Guide By: koopakiller64, killergp123
There are 80 achievements with a total of 1300 points.
Genki Bowl VII
Gangstas In Space
Trouble With Clones
There are 3 main missions with 6 missable achievements. None of the achievements are difficult however. Make sure you create a separate save at the start of each mission to avoid having to replay the DLC. These achievements are B.A.M.F., Public Enemy #1, Sting Operation, Supaa-Excellent, Send in the Clones, and The Johnnyguard. Eye of the Bee-Holder can also be considered missable, but you are almost forced to use the Swarmitron to complete the mission. You end up hitting over a 100 fans with it. If you are trigger happy especially when you have unlimited ammo then most of these should unlock naturally.
If you made separate saves at the beginning of each level, then getting the missable achievements won’t be too difficult to do. Just follow the achievement guide. If not then you will need to restart the DLC.
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|Complete 'When Good Heists...'.||(23)|
Unlocked after completing Act 1 mission When Good Heists Go Bad.
|The Welcome Wagon||15|
|Complete 'I'm Free - Free Falling'.||(15)|
Unlocked after completing Act 1 mission I'm Free - Free Falling.
|We're Takin' Over||20|
|Complete 'We've Only Just Begun'.||(8)|
Unlocked after completing Act 1 mission We've Only Just Begun.
|Complete Act 1 in one way.||(13)|
See Kuh, Boom.
|Complete Act 1 in another way.||(22)|
At the end of the Act 1 finale, The Belgian Problem, you will be given the option to blow up the building or defuse the bomb. Blowing up the building rewards you with a permanent 10% respect bonus and this achievement, while defusing the bomb rewards you with a permanent 10% cash bonus and the Tower Defense achievement.
|Gotta Break Em In||25|
|Complete 'The Ho Boat'.||(37)|
Unlocked after completing Act 2 mission The Ho Boat.
|I Heart Nyte Blayde||25|
|Complete 'STAG Party'.||(18)|
Unlocked after completing Act 2 mission STAG Party.
Unlocked after completing Act 2 mission http://deckers.die.
|Complete Act 2.||(8)|
Unlocked after completing the Act 2 finale, My Name is Cyrus Temple.
|Once Bitten... Braaaaaaains||25|
|Complete 'Zombie Attack'.||(18)|
Unlocked after completing Act 3 mission Zombie Attack.
|Complete 'Murderbrawl XXXI'.||(7)|
Unlocked after completing Act 3 mission Murderbrawl XXXI.
|Mr. Fury Would Be Proud||30|
|Complete Act 3 in one way.||(33)|
See Gangstas... In Space!
|Gangstas... In Space!||30|
|Complete Act 3 in another way.||(30)|
At the end of the mission Three Way you will have to decide to save Shaundi and let Killbane escape or kill Killbane and let Shaundi die. You will unlock this achievement if you save Shaundi then complete the mission Gangstas in Space, and you will unlock Mr. Fury Would Be Proud if you kill Killbane then complete the mission STAG Film.
|Hanging With Mr. Pierce||25|
|Complete all City Takeover gameplay in the Downtown district.||(13)|
See Bright Lights, Big City
|Complete all City Takeover gameplay in the New Colvin district.||(4)|
See Bright Lights, Big City
|Hack the Planet||25|
|Complete all City Takeover gameplay in the Stanfield district.||(8)|
See Bright Lights, Big City
|You're the Best...||25|
|Complete all City Takeover gameplay in the Carver Island district.||(10)|
See Bright Lights, Big City
|Bright Lights, Big City||80|
|Complete all City Takeover gameplay in the entire city of Steelport.||(29)|
In order to take over the entire city of Steelport, you must:
|Complete all instances of Insurance Fraud.||(12)|
You should also try driving at a vehicle head on while in a light vehicle. You will likely get ejected from the vehicle, scoring good points while also working on the Windshield Cannon challenge.
|Tune In, Drop Off||20|
|Complete all instances of Trafficking.||(5)|
In this activity your job is to defend your homie while he drives around to make deals at set locations while you have cops and gangs after you. While your homie is driving, try to kill the driver of cars chasing you to get them off of your tail. When you make it to a destination, get out and stay close to your homie. This becomes very easy once you have upgraded your weapons, and especially if you are invincible and have infinite ammo.
|And Boom Goes the Dynamite||20|
|Complete all instances of Heli Assault.||(13)|
In this activity you have to defend one of your homies as they drive to set locations, this time while piloting a helicopter. Pay attention to your mini-map and kill every enemy that appears. You should us the mini-gun primarily, shooting rockets only when you are locked-on to an enemy.
|Fence Killa 2011||20|
|Complete all instances of Mayhem.||(21)|
In this activity you have to rack up a certain amount of points by causing as much damage as possible. You will usually be given an RPG with infinite ammo, if not then infinite frag grenades, so spam that sucker to your heart’s content. Fences, trash cans, and other small items are your best friend - they don't give much money individually, but they increase your multiplier (and thus your money) insanely fast.
|Your Backseat Smells Funny||20|
|Complete all instances of Escort.||(16)|
Instances: 3 Escort, 3 Tiger Escort
There are two variations of this activity: either you're chauffeuring around a prostitute who is doing her job in the backseat or you're chauffeuring around an angry tiger. Either way your goal is to stay away from the pursuing news/animal control vans to avoid filling the Footage/Rage Meter, while slowly filling the Pleasure/Courage Meter.
|Double Dose of Pimping||20|
|Complete all instances of Snatch.||(12)|
In this activity your job is to drive around, pick up some prostitutes, and drive them to a select destination. The prostitutes are usually guarded by gang members so you will have to deal with them first before you call the prostitutes to your vehicle. Quickly dispatch the gang members in order to call the prostitutes to your car by pushing . Drive fast and use a four door car so you can recruit up to three at a time. The drop off point will be insanity, so just smash your way through. Once they are out of your car they are counted as collected, so get out of there.
|Complete all instances of Trail Blazing.||(20)|
Instances: 3 Trail Blazing, 3 Cyber Blazing
There are two variations of this activity: either you're driving an ignited ATV through the city or a motorcycle through a Tron-like tube. Either way the goal is to make it through all the checkpoints before time runs out. In the ATV, you get additional time for all the civilians and vehicles you hit, and on the chopper you get additional time for driving through the blue tanks. For trail blazing just go as fast as you can, and take advantage of nitrous in all vehicles if you have it. For Cyber Blazing just avoid the firewalls.
|Go Into the Light||20|
|Complete all instances of Guardian Angel.||(10)|
In this activity your job is to, yet again, defend your homie as they move to a set location. There are two parts: while your homie is driving, you are following in a chopper and you have to blow up all the pursuing vehicles. The angle sucks at times but this is still pretty simple, especially if you have homing rockets. Once your homie stops and gets out of the car you are sniping from a nearby building. If you’re having trouble sniping the targets, put 7-8 sniper bullets in their cars to quickly blow up their vehicle before they even get out.
|Tank You Very Much||20|
|Complete all instances of Tank Mayhem.||(6)|
Like normal Mayhem, the goal is to destroy absolutely everything, this time while in a tank. Fences, trash cans, and other small items are still the great for increasing your multiplier, but your main priority here is the people or vehicles marked in red, which give a tonne of points. This is a very easy activity.
|Have A Reality Climax||20|
|Complete all instances of Professor Genki's Super Ethical Reality Climax.||(36)|
In this activity, you are forced to run through a deadly obstacle course filled with fire and electric traps, gun wielding mascots, ethical power-ups, and the occasional Brute. While running through these courses, pay attention to the point counter in the top left corner. When the total money you have is more than the total amount that is needed, you can run straight through the course, only stopping to avoid traps and kill mascots that stand in your way. In order to run through these activities quickly, you can rack up a high amount of points in the first couple of rooms by headshotting every mascot, shooting every ethical power-up, and avoiding every trap. This is a very simple activity once you are invincible as the only thing you have to worry about is the electricity slowing you down.
|Everything is Permitted||10|
|Kill all of the hitman Assassination targets.||(61)|
To access the Assassination targets bring up your phone, click Saintsbook, and then Assassination. The game will lead you to a certain area where you have to perform a task in order for them to show up. There are 36 targets.
For these targets, you will want what is required before heading to the destination.
|Steal and deliver all Vehicle Theft targets.||(40)|
To access the Vehicle Theft missions bring up your phone, click Saintsbook, and then Vehicle Theft. These missions involve you driving to a certain area and looking for a certain vehicle. If you drive around the area, you will see the vehicle icon appear on your mini-map telling you exactly where the vehicle you need is. Once you hijack the vehicle, you need to drive back to a certain point while police and gang members chase you down. This is very easy to do if you use notoriety wipe (or mayor's forgiveness) after getting in the vehicle. It is really only needed for the slower vehicles, but if you want to use it for all then you can do so easily by saving, quitting, and restarting the game and they will be available again without having to wait.
|Getting the Goods||10|
|Find 25% of all Collectibles.||(4)|
See Life of the Party
|Life of the Party||20|
|Find 100% of all Collectibles.||(48)|
There are a total of 80 collectibles. When you reach Level 20 in Respect you can buy the Collectible Finder for $49,500 from the Upgrade section of your phone. The Collectible Finder will allow you to see every collectible, but only through your mini-map. However, if a collectible appears on your mini-map and you don't pick it up, you'll be able to see it on your main map. It is best to purchase this upgrade early so you will have all collectibles on your map by the time you are finished doing the Activities and Challenges.
|Shake and Bake||10|
|Complete your first Challenge.||(5)|
See You're My Hero!
|You're My Hero!||30|
|Complete ALL Challenges.||(148)|
There are 41 challenges in total. Each challenge is relatively easy, but doing them all will take some time.
|Ow My Balls!||10|
|Do your first nutshot AND testicle assault.||(37)|
Nutshot: Kill an enemy by firing the final shot into the crotch of a male gang member.
|Play for at least 2 hours as a male character AND 2 hours as a female character.||(32)|
You do not have to make different saves for this, just go to Image as Designed and change your sex there. Since you have to play for 30 hours anyway, just change your sex before doing something like finding all the collectibles, and change back later if you're bothered.
|Hijack 50 vehicles - Dukes style.||(16)|
In order to hijack a vehicle a vehicle Dukes style, run at a vehicle with and push . You can check your progress by going to your cell phone, clicking extras, and then stats.
|Taunt AND/OR Compliment 50 gang members.||(61)|
To taunt or compliment, push or respectively. You can taunt your own gang members, but it will only count towards the achievement not the challenge. You can go into the Saint's HQ, taunt everyone, go upstairs to the bar area and head back downstairs so everyone is different. You cannot repeatedly taunt the same gang members so you need to keep finding different ones.
|Gellin' Like Magellan||20|
|Explore every hood in Steelport.||(4)|
You will get this just driving around and doing missions, but if you want to get it quickly, just drive through each different hood on all the islands. Flying through them work as well.
|Who Loves Ya Baby||10|
|Kill 50 brutes.||(16)|
Brutes are the enemies that look like the character Oleg. There are four different types of Brutes: Flamethrower Brutes, Grenade launcher Brutes, the mini-gun Brute, and the regular melee Brute. An easy way to get this to to take an aerial vehicle such as the F-69 VTOL and raising your gang notoriety by shooting every gang member you see. The gang will start sending in Brutes and can't touch you since you're in a hover jet. Continue shooting them for the achievement and they'll keep showing up.
|A Better Person||15|
|Buy your first Upgrade from the Upgrade Store.||(9)|
The Upgrade Store is accessed by bringing up your cell phone and clicking Upgrades. Each upgrade is unlocked when you earn a certain amount of Respect or completing story missions. For this achievement you only have to purchase one upgrade.
|Haters Gonna Hate||15|
|Kill 1000 Gang Members.||(9)|
As the achievement description says: kill 1000 gang members. The three types of gang members are:
Each gang member will appear as a red dot on your mini-map. Just don’t confuse them with police officers. This achievement will come naturally playing through the game.
|Fully upgrade one Weapon in each slot.||(20)|
Go to Friendly Fire to upgrade your weapons. Level 4 is fully upgraded for everything except melee which is level 2. You have to have a weapon from each category (Melee, Pistols, SMG, Shotguns, Rifles, Explosives, Special, and grenade) upgraded.
|Pimped Out Pad||10|
|Upgrade one Stronghold to its full glory.||(11)|
Strongholds are awarded while playing through the Story Missions. The three strongholds that can be upgraded are the 3 Count, Safeword, and Reactor. Each stronghold can be upgraded to level 2, but the cheapest one is the Safeword. The first Upgrade costs $20,000 and the second costs $40,000.
|Flash the Pan||10|
|Destroy all Gang Operations in Steelport.||(14)|
The Gang Operations are represented by an icon of a fist. After completing a Gang Operation, you can see that portions of your map have turned from grey to purple.
|Third and 30||40|
|Spend over 30 hours in Steelport.||(55)|
Play the game for 30 hours. If you're going for everything else this will come naturally.
|Create and share a character online.||(58)|
This achievement is no longer obtainable due to issues with the related website
Note: You need to have both an Xbox Live Gold membership and a THQ account for this.
Begin by going to any clothing store and pushing . Click on 'Character Gallery' towards the bottom of the list and you will be asked to log in to your THQ account. Once you log in, click on 'Upload' and once it's finished leave the store.
|Opulence, You Has It||20|
|Complete 'Party Time'.||(11)|
Unlocked after completing Act 1 mission Party Time.
|Stay Classy Steelport||10|
|Kill 25 Gang Members each with 'the Penetrator' AND the Fart in a Jar.||(66)|
The Penetrator can be bought at any Friendly Fire store. It is a melee weapon and looks like a giant purple dildo. This weapon is also awarded to you during the story missions. The Fart in a Jar is obtained by going into a Friendly Fire store and upgrading the Flashbang to its max level.
|The American Dream||10|
|Customize 10 vehicles.||(11)|
You can customize nearly all the vehicles the game at Rim Jobs. Park the car in the Garage and push . Change the color of the vehicle and save it. Leave Rim Jobs, hijack a vehicle close by, and repeat. Each vehicle that you customize must be different. When you enter the car a pop up will appear that says what kind of car you are driving.
|DLC: Genkibowl VII|
|Price: $6.99 USD Achievements: 10 Points: 100|
|Cooked To Perfection||10|
|Roast 50 peds with the car’s flamethrower (in a single instance of Super Ethical PR Opportunity).||(12)|
When you start the instance, instead of picking up Genki drive the opposite way that way you won't have anything to fill your Annoyance meter. To actually get this achievement run over pedestrians until flames show up on the bottome of your screen. You can now roast people with your flamethrower (The fuel meter is the lights on the back of your car)
NOTE: You have infinite time, so there is no rush.
|Get off My Back||5|
|Destroy 5 chase vehicles (in a single instance of Super Ethical PR Opportunity).||(3)|
This time you need to pick up Genki otherwise the fans and news vans will not appear. Also the fans and news vans will stop spawning if you fill the Pleasure meter. I recommend charging up your flamethrower and just unload on any vehicle that has a big circle around it on your radar.
|Stick the Landing||5|
|Land on Magarac Island (in Sad Panda Skyblazing).||(2)|
Choose the Easy version of the Sad Panda Skyblazing activity, and just follow the rings to the end, you won't beat the level based on score, but if you land in the circle on the island the achievement will unlock.
|Cat on a Hot Tin Roof||10|
|Kill all of the rooftop mascots (in a single instance of Sad Panda Skyblazing).||(20)|
This is the hardest achievement you wil run into in the DLC. You have to kill every mascot in the activity by going building to building.
|Fly through all of the rings (in a single instance of Sad Panda Skyblazing).||(8)|
Concentrate on just the rings, you won't pass the level because your score will be too low, but the achievement will still unlock.
|Throw 5 mascots into the water (in a single instance of Apocalypse Genki).||(27)|
This can be done at any pool of water in any Apocalypse Genki instance, but I recommend the one on the west island. Once you start it up you will see a mascot eaten and Water Bear image will show on your screen, this is the image we are looking for for each mascot in the water. You can pick the mascots up and throw them in, or just run into the first pool while holding onto a mascot. Once you see Water Bear image show 5 times the achievement should unlock.
|Murder in the Jungle||10|
|Finish both instances of Apocalypse Genki.||(1)|
Finish both instances of Apocalypse Genki. You don't have to destroy everything, once you get enough cash to open the exit door go through it.
|Storm the Yarn||10|
|Destroy a mouse ATV during Sexy Kitten Yarngasm.||(5)|
Look for an ATV with the head and tail of a mouse, run it over or kill it with your blast()
Note: The ATVs will only spawn once per instance start, so if you miss them restart the activity.
|Cause $150,000 worth of damage in a single Sexy Kitten Yarngasm combo.||(17)|
I recommend the Medium difficulty instance for this one. Roll off the building and take out the 2 cars and continue until you get your Blast unlocked. Continue following the path of mayhem destroying everything you can, and whenever you are getting close to losing your combo use a blast by hitting if you are near vehicles, or even newspaper boxes.
|Genki Bowl Champ||20|
|Complete all activity instances in Genki Bowl VII.||(10)|
There are 8 activities you have to pass to get this achievement There are only 4 types, as there are 2 instances per type.
|DLC: Gangstas in Space|
|Price: $6.99 USD Achievements: 10 Points: 100|
|Complete all missions for Gangstas in Space.||(40)|
You get this one for completing all 3 missions:
|Do a Barrel Roll!||10|
|Perform all vehicle stunts with the Aegean.||(11)|
While you are flying, the director will order you to do three stunts.
The stunts are:
|Revenge of the Navigator||10|
|Destroy 10 enemy spacecraft with the Aegean while filming.||(8)|
When you are in the spaceship uploading viruses, make sure you shoot down 10 enemy space craft during this. Ther are three areas you need to upload the virus at, so if you don't get it at the first area, don't be concerned.
|Kill 7 Space Amazons with melee attacks.||(3)|
Space Amazons look like the creatures from Avatar except in space suits. You have to kill 7 of them with melee by pressing the or equipping your fists and using and .
|Pew! Pew! Pew!||10|
|Kill 35 Space Amazons with the Laser Pistol.||(3)|
In order to get this one you have to kill 35 of the Avatar like creatures with only the laser pistol. If you haven't gotten this by the time you get the laser SMG, swap back to your pistol and continue using that until you do.
|Lights! Camera! Action!||5|
|Collect all 6 hidden clapboards.||(13)|
There are 6 clapboards total to find in this mission. There are 2 per backstage set you go onto.
Backstage Area 1:
1. Just in front of the crushed plane.
Backstage Area 2:
3. After you exit the scene, there's a bed room set directly in front of you. Go to the bed and turn left and you will see it.
4. This is the tricky one, I missed it the 1st time.. When they talk about Prof. Genki you will see a wrestling ring with 2 huge boxes & a sofa. The clapboard is behind the box with a big pink question mark. Press jump to enter the ring to take it.
Backstage Area 3:
5. After you run out of the scene and you will see some replacements of your homie. Go further, you will see a place that looks like Zimo's crib, the clapboard is in the kitchen.
6. After you take the 5th clapboard, turn right and you will see a huge robot, the last one is just behind it.
|Kill Space Brutina.||(5)|
When the mission to kill Space Brutina (a female version of the brute) comes up, there will be a marker of where she is, so go do what you do best...eliminate her.
|Kill 15 cameramen.||(5)|
Throughout this level there are cameramen all around and you have to kill 15 of them. While there are lots more than 15, I recommend taking your time and seeking them out so you don't have a chance to miss this achievement.
|Destroy all enemy spacecraft during the chase scene.||(9)|
Once you get in the bulldog (The military humvee looking vehicle with turret) you will start being chased by flying vehicles. Shoot down all the spaceships you see to get this achievement.
|I Do My Own Stunts||5|
|Land on the Parachute Target during the rescue scene.||(13)|
After the director hates the first take, he will make you do a second in which you parachute in and have to land in the target. If you miss the target, you can retry latest checkpoint as it will be when you are in the helicopter ready to jump.
|DLC: The Trouble With Clones|
|Price: $6.99 USD Achievements: 10 Points: 100|
|Defeat 15 enemies at Technically Legal using only melee attacks.||(22)|
Note: Do not take any homies with you as they will make it harder to get 15 melee kills. You must remain inside Technically Legal and melee 15 enemies. It can be done with a Penetrator or Chainsaw as well.
|Public Enemy #1||10|
|Destroy 45 Police and Swat Vehicles while protecting Jimmy's car.||(2)|
During the first mission (Weird Science) you are given a rocket launcher and need to protect Jimmy's car. Start unloading on any cars, trucks, and helicopters you see!
|Complete mission 'Weird Science'.||(1)|
Complete the first mission named Weird Science.
|Eye of the Bee-Holder||10|
|Spray 25 rabid fans with the Swarmitron.||(2)|
During the second mission (Tour de Farce) you will be given the Swarmitron, so start spraying fans with it.
|Destroy 5 Steelport Guard vehicles during mission 'Tour de Farce'.||(1)|
After you protected the stage in te second mission (Tour de Farce) you will have to take down 5 helicopters. Your rocket launcher will once again be your best friend.
|Tour de Farce||10|
|Complete mission 'Tour de Farce'.||(1)|
Complete the second mission named Tour de Farce.
|Shoot down a helicopter with a Saints Flow fireball.||(5)|
As soon as the third mission starts, you will see a helicopter in front of you, so hit to make it go down in flames.
|Send in the Clones||5|
|Kill a Brute using only melee damage while under the influence of Saints Flow.||(1)|
While battling the Morningstar, they will send in minigun toting Brutes Just run up and melee one of them to get this achievement (it's quicker than using fireballs).
|Prevent Johnny Tag from taking damage on the Magarac Bridge.||(25)|
You will have to take out Jeeps, Snipers, and Helicopters without Johnny taking any damage. When you are destroying the helicopters, don't wait for a lock on instead fire it and guide the rocket to the helicopter. If you see Johnny take any damage you can restart from checkpoint otherwise if you finish the mission you must restart from the first mission.
|My Pet, Monster||20|
|Complete all missions for "The Trouble With Clones..."||(8)|
Complete all 3 missions in the DLC and this achievement is yours.
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