tastefulmrship Posted August 28, 2011 Share Posted August 28, 2011 Better late than never! (Might be useful to someone, maybe!) If you find yourself stuck in a quest and can't be bothered using the Fortune Cookies and you'd prefer someone else to spend them for you, then this is the very list for you. Use the inbuilt IE search function (CTRL+F) to find and view the hints without having to spend those pesky Fortune Cookies. Each quest is hidden in a 'spoiler' tag for your own comfort and safety! EDIT: Maybe this one's a little more useful than the first I did; some of the hints are actually pretty good! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
tastefulmrship Posted August 28, 2011 Author Share Posted August 28, 2011 (edited) Escape from the POW Camp [spoiler=1]1 - Talk to the POWs in the camp to devise a plan of escape. 2 - Collect all the necessary items to convince the Guard to let you cross the Bridge. 3 - Put on an Orque Disguise, forge a Fake Orque ID, and learn the Secret Password to get across the bridge. 4 - Fight your way through the remaining Orques to escape the camp. Make an Escape Plan [spoiler=2]1 - Talk to all three POWs in the P.O.W. Yard. 2 - Use the map to find the P.O.W. Yard. 3 - The three POWs are walking around in the P.O.W. Yard with speech bubble icons above their heads. Get Across the POW Bridge [spoiler=3]1 - Talk to the Orque Guard at the bridge and convince him to let you across. Collect an Orque Uniform [spoiler=4]1 - Explore the area looking for somewhere that an Orque Uniform might be left laying around. 2 - The Orque post next to the bridge has laundry hanging out to dry. 3 - Wild jungle Beasts have eaten the laundry. Kill the beasts to assemble the laundry. Find an Orque Helmet [spoiler=5]1 - Explore the area looking for somewhere that an Orque Uniform might be left laying around. Find an Orque Vest [spoiler=6]1 - Explore the area looking for somewhere that an Orque Uniform might be left laying around. Find Orque Shoulder Pads [spoiler=7]1 - Explore the area looking for somewhere that an Orque Uniform might be left laying around. Find Orque Boots [spoiler=8]1 - Explore the area looking for somewhere that an Orque Uniform might be left laying around. Find Orque Gloves [spoiler=9]1 - Explore the area looking for somewhere that an Orque Uniform might be left laying around. Forge Orque ID [spoiler=10]1 - Collect the three items needed to forge the ID and then use the items with one another. 2 - F1rst, use the ink and quill together. A quill with no ink is useless for forging documents. 3 - Once the quill has been dipped in the ink, use the quill on the paper to forge the ID. Find an Item to Use as Ink [spoiler=11]1 - Look for a creature in the jungle that might be used as ink. 2 - Jungle Squid live in the jungle, maybe they have ink? 3 - Kill the Jungle Squid to collect their ink. Find an Item to Write With [spoiler=12]1 - Look for a jungle creature that might be used to write with. 2 - Chickens live along the jungle river. 3 - Kill the chickens and take one of their feathers to use as a quill. Find Paper to Write On [spoiler=13]1 - Look for somewhere that paper can be found. 2 - Any kind of paper will do. Even dirty paper. 3 - There is a latrine north of the POW camp which is sure to have toilet paper. Learn the Secret Password [spoiler=14]1 - Listen in on orques as they talk, maybe they will reveal the secret password. 2 - Orques at the latrines are likely to say the password while they are "distracted." 3 - Fight off the latrine slimes while waiting for the orques to mention the secret password. Disgruntled Delivery [spoiler=15]1 - The General is at the Army base, Fort Discharge, just north of Le Beaux Kuckelle. The Thong of Compassion [spoiler=16]1 - You must be nearly dead to be allowed into the Sanctuary, so let an enemy damage you before trying to get in. 2 - Drinking an Unlabelled Potion will also bring you near death. 3 - To fight the Nun in the Catacombs, you must deactivate the 5 Shrines that are protecting her. 4 - Deactivate the Shrines by using the item dropped by the Guardian Monk on them. 5 - To avoid combat, turn the Gods against the Nun by learning the answers to their questions from the Tour Guide. The Thong of Generosity [spoiler=17]1 - You'll have to help the Army General invade the North Pole to get to Santa. 2 - You'll need to wear Reindeer Earmuffs to keep from being stunned by Santa. 3 - Kill Roodolph in the Reindeer Pen to get the Reindeer Earmuffs. The Thong of Cuisine [spoiler=18]1 - The popular television chef's name is Wortten, and can be found in her Factory in the Blood Mountains. 2 - Talk to the Receptionist to become a T.G.I.W. Employee, so you can gain access to Wortten. 3 - Winning the cooking competition against Wortten will make her easier to defeat in combat. 4 - Find out what the Japanese Judges favorite foods are, and prepare it for them. 5 - There's a book that could help you understand Japanese in the Library in Le Beaux Kuckelle. Recon the Comm [spoiler=19]1 - Follow the path west, and get close to the Orque Comm Tower to successfully discover its position. Radio Signals [spoiler=20]1 - Run like hell. 2 - Destroy all enemy threats before getting the Lit Dynamite to make it easier. Behind Enemy Lines [spoiler=21]1 - Follow the path west of the Outpost Soliders, and when it turns north, keep heading west to find Colonel Orque. 2 - Colonel Orque is surrounded by Orque soliders at the base of a tower. The Plan [spoiler=22]1 - The Army General is just northwest of Le Beaux Kuckelle. 2 - You have to get across the bridge leading into Le Beaux Kuckelle to get there. Mega Bomb [spoiler=23]1 - If you're having trouble getting close to the Mega Bomb, try using a Stealth Potion. Melon Protection [spoiler=24]1 - Look for a shop where Helmets are sold. 2 - Poque LaTete sells Helmets in his Armory. Use an Outhouse [spoiler=25]1 - Use an Outhouse to return to Le Battlefield. 2 - Walk up to any Outhouse and interact with it to bring up the Outhouse Map. 3 - There is an Outhouse in front of Poque La Tete's Weapon Shop. Off to Farmer Blizbane [spoiler=26]1 - Farmer Blizbane's house is a farm along the main road north of Le Beaux Kuckelle. Find the Taint [spoiler=27]1 - Captain Taint lives in the pirate village called Scurvyville. 2 - Go through The Really High Mountain with Snow on the Peaks to get to Scurvyville. 3 - You can get to the mountain path via the cave passage at the southwest corner of the Jungle. Mercy [spoiler=28]1 - The Sanctuary is in the Dark Forest. 2 - Healthy people are not admitted into the Sanctuary. 3 - The Medical Supplies should be free for the taking in the Sanctuary. Lost Father [spoiler=29]1 - Head toward the northwest side of the Dark Forest. 2 - Look for a man in distress along the main road. 3 - Dr. Eisenbein is trapped in a cage along the main road. Vacuum Tubes [spoiler=30]1 - Mark-5 Robots are a great source of Vacuum Tubes. 2 - Look for Mark-5 Robots north of Le Beaux Kuckelle. 3 - Ranged attacks work well against enemies with ranged attacks. Edited August 30, 2011 by tastefulmrship "Disgruntled Delivery" hints confusion un-confuse-ed! I think... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
tastefulmrship Posted August 28, 2011 Author Share Posted August 28, 2011 (edited) Odd-Looking Chest [spoiler=31]1 - Look just north of Le Beaux Kuckelle for an Odd Looking Treasure Chest with a special lock. 2 - Try opening the Odd Looking Treasure Chest to find out what three shapes the lock is made of. 3 - Tell the Locksmith what the shapes were, and he'll make you the appropriate key. Marching Orders [spoiler=32]1 - The Navy Captain was near the lake southwest of Le Beaux Kuckelle, but may have gone to a different dock. 2 - The other docks are north of the Jungle, by Blizbane's Fields, and north of the Destroyed City. Gun Parts [spoiler=33]1 - The Gun Parts are being stored in the Catacombs beneath the Sanctuary. 2 - Find the colored Levers and Platforms, and arrange them to form a path to the Gun Parts. 3 - Arrange the colored Platforms so you cross them in this order: Orange, Brown, Red, Blue, Yellow, Green. Chunk of Gold [spoiler=34]1 - The only place to get Gold is up at Madame Primp's Brothel west of the Dark Forest in the town of Strumfuquel. 2 - Madame Primp is known as the "Prostitute with the Heart of Gold". 3 - To find Madame Primp's Heart of Gold, you'll need to unlock the Treasure Chest with a key from the Locksmith. 4 - The only time you can unlock Madame Primp's Treasure Chest is when you get her to change into another outfit. 5 - You'll need to kill Madame Primp for her Heart of Gold, because it's still lodged in her ribcage. Map out the North Pole [spoiler=35]1 - Go through the southwest cave passage in the Jungle, and follow the winding path to get to Scurvyville. 2 - Talk to Captain Taint, and ask to borrow his Pirate Ship. 3 - After setting sail, find all the North Pole Buoys floating around the North Pole to map it out. For the War Effort [spoiler=36]1 - Look for metal enemies to kill. 2 - Robots will drop Scrap Metal. 3 - Use ranged attacks and area of effect attacks to your advantage. Dammit! [spoiler=37]1 - Look for the Orque Trooper Mugger who stole the Secret Orders and ran off to the east. 2 - The Orque Trooper Mugger is close to the broken wooden bridge south of Le Beaux Kuckelle. Oil for the Ship [spoiler=38]1 - The Eisenbein Residence is just northwest of Le Beaux Kuckelle. 2 - The Navy Captain has sailed to another body of water to the east. 3 - The Navy Captain is on the dock by the Jungle entrance. Photojournalism [spoiler=39]1 - Use the Camera while in the Destroyed City. 2 - The Destroyed City is north of Farmer Blizbane's Farm. 3 - Look for well-lit areas to take Destroyed City Photos. Rampaging Robots [spoiler=40]1 - The Robots are near the Zappers. 2 - The Robots are behind Farmer Blizbane's House. Lower the Orque Drawbridge [spoiler=41]1 - Find an Orque Trooper camp to search for the Control Lever. 2 - Travel north past the Destroyed City to find the Control Lever. 3 - Pull the Control Lever found just to the south-east of the docks near the Destroyed City. Pesky Skeletons [spoiler=42]1 - The Pesky Skeletons are across the bridge to the east of Farmer Blizbane's House. 2 - Avoid the Undead Commanders. You do not have any weapons that can kill them. Manure Matters [spoiler=43]1 - Killing Jungle Donkeys will force them to produce Jungle Donkey Manure. 2 - Kill Jungle Donkeys in the Scurvy Jungle near the Pirate town of Scurvyville. Queen of the Lost Jungle [spoiler=44]1 - Find the Jungle Mating Stone in the Jungle. 2 - Use the Jungle Greem Whistle to summon the Queen Greem. On the Air [spoiler=45]1 - There is a Radio Tower behind Farmer Blizbane's house. 2 - Look for more Radio Towers north-east of Le Beaux Kuckelle in the fields. 3 - Prepare for combat before attempting to repair a Radio Tower. Find a Detour [spoiler=46]1 - Follow the path south into the Lost Jungle. 2 - Follow the path through the Jungle and through the mountains to Scruvyville. 3 - Look for a series of caves, starting to the east of Scruvyville, that lead north to the Snowy Mountain Pass. Shoot the Recuits [spoiler=47]1 - Travel to the Snowy Mountains to find the Pip Troopers. 2 - The Snowy Mountains are north-east of Le Beaux Kuckelle. Thighbone Delivery [spoiler=48]1 - Deliver the package to Hanna, the Demon Witch of the North. She's in the Dark Forest. 2 - Hanna's farm is northwest of the Sanctuary. Save the Seamen [spoiler=49]1 - Freeing the crew in the Jungle should be easy, but the Navy Captain is sailing away again. 2 - The Navy Captain has sailed to another body of water to the north this time. 3 - The Navy Captain is on the dock by Farmer Blizbane's Farmlands. Thongolith of Compassion [spoiler=50]1 - Drop the Thongolith Instrument in front of the Thongolith of Compassion to start taking the readings. 2 - Defend the Thongolith Instrument from the attacking Dark Warriors. Don't let them get to it. 3 - If you die, you will need to get another Thongolith Instrument from the Thongolith Researcher. Heart of Darkness [spoiler=51]1 - Look for Scoop in the Jungle. 2 - Scoop is standing near the lake in the Jungle. Thongolith of Cuisine [spoiler=52]1 - Drop the Thongolith Instrument in front of the Thongolith of Cuisine to start taking the readings. 2 - Defend the Thongolith Instrument from the attacking Dark Warriors. Don't let them get to it. 3 - If you die, you will need to get another Thongolith Instrument from the Thongolith Researcher. Jungle Crystal [spoiler=53]1 - Search the Jungle Cave next to the Spelunker. 2 - A crystal is in the cave next to the Spelunker. Scoop's Secret Story [spoiler=54]1 - The Radio Host is in the town of Le Beaux Kuckelle. Embattlements go Boom [spoiler=55]1 - Use the Embattlement Explosives on the Orque Embattlements. 2 - The Navy Captain has sailed to another body of water to the north again. 3 - The navy Captain is on the dock by the Destroyed City. Queen of the High Plains [spoiler=56]1 - Find the High Plains Mating Stone at the Greem Camp east of the Haunted Farm. 2 - The Haunted Farm is in the Old West. 3 - Use the High Plains Greem Whistle to summon the Queen Greem. Rocky Path Crystal [spoiler=57]1 - Search the Really High Mountains with Snow on the Peaks Cave next to the Spelunker. 2 - A crystal is in the cave next to the Spelunker. Pour Le Roi et Le Pays [spoiler=58]1 - Plantez les Drapeux Francais dans les Stands de Drapeau. 2 - Look on the beach west of Le Beaux Kuckelle and near the cave east of Scurvyville. 3 - More Flagstands are at the stairs to the Sanctuary, and the entrance to Wortten's Factory. 4 - Also look where the railroad tracks split in the Blood Mountains, and where the tracks end in the Sierra Mountains. 5 - You'll find one in Strumfuquel, and one in the Dinosaur Graveyard. 6 - The last two are in the Oasis, and on Spider Island. Pirate Without A Cause [spoiler=59]1 - A Pirate Ship is needed to travel over water and reach different islands. 2 - Skeleton Island is straight west from Scurvy Cove dock. 3 - Kill a Skeleton on Skeleton Island to get a Skeleton Island Treasure Chest Key... simple. Treasure Map [spoiler=60]1 - One pirate stayed in Scuryville and the others scattered to the four corners of the map. 2 - Travel to each corner of the world map. Literally. 3 - One Pirate is in the Jungle. 4 - One Pirate is by the crashed UFO in the Dark Forest. 5 - One Pirate is inside the Blood Mountains Cave. 6 - The last Pirate is on Spider Island. Edited August 28, 2011 by tastefulmrship Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
tastefulmrship Posted August 28, 2011 Author Share Posted August 28, 2011 (edited) Lemon [spoiler=61]1 - Have you see Lemons somewhere already? 2 - Strunken would never let you have one of his Lemons so long as he's on the farm. 3 - Talk to Ima about getting a Lemon after breaking her and Strunken up. Rum [spoiler=62]1 - Rum is only sold at the Haunted Crotch, a saloon west of the Dark Forest in the town of Strumfuquel. 2 - Grimtub will sell you the Rum you need, but only if he's got a Liquor License. Keys to the Ship [spoiler=63]1 - Plaid Pete's hideout is a Secret Cave along the Really High Mountains with Snow on the Peaks. 2 - Watch out, Plaid Pete has attacks that make you feel funny. Pirate's Best Friend [spoiler=64]1 - A Pirate Ship is needed to travel over water and reach different islands. 2 - Find the Parrot on Chicken Island. 3 - Kill the Parrot and bring his Parrot Parts back to the Parrotless Pirate. Dino Droppings [spoiler=65]1 - The Dinosuar Manure you need comes from Tyrannoraptors, which are found in a dry land far to the north. 2 - Tyrannoraptors live in the Dinosaur Graveyard west of the town of Strumfuquel. Snowy Mountain Crystal [spoiler=66]1 - Search the Snowy Mountains Cave next to the Spelunker. 2 - A crystal is in the cave next to the Spelunker. Feed the Salmonella Ghoul [spoiler=67]1 - The Salmonella Ghoul is a chicken, so he wants to eat other living Chickens. 2 - There are Stoopid Chickens up at the Sanctuary. 3 - Attacking or stunning a Stoopid Chicken will make it chase after you. Rub It In [spoiler=68]1 - Derek Oil lives on the far north side of the map, west of the town of Strumfuquel. 2 - You have to kill Mr. Frangtrangle before you can make your way over to Derek Oil's. 3 - You'll also need the Western Gate Key from the Nun to unlock the Gate to the West before you can get to Derek Oil's. Crystal in the Dark [spoiler=69]1 - Search the Dark Forest Cave next to the Spelunker. 2 - A crystal is in the cave next to the Spelunker. Enter the Catacombs [spoiler=70]1 - It looks like Books were burned at these Altars. 2 - You must burn a Forbidden Book at each of the Altars. 3 - You can find one Forbidden Book in the Altar Room, and should kill Mr. Frangtrangle for his Forbidden Book. 4 - Check out three red covered Forbidden Books from the Libary in Le Beaux Kuckelle. Make a Wish [spoiler=71]1 - Kill humanoid monsters to collect Wishing Coins. 2 - There is only a small chance that a humanoid monster will drop a Wishing Coin. Red Alien / Green Alien [spoiler=72]1 - Look for Red Aliens at the Crash Site of a UFO. 2 - Killing Red Aliens will make them drop their precious Goo. 3 - The UFO Crash Site is north of the Sanctuary. Do Bearalopes... In the Woods [spoiler=73]1 - Seek out Dark Forest Bearalopes and kill them. 2 - Dark Forest Bearalopes can be found north of the Spooky Cemetery. 3 - There are more Dark Forest Bearalopes in the cave by Rich Cabin. Heroic Remains [spoiler=74]1 - The Tomb you're looking for is in the Spooky Cemetery. 2 - Get the Unknown Ghoul Slayer Remains from the Tomb of the Unknown Ghoul Slayer. 3 - The Spooky Cemetery is west of the Dark Forest Lake. A Safe Return [spoiler=75]1 - Look for Red Aliens at the Crash Site of a UFO. 2 - Collect Space Ship Parts by killing the Red Aliens. 3 - The UFO Crash Site is north of the Sanctuary. Magical Ward [spoiler=76]1 - Take the Magical Ward back to Farmer Blizbane. 2 - Remember? Farmer Blizbane? The farmer just north of le Beaux Kuckelle? Undead Commanders [spoiler=77]1 - Kill the Undead Commanders to get their skulls. 2 - Find the Undead Commanders near the Pesky Skeletons. 3 - Use the Command Killer sword against the Undead Commanders. Father in a Cage [spoiler=78]1 - Look for Mak-6 Robots near Dr. Eisenbien's cage. 2 - Destroy a Mark-6 Robot to get a Punchcard. Tricore-7 Plans [spoiler=79]1 - Take the Tricore-7 Plans back to Lucy Eisenbien, in Le Beaux Kuckelle. Robot Scans [spoiler=80]1 - The Mark-7 Robots are inside Wortten's Factory. 2 - Get close to a Mark-7 and then use the Scanner on it to get a Scan of a Mark-7. 3 - Equip the Scanner like a weapon and use it when you're near a Mark-7 Robot. Open The Gate To The West [spoiler=81]1 - The Western Gate Key is held by a compassionate woman. 2 - Search the Catacombs beneath the Sanctuary for the Western Gate Key. 3 - Kill Mother Maria Etcetera in the Catacombs and collect her Western Gate Key. Cantankerous Delivery [spoiler=82]1 - The Sheriff is in the town of Strumfuquel. 2 - He's standing out front of the Sheriff's building. I mean, where else would he be? White Bandito Blockade [spoiler=83]1 - Find the Stage Coach Driver and Damsel back the way you came and complete their quests. 2 - The Stage Coach Driver has two quests and the Damsel has one quest to complete. Fancy Hats [spoiler=84]1 - The White Bandito Camp is north of the Haunted Farm. 2 - If you can find the camp, you should have no problems with this quest. From One Law Man to Another [spoiler=85]1 - The Sheriff can be found in the town of Strumfuquel. 2 - The Sheriff is standing in front of the Sheriff's office in Strumfuquel. Neither Rain nor Sleight... [spoiler=86]1 - Look for Orque Banditos wearing white. 2 - The White Bandito Camp is north of the Haunted Farm. 3 - Kill the White Rock Bandito Orques to recover the mail. Giant Ants Crystal [spoiler=87]1 - Search the Giant Ants Cave next to the Spelunker. 2 - A crystal is in the cave next to the Spelunker. Pretty, Pretty Hand [spoiler=88]1 - The White Rock Bandito Orque Chief is at the White Bandito Camp. 2 - Kill the White Rock Bandito Orque Chief to take his Pearl hand. Queen of Greem Island [spoiler=89]1 - Find the Island Mating Stone on Greem Island. 2 - Only a ship can reach Greem Island. 3 - Use the Greem Island Whistle to summon the Queen Greem. A Man in Uniform [spoiler=160]1 - If you had some Dog Tags to show Madame Primp, she'd fit you in right away. 2 - There are Dog Tags scattered around the Jungle, just waiting to be collected. Money Troubles [spoiler=90]1 - Derek Oil lives west of Strumfuquel. 2 - Derek Oil's house is surrounded by Oil Derricks. Edited August 30, 2011 by tastefulmrship "A Man In Uniform" hints found... finally! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
tastefulmrship Posted August 28, 2011 Author Share Posted August 28, 2011 Trillion Dollar Bill [spoiler=91]1 - The Blue Basin Bandito Orques can be found in the Blood Mountains. 2 - Kill the Blue Basin Bandito Orque Chief to get the Trillion Dollar bill. Going Home [spoiler=92]1 - Escort the Sad Widow to her home at the Haunted Farm. 2 - Protect the Sad Widow from the Vengeful Ghosts at the Haunted Farm. 3 - Use nature weapons to defeat Vengeful Ghosts. 4 - If the Sad Widow flees, return to Strumfuquel to find her. The Waiting Deputy [spoiler=93]1 - Travel to the Blood Mountains to find the Deputy. 2 - The Deputy is waiting near Wortten's Factory. 3 - Follow the road past the Monk temple and then follow the railroad tracks up to Wortten's. Rattler Snakeskin Boots [spoiler=94]1 - Look for the White Bandito Camp near Strumfuquel. 2 - The White Rock Orque Robbers have the Double Diamond Boots. Prickly Pork [spoiler=95]1 - Drop a Blasting Cap in the Cactus Forest Cave to create the Cactus Rock Sample. 2 - Drop a Blasting Cap while in the Cactus Forest Cave. 3 - Ask the Prospector for more Blasting Caps if you run out. Dino Rashers [spoiler=96]1 - Drop a Blasting Cap in the Dinosaur Graveyard Cave to create a Dinosaur Rock Sample. 2 - Drop a Blasting Cap while in the Dinosaur Graveyard Cave. 3 - Ask the Prospector for more Blasting Caps if you run out. Blood Mountain Bacon [spoiler=97]1 - Drop a Blasting Cap in the Blood Mountains Cave to create a Blood Mountain Rock Sample. 2 - Drop a Blasting Cap while in the Blood Mountains Cave. 3 - Ask the Prospector for more Blasting Caps if you run out. Sandy Sowbellies [spoiler=98]1 - Drop a Blasting Cap in the Sandy Desert Cave to create a Sandy Desert Rock Sample. 2 - Drop a Blasting Cap while in the Sandy Desert Cave. 3 - Ask the Prospector for more Blasting Caps if you run out. Liquor License [spoiler=99]1 - Grimtub's Liquor Licese was taken by Wortten's employees, and is in Wortten's Fatory. 2 - Find Wortten inside her Office to get the Liquor License back. 3 - Kill Wortten during the Kitchen Stadium contest to get the Liquor License. The Lost Husband [spoiler=100]1 - The Crazy Husband is west of Wortten's Factory. 2 - The Crazy Husband is as far west as one can travel. 37.8 Liter Hat [spoiler=101]1 - Look for the Red Bandito Camp near the Sandy Desert. 2 - The Red Renegade Bandito Orque Chief has the 37.8 Liter Hat. Nitro Run [spoiler=102]1 - Follow the railroad tracks to find the Conductor. 2 - Don't start any fights while holding the Nitroglycerin. 3 - Clear the railroad tracks of all enemies before getting more Nytroglycerin. Wealthy Bastard [spoiler=103]1 - Return top Rich Cabin's in the Dark Forest. Oil Hand [spoiler=104]1 - Kill the Velociraptors in the Dinosaur Graveyard to get the Oil Derrick Spare Parts. Prove His worth [spoiler=105]1 - Simply return to Derek Oil and talk to him again. 2 - Honest, it's that easy. 3 - Fine. Don't believe the Fortune Cookie. Banking And Gouging [spoiler=106]1 - Return to Rich Cabin's in the Dark Forest. Look Who's Running Things [spoiler=107]1 - To make it a quick trip, try using the Outhouse. Financial Philistine [spoiler=108]1 - Return to Rich Cabin's in the Dark Forest. Who's The Boss [spoiler=109]1 - Seriously? You need a hint for this? Nouveau Riche [spoiler=110]1 - Return to Rich Cabin's in the Dark Forest. Grave Crystal [spoiler=111]1 - Search the Dinosaur Graveyard Cave next to the Spelunker. 2 - A crystal is in the cave next to the Spelunker. Oil Fixin's [spoiler=112]1 - Use the Oil Derrick Repair Parts to fix each broken Oil Derrick. 2 - Watch out for Oil Monsters. Oil Monsters [spoiler=113]1 - You should be good at killing things by now. 2 - The Oil Monsters live where oil can be found. Tar Pit Crystal [spoiler=114]1 - Search the Tar Pits Cave next to the Spelunker. 2 - A crystal is in the cave next to the Spelunker. Big Oil Boss [spoiler=115]1 - The Big Boss Oil Monster is in the Cave east of Derek Oil's. 2 - Drop the Scented Oil in the Cave to summon the Big Boss Oil Monster. Frozen Treats [spoiler=116]1 - You will need to sail to Frost Giant Island on a ship. 2 - You'll need to use Captain Taint's Pirate Ship, which you can find in Scurvyville. 3 - Frost Giant Island is in the northeast section of the ocean. Red Bandito Blockade [spoiler=117]1 - Find the Stage Coach Driver and Damsel back the way you came and complete their quests. 2 - The Stage Coach Driver and the Damsel each have one quest to complete. Fancy Jewelry [spoiler=118]1 - The Red Bandito Camp is north of the Sandy Desert. 2 - If you can find the camp, you should have no problems with this quest. Stagecoach Wheels [spoiler=119]1 - The Red Bandito Camp is north of the Sandy Desert. 2 - Follow the rail road tracks to find the Red Bandito Camp. 3 - Kill the Red Renegade Bandito Orques to recover the Stagecoach Wheels. Worm! [spoiler=120]1 - Worm Queens prefer to live beneath sandy terrain. 2 - Search the Sandy Desert for a Worm Queen. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
tastefulmrship Posted August 28, 2011 Author Share Posted August 28, 2011 Enlisted Help [spoiler=121]1 - Search the Sandy Desert for Sand Ghouls. 2 - Use force to "persuade" each Sand Ghoul to give you their Ghoul Pinky. The Most Dangerous Creature [spoiler=122]1 - There is only one Hideous Stinker in the world. 2 - Look in the Stinking Lands west of Wortten's Factory for a Hideous Stinker. Silk Road [spoiler=123]1 - Giant Spiders prefer to live in sandy regions. 2 - Search the Sandy Desert for a Giant Spider. Royal Pip [spoiler=124]1 - Pip Kings prefer living in mountainous regions. 2 - Search the Blood Mountains for the Pip King. Gunslinger Gloves [spoiler=125]1 - Look for the Blue Bandito Camp in the Blood Mountains. 2 - The Blue Basin Orque Robbers have the Gunslinger Gloves. Cactus Crystal [spoiler=126]1 - Search the Cactus Forest Cave next to the Spelunker. 2 - A crystal is in the cave next to the Spelunker. Sandy Desert Crystal [spoiler=127]1 - Search the Sandy Desert Cave next to the Spelunker. 2 - A crystal is in the cave next to the Spelunker. Thongolith of Generosity [spoiler=128]1 - Drop the Thongolith Instrument in front of the Thongolith of Generosity to start taking the readings. 2 - Defend the Thongolith Instrument from the attacking Dark Warriors. Don't let them get to it. 3 - If you die, you will need to get another Thongolith Instrument from the Thongolith Researcher. Dynamite Shuffle [spoiler=129]1 - Follow the railroad tracks to find the Conductor. 2 - Think of alternate methods for moving quickly through the world. 3 - Outhouses can be used to quickly travel from point to point. Spare Change [spoiler=130]1 - Kill the nearby Orque Robbers to get the lucky money. 2 - The Orque Robbers are wearing green, and are along the path in the Blood Mountains. Pass the Pan [spoiler=131]1 - The Blood Mountain Monks have the Prospecting Pans. 2 - The Blood Mountain Monks Temple is south of Wortten's Factory. 3 - You must do the Deputy's quest to evict the Blood Mountain Monks to make them fight you. Blue Bandito Blockade [spoiler=132]1 - Find the Stage Coach Driver and Damsel back the way you came and complete their quests. 2 - The Stage Coach Driver and the Damsel each have one quest to complete. Now With Wings! [spoiler=133]1 - The Blue Bandito Camp can be found in the Blood Mountains. 2 - If you can find the camp, you should have no poblems with this quest. Stagecoach Jacking [spoiler=134]1 - The Blue Bandito Camp can be found in the Blood Mountains. 2 - Kill the Blue Basin Bandito Orques to recover the Stagecoach. Foreclosure [spoiler=135]1 - There was a sign by the Army General, and another at the Eisenbien Residence. 2 - There were also signs by Ima Applehole's house, as well as Hannah Heybenstance's house. 3 - There's one at the Haunted Farm, and another one in the town of Strumfuquel. 4 - There's another one in the Sandy Desert, and another one in the Blood Mountains. 5 - The last one is by a destroyed home in the Sierra Mountains. Nice Rack [spoiler=136]1 - Bearalope Sires need to drink 50 gallons of fresh water, hourly. 2 - Search the Dark Forest, near a lake, for yhe Bearalope Sire. 3 - The Bearalope Sire's den is inside the cave beside Rich Cabin. Just the Tip [spoiler=137]1 - Tentacle Monsters are attracted to noise and destruction. 2 - Try looking around the Destroyed City. 3 - Go to the crater on the south side of the Destroyed City, close to Farmer Blizbane's. Acid Reflux [spoiler=138]1 - Follow the railroad tracks to find the Conductor. 2 - Potions can help avoid acid damage. Eviction Notice [spoiler=139]1 - The Blood Mountain Monks' Temple is south of Worttens Factory. 2 - Post the Eviciton Notice on the Temple Sign in front of the Temple. 3 - The Blood Mountain Monks probably won't be too happy about being evicted, so prepare for a fight. Crystal of Blood [spoiler=140]1 - Search the Blood Mountains Cave next to the Spelunker. 2 - A crystal is in the cave next to the Spelunker. Rio Loco [spoiler=141]1 - Enter the cave beside the Crazy Husband to find the Undead Ants. 2 - Kill the Undead Ant Queen to get the Meaningless Keepsake. 3 - Return the Meaningless Keepsake to the Sad Widow at the Haunted Farm. The Temple of Idol-ness [spoiler=142]1 - Look for a cave in the Jungle. 2 - Pull the Pedestal Call Lever in the Jungle Cave to access the Idol. 3 - Prepare for a Jungle Greem ambush after you pull the Pedestal Call Lever. Intro to Existentialism [spoiler=143]1 - Walk away. 2 - Just. Walk. Away. 3 - Honestly, leave the Hermit alone. T.G.I.W. - Uniform [spoiler=144]1 - Collect Pieces of Flair from dead Orque Ninjas' Torn Vests inside Wortten's Factory. 2 - Find a T.G.I.W. Vest, which is NOT torn, on the cork board in the Break Room. 3 - You need to combine the T.G.I.W. Vest with six pieces of Flair. T.G.I.W. Drug Test [spoiler=145]1 - The Drug Testing Machine is inside the Infirmary in the Factory Halls. 2 - To pass the drug test, you can't drink any Healing Potions for at least two minutes before activating it. T.G.I.W. Birthday Song [spoiler=146]1 - Tina's Taco Stand has been converted into a T.G.I.W. Franchise. 2 - You have to order the Birthday Cake fom Tina to learn the T.G.I.W. Birthday Song. 3 - Showing Tina your Library Card will work, but only if it has today's date. 4 - The date can be found on today's Newspaper. 5 - There is a Newspaper Stand next to the Haunted Crotch in Strumfuquel. Destroy the Tricore-7 [spoiler=147]1 - Drop the Mark-6 Control Crystal close to the Tricore-7 2 - Kill Mark-6 Robots near the Tricore-7 to harm it. 3 - Watch out for Healerbots repairing the Tricore-7. You can get a new Crystal from the Lost and Found. I'm Sick of Deliveries [spoiler=148]1 - You can find the Thongolith Researcher in any town. 2 - What are you wait for? A written invitation? Go already. 3 - So yeah, he's in every town. Not sure how else to say it to you. Sierra Mountain Crystal [spoiler=149]1 - Search the Sierra Mountains Cave next to the Spelunker. 2 - A crystal is in the cave next to the Spelunker. Gone With the Rain [spoiler=150]1 - Search the Sierra Mountains for lost Supplies. 2 - The Supplies won't be far from Lewis Clark. 3 - Just keep looking. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
tastefulmrship Posted August 28, 2011 Author Share Posted August 28, 2011 Island Crystal [spoiler=151]1 - Search the Island Cave next to the Spelunker. 2 - A crystal is in the cave next to the Spelunker. Taint's Treasure [spoiler=152]1 - You will need a Pirate Ship for this quest. 2 - Sail from island to island to find the Generic Pirate Treasure. 3 - Look for X Island. The island is shaped like a giant "C". Storm the North Pole Muffle The Mirth [spoiler=153]1 - To mute Santa's Sonic Mirth look for protective ear wear. 2 - Furry ear muffs should be effective against Santa's Sonic Mirth. 3 - Kill Roodolph the reindeer and wear the Ear Muffs that he drops before attacking Santa. 4 - The three Levers that move the sliding bridge are in binary. Google it. Secret Base [spoiler=154]1 - Consider who might be interested in seeing a Miniature Thongolith. 2 - Go talk to the Thongolith Researcher. 3 - You must complete all quests for the Thongolith Researcher before he'll help you find Sandy's Secret Base. Big Decision [spoiler=155]1 - Submitting to Sandy is the easy way out, but maybe that's the right thing to do. 2 - Killing Sandy will be the greatest challenge you've faced, but is it what must be done? 3 - The choice is yours alone to make. ------------------------------ A Silent Quest (DLC) [spoiler=156]1 - Ice Spiders and Ice Monsters guard the room of The Taking Tree. 2 - Use the proper weapons to warm up your frozen foes. 3 - The Taking Tree is vulnerable to cleansing fire. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DarkMellow Posted April 28, 2012 Share Posted April 28, 2012 Great list! I wish I saw this before I started using mine.. 1 quick question can you remember where the 4 cannons are for "Embattlements Go Boom"? I found 3 but can't find the 4th. The 3 I've found are the 2 to the south east past the destroyed city outpost and 1 north east of blizbanes outpost. Any help or advice will be much appriciated. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
tastefulmrship Posted May 2, 2012 Author Share Posted May 2, 2012 Great list! I wish I saw this before I started using mine.. 1 quick question can you remember where the 4 cannons are for "Embattlements Go Boom"? I found 3 but can't find the 4th. The 3 I've found are the 2 to the south east past the destroyed city outpost and 1 north east of blizbanes outpost. Any help or advice will be much appriciated. I thought there was another one east of Blizbane's farm, just over the bridge. (This is from memory, by the way... I've not played the game in months)... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
justinman114 Posted November 29, 2012 Share Posted November 29, 2012 why isn't this stickied?! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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