RFT 123 Posted August 5, 2012 Share Posted August 5, 2012 Hey guys, listen I've got a slight problem that I figured, maybe x360a would know how to solve, and it's to do with my hips. Basically, they are quite bony and it's pretty noticeable, and it can get quite annoying trying to get jeans to fit without the use of a belt, because basically I don't have a waist! Now, the other reason that it's annoying is a certain lady friend remarked about it, and said that my hips were digging into her, and quite frankly, if I can stop that happening, it would be great! Anyone know any way how I could stop them from feeling as bony? I eat a fair bit, but I'm very slim still as I'm only 18, and my metabolism seems to kick ass! Cheers guys! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Smoochy Posted August 5, 2012 Share Posted August 5, 2012 (edited) You could always try to eat protein bars and drink protein shakes to help build some fat (assuming you just eat and drink that and don't work out). I'd recommend any kind of shake or bar with a high fat and/or protein intake (Muscle Milk, Myoplex ultra, Clif Bars, Powerbars, and etc...) It'd be faster than working out, but lifting weights is the healthier way to become less bony. If you decide to do the weights route, I'd still recommend the protein bars and shakes because that'll help build muscle faster. Edited August 5, 2012 by Smoochy Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CHIRUNO99 Posted August 5, 2012 Share Posted August 5, 2012 Try a diet to build up on body fats, and in the meantime try some suspenders with jeans/trousers. They're of course not really cool unless you're a lawyer, but if you're not bothered about being fashion concious just throw some on over a button shirt and hope to god nobody's going to twang them. That and it's more like having said trousers hanging off of your shoulders. You should consult a specialist, a nutritionist or something. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ChickinOnaChain Posted August 5, 2012 Share Posted August 5, 2012 When I was your age, I weighed 140lbs. And I've always been able to eat a lot without gaining weight, so i know what you mean. I can lose it PDQ. What helped me to fill out was lifting weights. It made me hungry and big but it took a LONG time. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Rums Posted August 5, 2012 Share Posted August 5, 2012 Hit it from the back, problem solved? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kunduz Posted August 5, 2012 Share Posted August 5, 2012 chisel them out Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Angry Tom Posted August 5, 2012 Share Posted August 5, 2012 Hit it from the back, problem solved? But if she's got a boney arse, then there's going to be some serious bruising. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dav13s Posted August 5, 2012 Share Posted August 5, 2012 Rubber bump stops? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
xbear352x Posted August 5, 2012 Share Posted August 5, 2012 Bulk up. Get bigger. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
HugTheBear Posted August 5, 2012 Share Posted August 5, 2012 Do this... Hit it from the back, problem solved? While... You could always try to eat protein bars and drink protein shakes to help build some fat (assuming you just eat and drink that and don't work out). I'd recommend any kind of shake or bar with a high fat and/or protein intake (Muscle Milk, Myoplex ultra, Clif Bars, Powerbars, and etc...) It'd be faster than working out, but lifting weights is the healthier way to become less bony. If you decide to do the weights route, I'd still recommend the protein bars and shakes because that'll help build muscle faster. Doing this. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Smoochy Posted August 5, 2012 Share Posted August 5, 2012 But if she's got a boney arse, then there's going to be some serious bruising. Could always use one of those neck pillows as cushions. Just brainstorming here. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Rums Posted August 5, 2012 Share Posted August 5, 2012 From the back while eating a protein bar and drinking a shake doesn't sound very sanitary, HugTheBear. Weirdo. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
HugTheBear Posted August 5, 2012 Share Posted August 5, 2012 From the back while eating a protein bar and drinking a shake doesn't sound very sanitary, HugTheBear. Weirdo. lol! That's not what I meant. But, hey, you never know... Some people are into some kinky shit. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Rums Posted August 5, 2012 Share Posted August 5, 2012 lol, later man. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Minty Posted August 5, 2012 Share Posted August 5, 2012 Bang a fat chick... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Smoochy Posted August 5, 2012 Share Posted August 5, 2012 This thread is about to get hilarious. Is she super bony as well, or is this a one way street? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
VladimirK Posted August 6, 2012 Share Posted August 6, 2012 Do this... While... Doing this. http://www.newsgroper.com/files/post_images/americanpsycho2.jpg Heh, he's missing the bar but that image immediately came to mind. OP, start enjoying your nation's national food - deep fried goodness, get a couple of pizza crunches in you each day for a couple of weeks, sorted Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
xbear352x Posted August 6, 2012 Share Posted August 6, 2012 This thread is about to get hilarious. Is she super bony as well, or is this a one way street? This ^^^^^^^ Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Broken Turtle Posted August 6, 2012 Share Posted August 6, 2012 This thread is about to get hilarious. Too late! But like everybody else said, Protein, protein, protein!!! Really helps. Don't think there's much to help slow down your metabolism, so good luck there!!! My boyfriend's the same way, I tell him his is like someone throwing ice cubes at a volcano; they melt before they make contact and he's 43! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Iceskater101 Posted August 6, 2012 Share Posted August 6, 2012 I guess if I were you.. I would probably just eat a lot more food, eat a lot of protein and start lifting weights. That will help you because not only will you not be bony, you will be more muscular and you will gain weight. Good luck with not becoming so bony lol Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
RFT 123 Posted August 6, 2012 Author Share Posted August 6, 2012 I love it how I wasn't even referring to sex either, oh how I love these forums! I'll try and get some protein supplements and see where it goes, I mean I must eat about 3500 calories a day, quite frankly I love food, yet I don't show it at all! I'm not quite sure where the fat goes, must go to my head or something! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Skorpion XBA Posted August 6, 2012 Share Posted August 6, 2012 I had the same problem with gaining weight and I tried everything. weight gain shakes and protein and all that isn't going to do any good. The best way to gain weight is to eat every 3-4 hours, and I mean decent size meals. Stick to anything with loads of carbs. It sucks for the first week or so because it feels like you're going to explode, but it works. When you start gaining weight, THEN you start with the protein and working out. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
niko da bos Posted August 6, 2012 Share Posted August 6, 2012 Hit it from the back, problem solved? lol is it bad thats the first place my mind went? like when he said "lady friend" made a remark about how his hips were digging into her;) I love it how I wasn't even referring to sex either, oh how I love these forums! I'm not quite sure where the fat goes, must go to my head or something! if you're lucky it might go somewhere else;) ZING! i love this thread already Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Smoochy Posted August 6, 2012 Share Posted August 6, 2012 I love it how I wasn't even referring to sex either, oh how I love these forums! I'll try and get some protein supplements and see where it goes, I mean I must eat about 3500 calories a day, quite frankly I love food, yet I don't show it at all! I'm not quite sure where the fat goes, must go to my head or something! If you just snack on protein bars and shakes in between meals, I guarantee you'll gain some weight. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Rums Posted August 6, 2012 Share Posted August 6, 2012 Wait till you're 30; you'll dream of the days when you wanted to gain weight. D0od, I have to walk 5 miles a day just to keep my 'sitnround playing video games weight off. Time is brutal to anatomy, the ego too. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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