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Old 09-05-2010, 12:07 AM   #1
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Terrible Music Videos.

So let's avoid the obvious britney spears and whatever other terrible videos have spawned from pop music in the last 10 years. This is more about finding the obscure ones, that may shock you when you watch them.

This next video is not safe for work, or anywhere, really.. It's just awful. Seriously, this video is the epitome is terrible, and what's worse is that it was done by Eric Wareheim! What the hell?! He succeeded in making it by far the most bizarre music video I've ever seen, but good lord is it bad. Whatever, I still love the guy.


Moving on to something slightly better.


Now let's be honest, anything that uses the number 2 in place of "To" or "Too," is going to be awful. This is no exception.


Warning: Patriotism overload.

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Old 09-05-2010, 02:58 AM   #2
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Cherry Pie by Warrant is pretty bad. As if the song wasn't bad enough.
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bleh... ihatethisband.cousin showed me video...hated every second >___<
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Wait...break dancing in a bowling alley to shitty quasi-rap pop music isn't cool?! Fuck. Need to go change my lifestyle.
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Old 09-05-2010, 03:49 AM   #6
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Old 09-05-2010, 04:27 AM   #7
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Old 09-05-2010, 04:31 AM   #8
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bleh... ihatethisband.cousin showed me video...hated every second >___< YouTube- I Wrestled A Bear Once-Taste Like Kevin Bacon/Lyrics
Iwabo ftw lol they actually have a sweet song with an inspector gadget break down can't think of the name of it atm
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Old 09-05-2010, 07:00 AM   #10
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I win?
Ludacris? That lesbian did a song with Ludacris? Isn't that the kind of thing that makes you get shot in the rap world?

And no, you do not win. Beiber is just too easy of a target. Everything he does and will do is awful. Yes it's fun to make fun of him, but this thread is more about discovering unknown(And absolutely dreadful) music videos. Everyone knows who Beiber is now.

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Un-toppable!
Ugh. Those were bad. I never knew who did the too sexy song, and now I do. So thank you. But that was entirely too much male sexiness/suaveness.

Un-toppable? Psh. If the first video in the entire thread didn't top it, this most certainly will. You know Sylvester Stallone? Meet his scrawny, dancing brother, Frank. While Rambo was out in the jungles killing people with his awesomeness, his brother Frank was singing and jumping through the air in slow motion while wearing a leotard.

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Old 09-05-2010, 07:07 AM   #11
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Ugh. Those were bad. I never knew who did the too sexy song, and now I do. So thank you. But that was entirely too much male sexiness/suaveness.

Un-toppable? Psh. If the first video in the entire thread didn't top it, this most certainly will. You know Sylvester Stallone? Meet his scrawny, dancing brother, Frank.

YouTube- Frank Stallone - Far From Over
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Old 09-05-2010, 05:33 PM   #12
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I always thought this one was bad.


And I can't believe I looked this one up.

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bleh... ihatethisband.cousin showed me video...hated every second >___< YouTube- I Wrestled A Bear Once-Taste Like Kevin Bacon/Lyrics
WHATTTT.I love that video its so random it makes it amazing and the duke horn gets m every time Plus there amazing live


My vote goes to the new bmth video.With how much money they have this is the best they could come up with seriously?Considering there chelsea's smile vid is one of my favs

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Old 09-06-2010, 01:16 AM   #14
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Old 09-06-2010, 02:47 AM   #15
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Old 09-06-2010, 02:55 AM   #16
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Ah, I see. Crappy actors doing videos category, eh? Well take this!

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Why the fuck did I just sit through that pile of crap...

Behold, the best worst music video of all time... ALL TIME.


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Old 09-06-2010, 04:12 AM   #19
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Old 09-06-2010, 07:37 PM   #20
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Ah, I see. Crappy actors doing videos category, eh? Well take this!
That video features two. TWO! Basset hounds. That automatically makes it worth watching. This does not feature even a single basset hound.

Instead of an actor turned bad singer, I give you a bad singer turned decent actor.

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Old 09-06-2010, 10:29 PM   #21
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Old 09-06-2010, 10:50 PM   #22
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That video features two. TWO! Basset hounds. That automatically makes it worth watching. This does not feature even a single basset hound.

Instead of an actor turned bad singer, I give you a bad singer turned decent actor.

YouTube- Marky Mark And The Funky Bunch - Good Vibrations

How about crappy actor turned sometimes decent actor turned horrible singer turned periodically decent actor:


What about awesome actor and fashion icon who decided in the late 80s to put out horrible music. None other than Mr. Sonny Crocket, aka Harry Maddox, aka Captain Nash Bridges:

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Old 09-07-2010, 12:34 AM   #23
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How about a terrible country song about a guy's dog.

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Now, if you get an ear pierced...
Some will call you gay...
But if you drive a pickup...
They say, no, you must be straight...
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Was just looking for the video to put in the "Fav Beatles songs thread", and stumbled across this epitomy of video fail....
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