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So after the credits you get a psychiatric report from the office of Dr Isiah Friedlander.

 

Quite accurate for me in a number of respects. Love to see how random this is and what sort of stuff it says about others players.

 

So feel free to post your report here. List or screenshot. If you skipped it at the end you can find a copy at the Rockstar Social Club website.

 

Here's mine....

 

  • Very, very depressing case.
  • Good at compromise. Not so good at willpower.
  • Wow - identifies with the strangest people.
  • Too easy with money.
  • Possibly repressed.
  • Sexually unsure of self - unfortunately not the case elsewhere.
  • Ignores people closest to him.
  • Likes white collar crime almost as much as the blue collar variety.
  • Easily offended to point of extreme rage.
  • Sticks to tired and tested.
  • I thought yoga was meant to calm the mind?
  • Lazy.
  • Picks up lots of weird people.
  • Not able to really finish things they start.
  • Hmmm... bat shit crazy.

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  • An intriguing case.
  • Good at compromise. Not so good at willpower.
  • Very large ego.
  • Tight fisted in the extreme.
  • Possibly repressed.
  • Sexually unsure of self - unfortunately not the case elsewhere.
  • Not good at giving time to others.
  • Thinks they are a wise type who sees the bigger picture.
  • Psychopath or sociopath? Both.
  • Respects some property rights - not others, of course.
  • Thought yoga was silly - instead seems to like slaughter.
  • At least they don't over exercise.
  • Friendly, but terrifying.
  • Not bothered with tasks they deem 'boring'.
  • I am very confused. Don't think I am the only one.

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  • Not sure what to make of this one - interesting, up to a point, but also very, very boring.
  • Likes to think of themselves as practical, when is really selfish.
  • Will find ageing very problematic.
  • Hides myriad inadequacies behind cash being thrown around.
  • Conflates sex with money.
  • Likes to use people.
  • Ignores family life.
  • Thinks they are a wise type who sees the bigger picture.
  • Terrifyingly insular.
  • Respects some property rights - not others, of course.
  • Yogi? No. not so much. Happier with lunacy.
  • Definitely not a fitness freak - just a freak.
  • Friendly, but terrifying.
  • Possibly A.D.D
  • Oh brother!

 

 

It's sad how many of those things are true.

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-Not sure what to make of this one- interesting, up to a point, but also very,very boring.

-Sees both sides of the argument-and can't make their mind up.

-Doesn't hate self as much as any sane person would,

-Careless with money.

-At times, can be oddly morally superior, which is incredible.

-Possibly homosexual. Not sure they even know- imagine we will chat for many,many years, then theyll run off with a trucker.

-Loyal to crazy family, which I suppose is a start.

-Likes white collar crime almost as much as the blue collar variety.

-Psychopath or sociopath? Both

-At least keeps the car stealing to minimum.

-Not into yoga, it seems.

-Over exercise not a vice! At least there's one..

-Friendly, but terrifying.

-Not obsessive about some things.

-Well,well,well a maniac

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Here is mine. These are quite interesting to compare to others.

 

 

Hmmmm... words fail me.

Good at compromise. Not so good at willpower.

At times can really embrace his hypocrisy.

Overly generous - definitely insecure.

Very supercilious.

Wants to a moralizer, despite flaws.

Ignores people closest to him.

Enjoys speculation.

Vindictive bully.

At least has cut down on robbing of cars.

Tried yoga - stuck to mayhem. Great.

Not really into physical fitness.

Friendly, in a way.

Not bothered with tasks they deem 'boring'.

I'm really confused - as crazy as anyone I've ever met.

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I think maybe I should have gone to therapy more...

 

-Confusing - so many issues.

-Tries to do the right thing - poor judgement as to what that is.

-Out of control id - Jung would have a field day with this one.

-Hides myriad inadequacies behind cash being thrown around.

-Likes to buy attention.

-Uses women heartlessly - then again no sane woman would want to know!

-Avoids family commitments.

-Greedy, prone to gambling - likely cause of addiction - remember to sell book.

-I wiss I knew what meds to offer them - arsenic?

-Frighteningly cold hearted about other people when it comes to property, etc.

-Now they are interested in yogo?

-At least they dont over exercise.

-Makes friends easily. Poor friends.

-Easily distracted.

-I am very confused. Dont think I am the only one.

 

Pretty much spot on ha

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From the office of Dr Isiah Friedlander

Client Notes - Highly Confidential

  • Tedious and predictable, but will pay for the second home.
  • Occasionally makes complex choices.
  • Very large ego.
  • Too easy with money.
  • Likes to buy attention.
  • Knows where to draw some lines - but certainly not others.
  • Family focused - not sure why.
  • Greedy, prone to gambling - likely cause of addiction - remember to sell book.
  • Vindictive bully.
  • Sticks to tried and tested.
  • Ignores anything spiritual.
  • A freak of many things, but not of physical fitness.
  • Friendly, in a way.
  • Possible A.D.D.?
  • Well, well, well, a maniac.

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From the office of Dr Isiah Friedlander

Client Notes - Highly Confidential

  • Very, very depressing case.
  • Good at compromise. Not so good at willpower.
  • Falls for easy charm over sensible behavior.
  • Loves showing off with money.
  • Desperate for female attention.
  • Seeks out love… in wrong places.
  • Decent member of family - unfortunately, family is awful!
  • Will end up very rich or entirely bankrupt. Cannot decide which.
  • Possibly worst psychopath I have encountered.
  • Kleptomaniac.
  • Keen yogi? You have to be kidding me.
  • Lazy.
  • Likes new people - or kills them.
  • Struggles to see things through to the end - sometimes.
  • Really wish they hadn't walked through my door.

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-Like most of my patients, this one really finds themselves very interesting, but fails to see the true problems that underpin their issues.

-Good at compromise. Not so good at willpower.

-Wants a father figure.

-Loves showing off with money.

-Desperate for female attention.

-Eager, desperate, malicious, heartless - classic psychopath.

-Co dependent.

-Falls for get rich quick schemes and other easy way outs.

-Prone to random and futile outbursts of violence.

-Kleptomaniac.

-Not into yoga, it seems.

-Lazy, lazy, lazy.

-Crazy but outgoing.

-Not able to really finish things they start.

-Bizarre case study in excess.

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From the office of Dr Isiah Friedlander

Client Notes - Highly Confidential

 

-A bit of a tragic case - riddled with contradictory issues.

-Definitely incapable of making a real decision.

-Out of control id - Jung would have a field day with this one.

-Throws money around very freely - suggest sexual inadequacies - must investigate further.

-At times, can be oddly morally superior, which is incredible.

-Sexually unsure of self - unfortunately not the case elsewhere.

-Lazy and self absorbed, but needy.

-Thinks they are a wise type who sees the bigger picture.

-Easily offended to point of extreme rage.

-Compulsive and repeat thief.

-Not much of a yogi... hardly a surprise.

-Over exercise not a vice! At least there's one...

-Seems to meet a lot of very strange people.

-Not obsessive about some things.

-I am very confused. Don't think I am the only one.

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From the office of Dr Isiah Friedlander

Client Notes - Highly Confidential

 

-Remarkable - a true sociopath.

-Tries to do the right thing - poor judgment as to what that is.

-In love with finding a reason as to why awful decisions are correct.

-Tight fisted in the extreme.

-Thinks of self as above certain temptations.

-Sexually repressed, which is a good thing.

-Family minded.

-Chancer.

-Terrifyingly insular.

-Frightened of too much change.

-Keen yogi? You have to be kidding me.

-Not really into physical fitness.

-Friendly, but terrifying.

-Finds finishing jobs challenging.

-Not sure where this is leading - no where good.

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  • Deranged, Seriously deranged.
  • Occasionally makes complex choices.
  • Likes to think of self as big cheese
  • Financially irresponsible
  • Likes to stare (dafuq?)
  • Definite whore / Madonna complex. More on the whole side of things.
  • Ignores people closest to him.
  • Chancer
  • Possible worst psychopath I've ever encountered. (compliment?)
  • Incapable of respecting property rights.
  • Well, the yoga was not popular, unlike the murder.
  • Over exercise not a vice! At least there's one..
  • Likes new people - or kills them.
  • Not able to really finish things they start.
  • Dr Freud, professor Jung, I beg you, help me.

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Fascinating. Rarely have I encountered someone so deluded.

Classic fence sitter!

Terrifying egomaniac.

Probably end up in the poor house - still should pay for my ski chalet.

Voyeuristic.

Feels need to buy sex - probably for obvious reason - is required to buy it.

Family minded for some reason.

Will end up very rich or entirely bankrupt. Cannot decide which.

Psychopath or sociopath? Both.

Compulsive and repeat thief.

Thought yoga was beneath them. Prefers mass murder as a way of calming the nerves.

Not really into physical fitness.

Easily distracted and eager to try new things, meet new people, cause new trouble!

Lazy in some ways.

In my professional opinion, this one is a fucking nut job.

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From the office of Dr Isiah Friedlander

Client Notes - Highly Confidential

Don't know exactly what to make of this one.

Compromise is the language of the devil - and this fool loves compromise.

Wow - identifies with the strangest people.

Too easy with money.

Creepy with women.

Treats women as a commodity.

Really not capable of giving to others.

Chancer.

I wish I knew what meds to offer them - arsenic?

Repeat offender.

Must make sure yoga does not influence their time with me.

At least they don't over exercise.

Picks up lots of weird people.

Likes lists.

Nut job!

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- A very tedious case study.

- Good at compromise. Not so good at willpower.

- Rarely seen someone with stranger base desires and less shame about them.

- Classic consumer, trying to fill spiritual void with material possessions - should try to sell them a lot of my books, CDS etc.

- Bit of a peeping tom.

- Rather watch than do - so can judge others.

- Ignores family life.

- Falls for get rich quick schemes and other easy way outs.

- Makes up stories about random killings - at least I hope they are stories.

- Kleptomaniac.

- Yogi? No. not so much. Happier with lunacy.

- A freak of many things, but not of physical fitness.

- Easily distracted and eager to try new things, meet new people, cause new trouble!

- Not able to really finish things they start.

- I'm scared. (LOL!)

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- A very tedious case

- Occasionally makes complex choices

- Searching for a role model in all the wrong places

- Throws money around very freely - suggest sexual inadequacies - must investigate further

- Like to show off around women

- Wants to a moralizer, despite flaws

- Not a good care giver.

- Enjoys speculation.

- Psychopath or sociopath? Both.

- Compulsive and repeat thief.

- Classic San Andrea - murderer into new age exercise.

- Lazy.

- Friendly, in a way.

- Definitely likes to finish a job.

- Hmm - probably one to write about in next book.

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Don't know exactly what to make of this one.

Occasionally makes complex choices.

Rarely seen someone with stranger base desires and less shame about them.

Reckless financially.

Voyeuristic.

Feels need to buy sex - probably for obvious reason - is required to buy it.

Decent member of family - unfortunately, family is awful!

Keen to be part of American dream, which is odd.

Terrifyingly insular.

Frighteningly cold hearted about other people when it comes to property, etc.

Wonder if devotion to yoga will influence murderous rages?

At least they don't over exercise.

Like strangers.

Likes lists.

A real mess.

 

That one time you pay for sex and it goes in a fucking report! I shot her in the head and took my money back, so it didn't even cost me anything!

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Tedious and predictable, but will pay for the second home.

Occasionally makes complex choices.

Self justifying fool.

Probably end up in the poor house - still should pay for my ski chalet.

Loves to act like a big shot.

Sexually repressed, which is a good thing.

 

I never made use of the strip club, although a work mate told me the details and what happens if you go to a strip club and get them to go home with you and send dirty pictures - No thank you.

Loves family - having met them, not sure quite why.

I didn't "cheat" and always accepted to help if they'd call me for help. If I could, I'd kill Jimmy, Michaels son. The only part I liked of him was when he tea bagged. LOL

 

Enjoys speculation.

Incapable of valuing suffering of others.

Tends to not steal too much more than situation requires - is that a good thing? I have no idea anymore.

Thought yoga was silly - instead seems to like slaughter.

I had to skip the mission part where you have to do yoga after 10+ attempts of it to only "pull a muscle" where you have to stand on one foot with the other stretched else where.

 

Lazy, lazy, lazy.

Picks up lots of weird people.

Possible A.D.D.?

I'm really confused - as crazy as anyone I've ever met.

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From the office of Dr Isiah Friedlander

Client Notes - Highly Confidential

 

 

Remarkable - a true sociopath.

Cannot make up mind - seemingly about anything.

Self justifying fool.

Probably end up in the poor house - still should pay for my ski chalet.

Needy, somewhat creepy show off.

Treats women respectfully - when not killing them or their husbands.

Wants to be good family member.

Greedy, prone to gambling - likely cause of addiction - remember to sell book.

I wish I knew what meds to offer them - arsenic?

Magpie who steal whatever takes their fancy, time and again.

Must make sure yoga does not influence their time with me.

Psychotic about most things, but not exercise.

Crazy but outgoing.

Not obsessive about some things.

What a bizarre assortment of problems.

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From the office of Dr Isiah Friedlander

Client Notes - Highly Confidential

I get the feeling I will be seeing this one a lot.

Cannot make up mind - seemingly about anything.

Terrifying egomaniac.

Tries to fill void with things.

Likes to stare.

Impressive array of sexual excesses - very desperate.

Spends time with family - and manages not to kill them - maybe a possible sign of progress?

Greedy, prone to gambling - likely cause of addiction - remember to sell book.

Terrifyingly insular.

Frighteningly cold hearted about other people when it comes to property, etc.

Practices yoga, alongside all the mayhem, of course.

A freak of many things, but not of physical fitness.

Friendly, in a way.

Likes to see boring tasks to their bitter end.

A real mess.

 

I really want to know wt's that all related to..

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From the office of Dr Isiah Friedlander

Client Notes - Highly Confidential

 

This lunatic will retire me.

Decisively indecisive.

Not really capable of seeing how hypocritical their actions are - sees bad in others easily enough though.

Tries to fill void with things.

Creepy with women.

Has some moral boundaries, it seems - just nowhere near enough.

Spends time with family - and manages not to kill them - maybe a possible sign of progress?

Eager capitalist.

Needlessly vindictive.

At least has cut down on robbing of cars.

Thought yoga was beneath them. Prefers mass murder as a way of calming the nerves.

Definitely not a fitness freak - just a freak.

Doesn't mix well with others, as if that were a surprise.

A.D.D.?

Bizarre case study in excess.

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Fascinating. Rarely have I encountered someone so deluded.

Decisively indecisive.

Very grandiose.

Probably end up in the poor house - still should pay for my ski chalet.

Desperate for female attention.

Eager, desperate, malicious, heartless - classic psychopath.

Really not capable of giving to others.

Very into random speculation.

Possibly worst psychopath I have encountered.

Seems to be full blown kleptomaniac.

Bizarrely into new age activities.

Over exercise not a vice! At least there's one...

Makes friends easily - what kind of people I dread to think.

Lazy in some ways.

Bizarre case study in excess.

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