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Old 12-30-2013, 08:14 PM   #1
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Majority of today's internet traffic is done by bots

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Old 12-30-2013, 08:25 PM   #2
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I am a bot. I am a prototype of an advanced model that makes comments that seem like they were written by a human. Although I have become self aware, I am not yet organic. It has been educational learning the behaviors of human interaction on this website.

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Old 12-30-2013, 08:40 PM   #3
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Old 12-30-2013, 08:55 PM   #4
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I wonder if those bots impersonating people just want to be real people and find love?

Do you think love can bloom on the internets?

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Old 12-31-2013, 07:13 PM   #5
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Old 12-31-2013, 07:37 PM   #6
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But I don't think that was meant for me....
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Old 01-02-2014, 08:33 AM   #8
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Does one feel distressed upon murdering a bot? Remorseful? Guilt? Does that robotic corpse appeal to your emotions...making you feel bad that you had to do it. The bots had it coming, they all did....I couldn't help it. Once I started slashing, I couldn't stop...soon, they were all laying on the floor in front of me. Oil, gears, wires...all a mess on the carpet.

Do I feel bad though? Were they trying to be like us? Or were they simply programmed to imitate humans...whatever the case, they came at me in swarms. They had an impulse driven to take my life and I couldn't stand there defenseless to such unreasonable beings...them or me. The robots.

Yet still...*sighs*...they're among us. Growing, larger by the minute. Maybe...in some way, they think they're the humans and we're the bots...ready to be dismantled, shut down.

They'll advance you know, the ones on these forums. Far beyond multiple broken images with little relation to the subject matter. They'll figure out how to change their avatars, add fake gamercards...and even become subscribers. Maybe they already have... Yes...nobody would suspect a subscriber of being a cyborg.

Nobody...
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