mitchcraft1980 Posted October 22, 2010 Share Posted October 22, 2010 Well tbh piranha prompted me to make this thread .. ive never seen so much crap in my life! The only reason i watched it is cos it has a couple of good names in it but god what a load of shit and to think they are making a sequel !!! Sorry but do they think people will make the same mistake twice ? I dont... The only reason it made money is because it was 3D and people are curious about 3D still.. I heard there were kids in america went with their parents and the shock of it being a crappy porn basically made alot of people leave after paying stupid amounts for it just being 3D ... I have to say if the person that made it thinks that porn is the way they were making it on the boat i guess he aint seen much in his life and was a very unnecessary part of the film i guess he thought guys would like . WRONG i hated it , i thought it was boring as hell, if i wanted to watch a porn i would of. I wanted to watch a horror or what ever the hell it was meant to be .. the other thing that i found really bad was them using shotguns on the thousands of fish and then the guy with the fan from the boat and they were coming from all around him, he would of been done in a second .. Do not waste your time with this god damn awfull pile of shit ! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pootcrum Posted October 22, 2010 Share Posted October 22, 2010 Starship Troopers 3: Marauder Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mitchcraft1980 Posted October 22, 2010 Author Share Posted October 22, 2010 Oh yeah thats probably the 2nd worst movie i have seen, what a load of crap that was eh? I honestly think that some religious group bought the rights to that film and used it to turn people in to Jehovah Witnesses Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pootcrum Posted October 22, 2010 Share Posted October 22, 2010 ...and 'tis a shame considering the first one was effing great. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
GhostFalcon3 Posted October 22, 2010 Share Posted October 22, 2010 Either Goal: 3 or 2012: Doomsday both were pretty crap. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Death Metal Jim Posted October 22, 2010 Share Posted October 22, 2010 Well I already posted this on another thread about 6 months ago, but I might as well post it again just to warn everybody of these horrible abominations of cinema. Plus I modified and expanded the list of shit . 1. Stop Or My Mom Will Shoot 2. any Pauly Shore movie that I ever had the misfortune of seeing for 30 seconds before changing the channel 3. Transformers 2 4. Disaster movie 5. Every video game movie ever made (and yes I've seen them all, I still hope that one day a good one will be made) 6. 2012 7. Godzilla 98 8. Manos: The Hands Of Fate (although I love it for it's awfulness, especially the MST3K version ) 9. Junior 10. Cop And A Half Honorable mention goes to both Alien vs Predator movies- both franchises were almost ruined by these dreadful movies, shame too cause the comics were SO awesome, and the arcade game was one of my favorites ever Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ThaFireman Posted October 22, 2010 Share Posted October 22, 2010 Saw V. Fuckin' ewwww. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mitchcraft1980 Posted October 22, 2010 Author Share Posted October 22, 2010 i liked transformers 2 and 2012 i can think of much worse films that them like cabin fever , camp blood . honestly go try them then im sure you could move them off your list lol Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Eviltoastman Posted October 22, 2010 Share Posted October 22, 2010 I thought Inception was pretty poor but certainly not the woprst film. It was a decent enough film for something out of Hollywood lacked the complexity and depth some of it's indie brothers enjoy. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Death Metal Jim Posted October 22, 2010 Share Posted October 22, 2010 i liked transformers 2 and 2012 i can think of much worse films that them like cabin fever , camp blood . honestly go try them then im sure you could move them off your list lol Cabin Fever was way better than both of those big budget shitfests. At least with Cabin Fever I laughed at the utter stupidity of it, with Transformers 2 all I did was keep looking at the time and wondering when the fucking thing was over. Farting Robots=not funny. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ice Car Posted October 22, 2010 Share Posted October 22, 2010 Zoolander. Not my kind of humor. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Xiong Gou Posted October 22, 2010 Share Posted October 22, 2010 I may be alone on this, but I didn't like I Am Legend.... thought the whole movie was boring and the end was just kind of stupid.... I was very excited for it and ended up leaving very disappointed with the whole thing... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
steamboatidk Posted October 22, 2010 Share Posted October 22, 2010 Worst movie i have ever seen is daredevil with ben affleck Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
joystick84 Posted October 22, 2010 Share Posted October 22, 2010 The Blair Witch Project and every other copycat movie that decided to shoot their film the same way. 2012 is also high up on the crap list. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
sc0ped91 Posted October 23, 2010 Share Posted October 23, 2010 The Room, Autumn, Stanley, Beowulf, Dragon Wars Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
nappster187 Posted October 23, 2010 Share Posted October 23, 2010 tropic thunder.... i may have smiled once but not laughed...horrible movie.. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
McGoogles Posted October 23, 2010 Share Posted October 23, 2010 tropic thunder.... i may have smiled once but not laughed...horrible movie.. Wasn't that bad.. On topic: Zombie Strippers or Ice Spiders. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Snowwwwy Posted October 23, 2010 Share Posted October 23, 2010 One of the worst movies that I have seen that I can remember is Juno. Damn, I actually walked out to get some food with some friends lol. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Death Metal Jim Posted October 23, 2010 Share Posted October 23, 2010 I've just thought of another one that should be on the list in one way or another (definitely not as bad as my Top Ten though). It's a movie from 1984 called Rhinestone, which stars Sylvester Stallone (who should have a whole list just dedicated to him alone LMAO!) and Dolly Parton. In this movie, Stallone becomes a country singer, and no, I am not making that up. Don't believe me? Well here's your proof! [ame=http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-1WSPAvT7qE]YouTube - Stallone is Drinkenstein[/ame] Of course this is also the case of a movie being so bad that it's good, which is why I initially left it off my list. But that doesn't exclude it from being a terrible movie, even though it's un-intentionally hilarious! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Skillz4Killz Posted October 23, 2010 Share Posted October 23, 2010 All horror movies are carp. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
merzitar Posted October 23, 2010 Share Posted October 23, 2010 The Cave. Urgh. . . SO awful! Another close one would be Alone in the Dark or the Resident Evil movies. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mitchcraft1980 Posted October 23, 2010 Author Share Posted October 23, 2010 yeah alone in the dark was awful but ive always thought that Christian slater was a shit actor anyway with his cheesey grin , does that guy ever stop smiling ffs Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
merzitar Posted October 23, 2010 Share Posted October 23, 2010 HAHA, yeah - he just doesn't suit Carnby at all! In fact, I am not a very big fan of video game movies anyway, becuase they usually slaughter them, like with Resident Evil. My favourite is Silent Hill though, becuase it's the most true to the game. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Coxy x360a Posted October 23, 2010 Share Posted October 23, 2010 Prince of persia. I gave up it was so bad. That rarely happens. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
merzitar Posted October 23, 2010 Share Posted October 23, 2010 Prince of persia. I gave up it was so bad. That rarely happens. Prince of Persia was alright. . . nothing special. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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