Venomized Posted April 21, 2011 Share Posted April 21, 2011 This is honestly my favorite part of the game so far. Cave Johnson's Lemon Speech. I uploaded a video of it because I can listen to it over and over and laugh =p [ame=http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_1lAjgpbejU]YouTube - Portal 2 - Cave Johnson's Lemon Speech[/ame] Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TheTenthPlague Posted April 21, 2011 Share Posted April 21, 2011 Thank you good sir, you are a gentleman and a scholar. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Venomized Posted April 21, 2011 Author Share Posted April 21, 2011 Makes me want to make a gamertag "Cave Johnson" but its taken by a silver! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ceraiza Posted April 21, 2011 Share Posted April 21, 2011 Glados's excitement is what made this part golden Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jellybean468 Posted April 21, 2011 Share Posted April 21, 2011 I love the way GLaDOS get's so excited Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TrishTheDish Posted April 21, 2011 Share Posted April 21, 2011 Thank you so much for posting that! Definitely my favourite part of the game as well so far. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Floozy Posted April 21, 2011 Share Posted April 21, 2011 cool like alot Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Purge Posted April 21, 2011 Share Posted April 21, 2011 [ame=http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7mt8I6cvFsM]YouTube - Portal 2 - Cave Johnson "Lemons"[/ame] That's a higher quality of audio. Fucking funny stuff. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Twinklefairytutu Posted April 21, 2011 Share Posted April 21, 2011 Haha, yes. This speech is fricking awesome. Thank you. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
T3z Posted April 21, 2011 Share Posted April 21, 2011 That's a higher quality of audio. Fucking funny stuff. It isn't funny without GLaDOS Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Venomized Posted April 21, 2011 Author Share Posted April 21, 2011 It isn't funny without GLaDOS That is true. You need both of them for it to be funny Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
stonersincharge Posted April 21, 2011 Share Posted April 21, 2011 hahaha good times Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
irJessica Posted April 21, 2011 Share Posted April 21, 2011 I liked that but not as much as GLaDOS at the start of chapter 5. "Oh hi! So, how are you holding up? Because I'm a potato! *slow clap* Oh good, my slow clap processor made it into this thing, so we have that." Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Vectorman953 Posted April 22, 2011 Share Posted April 22, 2011 My favorite quote was "If you are one of the candidates that volunteered to have your DNA spliced with a praying mantis' i've got good news, and some bad news. The bad news is that the experiment is no longer being held, but the good news is that you can volunteer for the new experiement to fight giant mutated mantis-men. Just follow the yellow line... you'll know when the test starts." Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Freehand Japan Posted April 22, 2011 Share Posted April 22, 2011 "If you're allergic to peanuts, you might wanna tell your supervisor 'cause this test might just turn your blood into peanut water. On the bright side, they'll have to invent a new kind of Nobel Prize to give us if this works, so just hold tight." Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
d0ct0rscarecr0w Posted April 23, 2011 Share Posted April 23, 2011 My favorite quote was "If you are one of the candidates that volunteered to have your DNA spliced with a praying mantis' i've got good news, and some bad news. The bad news is that the experiment is no longer being held, but the good news is that you can volunteer for the new experiement to fight giant mutated mantis-men. Just follow the yellow line... you'll know when the test starts." this was one of my favorites Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
RockWhore Posted April 23, 2011 Share Posted April 23, 2011 (edited) "Holmes versus Moriarty... Aristotle versus mashy spike plate!!" [ame=http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dDbmu9YYoHA]YouTube - Portal 2: Aristotle VS. Mashy Spike Plate[/ame] Edited April 23, 2011 by RockWhore quote corrected...vid added Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Stevey Boy2006 Posted April 23, 2011 Share Posted April 23, 2011 Yeah Cave Johnson is hilarious, my fave was the bit about wheelchair ramps Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ZedChuva Posted April 23, 2011 Share Posted April 23, 2011 Everything Cave Johnson says is pure gold. The lines on the doors for the "Door Prize" cheeve... had me rolling. (spoilers obviously) [ame=http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tr7wc3IS7H4]YouTube - Portal 2 - Door Prize & Ship Overboard Achievements[/ame] This game has THE best writing in any game, ever. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Purge Posted April 23, 2011 Share Posted April 23, 2011 That is true. You need both of them for it to be funny It isn't funny without GLaDOS It is funny without GLaDOS. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
zombie stomp52 Posted April 23, 2011 Share Posted April 23, 2011 (edited) other than the lemon speech... this is the funniest part, IMO. [ame=http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rSk_37So0Xk]YouTube - Portal 2 - GLaDOS "I'm a potato" [spoiler Warning][/ame] or this [ame=http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bZ-cRPGsJpI&NR=1]YouTube - Initiating Surprise in 3... 2... 1...[/ame] ooh, and, and, and this. [ame=http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xeKMS62GrTI]YouTube - Portal 2 - I'm in space! *spoiler*[/ame] ...and pretty much everything Cave Johnson says. but definitely NOT the ending song. the ending song nibbles baboon scrotum. Edited April 23, 2011 by zombie stomp52 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
fresh fish 101 Posted April 23, 2011 Share Posted April 23, 2011 my favorite part comes at one of the first few areas with faith plates. its just a simple little line that GlaDos says: "look at you, sailing through the air majestically, like an eagle... piloting a blimp" had me rofl-ing so hard. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Aesir Renegade Posted April 23, 2011 Share Posted April 23, 2011 Everything Cave Johnson says is pure gold. The lines on the doors for the "Door Prize" cheeve... had me rolling. (spoilers obviously) YouTube - Portal 2 - Door Prize & Ship Overboard Achievements This game has THE best writing in any game, ever. These doors had me literally crying Cave Johnson was definitely a character for the record books. Just as well, GLaDOS at the during "The Fall" start was classic too. "Oh good. My slow clap processor is still working." Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ReaperGrrl Posted April 24, 2011 Share Posted April 24, 2011 ooh, and, and, and this. My new favorite character! I love Core #1! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
a blind beggar Posted April 24, 2011 Share Posted April 24, 2011 When bringing the companion cube through to the next stage for the cheev and glados fries it " I think it was trying to say "I love you"...They are sentient you know" Best. Dialogue. Ever. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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