ARCANEVALORE Posted April 12, 2011 Share Posted April 12, 2011 How would you kill them? I'd stand really far away and watch them come at me, seeing as thier rotting flesh i'll hope their limbs just collapse and i'll laugh at the gimp zombies Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Rainbow Donut Posted April 12, 2011 Share Posted April 12, 2011 How would you kill them? I'd stand really far away and watch them come at me, seeing as thier rotting flesh i'll hope their limbs just collapse and i'll laugh at the gimp zombies Bwahahahaha I love this!!! Personally I would rally them all up in one place and blow their sorry asses from here to Mars..... That or a nice shot gun to the head, its always nice to watch their heads explode Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
KillerChris8814 Posted April 12, 2011 Share Posted April 12, 2011 Yay a thread about violence, anyway my answer has to be napalm. Wonderful, wonderful stuff. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Nozza Posted April 12, 2011 Share Posted April 12, 2011 Depends on what the zombies are like! Now if the zombies were like Dead Rising, I'd casually walk past them to get where I need to go. Though I'll most likely stop off every now and then, pick up any random object that I see fit and use it as a weapon of some kind. If the zombie turn out like L4D, then I have a whole new situation on my hands. As a citizen of the UK we're not allowed to hold any type of gun, we can't even purchase them. So I'm a little buggered if a Hunter or even worse Tank heads towards me! I'll probably head to the local police station and see what they have in stock and go from there, but I'll probably end up with a can of pepper spray. If by chance the zombies alike what we get in CoD, its a little easier. These guys are kind of in the middle. I'll make camp in my house, board up the windows and door and ride the storm out. If they try to break through, I'll slash and stab them with my massive kitchen knife, board it back up and ride out the storm. Though other areas will have to be used when stuff gets more heated. So I may have to use the garden, then break through the fence into the park next door, then the shop across the road. It'll also keep things interesting and more weapons will become available! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
KeepEmRolling Posted April 12, 2011 Share Posted April 12, 2011 Depends on what the zombies are like! Now if the zombies were like Dead Rising, I'd casually walk past them to get where I need to go. Though I'll most likely stop off every now and then, pick up any random object that I see fit and use it as a weapon of some kind. If the zombie turn out like L4D, then I have a whole new situation on my hands. As a citizen of the UK we're not allowed to hold any type of gun, we can't even purchase them. So I'm a little buggered if a Hunter or even worse Tank heads towards me! I'll probably head to the local police station and see what they have in stock and go from there, but I'll probably end up with a can of pepper spray. If by chance the zombies alike what we get in CoD, its a little easier. These guys are kind of in the middle. I'll make camp in my house, board up the windows and door and ride the storm out. If they try to break through, I'll slash and stab them with my massive kitchen knife, board it back up and ride out the storm. Though other areas will have to be used when stuff gets more heated. So I may have to use the garden, then break through the fence into the park next door, then the shop across the road. It'll also keep things interesting and more weapons will become available! Awesome post! I'd carry my 16 gauge shotgun, 9mm and a machete and use whatever weapon fit the situation. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Baylor05 Posted April 12, 2011 Share Posted April 12, 2011 Depends on what the zombies are like! Now if the zombies were like Dead Rising, I'd casually walk past them to get where I need to go. Though I'll most likely stop off every now and then, pick up any random object that I see fit and use it as a weapon of some kind. If the zombie turn out like L4D, then I have a whole new situation on my hands. As a citizen of the UK we're not allowed to hold any type of gun, we can't even purchase them. So I'm a little buggered if a Hunter or even worse Tank heads towards me! I'll probably head to the local police station and see what they have in stock and go from there, but I'll probably end up with a can of pepper spray. If by chance the zombies alike what we get in CoD, its a little easier. These guys are kind of in the middle. I'll make camp in my house, board up the windows and door and ride the storm out. If they try to break through, I'll slash and stab them with my massive kitchen knife, board it back up and ride out the storm. Though other areas will have to be used when stuff gets more heated. So I may have to use the garden, then break through the fence into the park next door, then the shop across the road. It'll also keep things interesting and more weapons will become available! No wonder we whipped your butts in the American Revolution or whatever you guys from across the pond call it. I knew Britain had turned into a nanny state but good lord. Here in the land of the free, I and my other gun-toting Texans would engage in contests, much like those seen in Red Dead Redemption, seeing how many zombies we could kill in a minute. Then have a beer afterwards. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Burnout x360a Posted April 12, 2011 Share Posted April 12, 2011 In the ideal scenario (Though this is the UK so firearms are not sold) i'd have myself a 12/16 gauge, machete/baseball bat and perhaps an appropiate SMG. Or engage in a dance off. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Worhammer Posted April 12, 2011 Share Posted April 12, 2011 What if they're like 28 days / weeks later zombies? Don't get the blood on you o_o Anyway, shotty & a good riot shield for safety. Don't want them zombies gnawin on mah brains, now! 9MM for backup. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
i NatrlKilla i Posted April 12, 2011 Share Posted April 12, 2011 (edited) Depends on what the zombies are like! Now if the zombies were like Dead Rising, I'd casually walk past them to get where I need to go. Though I'll most likely stop off every now and then, pick up any random object that I see fit and use it as a weapon of some kind. If the zombie turn out like L4D, then I have a whole new situation on my hands. As a citizen of the UK we're not allowed to hold any type of gun, we can't even purchase them. So I'm a little buggered if a Hunter or even worse Tank heads towards me! I'll probably head to the local police station and see what they have in stock and go from there, but I'll probably end up with a can of pepper spray. If by chance the zombies alike what we get in CoD, its a little easier. These guys are kind of in the middle. I'll make camp in my house, board up the windows and door and ride the storm out. If they try to break through, I'll slash and stab them with my massive kitchen knife, board it back up and ride out the storm. Though other areas will have to be used when stuff gets more heated. So I may have to use the garden, then break through the fence into the park next door, then the shop across the road. It'll also keep things interesting and more weapons will become available! In the ideal scenario (Though this is the UK so firearms are not sold) i'd have myself a 12/16 gauge, machete/baseball bat and perhaps an appropiate SMG. Or engage in a dance off. I'm pretty sure we're allowed to own shotguns if we have a Shotgun Certificate, and rifles if we have a Fire Arm Certificate. Apart from those, I don't think we're allowed anything else. So with that said, I would have me a rifle to take out zombies from a distance, and a shotgun to blow the legs off of any zombie hungry enough to get close to me. Edited April 12, 2011 by i NatrlKilla i Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gackt Posted April 12, 2011 Share Posted April 12, 2011 What if they're like 28 days / weeks later zombies? But...those are not zombies ;p As for dealing with zombies, Id get a boat and learn how to fish and just stay where they can't get me lol. Let the rest of ya deal with killing them : ) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
InfamousVuk Posted April 12, 2011 Share Posted April 12, 2011 Nothing beats rushing at them with a giant Katana and get it up close and personal. Yay a thread about violence, anyway my answer has to be napalm. Wonderful, wonderful stuff. Although, this will be a beautiful sight as well. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Nozza Posted April 12, 2011 Share Posted April 12, 2011 I'm pretty sure we're allowed to own shotguns if we have a Shotgun Certificate, and rifles if we have a Fire Arm Certificate. Apart from those, I don't think we're allowed anything else. Yeah, if you're a policeman or a certified hunter of some kind! Unless you're one of them or live in East London, so Brixton, Harlesden, Peckham then you shouldn't have a gun No offence to anyone that lives there, but they are none for there high crime of all sorts! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
HuskyHuscarl Posted April 12, 2011 Share Posted April 12, 2011 I think a machine gun is in order.. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
tehapoc Posted April 12, 2011 Share Posted April 12, 2011 (edited) Move to Greenland. Let them starve and fight it out. Edited April 12, 2011 by tehapoc Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Donovyn Posted April 12, 2011 Share Posted April 12, 2011 I don't think it matters..as long as they die. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ARCANEVALORE Posted April 12, 2011 Author Share Posted April 12, 2011 Another solution would be Find some locusts and let them deal with the zombies XD or borrow a cog Lancer and start running! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
JAW LV Posted April 12, 2011 Share Posted April 12, 2011 I'd go with a steel reinforced 2011 Dodge 3500 Pickup truck and just run the bastards over. "Ya that's right zombie's, it's got a hemi" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tussell Posted April 12, 2011 Share Posted April 12, 2011 I'd go to my buddy's lakehouse which is on somewhat of a hill, sit on the roof with guns, and just shoot the ones that seems as though they might make it in. I mean, ya can't be wastin' ammo. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CRA166 T Posted April 12, 2011 Share Posted April 12, 2011 "Take car. Go to Mum's. Kill Phil - "Sorry." - grab Liz, go to the Winchester, have a nice cold pint, and wait for all of this to blow over. How's that for a slice of fried gold?" Shot gun for me all the way, a sniper rifle with incendiary ammo for the ranged ones oh and a tazer, id sit up as high as i could get and have a ball but if that fails................ Id go to the mall Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
guillermo316 Posted April 12, 2011 Share Posted April 12, 2011 i think the anime highschool of the dead does a pretty good job of how to kill zombies, i just grab a katana and star doing limit breaks Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
rvlution Posted April 12, 2011 Share Posted April 12, 2011 Well, in the short term, just use a .22 rifle. Extremely quiet and probably strong enough to kill. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jamoo 1 Posted April 12, 2011 Share Posted April 12, 2011 I'd get a Arctic Warfare, lots of bullets and tea. Sit on my roof and snipe them while I listen to some Guiles theme. xD Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
k3ndykane Posted April 13, 2011 Share Posted April 13, 2011 Well I do actually own a flamethrower......... so that would be quite fun, or maybe a chainsaw Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
albino marv Posted April 13, 2011 Share Posted April 13, 2011 no wonder we whipped your butts in the american revolution or whatever you guys from across the pond call it. I knew britain had turned into a nanny state but good lord. Here in the land of the free, i and my other gun-toting texans would engage in contests, much like those seen in red dead redemption, seeing how many zombies we could kill in a minute. Then have a beer afterwards. your right britian is a nanny state but were quick thinkers so were find other tools to do the job and were a nation of binge drinkers so were drink you under the table then deceide what the best way is to kill a zombie in a fun way anyway i would use my hilti nail gun, nails are cheap and its be a laugh how many nails you could put in a zombie Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
jtr1gg3r Posted April 13, 2011 Share Posted April 13, 2011 Id grab a fuck load of stuff in a box, grab a nice rifle and sit on my roof. Job Done. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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