CrownlessKing Posted June 24, 2011 Share Posted June 24, 2011 ....we bust in there and get the g**damn evidence! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DEG23 Posted June 24, 2011 Share Posted June 24, 2011 I wanna make homicide. You know you've made it if you got homicide Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Black Mesa Inc Posted June 24, 2011 Share Posted June 24, 2011 Would you stop driving like a Jackass? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tapion Posted June 24, 2011 Share Posted June 24, 2011 If you shut up maybe I'd drive better. (Great thread, especially the original post) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Wehttam Posted June 24, 2011 Share Posted June 24, 2011 "I wouldn't feel safe in a tank with you driving" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CrownlessKing Posted June 24, 2011 Author Share Posted June 24, 2011 The reason Santa is so jolly is because he knows where all the naughty girls live! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DEG23 Posted June 24, 2011 Share Posted June 24, 2011 If you think i'm gonna climb through a broken window in a $30 suit, you've got another thing coming buster Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Turbo VDuB 44 Posted June 24, 2011 Share Posted June 24, 2011 If you think i'm gonna climb through a broken window in a $30 suit, you've got another thing coming buster Best line of the entire god damn game. I nearly pissed a little I was laughing so hard. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Necrophage33 Posted June 24, 2011 Share Posted June 24, 2011 Isn't that the cop from the papers, who walked out on his wife? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sparda Posted June 25, 2011 Share Posted June 25, 2011 Left and left and left and left again then I'm right up your ass. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
FeatherbottomMR Posted June 25, 2011 Share Posted June 25, 2011 what are you thinking.... god damn blind spots Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
GonePostal77 Posted June 25, 2011 Share Posted June 25, 2011 That's him. They say he's an honest cop. That's an oxymoron! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DEG23 Posted June 26, 2011 Share Posted June 26, 2011 He's not a bad man mister. He just lays on top of me and grunts for a few minutes Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hawkeye1691 Posted June 27, 2011 Share Posted June 27, 2011 Simple, but funny. Random NPC: "Hey, I know you!" Phelps: "No you don't." Heard it just outside the Hollywood cop-shop. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
damtalldylan Posted June 28, 2011 Share Posted June 28, 2011 "I want to upgrade to a .48 I wanna put 'em down with one round." Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Delta438 Posted June 29, 2011 Share Posted June 29, 2011 Cole: Do you know a Mr. Belasco? NPC: Who's James Belasco? I facepalmed so hard right there. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TheToiletBrush Posted June 30, 2011 Share Posted June 30, 2011 "Olive oil comes from olives!" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
koubo Posted July 1, 2011 Share Posted July 1, 2011 I think the power has gone to your head, Phelps. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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