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Join Date: Mar 2012
Location: Hellingly Hospital
The "NEW AND IMPROVED" Yellow Book Of Riddles (The Deliciously Demented Version)
1. What do you call a vampire that seduces Cicero(from the Dark Brotherhood)?
2. What is the Draugr DeathLord's favorite soft drink?
3. What do you call a WispMother who sports a Mohawk haircut, nibbles on bellybutton lint, and wears a edible rhubarb flavored thong?
4. Why should the Dragonborn NEVER eat cabbage?
5. What did the blacksmith say when you asked them if they could make Dragon Scale condoms?
6. Why are the buckets in the primitive bathrooms always empty?
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