and Two Girls, One Stick. Make sure to read their descriptions on how to accomplish them. See the list below on when to do them.

Here I have listed all of the achievements in Step 6 roughly in chronological order of when they're obtainable, along with the area you get them in, as well as the achievements in Step 5 of when the easiest place to get them is.

Day 1

Acceptance - Kupa Keep right at the start of the game

Heisenberg - Kenny's house during the Calling Banners mission, Tweak's recruitment

Gingivitis - School, first visit (first possible time to get this)

Day Walker - School, first visit

Irritable Bowels - Giggling Donkey, boss fight

Day 2

Gingivitis - School, second visit (second possible time to get this)

Dragon Wrath - School, second visit (at least 3 opportunities to get this)

KKK Hero - School, second visit

Elven Hero - School, second visit

Day 3

Perverted - Underpants Gnomes main story quest

Re-Buttal - Underpants Gnomes main story quest (2 battle opportunities to get this)

Too Far - Abortion Clinic

Truth To Power - Cave in Canada (Prime Minister location, who is the only missable person)

Inside Joke - Inside Mr. Slave (must complete his side quest first)

Face Hoff - Final boss battle (must get the nose job before going to Clyde's)

Two Girls, One Stick - Final boss battle

Outpatient - Final boss battle (must acquire Dire AIDS before going to Clyde's)

Option 2: Split Between Two Playthroughs

If you want to sit back and enjoy the game the first time through to avoid spoilers from achievement descriptions and collectible guides, I recommend that at the least, you should do your first playthrough without selling anything for the For The Hoarder achievement. That way, on your second playthrough you can sell all the junk and patches you don't want as you progress, allowing you to afford more consumables, making it easier to get No Child Left Behind and to afford all of the outfits from the vendors along the way. If you do sit back and enjoy the first playthrough, and then want to make the second playthrough as easy to get all of the achievements as possible, be sure to check out the suggested class builds in Post 8.

Step 3: Conclusion

No matter how you tackle this game, unless you are constantly searching every room and every area of the game, you'll likely need to use a collectible guide to manage to collect everything the game has to offer without missing something and having to start all over again. Don't let that stop you from enjoying the great game that has been created here. If you're a fan of the series, you should enjoy the immense amount of references and Easter eggs throughout this game, as well as all of the hilarious dialogue throughout.

Full credit to tiptopjoe for the Missable Guide.

Full credit to Harry94 and Maka for their respective videos in the guide.

A lot of significant contributions from emperor799.

Other significant contributions from the following users: The Nerevarine, Chop tops plate, Wrothgar, jswartz0181, Xerofox, Hugthebear, Orphen24, Ten Foot Bunny

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Achievement Guide

 

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Join the KKK

 

Story-related. Cannot be missed.

 

This achievement unlocks after completing "The Bard" main story quest.

 

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Spend one day in South Park

 

Story-related. Cannot be missed.

 

This achievement unlocks after waking up on the second day (not after going to sleep on the first night), after completing the "Alien Abduction" main story quest.

 

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Let Gingers bite you 3 times without blocking

 

*Missable*

 

This achievement must be obtained either during your first visit to the school, during the main story quest to free Craig, or during your second visit when you assault the school. During the first visit, numerous Gingers can be taken out with the environment, and the game will prompt you to do so. During the second visit, however, the Gingers will be zombies, and therefore much more likely to bite you (as opposed to ranged or weapon attacks), so it might be easier to farm this achievement during your second visit.

 

I recommend making a save as soon as you enter the school. Go through the school and every time you fight Gingers, let them attack and block each attack until they perform Ginger Bite. Don't block this attack. Let it happen 3 times to get the achievement, then revert your save so you don't waste any potions you might have used while waiting for Gingers to bite you.

 

NOTE that if a Ginger bites your ally instead of New Kid, this still counts toward the achievement.

 

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Defeat the Boss Hall Monitor while wearing Freckles

 

*Missable*

 

At the end of your first visit to the school, you will fight the Boss Hall Monitor. The boss fight starts as soon as you use the Gold Key. You must have Freckles equipped before going into the fight. The easiest way to do this is to create a character at the beginning of the game with Freckles. Otherwise, Freckles can be looted while inside the school, just remember to equip them as soon as you find them so you have them on during the boss fight.

 

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Fling a turd that you created at an enemy in combat

 

First you must create a turd (looting one in the sewers doesn't count). This can be done in any bathroom. Go to a toilet and press :abut: to hop onto it. Then you'll have to mash :abut: to fill the meter before the timer runs out. If you successfully fill the meter, the turd will come out of you and into the toilet. Press :abut: again on the toilet to loot your turd. Now that you have a turd, in battle, go to your Items, and pick the turd, then pick an enemy to throw it at. This will Gross Out the enemy and will unlock the achievement immediately.

 

[ame=http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2yN-1o1634M&index=4&list=PLSz08HX7PxlVE3Pjlh9hlq_B600It8LQF]South Park: The Stick of Truth - Made This for You Trophy / Achievement Guide - YouTube[/ame]

 

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Find Jesus while playing as a Jew

 

*Missable*

 

Firstly, you must select the Jew class at the beginning of the game to unlock this achievement. If you want to play as a different class, this achievement can be gotten almost right away, so no worries. Once you finish the tutorial and can leave Kupa Keep, pull up your map and head to City Hall. Talk to Father Maxi to start his side quest. Go to the Church and find Jesus, who is hiding behind a pew. Go back to Maxi to continue the quest. Return to the church one more time and this time Jesus is hiding behind the altar. The achievement will unlock, as well as giving you Jesus as a friend, and granting you his Summon ability.

 

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Open all garages in South Park

 

Every house in the neighborhood has a garage. Some can be opened straight away, others require you to find a key. The key is normally looted from inside the house itself, if the garage is locked. The earliest you can unlock this achievement is after the main story takes you to Kyle's backyard. Once there, you now have access to loot his house and find his garage key. His garage is the last one you can open. Also, storage units need not be opened for this achievement.

 

Three other garages of note:

1. Jimmy's garage key must be looted inside his house either during the story quest or afterwards, from the hallway outside the bedrooms

2. The garage on the house next to Mr Slave's only cracks open partially (need shrink ability to enter), but this counts as it being opened

3. Don't forget about Token's house, since it is set back away from the rest of the residential area

 

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Sell nothing the entire game

 

*Missable*

 

Self explanatory. You can't sell any equipment, patches, or junk. Nothing. Simply avoid going to the "Sell" tab any time you're at a vendor. As soon as you beat the final boss this achievement will unlock.

 

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Fart on the Mayor, Father Maxi, Principal Vic, and Prime Minister

 

*Missable*

 

Here is where each of the four people is located in the game. You need to fart on each one.

 

Mayor - in City Hall (NOTE you must use Cup A Fart for the fart to hit her)

Father Maxi - on a bench in front of City Hall

Principal Vic - in the Community Center (must progress in the story far enough)

Prime Minister - *missable* found in a cave in Canada. If you don't fart on him here, he's gone and you'll have to start all over

 

The achievement should unlock after farting on the Prime Minister. It is highly recommended to use the Cup A Fart on every person listed above to ensure that your farts count as hitting them.

 

[ame=http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=N3sDZBDJkeU&index=3&list=PLSz08HX7PxlVE3Pjlh9hlq_B600It8LQF]South Park: The Stick of Truth - Truth to Power Trophy / Achievement Guide - YouTube[/ame]

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Shit your pants during a boss battle

 

*Missable*

 

See "Pulling Mud" achievement description. Just repeat during a boss battle.

 

Alternatively, while fighting Jimmy, at some point he will likely use an attack called Brown Bomber. He will play the brown noise, and if you don't block, it will cause your mana meter to max out and you'll shit your pants, unlocking the achievement immediately.

 

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Fart on a canine enemy while in Gnome form

 

After you progress in the story, you'll unlock the ability to shrink to Gnome size. Now you must fart on a canine enemy. This can be done either before battle if you Cup A Fart, or after you've defeated them, then you can fart on their body. If you don't get it during the progress of the game, after you finish the game you can return to the woods to fight dogs, and fart on their bodies after you defeat them, or Cup A Fart without fighting, as shown in the video below.

 

[ame=http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jYcbY4VOckc&index=7&list=PLSz08HX7PxlVE3Pjlh9hlq_B600It8LQF]South Park: The Stick of Truth - Dog Whistle Trophy / Achievement Guide - YouTube[/ame]

 

 

 

 

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Hit three enemies with a single fart outside of combat

 

*Missable*

 

This achievement description is misleading. You must use a single fart to knock out three enemies at once, not just hit three enemies with your fart. The best time to get this achievement is during your second visit to the school. By this time you will have learned the Sneaky Squeaker, which lets you lure enemies to a specific spot. There are at least 3 parts in the school during your second visit where you can lure 3 enemies together and then use the environment to knock them all out. The video below demonstrates one of the first opportunities in the school.

 

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Fart on each available buddy in the game

 

You must fart on Cartman, Kenny, Butters, Kyle, Stan and Jimmy. Once you unlock them all, just switch to each buddy and fart on each one. The achievement will unlock after the sixth one.

 

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Interrupt 5 channel attacks with a fart

 

*Missable*

 

Enemies won't start channeling until after you finish your first visit to the school. The Boss Hall Monitor will channel at times, as will The Bard. Most notably, the Gnomes channel often. Each time an enemy channels, make sure you have enough Mana (you can use the basic fart spell for 40 Mana to count toward the achievement), then unleash a fart spell on the channeling enemy. It will interrupt their attack, cancelling it essentially, and will gross them out. This needs to be done 5 times cumulatively to unlock the achievement. I recommend making a save and then farming this on the Underpants Gnomes. Fill your Mana before battle (you'll battle 3-4 at once). When they channel, often more than one will channel on the same turn. If you've already maxed your Mana before battle, you can drink a Speed Potion, use Dragon Breath on one of the channeling gnomes, then use it again on one of the others. This will give you two in one turn.

 

If you don't have this achievement by the time you beat the game, another place to farm this is on Craig in Cylde's Tower. When he makes clones of himself, they will sometimes channel, although not as often as the gnomes, so try to get as many on the gnomes as possible.

 

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Defeat the Meth Tweekers while wearing the Evil Cartman goatee and the bald cap

 

*Missable*

 

The goatee is located in Cartman's bedroom. Loot it from a dresser. The bald cap is in the bag in Romper Stomper's cell in the police station. You must go to the second floor, shoot open the vent, go into the locker room, loot the jail cell key, then unlock his cell and loot the bag. Make sure to equip both. You need to wear them before you go to Kenny's house during the Calling Banners main story quest to recruit Tweak. This is one of the first quests in the game, so make sure you go to the Police Station right away. After you defeat the Meth Tweekers, the achievement will unlock.

 

[ame=http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vjj8IAIqdKs&index=5&list=PLSz08HX7PxlVE3Pjlh9hlq_B600It8LQF]South Park: The Stick of Truth - Heisenberg Trophy / Achievement Guide - YouTube[/ame]

 

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Successfully block every enemy attack in a single, non-tutorial battle

 

After you learn how to press :abut: to block in the tutorial, you can now get this achievement at any time. You must be attacked a minimum of one time by the enemy for this to count, so if you can fight as few enemies as possible, do as much damage as possible on your first turn while leaving one alive. Let him attack and make sure when you block it, you see a Perfect below your PP. Finish off the last enemy and you'll get the achievement after the battle is complete. I found this easiest on a set of 2 elves in the neighborhood. You should easily be able to kill one on your first turn, let the second one attack you and make sure to block it (their attacks are pretty basic and predictable), finish off the second elf and the achievement will unlock after the battle.

 

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Fart on 10 enemies in the world while they're knocked out

 

Each time you defeat an enemy, their body will remain knocked out on the ground until you leave the area. Be sure to fart (down on :rs:) on each knocked out body before you leave, and you should have this achievement very early in the game. You'll know you farted on them if their body jumps and they react to it.

 

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Defeat at least 3 enemies in battle while your buddy is unconscious

 

NOTE that if you end a battle with your buddy unconscious, it will void the No Child Left Behind achievement.

 

You must be in a battle against at least 3 enemies. Let your buddy get knocked out while at least 3 enemies are still fighting, then knock them out by yourself. The easiest way to do this is to attack all 3 enemies until their health is very low, then let them knock out your buddy, then finish them off. I recommend making a save before doing this so as not to void the No Child Left Behind achievement.

 

The easiest places to do this are against the rats in Skeeters Bar, as they're very weak, or against a group of 3 kids in the neighborhood. To avoid killing the enemies, simply don't press :abut: or :xbut: after you initiate a melee attack.

 

Tip: if you make Butters your buddy, enemies are more likely to attack him. That way, he'll take most of the damage and get knocked out quick, so you don't get frustrated with enemies constantly attacking you instead of your buddy.

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Complete the game without ever ending a combat with a buddy knocked out

 

*Missable*

 

As the achievement says, throughout your entire playthrough, you must never finish a battle while a buddy is knocked out. If your buddy does get knocked out, you CAN revive him, just so long as the battle doesn't end while he is knocked out. As soon as you beat the final boss this achievement will unlock. I recommend making continual manual saves throughout your playthrough in case you walk into a battle you can't handle. If you do accidentally end a battle with a buddy knocked out, reload a previous save/checkpoint to avoid missing the achievement. Also remember that you can lower the difficulty in the Options menu at any time without affecting any of the achievements.

 

An important general combat tip: if you initiate a random fight (swing your weapon at the enemy to start a battle), this means you get to attack first! If the enemy comes up to you and strikes you to start combat, they get to attack first. So make sure you initiate the battles as often as possible, letting you attack first so you have the upper hand.

 

See the recommended class builds in Post 8 to help make your playthrough much easier.

 

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Collect 5 Chinpokomon

 

See "Chinpokolypse" achievement description.

 

 

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Collect 15 Chinpokomon

See "Chinpokolypse" achievement description.

 

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Collect all the Chinpokomon

 

*Missable*

 

There are 30 Chinpokomon scattered throughout the game, some of which are missable, as they are in areas of the game that you can't revisit after story quests.

 

Here is a guide to all 30 locations: [ame=http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=f93bHBjuZHo&index=8&list=PLSz08HX7PxlVE3Pjlh9hlq_B600It8LQF]South Park: The Stick of Truth - All Chinpokomon Locations (Chinpokolypse Trophy / Achivement Guide) - YouTube[/ame]

 

Follow the Missable Guide (linked) to ensure you get all the missable ones, and you can go back and collect the remaining ones at any time. Press :back: and scroll over to the Collectibles tab to see which Chinpokomon you've collected.

 

One last back-up (thanks to Xerofox, via IGN)

 

Do Not Miss These Chinpokomon

 

If you miss these Chinpokomon, you will not get another chance, so be sure to look for them in the following missions (in order of appearance).

Roidrat - (The Bard) In the attic of the Giggling Donkey

Beetlebot - (Alien Abduction) On the UFO, shoot Beetlebot on the monitor in the room before the final boss

Gunrilla - (Gain New Allies) Shoot down Gunrilla from the top of a file cabinet in the government meeting room.

Pterdaken - (Attack the School) In a locker on the second floor of the school.

Fetuswami - (Forging Alliances) This is picked up next to the automatic turret gun in Unplanned Parenthood.

Shoe - (Beat Up Clyde) At the very top of Clyde's fort, use the anal probe to warp to it.

 

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Befriend your dad

 

First you have to acquire at least 50 friends. Press :back:, and on the home screen your friend count will be displayed in the lower left corner. Then go talk to your dad in your house and he will become your friend. Refer to Post 7 for a list of all 120 friends. You won't be able to obtain 50 friends until after you obtain the Probe ability.

 

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Befriend half of South Park

 

See "More Popular Than John Lenon" achievement description. You must acquire 60 friends for this achievement.

 

 

 

 

 

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Sell 300 junk items

 

You will acquire junk all throughout the game from looting bags, drawers, and knocked out enemies. If you loot all throughout your playthrough, you can get this very early in the game. NOTE that this achievement will void the For The Hoarder achievement. I recommend earning For The Hoarder first, and then selling your junk after you finish the game. While there is no New Game+, there is post-game play where you can sell all of your junk to obtain this achievement.

 

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Kill 20 enemies with Cartman's ass

 

Once Cartman becomes an available buddy, set him as your buddy. In battle, you must use one of his fart attacks to kill an enemy. Repeat this on 20 enemies cumulatively to unlock the achievement. His best fart attack is his ability on the right of the wheel. It is an AoE attack that hits all enemies with fire, meaining you're more likely to kill multiple enemies with this attack at once. You'll unlock Cartman while the zombies are still present, and this is the best time to farm this achievement, as a lot of zombies are weak to fire.

 

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Fart on people 100 times

 

This does NOT need to be done on 100 different people. This can be gotten on any conscious person. Just stand next to them and spam farts until the achievement unlocks. Press down on the :rs: to fart.

 

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Fart on animals 25 times

 

This does NOT need to be done on 25 different animals, nor do the animals need to be enemies. This can be done in Kupa Keep on the fenced in cat, or on any cat around town. Just spam it with farts until the achievement unlocks.

 

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Shit Your Pants in battle 3 times

 

First, you need to unlock Mana, which you get after Cartman teaches you your first fart spell in Kupa Keep. Then you need to acquire some Mana potions. You can use the potions outside of battle to actually fill your meter. Then go into battle and you'll see your Mana meter flashing with a warning sign. This means one more mana potion will make you shit your pants. Eat the mana potion to shit your pants.

 

This achievement does not need to be done all 3 times in a single battle; it is cumulative. I recommend making a save and then doing it three times in a battle back-to-back to get the achievement, then reverting saves to avoid wasting the mana potions.

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Complete half of the available costume sets

 

See "Full Arsenal" achievement description

 

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Complete all available costume sets

 

*Missable*

 

See "Full Arsenal" achievement description.

 

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Befriend Crab People and Underpants Gnomes

 

To befriend the Underpants Gnomes, you must complete their side quest to find 5 pairs of underpants. The underpants can be collected at any time, however the sidequest with the Gnomes only becomes available after you finish the story quest related to them at the start of Day 3. The underpants are located:

 

1. In Cartman's room

2. In Stan's room

3. In Stan's parents' room

4. In Kevin Stoley's room

5. In Kyle's room (must progress in the story)

 

To befriend the Crab People, you must acquire the final fart spell, Nagasaki, from Terrence and Phillip in Canada, which is near the end of the game. Then you must go all the way to the end of the sewers (or enter next to the movie theater if you've opened that manhole) and break the rock with your Nagasaki. This will clear the path to the Crab Person, who will friend you after talking to him.

 

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Score 100 perfect attacks

 

In the tutorial, Cartman will teach you how to press :abut: (or :xbut:) during an attack when you see the glimmer to score a perfect attack. You have to do this 100 times during battles throughout your playthrough to unlock the achievement. You'll know you've done a perfect attack if you see a "Perfect" below your PP.

 

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Block 100 attacks

 

In the tutorial, Cartman will teach you how to press :abut: during an enemy attack when you see the marker to block the attack. You have to do this 100 times during battles throughout your playthrough to unlock the achievement. You'll know you've done a block if you see a "Perfect" below your PP.

 

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Have Kenny die 10 times in battle over the course of the game

 

NOTE that this will void the No Child Left Behind achievement if you end a battle with Kenny dead.

 

The easiest way to do this is to finish the game (i.e. unlock No Child Left Behind first), then go to Canada with Kenny as your buddy. Use Kenny's Rat ability and don't move the control stick. This will automatically kill Kenny and damage all enemies. Finish the enemies off with your character. Repeat against all of the dire animals in Canada, enter the cave, exit the cave, and repeat until you've done it ten times.

 

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Unlock all the upgrades for one of the New Kid's abilities

 

*Missable*

 

You must fully upgrade one of your 5 abilities to level 5 to unlock this achievement. You unlock an upgrade each time you level up. Be warned, the level cap is 15, so you have 15 upgrades to allot, over the 20 options. You can see all levels of each ability at any time though, so review each ability and see which one(s) look best for maxing out. Worst case, if you prefer to divy your upgrade points evenly amongst all abilities, you can save an upgrade or two and max out an ability for the achievement, then reload your previous save.

 

 

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Spend $500

 

This is cumulative over the entire game. If you're going for "Full Arsenal" you will easily spend this much money buying all the equipment. To amass this much money, make sure to loot everything along your playthrough, even taking all of the junk. You will also be given money for completing quests, so make sure to do as many side quests as possible. You also will find cash, junk and consumables on bodies after defeating enemies in battle, so be sure to loot their bodies. After unlocking For The Hoarder, sell all your junk and you should have enough money to spend to reach the $500 mark.

 

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Collect all the weapons and costumes available in the game

 

*Missable*

 

You must acquire all 103 pieces of equipment/costumes. This can be viewed by pressing :back:, then scroll over to the Collectibles tab, then scroll over to Equipment. Here you can see your status. The costume sets/equipment are acquired from a combination of looting them from drawers, bags, etc., looting them from knocked out bodies, getting them as quest rewards, and buying them from vendors. Note that, for example, the Witch Hat, Witch Robes and Witch Gloves do not count as 3 toward the 103 counter; you must collect all three pieces of a single costume to count as 1 toward the 103 counter, so don't be surprised if you collect a hat, robes or gloves and don't see your counter go up by 1.

 

Here is a list of all of the costume pieces and equipment you must acquire: http://www.videogamesblogger.com/2014/03/07/south-park-the-stick-of-truth-weapons-and-costumes-locations-guide.htm

(Full credit to the guys listed at the bottom of that guide for assembling this perfect list)

 

The equipment you can/must buy from vendors is NOT missable (you can return to every vendor post-game to buy everything they're selling), however some of the looted equipment is. Be sure to follow the Missable Guide (linked) to make sure you at least pick up all the missable equipment during your playthrough.

 

NOTE that you need not possess every piece of equipment simultaneously! In other words, you CAN sell old stuff to make money to buy new stuff. As long as you've possessed the equipment at some point, it will tick off on your equipment list.

 

If you still need money to afford everything after selling all of your useless stuff, refer to Post 8 for some money farming methods.

 

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Befriend all of South Park

 

*Missable*

 

This achievement requires you to acquire all 120 friends in the game, INCLUDING Clyde at the very beginning of the game, who is technically the 121st friend, but he removes you immediately after being banished. You must talk to Clyde right in the beginning of the game in Kupa Keep, before talking to Cartman, or you'll be unable to unlock this achievement even if you get all 120 friends.

 

Follow the Friends guide in Post 7 for a rough chronological list of all 121 friends. It also highlights which friends are missable. Also use the Missable Guide, which includes missable friends in each quest when they appear.

 

Keep in mind that while there is no New Game+ to get missable friends, there is post-game play where you can mop up some friends that you may have missed while playing (the un-missable friends), so if you aren't complete with the friends list by the time you finish the game, as long as you've gotten the missable friends, you can go back post-game and get the remaining ones to unlock this achievement.

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Secret Achievements

 

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You defeated the High Jew Elf Kyle in battle

 

*Missable*

 

See "Elven Hero" achievement description.

 

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You defeated the Grand Wizard Cartman in battle

 

*Missable*

 

Create a save during your second visit to the school. At the end you will have to choose who to fight, either Kyle or Cartman. Fight one, then revert saves to fight the other, ensuring you get both achievements in one playthrough. Who you choose to fight has no impact on the game or any other achievements.

 

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You befriended the goths, like everyone else playing this game

 

Story-related. Cannot be missed.

 

You'll unlock this achievement after completing the main story quest "Befriend The Goths."

 

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While inside Mr Slave, you summoned Mr Slave

 

*Missable*

 

First, you must acquire the Mr Slave summon. Go to the post office, and in the back behind the counter you'll find Mr Slave's package. Return it to him at his house and you'll unlock his summon. NOTE that you can only use him once per day, so make sure not to use him on the third day (the day that starts with the Underpants Gnomes). During a battle inside Mr Slave, use his summon to unlock the achievement immediately.

 

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You defeated Princess Kenny while looking like David Hasselhoff

 

*Missable*

 

You must buy the Dave Hasselhoff nose job from Tom's Rhinoplasty before going to Clyde's house at the end of the game (right after befriending the girls). This will cost you $175. Then you must beat the game (Kenny) while "wearing" this nose job. If you don't want to have to waste $175 on this so you can spend it on equipment, create a save after you befriend the girls, get the nose job, finish the game and get the achievement, then revert saves so you don't have to waste the $175 and can spend it on equipment you need.

 

This should be paired with Two Girls, One Stick and Outpatient achievements. All three can be gotten simultaneously.

 

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You accepted your fate and chose the name Douchebag yourself

 

*Missable*

 

In the very beginning of the game, Cartman will ask you what your name is. No matter what you type in, Cartman will ask if your name is Douchebag. Respond "yes" both times and the achievement will unlock.

 

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You defeated Princess Kenny in your girl makeover disguise

 

*Missable*

 

The disguise is acquired as part of the main story line. Equip all pieces of the disguise (there are 4) before the final fight, and you'll unlock the achievement after the battle is complete.

 

NOTE that you must remove your extra rings, gloves, facial hair and face paint or the achievement won't count. You must only be wearing the 4 pieces of this disguise.

 

This should be paired with Face Hoff and Outpatient to unlock all three achievements simultaneously.

 

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You defeated Princess Kenny while living with Dire AIDS

 

*Missable*

 

You can acquire Dire AIDS from the dire wolves or snakes in Canada. Let them attack you until the game tells you that you acquired it. Don't remove it at the clinic. Simply finish the game with it and you'll unlock the achievement. The Dire AIDS doesn't affect you outside of battle once you have it. In battle, however, you will lose some health after each turn. There have been reports that it will eventually be removed after a certain amount of time. I recommend making a save after Canada when you're ready to go to Clyde's fortress, letting a dire animal bite you to give you AIDS, then go finish the game.

 

This can be paired with Face Hoff and Two Girls, One Stick to get all three achievements simultaneously.

 

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You watched your parents have sex for 60 seconds

 

*Missable*

 

During the sequence with the Underpants Gnomes during the main story, you'll come to a part where you're on your parents' dresser in their bedroom and they're having sex in bed. Simply face them in bed and sit idle for 60 seconds and watch until the achievement unlocks.

 

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You defeated Princess Kenny and recovered the Stick of Truth

 

Story-related. Cannot be missed.

 

You'll get this after you beat the game. Defeating Princess Kenny is a long battle that involves fighting Kenny 4 times, so make sure you have plenty of potions. This is the last battle, so don't hesitate to use Speed Potions to get in extra attacks each turn, but remember that your potions need to last across four sets of health on Kenny.

 

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You farted on the corpse of an aborted Nazi Zombie fetus

 

*Missable*

 

This must be gotten when the main story quest takes you into Unplanned Parenthood. After you fight a Nazi Zombie fetus (or kill it with the environment), make sure to fart on its corpse before proceeding, to unlock the achievement. If you forget to do this during the main quest, as long as you come back before you go to Clyde's, the boss's body will still be there to fart on and unlock the achievement.

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All Friends in South Park (thanks to The Nerevarine/Remnence for providing/compiling the initial list)

 

I tried to order this list to be in the order that each friend is attainable. Some people you might not visit until later, since some can be gotten at any time, but I tried to put it in the order of "as soon as they're available" so you can follow the list straight through your playthrough if you want to. Entries designated with "main quest" mean that you automatically obtain them as friends during your main quest and don't have to speak with them again outside of a quest.

 

NOTE that Clyde is not given a number because he unfriends you virtually immediately and won't be tallied amongst your friends, but he IS needed for the achievement.

 

1. Butters - main quest

*. Clyde - MISSABLE - Koopa Keep, before entering Cartman's tent (will later unfriend you)

2. Scott Malkinson - MISSABLE - Koopa Keep (will later only tend the armory)

3. Kenny - pick the flower in Koopa Keep and give it to Kenny

4. Mrs. Cartman - (after) Koopa Keep

5. Dougie - Outside Butters' house

6. Mrs. Stotch - Butters' house

7. Mr. Stotch - Butters' house

8. Mom - your house

9. Kelly Gardner - near your house

10. Pete - 2nd floor of garage 2210

11. Romper Stomper - locked in the cell in the Police Station (key on 2nd floor)

12. Kevin Stoley - finish his side quest

13. Annie - in front of City Hall, defeat the bullies

14. Mrs. Biggle - on the bench outside Post Office

15. Esther - in the News Building

16. Officer Barbrady - outside Tom's Rhinoplasty

17. Mrs. Marsh - buy an accessory (not a procedure) from Tom's Rhinoplasty

18. Millie - behind Unplanned Parenthood

19. Mr. Slave - finish his sidequest

20. Priest Maxi - finish his sidequest

21. Jesus - Priest Maxi sidequest

22. General Disarray - in Butters' Chaos Lair at U-Stor (key in Butters' room)

23. Al Gore - behind a bush next to the theater (the quest to unfriend him will not remove him)

24. Damien - in the movie theater

25. Mr. Kim - finish his sidequest

26. Skeeter - finish his sidequest

27. Bartender - same as Skeeter

28. Mr. McCormick - outside the bar

29. Mr. Broflovski - outside Kyle's house

30. Francis - outside Kyle's house, break his snowman

31. Filmore - Hide and Seek, start at the kids' park (inside the Bank)

32. Flora - Hide and Seek (outside Tower of Peace)

33. Quaid - Hide and Seek (sewer)

34. Jenny - Hide and Seek (secret path at the Lake)

35. Billy - Hide and Seek (farm)

36. Sally - Hide and Seek (outside Mr. Slave's house)

37. Kelly Rutherford - bench near the South Park sign, after 30 friends

38. Tweek - main quest

39. Token - main quest

40. Karen - Kenny's house

41. Mrs. McCormick - Kenny's house

42. Mr. Tweak - buy an Ultra Speed Potion

43. Mrs. Tweak - same as Mr. Tweak.

44. Lola - Post Office, after 40 friends

45. Craig - main quest (will later unfriend you, but stays on your tally)

--------------------You can get this many friends before getting Probe ability-----------------------

46. Randy - main quest

47. Douglas - in pink house by Photo Dojo, requires thrown weapon and teleporter

48. Amber - Mr. Hankey's sidequest (sewer)

49. Cornwallis - Mr. Hankey's sidequest

50. Simon - Mr. Hankey's sidequest

51. Mr. Hankey - finish his sidequest

52. Mrs. Hankey - same as Mr Hankey

53. Dad - your house, after 50 friends

54. Mayor McDaniels - finish her sidequest

55. Santa - roof of the Police Station

56. Jason - Kyle's house

57. Timmy - find all fast-travel stations

58. Stan - Kyle's house, finish sidequest

59. Jimmy - Kyle's house, finish sidequest

60. DogPoo - Kyle's house, finish sidequest

61. Shelly Marsh - Stan's house, after Stan's sidequest

62. Mr. Mackey - Community Center, finish his sidequest

63. Henrietta - main quest

64. Micheal - main quest

65. Pete - main quest

66. Firkle - main quest

67. Kyle/Cartman (depends on who you recruit the Goths for) - main quest

68. Bill - MISSABLE - during main quest, save him in the school

69. Fossey - MISSABLE - same as Bill

70. Lemmiwinks - MISSABLE - Grade 5 Classroom

-------------------You can get this many friends before getting Shrink ability----------------------

71. Underpants Gnome - finish his sidequest

72. Bradley - outside Stan's house (requires shrink ability)

73. Mr. Garrison - Community Center

74. Principal Victoria - Community Center

75. Mr. Adler - Community Center

76. Mrs. Broflovski - Community Center

77. Cartman/Kyle - main quest (depending on who you picked in entry #67, the other is acquired here)

78. Leroy Mullens - on top of News Building (requires shrink ability)

79. Sergeant Yates - MISSABLE - Police Station, during Nazi Zombie invasion

80. Monica - main quest

81. Jessie Rodriguez - main quest

82. Earl of Winnipeg - main quest

83. Bishop of Banff - MISSABLE - main quest; must choose to spare his life

84. Prince of Canada - main quest

85. Duke of Vancouver - main quest

86. Terrance - main quest

87. Phillip - main quest

88. Princess of Canada - main quest

89. Minister of Montreal - main quest

90. Jimbo - finish his sidequest

91. Ned - same as Jimbo

92. Wendy - main quest

93. Bebe - main quest

94. Red - main quest

95. Nelly - Girl's bathroom in the playground

96. Jessie - Girl's bathroom in the playground

97. Allie Nelson - Girl's bathroom in the playground

98. Heidi - Girl's bathroom in the playground

99. Chris Donnely - Kyle's house, after recruiting the girls

100. Crab Person - in the sewer (requires Nagasaki)

101. Polly Prissy Pants - Cartman's room with Cartman as your buddy

102. Beary - Lost Forest, travel right - up - right - down - right (from the U Store It entrance), then accept the true lord

103. Rabbity - same as Beary

104. Skunky - same as Beary

105. Beavery - same as Beary

106. Mousey - same as Beary

107. Squirrely - same as Beary

108. Deery - same as Beary

109. Woodpeckery - same as Beary

110. Porcupiney - same as Beary

111. Foxy - same as Beary

112. Chickadee-y - same as Beary

113. Raccoony - same as Beary

------------------You should have this many friends before going to Clyde's-----------------

114. Chinpokomon Toy Corporation - MISSABLE - collect all 30 Chinpokomon

115. Ike - MISSABLE - find him crying during the assault on Craig's Keep and light the firework with a fart

116. Mr. Hat - main quest

117. Big Gay Al - MISSABLE - answer the phone by pressing A on it, you have about 5 seconds

118. Catatafish - main quest

119. Sparrow Prince - main quest

120. Frog King - main quest

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- Other Useful Information -

 

Mage Build (major credit to emperor799)

This is a suggested build for a Mage class to make your playthrough as easy as possible, namely for acquiring No Child Left Behind, and so you don't have to spend money on potions and can instead save the money for equipment. The Are We Cool? achievement would then have to be unlocked on a second playthrough, but it is unlocked very early on.

 

Abilities:

- Focus on leveling up Dragon Breath and Pyre Ball

 

Gear Upgrades:

- Use Flaming Sword Patch (in a chest in the Tower of Peace) and/or Wire Coat Hanger (in a drawer in the abortion clinic), or any other gear upgrades that build on fire damage or Attack Up.

- Flaming Sword is particularly useful because it restores 2 PP every time you do fire damage. So the more enemies you do fire damage to in battle with your abilities, the more PP you get returned to you, giving you lots of extra PP in battle

- Once you get the shrink ability, in the sewers is a hole you can enter to get a patch that returns 5 PP every time you do fire damage, essentially ensuring you virtually never run out of PP in battle

 

Perks:

- Growing Boy initially, then Sucker Punch, Pyromaniac, and Let It Slide

 

Weapons:

- Just equip your highest-damage weapons, regardless of what theme they are (don't have to be mage-related), and make sure to use at least one of the patches listed above

 

Playthrough:

- Before even going to the school for the first time, you should be AT LEAST at level 4. You should easily be able to get here by fighting all of the elven kids you see, and the few homeless you can reach, as well as completing all of possible side quests. Doing this right away will give you a headstart on achievements, unlock fast travel stations for speeding through the story later, AND mean you're over-powered for most of the rest of the game. Pair this build doing it's fire abilities with Butters or Cartman doing their high-damage AoE abilities, and you should be able to resolve most fights in the game within a round or two.

- Some later boss fights will require a lot of weapon attacks as well, so start pumping that via gear and perks by the time you see nazi zombies. But Flaming Sword Patch and some gear that raises your total PP will mean that Dragon's Breath stays charged most or all of the time and late in the game you can do Pyre Ball for huge damage followed by DB to eat armor and recharge another PB.

- Speed potion should be your go-to for boss fights.

- Try to do as many side quests as possible before progressing with the main quests. This will ensure you're always slightly over-levelled as you progress in the story.

- Never avoid a random fight against elven kids or zombies. You should be able to resolve battles pretty quickly, so fight anywhere you can outside of quests to ensure you level up as quickly as possible.

 

Jew Build

This is a suggested build for the Jew class, based on my experience. Using this build in my first playthrough, I was able to finish the game and get No Child Left Behind, and there was only 1 fight where I even needed to use a Revive potion, so this class worked extremely well.

 

Abilities

- Sling of David - Level up to level 4 (so it hits two people) right away

- Circum-scythe - Level up to max ASAP

- Dreidel Attack - Level up to max ASAP

- Don't waste any upgrade points on the other abilities

 

Gear Upgrades

- Use patches to increase PP on ranged attacks (for Sling of David) initially

- Once your Dreidel attack is maxed out, use patches to increase PP from each fire damage (Flaming Sword patch in Tower of Peace, then the upgrade to this found in a hole in the sewers)

- Other than these two above, the rest of the time I just used patches to maximize my armor

 

Perks

- These are all of the perks I recommend using, in roughly this order: Growing Boy, Sucker Punch, Mauler, Apprentice, Brain Food, All Outta Bubble Gum, Pyromaniac, Blood Lust.

- Brain Food is extremely handy when coupled with Butters' healing ability, which he can use for free once per turn on you, and every time you use it, he actually heals you 3-4 times, and you get 2 PP every time, so you're looking at a free 6-8 PP every time if you need to be healed

- All Outta Bubble Gum is great for late in the game because you'll be using Speed potions and healing potions often, and the extra Attack Up is a great added benefit

 

Weapons

- Mongorian Bow (from a body in the Tower Of Peace) should be gotten immediately when you start exploring, and is very effective throughout your entire first day in-game.

- At Level 6 be sure to get Fatbeard's Blade (Kupa Keep vendor)

- At Level 8 be sure to get Longsword (?) from Jimbo's shop

- At Level 14 be sure to get the Sweet Kitana from Jimbo's Shop. This is the strongest weapon in the game

 

Playthrough

- Do all side quests immediately upon obtaining them. You should be level 5 when you go to the school at the end of the first day if you fight elven kids every time you see them.

- On Day 2, you have a ton of side quests, and be sure to explore the sewers fully and fight everyone and every zombie you come across. You should be at least level 11-12 by the time you go to the school at the end of the second day.

- On Day 3 you should be at level 14 before even going to befriend the girls, allowing you to get the strongest melee weapon (see above) and max out all your abilities (see above)

- In regular battles, initially you should use the Sling Of David for a good amount of damage and to piss enemies off, and with it upgraded you can hit two enemies with it. Once you start upgrading the Dreidel attack, this should be your first attack in any battle with 2 or more enemies. With the Dreidel attack fully upgraded, you should be able to end just about every normal battle on your first turn, doing massive fire damage to every enemy, sometimes multiple times on the same attack.

- In Boss fights, you'll be using Circum-scythe, so make sure to max that out as soon as you can, so you inflict two stacks on bleeding each time you use it. Start off each boss fight with a Speed Potion and you can put 4 stacks of bleeding on each boss right away, for massive damage after each turn. Once it's maxed, it'll also Gross Out any other enemies, making them take damage each turn as well

 

Money Farming Methods

These methods are listed for people who need to farm money to be able to afford all of the costumes and equipment from all of the vendors, either during or after the story. Keep in mind that you CAN sell old stuff to raise money for new stuff and still get the related achievements. So theoretically, if Full Arsenal and Clothes Whore are your last two achievements, you could sell every single thing in your inventory except the five pieces of equipment you have equipped and use that money to buy as much as possible. If you loot everything all game and don't waste money on potions, selling all of your old equipment should EASILY net you enough money to buy everything to complete the achievements. If you still need more money, or want to own every piece of equipment, here are some farming methods:

 

Before or After Completion (full credit to Ten Foot Bunny)

1. Equip patches for +10% and +20% money. In addition, if you preordered the game, you can equip all three pieces of the Assassin costume for an extra +5%, +10% and +15% money.

2. These patches increase money from looted bodies, money from parking meters, newspaper bins, etc, AND from looted chests/bags.

3. Run from the Photo Dojo down the business street (past the bank, post office, etc., then up past City Wok) all the way to Skeeter's bar. Hit every parking meter and newspaper bin along the way for cash. If you see any enemies along the way and are confident you can kill them in one turn, fight them too and loot their bodies.

4. Go into Skeeter's bar to reset all the meters, then exit and run back the other way, breaking everything along the way. Enter Photo Dojo, then exit and repeat from Step 3.

5. This should net you over $5 per lap, doesn't have the stress of battling enemies, can be done at any time, and only takes a minute or so to run a lap.

 

After Completion

1. Go to Canada. Kill all animals (snakes, bears, wolves) and be sure to loot all of their bodies.

2. Enter the cave (or one of the towns), then exit back into the overworld.

3. Repeat Step 1 and 2 until your consumables are full.

3. Go into one of the towns and sell all your junk and consumables you don't need.

4. Repeat these steps until you have enough money to buy everything at that town, then repeat with the other towns.

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A complete list of friends for your guide (original list by Remnence):

 

1. Butters - main quest

2. Clyde - MISSABLE - Koopa Keep, before entering Cartman's tent (will later unfriend you)

3. Scott Malkinson - Koopa Keep

4. Kenny - main quest

5. Mrs. Cartman - (after) Koopa Keep

6. Dougie - Outside Butters' house

7. Mrs. Stotch - Butters' house

8. Mr. Stotch - Butters' house

9. Mom - your house

10. Kelly Gardner - near your house

11. Pete - 2nd floor of garage 2210

12. Romper Stomper - locked in the cell in the Police Station (key on 2nd floor)

13. Kevin Stoley - finish his side quest

14. Annie - main quest

15. Mrs. Biggle - on the bench outside Post Office

16. Esther - in the News Building

17. Officer Barbrady - outside Tom's Rhinoplasty

18. Mrs. Marsh - buy something from Tom's Rhinoplasty

19. Millie - behind Unplanned Parenthood

20. Mr. Slave - finish his sidequest

21. Priest Maxi - finish his sidequest

22. Jesus - Priest Maxi sidequest

23. General Disarray - in Butters' Chaos Lair at U-Stor (key in Butters' room)

24. Al Gore - finish his sidequest

25. Damien - in the movie theater

26. Mr. Kim - finish his sidequest

27. Skeeter - finish his sidequest

28. Bartender - same as Skeeter

29. Mr. McCormick - outside the bar

30. Mr. Broflovski - outside Kyle's house

31. Francis - outside Kyle's house, break his snowman

32. Tweek - main quest

33. Token - main quest

34. Karen - Kenny's house

35. Mrs. McCormick - Kenny's house

36. Kelly Rutherford - acquire 30 friends and speak to her

37. Craig - main quest (will later unfriend you)

38. Randy - main quest

39. Douglas - in pink house by Photo Dojo, requires thrown weapon and teleporter

40. Jason - Kyle's house

41. Timmy - find all fast-travel stations

42. Stan - Kyle's house, finish sidequest

43. Jimmy - Kyle's house, finish sidequest

44. DogPoo - Kyle's house, finish sidequest

45. Lola - Post Office, after 40 friends

46. Mr. Mackey - Community Center, finish his sidequest

47. Amber - Mr. Hankey's sidequest (sewer)

48. Cornwallis - Mr. Hankey's sidequest

49. Simon - Mr. Hankey's sidequest

50. Mr. Hankey - finish his sidequest

51. Mrs. Hankey - same as Mr Hankey

52. Mayor McDaniels - finish her sidequest

53. Santa - roof of the Police Station

54. Henrietta - main quest

55. Micheal - main quest

56. Pete - main quest

57. Firkle - main quest

58. Kyle - main quest

59. Bill - MISSABLE - during main quest, save him in the school

60. Fossey - MISSABLE - same as Bill

61. Lemmiwinks - Grade 5 Classroom

62. Underpants Gnome - finish his sidequest

63. Dad - your house, after 50 friends

64. Bradley - outside Stan's house (requires shrink ability)

65. Filmore - Hide and Seek (inside the Bank)

66. Flora - Hide and Seek (outside Tower of Peace)

67. Quaid - Hide and Seek (sewer)

68. Jenny - Hide and Seek (secret path at the Lake)

69. Billy - Hide and Seek (farm)

70. Sally - Hide and Seek (outside Mr. Slave's house)

71. Mr. Garrison - Community Center

72. Principal Victoria - Community Center

73. Mr. Adler - Community Center

74. Mrs. Broflovski - Community Center

75. Cartman - main quest

76. Chris Donnely - Kyle's house, after recruiting the girls

77. Leroy Mullens - on top of News Building (requires shrink ability)

78. Sergeant Yates - MISSABLE - Police Station, during Nazi Zombie invasion

79. Monica - main quest

80. Jessie Rodriguez - main quest

81. Jimbo - finish his sidequest

82. Ned - same as Jimbo

83. Earl of Winnipeg - main quest

84. Bishop of Banff - MISSABLE - main quest; must choose to spare his life

85. Prince of Canada - main quest

86. Duke of Vancouver - main quest

87. Terrance - main quest

88. Phillip - main quest

89. Princess of Canada - main quest

90. Minister of Montreal - main quest

91. Wendy - main quest

92. Bebe - main quest

93. Red - Girl's bathroom in the playground

94. Nelly - Girl's bathroom in the playground

95. Jessie - Girl's bathroom in the playground

96. Allie Nelson - Girl's bathroom in the playground

97. Heidi - Girl's bathroom in the playground

98. Crab Person - in the sewer (requires Nagasaki)

99. Mr. Tweak - buy an Ultra Speed Potion

100. Mrs. Tweak - same as Mr. Tweak.

101. Shelly Marsh - Stan's house, after Stan's sidequest

102. Polly Prissy Pants - Cartman's room with Cartman as your buddy

103. Beary - Lost Forest, travel right - up - right - down - right, then accept the true lord

104. Rabbity - same as Beary

105. Skunky - same as Beary

106. Beavery - same as Beary

107. Mousey - same as Beary

108. Squirrely - same as Beary

109. Deery - same as Beary

110. Woodpeckery - same as Beary

111. Porcupiney - same as Beary

112. Foxy - same as Beary

113. Chickadee-y - same as Beary

114. Raccoony - same as Beary

115. Chinpokomon Toy Corporation - MISSABLE - collect all 30 Chinpokomon

116. Ike - MISSABLE - find him crying during the assault on Craig's Keep and light the firework with a fart

117. Mr. Hat - main quest

118. Big Gay Al - MISSABLE - answer the phone by pressing A on it, you have about 5 seconds

119. Catatafish - main quest

120. Sparrow Prince - main quest

121. Frog King - main quest

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Ok I tried to get as much info up as quickly as possible so people can at least get a feel for what's missable and to plan out their playthroughs. I'll add videos them, and link to the missable guide once I have his permission, and then I'll add the achievement tiles as soon as they're up on the main site (unless someone knows where else I can get them). I'll also update the Roadmap with a list of missable achievements in a rough order they need to be gotten in.

 

Here are some things that would be good to have in the guide:

 

- anyone remember exactly where the Freckles are in the school the first time?

- please confirm my description for Dragon Wrath, as I've used Cup A Fart and had it hit three enemies, but the achievement didn't unlock, so I assume you have to knock out three enemies with a single fart?

- is Re-Buttal missable? Are there enemies later in the game that channel that you can still get this on?

- I haven't befriended Crab People yet, so I only know how to get to them, not exactly what's required to friend them. If anyone can clarify, that'd be great

- where do you get the girl makeover disguise?

 

It's a WIP obviously, so any clarity, comments or suggestions are greatly appreciated.

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The only way I could get the fart on the Mayor to register was if I used Cup-A-Spell on her from in front of her desk.

 

Also, for Canadian Handshake, you don't need to push down on the right stick. If you just push up you do a small fart, and I can confirm that that counts.

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- I haven't befriended Crab People yet, so I only know how to get to them, not exactly what's required to friend them. If anyone can clarify, that'd be great

- where do you get the girl makeover disguise?

All you have to do for the Crab People is to talk to the one once you learn the Nagasaki fart in Canada in order to reach him. There isn't any quest you must complete (to my recollection).

 

As for the girl makeover disguise, you get it as part of the story. You get four items (clothes, gloves, make-up and wig), although I'm not sure what all has to be worn for it to count (I just did all four).

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Ok I tried to get as much info up as quickly as possible so people can at least get a feel for what's missable and to plan out their playthroughs. I'll add videos them, and link to the missable guide once I have his permission, and then I'll add the achievement tiles as soon as they're up on the main site (unless someone knows where else I can get them). I'll also update the Roadmap with a list of missable achievements in a rough order they need to be gotten in.

 

Here are some things that would be good to have in the guide:

 

- anyone remember exactly where the Freckles are in the school the first time?

- please confirm my description for Dragon Wrath, as I've used Cup A Fart and had it hit three enemies, but the achievement didn't unlock, so I assume you have to knock out three enemies with a single fart?

- is Re-Buttal missable? Are there enemies later in the game that channel that you can still get this on?

- I haven't befriended Crab People yet, so I only know how to get to them, not exactly what's required to friend them. If anyone can clarify, that'd be great

- where do you get the girl makeover disguise?

 

It's a WIP obviously, so any clarity, comments or suggestions are greatly appreciated.

 

You get the freckles from the body of a defeated Ginger in the school. Or you could also give them to your character when you are creating them at the beginning of the game.

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This should be helpful for the Chinpokemon:

 

Do Not Miss These Chinpokomon

 

If you miss these Chinpokomon, you will not get another chance, so be sure to look for them in the following missions.

 

  • Roidrat - (The Bard) In the attic of the Giggling Donkey
  • Beetlebot - (Alien Abduction) On the UFO, shoot Beetlebot on the monitor in the room before the final boss
  • Gunrilla - (Gain New Allies) Shoot down Gunrilla from the top of a file cabinet in the government meeting room.
  • Fetuswami - (Forging Alliances) This is picked up next to the automatic turret gun in Unplanned Parenthood.
  • Pterdaken - (Attack the School) In a locker on the second floor of the school.
  • Shoe - (Beat Up Clyde) At the very top of Clyde's fort, use the anal probe to ward to it.

 

 

source: ign

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Some errors:

 

I don't think Poco Chinpoko & Chinpoko Loco are actually missable as there will be enough chinpokomon left around town to get those two achievements after the story is complete, though you are correct in marking Chinpokolypse as missable.

 

Similarly, I don't think More Popular Than Jesus is missable for the same reason.

 

You forgot to post More Popular Than John Lennon, which is missable.

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This should be helpful for the Chinpokemon:

 

Do Not Miss These Chinpokomon

 

If you miss these Chinpokomon, you will not get another chance, so be sure to look for them in the following missions.

 

  • Roidrat - (The Bard) In the attic of the Giggling Donkey
  • Beetlebot - (Alien Abduction) On the UFO, shoot Beetlebot on the monitor in the room before the final boss
  • Gunrilla - (Gain New Allies) Shoot down Gunrilla from the top of a file cabinet in the government meeting room.
  • Fetuswami - (Forging Alliances) This is picked up next to the automatic turret gun in Unplanned Parenthood.
  • Pterdaken - (Attack the School) In a locker on the second floor of the school.
  • Shoe - (Beat Up Clyde) At the very top of Clyde's fort, use the anal probe to ward to it.

 

 

source: ign

 

I believe there is also a missable on in the hallway of the school while fighting gingers the first time. You'll have to shoot out a vent in the ceiling. I went to the same place after beating the game, and it was no longer there.

 

Source/video: [ame=http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ah0MnCytjFQ]South Park: The Stick of Truth - All 30 Chinpokomon Collectibles Locations - Chinpokolypse Guide - YouTube[/ame]

 

(I think he's wrong about the Jimmy one, I couldn't find a way back in the attic.)

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Here are some things that would be good to have in the guide:

 

- anyone remember exactly where the Freckles are in the school the first time?

- please confirm my description for Dragon Wrath, as I've used Cup A Fart and had it hit three enemies, but the achievement didn't unlock, so I assume you have to knock out three enemies with a single fart?

- is Re-Buttal missable? Are there enemies later in the game that channel that you can still get this on?

- I haven't befriended Crab People yet, so I only know how to get to them, not exactly what's required to friend them. If anyone can clarify, that'd be great

- where do you get the girl makeover disguise?

 

1. I think I found them in a locker, but you can definitely start your character with freckles.

 

2. You have to fart at something that's on fire, which then explodes into a fireball and kills 3 people, not unlike a dragon's breath.

 

3. I don't remember anything else that channels. This is best done while fighting Jimmy or elves.

 

4. As soon as you get the final fart magic, you can open the way to the crab person in the sewers, who will befriend you when you talk to them.

 

5. The makeover disguise is acquired automatically as part of the story prior to the abortion clinic. I suspect this is also one of the required costumes.

 

 

NOTE: I wouldn't reference linking to the Missable Guide until you actually link to it ;)

 

Per my previous post, I also think you can probably get the Shopaholic achievement even during endgame between the auto-grant costumes and those available at vendors. I can assure you that you can grind out cash at endgame by fighting forest wolves and canadian dire animals as well as by breaking paper machines and parking meters. But this is long and boring, for the roadmap I recommend saving money by not buying cosmetic items or weapon & gear add-ons, that way you have the money to buy all costumes, weapons, the David Hasselhoff face, and the $15 coffee so Mr. Tweak friends you. Things get EXPENSIVE and it's going to be rough not being able to sell anything.

 

Also for the roadmap, I'm not sure you can get Face Hoff & Two Girls, One Stick at the same time. If so, great. If not, you'll want to create a save after fighting Chef and all the government cutscenes but before you go over the bridge to fight the princess. That'll be your chance to swap costumes.

 

Also for the roadmap: My Mage playthrough was super easy, after which it took me about 5 minutes to make a Jew and go get Are We Cool. Another way to get an easy playthrough is to scale the difficulty down to easy, but I suspect a Mage Easy playthrough is super easy.

 

For a cakewalk mage build, focus on leveling up Dragon's Breath & Pyre Ball and gear upgrades like lvl3 Flaming Sword Patch, Wire Coat Hanger from the abortion clinic drawer, whatever fire damage bonuses you have at the time, and any upgrade or base gear that gives you Attack Up at the start of combat. Your important perks are going to be Growing Boy at low level, then Sucker Punch, Pyromaniac, and Let It Slide. Just equip whatever your current highest-damaging weapons are, they don't have to be mage-themed (contrary to the introduction at the KKK). Before even going to school the first time, grind your way to 3rd or 4th level by going around town fighting elves and doing sidequests (which also get you gear and friends for achievements). Doing this grinding right away will give you a headstart on achievements, unlock fast travel stations for speeding through the story later, AND mean you're over-powered for most of the rest of the game. Pair this build doing it's fire abilities with Butters or Cartman doing their high-damage AoE abilities, and you should be able to resolve most fights in the game within a round or two. Some later boss fights will require a lot of weapon attacks as well, so start pumping that via gear and perks by the time you see nazi zombies. But Flaming Sword Patch and some gear that raises your total PP will mean that Dragon's Breath stays charged most or all of the time and late in the game you can do Pyre Ball for huge damage followed by DB to eat armor and recharge another PB. Other than Speed Potion, which should be your go-to for boss fights, I barely used any potions in the entire game and combats went far more quickly this way.

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Should be mentioned that the "Heisenberg" Tweekers battle is during the first main quest. I ended up in the garage and was fighting them before I even thought to go to the Police Station.

 

Also, let me know if you want videos. Won't make them if you don't want them, but can if you do.

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Should be mentioned that the "Heisenberg" Tweekers battle is during the first main quest. I ended up in the garage and was fighting them before I even thought to go to the Police Station.

 

Also, let me know if you want videos. Won't make them if you don't want them, but can if you do.

 

I will gladly put them in! And I added that note to Heisenberg. Also, since you seem pretty involved with this site, wanna pass on the word that the main page is missing the More Popular Than John Lennon achievement? Completely missed it in my guide since I was going right off the main page.

 

1. I think I found them in a locker, but you can definitely start your character with freckles.

 

2. You have to fart at something that's on fire, which then explodes into a fireball and kills 3 people, not unlike a dragon's breath.

 

3. I don't remember anything else that channels. This is best done while fighting Jimmy or elves.

 

4. As soon as you get the final fart magic, you can open the way to the crab person in the sewers, who will befriend you when you talk to them.

 

5. The makeover disguise is acquired automatically as part of the story prior to the abortion clinic. I suspect this is also one of the required costumes.

 

 

NOTE: I wouldn't reference linking to the Missable Guide until you actually link to it ;)

 

 

Thanks for all the help! I'll be revising the guide then with everything. I got permission for the missable guide so it's linked now :p

 

Some errors:

 

I don't think Poco Chinpoko & Chinpoko Loco are actually missable as there will be enough chinpokomon left around town to get those two achievements after the story is complete, though you are correct in marking Chinpokolypse as missable.

 

Similarly, I don't think More Popular Than Jesus is missable for the same reason.

 

You forgot to post More Popular Than John Lennon, which is missable.

 

Good catches. Strangely, More Popular Than John Lennon isn't on the main site! That's why I missed it.

 

Are the links missing?

 

In there now. Sorry for the delay!

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