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Old 03-17-2010, 10:23 AM   #1
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Funniest Quote?

What's your funniest quote from the characters on the addon so far?

Anders and Oghren were fighting, and oghren goes:

Oghren: "Oh no, big templar man, what are you going to do with that huge sword!?"
Anders: "Eww"
Oghren: "That's right, don't mess with fire unless you want to get burned. Haha!"

What about you guys?
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Old 03-17-2010, 10:52 AM   #2
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Oghren: So how does it feel to be a mage?

Anders: What? Having power at the tip of your finger tips?

Oghren: No, having to wear a skirt all the time haha

I <3 Oghren.
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Old 03-18-2010, 03:10 AM   #3
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Me too I was talking to him today at the Keg near the end of the expansion and he said something hilarious, but I forgotted, rawrs ;<
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Old 03-18-2010, 04:51 AM   #4
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Oghren and Anders impersonation match really made me laugh. Those two are by far the best pair.
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Old 03-18-2010, 06:20 AM   #5
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Old 03-18-2010, 07:58 AM   #6
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Velenna: When you face this way, can you turn your head away from me?

Oghren: Its not my fault your womanliness is at eye level!

Velenna: What?! I- I- was talking about your breath...

Oghren: Oh... --Er Well, I guess that's why they call me the ladykiller of Oyrzamarr.




or this



Oghren: So... what are you gonna do now that you are in flesh?

Justice: I can't say I know what you mean.

Oghren: I know what i'd do if i was a... complete... man.


Bioware definitely stepped up the Oghren humor.
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Old 03-18-2010, 05:11 PM   #7
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i know its not more of a quote but its the first line you hear from anders after burns a darkspawn

Anders: i didn't do it!
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Old 03-18-2010, 06:50 PM   #8
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Oghren: Hey! That's mine! That thing has my things! It's got it's sallow clammy hands all over my doo-dads, touching my junk!

Oghren: No one touches Oghren's junk and lives!
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Old 03-21-2010, 08:42 PM   #9
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Oghren: Hey, look at me, I'm an elf! "Trees are pretty! Tra la la!".

I also liked the Oghren's junk on posted above, Oghren is a much better character in Awakening than he was in Origins.
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Old 03-21-2010, 09:10 PM   #10
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Sigrun: Ugh. Oghren, I could light your breath on fire.

Oghren: That's not the only thing you could light on fire, saucy lady.

Sigrun: Do you ever stop drinking?

Oghren: Oh, don't you worry about that. It enhances the Oghren experience. I'm like a cherry soaked in brandy. Plump... juicy... and full of intoxicating flavor.
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Old 03-21-2010, 11:05 PM   #11
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Oghren: Hey, look at me, I'm an elf! "Trees are pretty! Tra la la!".

I also liked the Oghren's junk on posted above, Oghren is a much better character in Awakening than he was in Origins.
yup so far these are my 2 favorites as well. haha love this game give me more.
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Old 03-22-2010, 03:17 PM   #12
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I still chuckle at Sten's comment after you beat the original game hehe. After you've had the whole king thing, talk to him and exhaust all the options. Then talk to him again and he'll say:

"Where is the cake? I was told there would be cake. The cake is a lie."

I realize you meant funniest quote in Awakenings - sorry about that. I just loved hearing him say that hehe.
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Old 03-22-2010, 04:09 PM   #13
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I love the conversations between oghren and anders, were they talk about liking each other, but neither of them know what kind of 'like' the other means
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Old 03-29-2010, 09:05 AM   #14
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Haven't played through much of Awakenings yet but I loled when I heard Shale yell pigeon crap.

Edit: Oghren: Hey! That's mine! That thing has my things! It's got it's sallow clammy hands all over my doo-dads, touching my junk!

Oghren: No one touches Oghren's junk and lives!


haven't actually got to that part of the game, which will spoil the humor somewhat seen it on xbox dashboard insider mover i think (the one with denny and ryan)
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Old 03-29-2010, 10:10 AM   #15
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Oghren: Hey! That's mine! That thing has my things! It's got it's sallow clammy hands all over my doo-dads, touching my junk!

Oghren: No one touches Oghren's junk and lives!
This! I Lol'd when i heard it :P
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Old 03-31-2010, 05:10 AM   #16
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lol when you first recruit Sigrun with Oghren in the party:

"The name's Oghren, but the ladies call me Ohhhhh-ghren"
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Old 04-07-2010, 10:12 AM   #17
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Oghren: Hey, look at me, I'm an elf! "Trees are pretty! Tra la la!".

I also liked the Oghren's junk on posted above, Oghren is a much better character in Awakening than he was in Origins.
i totally agree w/ those
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Old 04-15-2010, 10:27 PM   #18
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Oghren again -Final Boss Fight: Thats alot of nipples XD
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Old 06-05-2010, 11:32 AM   #19
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lol when you first recruit Sigrun with Oghren in the party:

"The name's Oghren, but the ladies call me Ohhhhh-ghren"
This one made me laugh along with the fight with Anders mentioned above
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Oghren: NO ONE touches Oghren's junk AND LIVES!!!

Oghren: Well smack my ass and call me Sally!

The second quote is amazing since this annoying "friend" of mine's mother is named Sally!
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Old 07-12-2010, 09:35 AM   #21
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Near the begining of Awakenings(Its from memory, so its not exact):

Oghren: "Wheres that cup, I'll gargle and spit"
Player: "You're not allowed to spit"
Oghren: "Heh heh, thats what I always say..."
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If you talk to the female dwarf Legion member after recruiting her, she talks about all the books in Vigil's Keep. She mentions an elvish romance novel then asks, "What's an Antivan milk sandwich?"
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Old 03-28-2011, 09:27 AM   #23
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Wink conversations between oghren and anders

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  • Oghren: Aye, sure. Why not?
  • Wynne: Pardon?
  • Oghren: Oh, I'd give you a roll. Why not?
  • Wynne: A "roll?"
  • Oghren: Aye. Any time. Preferably in the dark.
  • Wynne: I suppose I should be flattered.
  • Oghren: I'm not sure I have the equipment for that, but sure, whatever gets you working.
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Old 03-30-2011, 09:21 PM   #24
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That has to be Oghren when I was talking with the Grand Oak in Origins:
(I had Oghren in Origins and Awakenings both.)

Oghren: A Tree that poets...A Poetry! Ha! You get it?....ugh, I need a drink.
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I still chuckle at Sten's comment after you beat the original game hehe. After you've had the whole king thing, talk to him and exhaust all the options. Then talk to him again and he'll say:

"Where is the cake? I was told there would be cake. The cake is a lie."

I realize you meant funniest quote in Awakenings - sorry about that. I just loved hearing him say that hehe.
Sweet lord how did I never notice that?!
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If you talk to the female dwarf Legion member after recruiting her, she talks about all the books in Vigil's Keep. She mentions an elvish romance novel then asks, "What's an Antivan milk sandwich?"
Uhhh, that's a good question.
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