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Old 04-01-2012, 03:38 AM   #1
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Mass Effect LOLS thread

Feel free to post anything funny/awkward that find in ME3 here.



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Old 04-01-2012, 03:56 AM   #2
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Old 04-01-2012, 04:50 AM   #3
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I get that Scumbag Steve vibe off of some of these.
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I was thinking to myself how could there be memes on MP oh how I forgot how stupid people are so quickly. The Vanguards ones are my favorite ones those are gold. Hello Turret Hello Floor is the best one. Even I run into turrets too without realizing it sometimes actually thats when Im listening to music.
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Can someone explain to me why it's supposedly so "uncool" to use the character classes and their associated powers in this or any other videogame? Already today I've read twice about how lame it is to use a Vanguard apparently. I think it's fun as hell. So I guess it's hip to use only a scoped pistol or the Widow? Is that about right?
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Can someone explain to me why it's supposedly so "uncool" to use the character classes and their associated powers in this or any other videogame? Already today I've read twice about how lame it is to use a Vanguard apparently. I think it's fun as hell. So I guess it's hip to use only a scoped pistol or the Widow? Is that about right?
People like to complain about anything. Apparently all Vanguards and Krogan Sentinels are ignorant kill stealing kids. Also, you're not legit if you snipe with anything other than the Widow/Black Widow. Kinda like in CoD how you get shit on for sniping any way other than "quickscoping". Reason why I barely play MP anymore.
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Also, kill thievery can be a bit annoying, however, I tend to just shoot everything that moves.
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My absolute favorite is the "Fuck strategy, I have a shotgun" one I've seen for the Vanguard, haha.
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Also, kill thievery can be a bit annoying, however, I tend to just shoot everything that moves.
http://social.bioware.com/forum/1/to...ndex/9450404/5

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Can someone explain to me why it's supposedly so "uncool" to use the character classes and their associated powers in this or any other videogame? Already today I've read twice about how lame it is to use a Vanguard apparently. I think it's fun as hell. So I guess it's hip to use only a scoped pistol or the Widow? Is that about right?
Because they start to become useless in silver and have no purpose in gold. Anyone can herp derp in bronze. Easiest class to play.
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Not a huge fan of memes but some of these are definitely worth a good chuckle

"Can do everything...
except dodge"

I'm using a Turian Sentinal right now haha!
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Not a huge fan of memes but some of these are definitely worth a good chuckle

"Can do everything...
except dodge"

I'm using a Turian Sentinal right now haha!
Funny that Turians as a species cannot dodge. Just finished my Turian Soldier and the worst part of using him was no ability to roll or dodge!
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I don't see how "Kill stealing" is so annoying, as long as we win the match, i couldn't really care less who killed what..seems to be only me who thinks this way xD
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I don't see how "Kill stealing" is so annoying, as long as we win the match, i couldn't really care less who killed what..seems to be only me who thinks this way xD
No you are not
If something moves, i shoot it. Actually i'm more of a supporting Salarian Infiltrator and let the others have their fun. I go for healing and capture points. Though i have no problem taking out Brutes and stuff with my Carnifex.
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Because they start to become useless in silver and have no purpose in gold. Anyone can herp derp in bronze. Easiest class to play.
If someone uses a vanguard for charge and nova they can be helpfull on all levels. But otherwise I agree with you, today I spent 4 games in a row with the same vanguard trying to use shotguns and pistols and all he did was die. A few times I had above 5 times his score which is just shocking.
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Well it hasn't been out quite a month yet and I'm calling it, Mass Effect 3 is the now officially the new Call of Duty. And THAT is why you don't add multiplayer BioWare. The dickheads are in tow. Now all we need are some stats added via a game patch, throw some kill/death ratios in to bring out the real scum fucks, maybe call the multiplayer DLC pack "Nail In The Coffin." Good playin with ya folks.
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Well it hasn't been out quite a month yet and I'm calling it, Mass Effect 3 is the now officially the new Call of Duty. And THAT is why you don't add multiplayer BioWare. The dickheads are in tow. Now all we need are some stats added via a game patch, throw some kill/death ratios in to bring out the real scum fucks, maybe call the multiplayer DLC pack "Nail In The Coffin." Good playin with ya folks.
Perhaps you should move onto a different multiplayer game that has no dickheads. Wait a minute........that game doesn't exist. Multiplayer for any game will always have that minority of pain in the ass players but just quit out if you come across them. If you send out some friend requests whenever you do have a good game with good players, it doesn't take long to get 20-30 new friends you know play well so you'll never have to play randoms again.
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Got a chuckle out a few of those.
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Perhaps you should move onto a different multiplayer game that has no dickheads. Wait a minute........that game doesn't exist.
Best post and advice I've seen on the internets, forever.

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Because they start to become useless in silver and have no purpose in gold. Anyone can herp derp in bronze. Easiest class to play.
Say what? My vanguard and my buddies roll out of silver in 15 minutes having charged and novaat everthing in sight. En why would you frag an atlas as a vanguard? With 2 vangy's you can charge him and have him down in a sec. Phantoms are an even bigger joke for the vanguard. I can see how a vanguard is the most annoying class to have in your match if you are anything but a vanguard, but just because it is doesn't mean he can't kick ass.

OT: Very funny avs btw. I think the turret one is the best because everyone has had that done to him/her. Running around a corner and going like * oh shhhhh*. Specially if you're krogan or Turian and can't dodge and/or roll :P... And this is where my vanguard comes into play again btw... because he just charges the turrent and than nova and then charge and than nove... and oh well... Let's just say vanguard is pretty badass.
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Drell one was the best for sure.
This. I couldn't help but XD

I would like to say it's a shame that because of some players, everyone who uses the Vanguard class is considered an 'idiot'. Can't speak for Krogan, because I have not unlocked one yet, and I've not seen one yet who hasn't been downed.

Anyways, back on topic. Some were chuckle worthy. Nice find.
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I get that Scumbag Steve vibe off of some of these.
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Next time I have to level a Vanguard I'm calling it Scumbag Steve.
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Vanguard is overpowered, if you play shooters & mass effect quite a bit it can be devastating. I was a level 6 vanguard & i was in a match with 3 people at levels 18 and 19 & i finished top by 10,000 points.

I couldnt do taht with my adept/ engineer classes as they become more powerful as you level up, but the vanguard class is powerful enough by level 5.

I see why it annoys people, i play as irt often because it is fun punching everything & using a shotgun, but when i play as my favorite classes (adept & engineer) i get so frustrated by other vanguards who seem to steal my kills

i'm not fussed as i still get a tonne of xp & credits when we win, but at the same time, when ive just shot a geth prime down to its last sliver of health, i want to finish it of goddammit, not some other bastard.
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lololol, this one gave me a laugh. ive actually started emmediately leaving the lobby once a drell adept joins. i cannot stand that reave noise the whole match. on my turtle beaches it feels like somebody is turning screws into your ears. maybe it wouldnt be so bad if the ability didnt continue to make noise 2 minutes after its used.

figures bioware forums would have something like this lol. they used to have a "inter party banter" thread that was halarious. we would all post conversations from the characters on missions n stuff.
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