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Old 01-20-2013, 11:54 AM   #1
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An Ode to Hishoa

Oh Hishoa, how with your mighty mouse
You turn pages here for the Halo crowd,
Lost would we be without your writings here
Bringing thread upon thread, through this past year.

By my count one in three threads have you made
The average I note carefully, per page.
Without you be seven lest my math fails
Not the eleven-full that now prevail.

Whenst came you here Hishoa and what for?
Weilding such a mighty internet sword
You chastize and praise, these both in a turn.
Restraint has yet to be needed or learned.

I nay can resist to open these links
As they spring forth so, in copious winks.
And entertained thus I wait for the next
Knowing full well how brief staying, your rest.

This forum whose game, ever less cherished,
Without you would fall, would fade, would perish.
So lift you up shall I, this waxing day,
And to doubters put out their lowly flames.

PS - This was written on a whim in boredom. I'm not a poet by trade as you can plainly see. Nor do I know Hishoa more than from a few interactions here.
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Old 01-20-2013, 01:10 PM   #2
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I imagine this has to be read with a muffling tonality, to imitate OP's intentions ;P

All joking aside, made me lol +1 for Hishoa!
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Old 01-20-2013, 05:53 PM   #3
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Old 01-20-2013, 06:35 PM   #4
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I've never really enjoyed poetry. But this is creative.

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Old 01-20-2013, 07:02 PM   #5
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The devil went down to Georgia, he was looking for a soul to steal.
He was in a bind 'cos he was way behind and he was willin' to make a deal.
When he came across this young man typin' on a keyboard and postin' it hot.
And the devil jumped upon a hickory stump and said: "Boy let me tell you what:
I guess you didn't know it, but I'm a thread maker too.
And if you'd care to take a dare, I'll make a bet with you.
Now you make a pretty good OP, boy, but give the devil his due:
I bet a keyboard of gold against your soul, 'cos I think I'm better than you."
The boy said: "My name's Hishoa and it might be a sin,
But I'll take your bet, your gonna regret, 'cos I'm the best that's ever been."

Johnny you crack your knuckles twice and type your keyboard hard.
'Cos hells broke loose in Georgia and the devil deals the cards.
And if you win you get this shiny keyboard made of gold.
But if you lose, the devil gets your soul.

The devil booted up his PC and he said: "I'll start this show."
And fire flew from his fingertips as he typed up his post.
And he tapped fingers across his 'board and it made an evil click.
Then a band of demons joined in and it sounded something like this.
*click-click-clickclick-clickclack*
*click-click-clickclick-clickclack*
*click-click-clickclick-clickclack*
*click-click-clickclick-clickclack*
When the devil finished, Hishoa said: "Well you're pretty good ol' son,"
But sit down in that chair, right there, and let me show you how its done."

"Halo no longer part of MLG"
"Tiny jackals? More like tiny Chief!"
"DMR better than BR, good to know"
"Armor-modding banwave?"
"It's a go!"

The devil bowed his head because he knew that he'd been beat.
He laid that golden keyboard on the ground at Hishoa's feet.
Hishoa said: "Devil just come on back if you ever want to try again.
'Cause I told you once, you son of a gun, I'm the best there's ever been."

And he typed "Halo no longer part of MLG"
"Tiny jackals? More like tiny Chief!"
"DMR better than BR, good to know"
"Armor-modding banwave?"
"It's a go!"
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Now this. This I like. I LOL'd a good amount.
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Now this. This I like. I LOL'd a good amount.
I'm far more proud of that than I ought to be. Making a chorus that rhymes and has the same tempo out of actual thread titles he made was really tough.
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