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I once knew a man that was impotent

he was so sexually frustrated he needed to vent

He went to the council, aid from Master Yoda he sought

and against the Sith Lord Darth Viagra he fought

He finished his training and mastered the force

and with his impotence gone he took to bed all of the Star Wars Whores

He did nasty with the Queen of Naboo

and with Princess Leia he committed Taboo

With Bastila his Battle Meditation gained clout

though unfortunately with Mission his luck had run out

Zaalabar caught him and he was chased out like a thug

this is why you shoudn't try to sleep with blue chicks protected by giant alien rugs.

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I once knew a man that was impotent

he was so sexually frustrated he needed to vent

He went to the council, aid from Master Yoda he sought

and against the Sith Lord Darth Viagra he fought

He finished his training and mastered the force

and with his impotence gone he took to bed all of the Star Wars Whores

He did nasty with the Queen of Naboo

and with Princess Leia he committed Taboo

With Bastila his Battle Meditation gained clout

though unfortunately with Mission his luck had run out

Zaalabar caught him and he was chased out like a thug

this is why you shoudn't try to sleep with blue chicks protected by giant alien rugs.

 

This coming to Xbox One, right? :p

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I see this being one of the biggest blasphemies and having the worst response in the history of videogaming, but I'd like to see a remake of the first Deus Ex game. I don't expect them to make it like Human Revolution by any means, but I'd like to see the game modernized visually and given a better UI and handling. Plus bring it to consoles, dammit! Even if cramming the controls onto a controller isn't the most ideal, at least we would get to play it. If Morrowind can do consoles, there's no reason Deus Ex couldn't either.

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I concur on the first Deus Ex. Loved it but as with many classic PC games I never got a chance to finish the main story before my rig basically esplodid on me :(. Did play the Deus Ex Invisible War on the xbox. It was fun but just not the same.

 

I wish I was an Inebriated Jedi right now. Just imagine how awesome it would be to wield the force with the mind of a drunk. *Force Persuade Bouncer to let us in the club, force lift women's skirts, force lightning the arrogant prick that thinks he's gods gift to the world...

 

Was at a birthday party for a bud on Saturday, he sadly held it at one of the most preposterous and pretentious git-hole clubs in town. :mad:

 

I would have used all my drunken force to lightning storm that place to the ground.

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