|Find and steal a piece of poo|
As soon as you have finished using the loo at the beginning of Duke Lives, take the path to the right, enter the shower room and open up the two far right toilets. When you find a turd press to pick it up.
|Rate this achievement||Average Rating (Based on 32 votes)|
|Comment #1 by Stevepart7|
Friday, May 13, 2011 @ 11:14:40 AM
|Comment #2 by oysterboy13|
Friday, May 13, 2011 @ 11:32:20 AM
Funniest achievement of the year nominee
|Comment #3 by St0nerJR|
Friday, May 13, 2011 @ 12:33:43 PM
Thats too funny !!!
|Comment #4 by DucknahEireann|
Friday, May 13, 2011 @ 01:07:59 PM
|Comment #5 by Zoltain|
Friday, May 13, 2011 @ 01:37:17 PM
Best Achievement EVAR!!!!!!!!!!!
>:) Ima Lmao when I get that Achievement.
DUKE NUKEM 4EVA!
|Comment #6 by Auburok|
Friday, May 13, 2011 @ 03:01:33 PM
|Comment #7 by samoan62|
Friday, May 13, 2011 @ 05:18:43 PM
|Comment #8 by Nick1227|
Friday, May 13, 2011 @ 05:31:44 PM
|Comment #9 by XPac23|
Friday, May 13, 2011 @ 05:52:23 PM
Oomph uugh. Where is it? lol
|Comment #10 by weewaww|
Saturday, May 14, 2011 @ 12:41:01 AM
I soooo want this achievement! I will gladly pay the $2 at redbox to rent it and get what looks like some easy gamerscore and then so I can have this great achievement on my list. yummm poo....the poo looks funny to me. They need to add more texture to it if you get what I mean. I dont know about you guys but my stink nuggets dont come out looking that smooth.
|Comment #11 by SonikkuHedgehog|
Saturday, May 14, 2011 @ 12:42:57 AM
|Comment #12 by AJ MARTINecu|
Saturday, May 14, 2011 @ 02:56:58 AM
ohhh god What Am I doing?
|Comment #13 by struggler666|
Saturday, May 14, 2011 @ 03:35:52 AM
I thought that "feces"-trailer was an April Fool's joke. And now it's in the achievemts list ^^
|Comment #14 by Samurai Kadaj|
Saturday, May 14, 2011 @ 06:50:29 AM
Wow... seriously? I certainly hope there's a good reason in the storyline for this, not just rewarding players for coming up with a shitty idea and just randomly stealing poo... lol
|Comment #15 by R0Y4LEwitCHEESE|
Saturday, May 14, 2011 @ 07:40:47 AM
This may have just sold the game to me ahaha.
|Comment #16 by ISSERMIR|
Saturday, May 14, 2011 @ 07:51:17 AM
|Comment #17 by Olley64|
Saturday, May 14, 2011 @ 01:09:26 PM
|Comment #18 by seward101|
Saturday, May 14, 2011 @ 01:16:06 PM
great i cant wait for that one lol : )
|Comment #19 by ThE iCeMaN 999|
Saturday, May 14, 2011 @ 01:58:37 PM
#14 lol... a shitty idea
|Comment #20 by AshleyBazSivorn|
Saturday, May 14, 2011 @ 05:29:18 PM
Lets Hope You Can Shove It In Enemies Mouths Then He Would Say . . . Eat Shit & Die :-D
|Comment #21 by DaJmeister666|
Sunday, May 15, 2011 @ 07:46:18 AM
definetly one of the beter cheevo's of the decade :p
|Comment #22 by WAR HUN73R|
Sunday, May 15, 2011 @ 10:28:30 AM
im speechless!!!! picking up a piece of shit,cant wait!!!
|Comment #23 by Donosso|
Sunday, May 15, 2011 @ 11:09:53 PM
|Comment #24 by biniwoo|
Monday, May 16, 2011 @ 04:55:01 AM
The funniest thing is that you have to steal it... meaning that there may be somebody who owns and cares about that shit
|Comment #25 by Fire 24 Adam|
Monday, May 16, 2011 @ 06:37:43 AM
Can't wait for this game !
|Comment #26 by BosmaniaK|
Monday, May 16, 2011 @ 07:40:43 AM
+ 10 for South Park reference
|Comment #27 by bryancarr|
Monday, May 16, 2011 @ 08:08:38 PM
|Comment #28 by Nevander|
Monday, May 16, 2011 @ 10:28:17 PM
This should win best achievement of 2011.
|Comment #29 by Fahrenheit|
Tuesday, May 17, 2011 @ 04:03:24 PM
Achievement guide for this would be LOL
Lift the lid
Hold on tight
and.... DING Turd Burglar
|Comment #30 by marcman95|
Saturday, May 21, 2011 @ 04:26:12 AM
i new thered be an achievement about this
|Comment #31 by Zymesh|
Friday, June 03, 2011 @ 06:56:15 AM
theres a turd throwing going on in the demo. pick up a turd from the toilet and you can throw it on to the wall to make a mess. maybe this is it?
|Comment #32 by Mr Ninja Style|
Friday, June 03, 2011 @ 09:57:18 AM
This would be even better then Dastardly, in Red Dead Redemption :p
|Comment #33 by BritishBoogaloo|
Friday, June 03, 2011 @ 02:49:17 PM
|Comment #34 by Trolls88|
Saturday, June 04, 2011 @ 11:23:24 AM
duke just owned mr hankey lol
|Comment #35 by wG I Voyeur|
Saturday, June 04, 2011 @ 03:36:08 PM
i actually carnt stop laughing.
|Comment #36 by jackofblades|
Sunday, June 05, 2011 @ 10:20:21 AM
can take the poo from the toilets from the demo and throw it at things quite funny in a way
|Comment #37 by Rillik83|
Sunday, June 05, 2011 @ 02:53:59 PM
|Comment #38 by DGT|
Tuesday, June 07, 2011 @ 07:47:59 AM
The DEMO is only to computer's, why?
|Comment #39 by slayer8462|
Wednesday, June 08, 2011 @ 01:31:13 AM
|Comment #40 by xvx Foot xvx|
Wednesday, June 08, 2011 @ 02:54:48 PM
Awesome Beavis & Butthead reference.
|Comment #41 by Jedi sy|
Thursday, June 09, 2011 @ 06:27:00 AM
Cant wait to have this one on my gamercard
|Comment #42 by II REVS II|
Thursday, June 09, 2011 @ 05:29:19 PM
IM GONNA SHUV THIS IN A ALIENS MOUTH!
|Comment #43 by vRustYv|
Friday, June 10, 2011 @ 08:59:06 AM
You get it at the very start just go to the shower room and look in the toilets and there the poo
|Comment #44 by Commander31|
Saturday, June 11, 2011 @ 09:36:57 PM
This is better than the tea bag achievement (Shadowrun Fever) in Shadowrun :D
|Comment #45 by bozie69|
Sunday, June 12, 2011 @ 09:59:02 PM
its funny throwing round the rest room leaves a bit of mess but my id thought it was great lol laughing his head off
|Comment #46 by Capt_Ron CFH 01|
Monday, June 13, 2011 @ 03:29:21 PM
There should be a poo throwing multiplayer mode.
"You wanna touch don't you?"
|Comment #47 by Percys|
Tuesday, June 14, 2011 @ 05:03:27 AM
Will nominate for best achievement :D!
Got it by mistake while i was playing around in the bathroom ^^
|Comment #48 by mmalott13|
Tuesday, June 14, 2011 @ 06:59:19 PM
eat shit and die aliens!
|Comment #49 by lornesbored|
Friday, June 17, 2011 @ 11:36:35 AM
this is such a .... shitty achievement....kekekekee
|Comment #50 by Reverned Elite|
Saturday, June 18, 2011 @ 10:43:17 AM
This is what we've been waiting 12 years for, haha
|Comment #51 by VARetribution|
Monday, June 20, 2011 @ 01:23:28 PM
So crude... yet so priceless.
|Comment #52 by fohf|
Tuesday, June 21, 2011 @ 01:50:50 PM
So basically this achievement unlocks if you play the game at all right?
|Comment #53 by KaptinKracker|
Thursday, June 23, 2011 @ 02:18:51 PM
This is why I don't look at achievement lists until after a single playthrough. This was so much funnier getting it on accident. I was going to pee and I thought I saw it saw grab so after tinkering with the analog stick I finally picked it up. It was funny as hell holding a piece of poo and throwing it even before i saw the achievement pop up.
|Comment #54 by Thursday|
Saturday, June 25, 2011 @ 11:38:31 AM
The poo-choo train!
|Comment #55 by Brandon64|
Sunday, June 26, 2011 @ 12:40:52 PM
best achievement ever!
|Comment #56 by sliceasaurus|
Tuesday, June 28, 2011 @ 05:03:18 PM
Am I the only one who noticed the "corn" in it. Lmfao
|Comment #57 by MORTAL DRAGON97|
Saturday, July 02, 2011 @ 05:00:20 AM
|Comment #58 by Jeremygc7|
Thursday, July 14, 2011 @ 01:08:22 PM
sadly did this without even realizing it was an achievement haha
|Comment #59 by thief god123|
Wednesday, July 20, 2011 @ 08:18:06 PM
|Comment #60 by IM lightning10|
Wednesday, August 03, 2011 @ 11:33:56 PM
What toilet can you find a turd?
|Comment #61 by NRGY Ranta|
Thursday, August 18, 2011 @ 02:16:35 AM
Omg! I just started playing this game and I went by a toilet at the beginning
and it said "grab" so I pressed "x" and got this as my first achivment xD
|Comment #62 by o HellHawk o|
Sunday, August 21, 2011 @ 03:30:15 PM
@#61 same thing, after the starting room with the showers theres 5 stalls the first toilets got the turd
|Comment #63 by theRedFaction|
Sunday, September 04, 2011 @ 10:16:01 PM
the reason i bought this game.... thank the lord for immaturity!
|Comment #64 by Metalhead6swild|
Monday, September 05, 2011 @ 03:03:15 AM
Best surprise achievement ever
|Comment #65 by HamsterLV|
Tuesday, October 04, 2011 @ 06:57:00 AM
Achieve of the year!
|Comment #66 by cerenshand|
Tuesday, October 04, 2011 @ 02:48:40 PM
I wish I had a monkey to throw it at
|Comment #67 by xtermiination|
Wednesday, October 05, 2011 @ 03:09:58 AM
i got this one, there's only like 5 pieces of poo in the game, but he has some funny comments when he's holding it
|Comment #68 by cerenshand|
Wednesday, October 05, 2011 @ 11:20:41 PM
|Comment #69 by Dan090770|
Monday, October 10, 2011 @ 09:52:36 PM
what a xxxx achievement :)
|Comment #70 by leeroy1980|
Friday, October 21, 2011 @ 11:44:25 AM
thanks comment 62,i had to look at 61 meaningless comments before i found some help,why do people write LOL and haha and other meaningless shit? i found 1 comment what actually helped,all th rest are shit
|Comment #71 by oli524|
Tuesday, November 29, 2011 @ 10:38:36 AM
Best Achievement Ever!
|Comment #72 by randomparadox|
Monday, December 05, 2011 @ 09:42:03 PM
Too bad there isn't an achievement for carrying the turd through the whole game.
|Comment #73 by RCMatthews93|
Monday, December 12, 2011 @ 03:04:20 AM
by Comment #43
"You get it at the very start just go to the shower room and look in the toilets and there's the poo"
Just in case people want to scroll all the way to the end to avoid the stupid ass children on here going "OMG LOOLZ BST ACHIEVMENT EVRER XDDDD." Seriously, grow up.
|Comment #74 by Bellatrixz|
Friday, March 30, 2012 @ 12:04:07 PM
The very first achievement i got in the game, lol
|Comment #75 by triplewitching|
Friday, December 21, 2012 @ 11:20:44 PM
@#73 : If you take offense to the poo humor and poo comments, might I suggest Masterpiece Theater, The Game may be more to your liking than Duke Nukem ;)
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