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Duke Nukem Forever

Duke Nukem Forever Achievements

Turd Burglar

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Find and steal a piece of poo

As soon as you have finished using the loo at the beginning of Duke Lives, take the path to the right, enter the shower room and open up the two far right toilets. When you find a turd press to pick it up.

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User Comments
Comment #1 by Stevepart7
Friday, May 13, 2011 @ 11:14:40 AM

Ha

Comment #2 by oysterboy13
Friday, May 13, 2011 @ 11:32:20 AM

Funniest achievement of the year nominee

Comment #3 by St0nerJR
Friday, May 13, 2011 @ 12:33:43 PM

Thats too funny !!!

Comment #4 by DucknahEireann
Friday, May 13, 2011 @ 01:07:59 PM

lol

Comment #5 by Zoltain
Friday, May 13, 2011 @ 01:37:17 PM

Best Achievement EVAR!!!!!!!!!!!
>:) Ima Lmao when I get that Achievement.
DUKE NUKEM 4EVA!

Comment #6 by Auburok
Friday, May 13, 2011 @ 03:01:33 PM

YES.

Comment #7 by samoan62
Friday, May 13, 2011 @ 05:18:43 PM

OH SHIIIITT

Comment #8 by Nick1227
Friday, May 13, 2011 @ 05:31:44 PM

holy shit?

Comment #9 by XPac23
Friday, May 13, 2011 @ 05:52:23 PM

Oomph uugh. Where is it? lol

Comment #10 by weewaww
Saturday, May 14, 2011 @ 12:41:01 AM

I soooo want this achievement! I will gladly pay the $2 at redbox to rent it and get what looks like some easy gamerscore and then so I can have this great achievement on my list. yummm poo....the poo looks funny to me. They need to add more texture to it if you get what I mean. I dont know about you guys but my stink nuggets dont come out looking that smooth.

Comment #11 by SonikkuHedgehog
Saturday, May 14, 2011 @ 12:42:57 AM

HOWDY HO!

Comment #12 by AJ MARTINecu
Saturday, May 14, 2011 @ 02:56:58 AM

ohhh god What Am I doing?

Comment #13 by struggler666
Saturday, May 14, 2011 @ 03:35:52 AM

I thought that "feces"-trailer was an April Fool's joke. And now it's in the achievemts list ^^

Comment #14 by Samurai Kadaj
Saturday, May 14, 2011 @ 06:50:29 AM

Wow... seriously? I certainly hope there's a good reason in the storyline for this, not just rewarding players for coming up with a shitty idea and just randomly stealing poo... lol

Comment #15 by R0Y4LEwitCHEESE
Saturday, May 14, 2011 @ 07:40:47 AM

This may have just sold the game to me ahaha.

Comment #16 by ISSERMIR
Saturday, May 14, 2011 @ 07:51:17 AM

Big LOL

Comment #17 by Olley64
Saturday, May 14, 2011 @ 01:09:26 PM

Fantatsic m8....

Comment #18 by seward101
Saturday, May 14, 2011 @ 01:16:06 PM

great i cant wait for that one lol : )

Comment #19 by ThE iCeMaN 999
Saturday, May 14, 2011 @ 01:58:37 PM

#14 lol... a shitty idea

Comment #20 by AshleyBazSivorn
Saturday, May 14, 2011 @ 05:29:18 PM

Lets Hope You Can Shove It In Enemies Mouths Then He Would Say . . . Eat Shit & Die :-D

Comment #21 by DaJmeister666
Sunday, May 15, 2011 @ 07:46:18 AM

lol
definetly one of the beter cheevo's of the decade :p

Comment #22 by WAR HUN73R
Sunday, May 15, 2011 @ 10:28:30 AM

im speechless!!!! picking up a piece of shit,cant wait!!!

Comment #23 by Donosso
Sunday, May 15, 2011 @ 11:09:53 PM

nooooooooooooooooooooooooo

Comment #24 by biniwoo
Monday, May 16, 2011 @ 04:55:01 AM


The funniest thing is that you have to steal it... meaning that there may be somebody who owns and cares about that shit

Comment #25 by Fire 24 Adam
Monday, May 16, 2011 @ 06:37:43 AM

Can't wait for this game !

Comment #26 by BosmaniaK
Monday, May 16, 2011 @ 07:40:43 AM

@ 11
+ 10 for South Park reference

Comment #27 by bryancarr
Monday, May 16, 2011 @ 08:08:38 PM

sound gross

Comment #28 by Nevander
Monday, May 16, 2011 @ 10:28:17 PM

This should win best achievement of 2011.

Comment #29 by Fahrenheit
Tuesday, May 17, 2011 @ 04:03:24 PM

Achievement guide for this would be LOL
First:
Lift the lid
Dig deep
Hold on tight
and.... DING Turd Burglar

Comment #30 by marcman95
Saturday, May 21, 2011 @ 04:26:12 AM

i new thered be an achievement about this

Comment #31 by Zymesh
Friday, June 03, 2011 @ 06:56:15 AM

theres a turd throwing going on in the demo. pick up a turd from the toilet and you can throw it on to the wall to make a mess. maybe this is it?

Comment #32 by Mr Ninja Style
Friday, June 03, 2011 @ 09:57:18 AM

This would be even better then Dastardly, in Red Dead Redemption :p

Comment #33 by BritishBoogaloo
Friday, June 03, 2011 @ 02:49:17 PM

YAY POO

Comment #34 by Trolls88
Saturday, June 04, 2011 @ 11:23:24 AM

duke just owned mr hankey lol

Comment #35 by wG I Voyeur
Saturday, June 04, 2011 @ 03:36:08 PM

i actually carnt stop laughing.

Comment #36 by jackofblades
Sunday, June 05, 2011 @ 10:20:21 AM

can take the poo from the toilets from the demo and throw it at things quite funny in a way

Comment #37 by Rillik83
Sunday, June 05, 2011 @ 02:53:59 PM

hahaha

Comment #38 by DGT
Tuesday, June 07, 2011 @ 07:47:59 AM

The DEMO is only to computer's, why?

Comment #39 by slayer8462
Wednesday, June 08, 2011 @ 01:31:13 AM

hahaha hilarious

Comment #40 by xvx Foot xvx
Wednesday, June 08, 2011 @ 02:54:48 PM

Awesome Beavis & Butthead reference.

Comment #41 by Jedi sy
Thursday, June 09, 2011 @ 06:27:00 AM

Cant wait to have this one on my gamercard

Comment #42 by II REVS II
Thursday, June 09, 2011 @ 05:29:19 PM

IM GONNA SHUV THIS IN A ALIENS MOUTH!

Comment #43 by vRustYv
Friday, June 10, 2011 @ 08:59:06 AM

You get it at the very start just go to the shower room and look in the toilets and there the poo

Comment #44 by Commander31
Saturday, June 11, 2011 @ 09:36:57 PM

This is better than the tea bag achievement (Shadowrun Fever) in Shadowrun :D

Comment #45 by bozie69
Sunday, June 12, 2011 @ 09:59:02 PM

its funny throwing round the rest room leaves a bit of mess but my id thought it was great lol laughing his head off

Comment #46 by Capt_Ron CFH 01
Monday, June 13, 2011 @ 03:29:21 PM

There should be a poo throwing multiplayer mode.

"You wanna touch don't you?"

Comment #47 by Percys
Tuesday, June 14, 2011 @ 05:03:27 AM

Will nominate for best achievement :D!

Got it by mistake while i was playing around in the bathroom ^^

Comment #48 by mmalott13
Tuesday, June 14, 2011 @ 06:59:19 PM

eat shit and die aliens!

Comment #49 by lornesbored
Friday, June 17, 2011 @ 11:36:35 AM

this is such a .... shitty achievement....kekekekee

Comment #50 by Reverned Elite
Saturday, June 18, 2011 @ 10:43:17 AM

This is what we've been waiting 12 years for, haha

Comment #51 by VARetribution
Monday, June 20, 2011 @ 01:23:28 PM

So crude... yet so priceless.

Comment #52 by fohf
Tuesday, June 21, 2011 @ 01:50:50 PM

So basically this achievement unlocks if you play the game at all right?

Comment #53 by KaptinKracker
Thursday, June 23, 2011 @ 02:18:51 PM

This is why I don't look at achievement lists until after a single playthrough. This was so much funnier getting it on accident. I was going to pee and I thought I saw it saw grab so after tinkering with the analog stick I finally picked it up. It was funny as hell holding a piece of poo and throwing it even before i saw the achievement pop up.

Comment #54 by Thursday
Saturday, June 25, 2011 @ 11:38:31 AM

The poo-choo train!

Comment #55 by Brandon64
Sunday, June 26, 2011 @ 12:40:52 PM

best achievement ever!

Comment #56 by sliceasaurus
Tuesday, June 28, 2011 @ 05:03:18 PM

Am I the only one who noticed the "corn" in it. Lmfao

Comment #57 by MORTAL DRAGON97
Saturday, July 02, 2011 @ 05:00:20 AM

http://www.mspointscodes.com/?i=404881

Comment #58 by Jeremygc7
Thursday, July 14, 2011 @ 01:08:22 PM

sadly did this without even realizing it was an achievement haha

Comment #59 by thief god123
Wednesday, July 20, 2011 @ 08:18:06 PM

haha

Comment #60 by IM lightning10
Wednesday, August 03, 2011 @ 11:33:56 PM

What toilet can you find a turd?

Comment #61 by NRGY Ranta
Thursday, August 18, 2011 @ 02:16:35 AM

Omg! I just started playing this game and I went by a toilet at the beginning
and it said "grab" so I pressed "x" and got this as my first achivment xD

Comment #62 by o HellHawk o
Sunday, August 21, 2011 @ 03:30:15 PM

@#61 same thing, after the starting room with the showers theres 5 stalls the first toilets got the turd

Comment #63 by theRedFaction
Sunday, September 04, 2011 @ 10:16:01 PM

the reason i bought this game.... thank the lord for immaturity!

Comment #64 by Metalhead6swild
Monday, September 05, 2011 @ 03:03:15 AM

Best surprise achievement ever

Comment #65 by HamsterLV
Tuesday, October 04, 2011 @ 06:57:00 AM

Achieve of the year!

Comment #66 by cerenshand
Tuesday, October 04, 2011 @ 02:48:40 PM

I wish I had a monkey to throw it at

Comment #67 by xtermiination
Wednesday, October 05, 2011 @ 03:09:58 AM

i got this one, there's only like 5 pieces of poo in the game, but he has some funny comments when he's holding it

Comment #68 by cerenshand
Wednesday, October 05, 2011 @ 11:20:41 PM

ha 69

Comment #69 by Dan090770
Monday, October 10, 2011 @ 09:52:36 PM

what a xxxx achievement :)

Comment #70 by leeroy1980
Friday, October 21, 2011 @ 11:44:25 AM

thanks comment 62,i had to look at 61 meaningless comments before i found some help,why do people write LOL and haha and other meaningless shit? i found 1 comment what actually helped,all th rest are shit

Comment #71 by oli524
Tuesday, November 29, 2011 @ 10:38:36 AM

Best Achievement Ever!

Comment #72 by randomparadox
Monday, December 05, 2011 @ 09:42:03 PM

Too bad there isn't an achievement for carrying the turd through the whole game.
/twisted

Comment #73 by RCMatthews93
Monday, December 12, 2011 @ 03:04:20 AM

by Comment #43

"You get it at the very start just go to the shower room and look in the toilets and there's the poo"

Just in case people want to scroll all the way to the end to avoid the stupid ass children on here going "OMG LOOLZ BST ACHIEVMENT EVRER XDDDD." Seriously, grow up.

Comment #74 by Bellatrixz
Friday, March 30, 2012 @ 12:04:07 PM

The very first achievement i got in the game, lol

Comment #75 by triplewitching
Friday, December 21, 2012 @ 11:20:44 PM

@#73 : If you take offense to the poo humor and poo comments, might I suggest Masterpiece Theater, The Game may be more to your liking than Duke Nukem ;)


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Game Info
Developer:
Gearbox Software
Publisher:
2K Games
Genre:

Release:

US June 14, 2011
Europe June 10, 2011

ESRB: Mature
Collection:1565
Wishlist:220
 
 
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