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Saints Row: The Third

Saints Row: The Third Achievements

Your Backseat Smells Funny

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Complete all instances of Escort.

Instances: 3 Escort, 3 Tiger Escort

There are two variations of this activity: either you're chauffeuring around a prostitute who is doing her job in the backseat or you're chauffeuring around an angry tiger. Either way your goal is to stay away from the pursuing news/animal control vans to avoid filling the Footage/Rage Meter, while slowly filling the Pleasure/Courage Meter.

In the prostitute variation you will also be asked to perform a variety of other tasks such as powerslides, near misses, driving into oncoming traffic, etc. You may also be asked to kill someone, in which case you should run them over and not shoot them, because shooting them will lower the Pleasure Meter. The meter stops going up until these extra tasks are performed.

In the tiger variation you will have to maintain speed and avoid hitting things, and that's basically it. Going slow angers the tiger as does hitting things, which will cause the tiger to swipe at you causing you to temporarily lose control of the vehicle. You can perform a powerslide to calm him down as well.

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Comment #1 by Restricted-Access
Wednesday, September 28, 2011 @ 05:26:52 PM

Ahh... I remember when I used to own a car with a back seat that did NOT have that factory-new smell (it was my fault... and hers, and her, and her, and her, too - not all at the same time, though)! LOL

Comment #2 by Restricted-Access
Wednesday, September 28, 2011 @ 05:28:13 PM

oops.. hers=her's (didn't strike that key hard enough)

Comment #3 by Nero Angelo GR
Thursday, September 29, 2011 @ 05:59:37 PM

hahaha the achievement's title is awesome! i remember it was hard as a boner to
complete both escorts in SR2

Comment #4 by undeaddanny4
Friday, October 14, 2011 @ 11:49:08 PM

I think escort missions are fairly easy compared to most activities.
P.S funny name!!!

Comment #5 by JaRizzz
Sunday, November 20, 2011 @ 06:30:18 PM

the Tiger ones suck I hate the Tiger and wish I could shoot it.

Comment #6 by Keirkins
Saturday, December 24, 2011 @ 08:05:47 AM

The only escort mission which took me a few tries was the "hard" one at the airport (no pun intended). It really sucked....damn vans powersliding in front of me on the freeway!

Comment #7 by HVAC Techie
Thursday, December 29, 2011 @ 02:58:48 PM

Yeah I'm still trying to complete the Hard one in the New Colvin district...that one really is a pain. Driving to the XXX Theater, the Brothel, Kill the target, powerslide, get air time; and more. All this crazy useless crap while trying to avoid persistent wankers in vans.

Comment #8 by frankthachamp
Thursday, March 01, 2012 @ 03:03:22 AM

Did not get that one yet but looking for it.
One of the greatest achievement name ever !

Comment #9 by Sm0keytrip0d
Monday, April 30, 2012 @ 05:26:08 PM

why couldnt these all be tiger escorts? they're so much easier :/

Comment #10 by Lou Evil
Saturday, June 09, 2012 @ 06:24:10 PM

FUCK THESE DUMBASS MOTHERFUCKING COCKSUCKING BULLSHIT FAGGOT ESCORT ACTIVITIES!!!! BUMPER-TO-BUMPER TRAFFIC ON EVERY FUCKING STREET? ENTIRE ARMIES OF NEWS VANS THAT TRAVEL FASTER THAN ANY OTHER VEHICLE IN THE GAME?? RANDOM CARS CHASING YOU DOWN AND FLIPPING YOU ONTO YOUR ROOF??? CLIENTS WANT YOU TO TAKE THEM TO RANDOM OUT-OF-THE-WAY PLACES FOR JUST A SLIVER OF "PLEASURE"???? CLIENTS WANT YOU TO KILL SOMEONE WHO IS STANDING IN THE CENTER OF A SEA OF NEWS VANS AND YOU CANT EXIT THE FUCKING CAR????? "STOP THE CAR FOR 5 SECONDS"??????? WHO THE FUCK IS THE DUMB FUCKING ASSWIPE THAT CAME UP WITH THIS SHIT?? I HOPE EVERYTHING HE LOVES IN THIS WORLD IS VIOLENTLY TAKEN FROM HIM FOR PUTTING THIS RETARDED BULLSHIT IN THIS GAME!!!!!! HOW THE FUCK CAN THESE LIGHTNING-FAST NEWS VANS TAKE ALL THIS FOOTA

Comment #11 by Lou Evil
Saturday, June 09, 2012 @ 06:28:23 PM

(cont.) FOOTAGE WHEN MY MOTHERFUCKING WINDOWS ARE TINTED PITCH-FUCKING-BLACK???? FUCK THESE LAME ASS BULLSHIT ACTIVITIES, AND FUCK - THIS - LAME ASS BULLSHIT FAGGY GAME! GTA V GTA V GTA V GTA V GTA V GTA V GTA V GTA V GTA V GTA V!!!!!

Comment #12 by Wrothgar
Wednesday, August 15, 2012 @ 05:03:53 PM

One of the Tiger Escort missions won't finish. I'm stuck with a full Courage bar and nothing.

Comment #13 by Wrothgar
Wednesday, August 15, 2012 @ 08:31:04 PM

Fixed my issue. Had to shut the Xbox off, turn it back on and replay the mission. Wouldn't work if I reloaded my save, had to shut the system off.

Comment #14 by droogie813
Sunday, December 09, 2012 @ 05:20:25 PM

Looks like Lou Evil is a little butthurt...

but yeah, I totally agree. The hard mission is total bullshit.

Comment #15 by CptRexKramer
Saturday, June 07, 2014 @ 02:14:12 PM

Yeah, this is the last achievement I have to get, and it's downright ridiculous. I've even lowered the difficulty down to casual and it's STILL and pain in the a**. Just keep on trying.

Comment #16 by CptRexKramer
Saturday, June 07, 2014 @ 02:37:35 PM

Ok, finally got the hard Escort mission by the airport. I think one of the tricks is to CONSTANTLY turn down different streets. Don't stay on one street for too long. I had no problem with the vans following me; it was always the ones that appeared out of nowhere in front that always got me. Also, if the client asks to stop for a few seconds, stop in the tunnel that's towards the south (It's the only one on that island.). The news vans don't seem to follow in there. I stopped for well over the 5 seconds that was asked, and the van blips on the radar just sat a waited until I started moving again. Hope this helps.


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Developer:
Volition
Publisher:
THQ
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Release:

US November 15, 2011
Europe November 18, 2011

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