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X360A's Achievement Awards 2011 - The Best, Worst, Hardest & Easiest Achievements of the Year

X360A's Achievement Awards 2011 - The Best, Worst, Hardest & Easiest Achievements of the Year

Written Wednesday, February 08, 2012 By Dan Webb
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In website years, X360A turns 6 today… In human years, that’s like turning 30… It’s an age that creeps up on you from out of nowhere, an age that makes you reflect on everything you’ve accomplished/failed to accomplish in your lifetime, an age where on your birthday you want to do nothing but get blind drunk and look backwards as opposed to forwards – we’ll look forward tomorrow, dammit! Unfortunately for us… or should I say, fortunately, we’ve got an awards show to do first and so the hangover can wait. Ladies and gents, welcome to the sixth annual Achievement Awards – a one of a kind awards show where we give achievements to achievements. Funky, huh?

If you’re unaware of the Achievement Awards here at X360A, fear not. It’s a simple concept and unlike a season of 24, you don’t need to watch the preceding seasons before this one to feel like you even know the half of what’s going on. Basically, in our annual Achievement Awards we unveil our easiest and hardest games of the year in terms of achievements, before getting into the meat of the show, and that’s “rewarding” the worst and best of the year from the achievement world. So expect extra kudos for creativity, originality and more importantly, effort!

A couple of housekeeping notes here first as always: for the most part, the winners came from your nominations which you put forward in the nomination stage that took place throughout January – and of course, with our expert knowledge. Yes we’re experts. Well, at least we'd like to think that we are. Secondly, the final nomination counts played no part in choosing the winner – that was adjudicated by our lovely staff members. Finally, the games must have come out in 2011, so all those people nominating games from 2010 and even 2009, can we get a collective sigh, please? Thank-you.

Despite teasing a new Kinect category last year, we decided that there weren’t really enough games to make it interesting so that one stayed on the cutting room floor, as was the case with the Windows Phone 7 – the nominations stage threw up 4 games for both easiest and hardest, so the demand obviously isn’t there. No new categories this year then, and so like that, we move on with the show!

Easiest Individual Achievement

Never has the ‘Easiest Individual Achievement’ category been so hard to call, in fact, it was that hard this year that it was a coin flip as to who took home the award – and we use the word “award” loosely in this context. Of the 4 games we whittled it down to, three of those actually gave you an achievement for just starting the game – Modern Warfare 3, Shadows of the Damned and Rise of Nightmares. The other, Gears of War 3’s ‘Welcome to the Big Leagues’ achievement actually depended on whether you’d played the previous Gears games. If you had, that was the easiest, but taking it on this game alone – and because it was a glitchy son of a bitch – we decided to let the other three duke it out. Because Modern Warfare 3 took home nothing in our Game of the Year awards this year, we decided to award it to its ‘Back in the Fight’ achievement for starting the campaign on any difficulty. Oh, and it was the most popular amongst you folks too, if that’s any consolation.

 

Winner: Modern Warfare 3 - 'Back in the Fight'

 

Easiest Action 1,000

There’s definitely a trend with the three games that fought it out for the top spot for the ‘Easiest Action 1000’ category this year. Let’s see whether you can pick up on it... The three games were: Captain America: Super Soldier, X-Men Destiny, and Green Lantern: Rise of the Manhunters. Yes, they all involved masses and masses of spandex, although, we’re not sure that’s entirely true with the Green Lanterns, but hey, it looks like spandex. Oh, and they’re all movie-tie-ins, of course. Well, come on, the crappy movie-tie-ins – that we at X360A Towers like to call the 20th century’s true definition of shovelware – are hardly going to sell otherwise, are they? Have you played them!? Exactly! Congrats to X-Men Destiny then for making easy achievements its biggest selling point. We’re not sure whether we should laugh or cry at that.

 

Winner: X-Men Destiny

 

Easiest Racing 1,000

We’ll be honest… We had to do our research on this category after so many of you out there in Internet Land nominated a racer called Mayhem for the ‘Easiest Racing 1000.’ Us over here in the UK…we’d never heard of it. That’s probably because it was a North American-only title and the rest of the world missed out on a considerably easy 1000 Gamerscore. It was a pretty close fight at the top and Cars 2 nearly nipped it at the post, but Mayhem (or Mayhem 3D as it’s also called) finished strongly. What’s that? 5 hours or so for a cool 1000 Gs? Can’t complain! You better get importing folks, as this badboy is region free.

 

Winner: Mayhem

 

Easiest RPG 1,000

“Easy” and “RPG” rarely go together in the same sentence, but this year, it appears as if they may for once. It’s an award this year that despite being outgunned in the nominations stage by The Elder Scrolls V: Skyrim by 4 to 1 votes, was actually an easy decision for us to overturn. How did we come to this conclusion against the will of the masses? Simple, we applied the math of “How bloody long does it take to grab all those pesky cheevos?” While Skyrim was simple as heck for grabbing 1000 Gs – even with the Daedric artefact achievement – and took only around 80 hours if you went hell for leather, it was no match for Dead Island’s 50 hours. Neither of those was a match for the eventual winner though – Divinity 2: The Dragon Knight Saga – which takes a mere 25 hours to grab all of the achievements. By using our superior math skills – and by superior, we mean compared to a snail – we worked out that 25 was both less than 50 AND 80. Crazy, right? Yes! But they're easy RPG cheevos, so it’s a win-win for you guys and gals.

 

Winner: Divinity 2: The Dragon Knight Saga

 

Easiest Shooter 1,000

Shooters are the games industry’s bread-and-butter these days, and it seems that every other title that hits our shelves has us looking down the scope of a gun and strategically placing a bullet between the eyes of the bad guy. What that says about the mental state of our gamers and those that buy into the whole shooter genre, we’re not quite sure yet. The Daily Mail would probably insinuate that we’re breeding a generation of killers or something, but that’s what the uneducated scaremongers would say, right? Us? We don’t care, as long as we’re getting achievements, and in 2011 there were some easy shooter points up for grabs. None quite as easy as Modern Warfare 3 and Brink’s achievements though, and it must be said, it was a close fight to the finish, but only one could win. The fact that you needed to grab a co-op buddy and get knee deep in Spec Ops whilst also whizzing through veteran set the bar too high for MW3 against Brink and its ‘grab-them-in-a-day’ achievements. The result: Brink was easier than any other shooter out there in 2011 and thus takes home the award.

 

Winner: Brink

 

Easiest Sporting 1,000

Achievements in sports games generally fall into one of two categories: insanely time consuming or tricky; or incredibly easy. There is no middle ground here and 2011 is no different – and yes, we do like to make sweeping statements. That’s what we’re good at. No, that’s what we’re the best in the world at!

Surprisingly, kicking it at the top of tree with Madden 12 this year are two Kinect titles: Michael Phelps: Push The Limit and Kinect Sports: Season Two. Why do we say surprisingly? Simple, because Kinect games have become something of a tricky genre for gamers to grab a glut of achievements from, but 2011 tried to change that. And that it did. Despite the best efforts of those two games though, none could topple Madden 12 and its ten-hour achievement list from the top of the pile. That makes Madden a third time winner in this category out of six years, with Backyard Sports just behind them with two of those wins. Hmmm, we’re beginning to see a bit of a trend here. Incidentally, the other winner was NBA 2K6 from our very first awards piece.

Winner: Madden 12

 

Easiest Arcade 200

Believe it or not, arcade games, despite their low Gamerscore values, can actually be a lot more time consuming than their retail counterparts - on a points-to-time ratio, that is. However, there are the odd occasions when that is complete bull-honky. 2011 was one of those times and the fact that Battle: Los Angeles (circa 3 hours) and Who Wants To Be A Millionaire (1-2 hours) took longer than our winner to get all 200 points, should surely say something. It does...it speaks volumes! The fact that you can potentially grab all of Daytona USA’s achievements in 30 minutes (or up to 3 hours if you’re unlucky), which is effectively like completing a retail title in 2 and a half hours, there really was no other winner this year. If you’re looking for easy achievements then pick it up now, but if you’re greedy like us, you might want to pick up all three. After all, it is a worthy cause, right? And by worthy, we mean score-whoring.

 

Winner: Daytona USA

 

Easiest Overall 1,000

Rounding out the ‘Easiest’ categories is none other than the ‘Easiest Overall 1000’ category: a category that usually takes the other winners, throws them all into a hat and then gives one lucky bugger the chance to take home two “awards.” Aha! I said usually! That is not the case this year, proving that even after 6 years, we’re as fresh as ever!

Not only was Madden 12’s 10 hour list not worthy enough to take the ultimate easy prize, but neither was the simplistic Mayhem 3D. In fact, the spandex boys and Brink couldn’t even get a look in. “Who the hell is it then?” you ask and “How did it not win the previous category and can still win this one!?” Well, elementary my dear Watson – yes, we know Sherlock never actually said that, but it’s still a cool line (or, Luke, I am your father) – that is rather simple… because it never qualified for one of our 5 sub genres – after all, we can’t have genres for everything! The winner of course is NCIS with its less than 5 hour achievement list, that has you clicking away to your heart’s content watching those cheevos pop all over the place. It’s like heaven… If heaven had you playing a shitty game for points.

Winner: NCIS

 

Hardest Individual Achievement

Yes, it’s that part of the show where we stop sarcastically adding quotation marks to the word “award” and add an exclamation mark as well. Yes, that’s right, we’re moving from the easy achievements to the ones that will have you ripping your hair out, so where better to start than the ‘Hardest Individual Achievement’ award.

Now, we’re not quite sure where in the '2011 rules manual' it said “Dear game developers, people like getting achievements for doing stuff without dying in one sitting,” but something must have been written down. The three finalists for this year’s category all revolved around that somewhat: Dead Space 2’s ‘Hard to the Core’ gave you 3 saves on the hardest difficulty, while War of the Worlds’ ‘I Am Arthur Clark’ asked that you complete the game without dying in one sitting and The Gunstringer’s ‘Strings of Steel’ wanted you to do every play in one sitting on the hardest mode. All - I’m sure you can agree - are completely insane. There must be only one winner though and the fact that we couldn’t find anyone who had the War of the Worlds achievement said it all. That, our friends, is the hardest achievement of 2011. Now go get it and show off when you do. You’ll have deserved it. Chances are though, you – or anyone for that matter – will never get this badboy.

Winner: War of the Worlds – ‘I Am Arthur Clark’

 

Most Time Consuming Achievement

At this point, we move our criteria away from the previous category’s ‘must involve tons of skill’ zone and into the time consumption zone. That’s it… We’re not talking difficulty here, just time, and there were some beastie achievements in 2011.

The two achievements fighting it out for the gold this year were Gears of War 3’s ‘Seriously 3.0’ achievement and Crysis 2’s ‘Dedication’ achievement – even Forza 4’s ‘Bucket List’ achievement couldn’t get a look in! The crux of the debate amongst the staff fell down to this: you can get Gears of War 3’s ‘Seriously 3.0’ in three months playing solidly, versus it taking six months for you to get Crysis 2’s ‘Dedication’ achievement. The real difference and the ultimate factor in choosing our winner though was how much of your time it consumed, and on that basis, there was only one winner: Gears of War 3’s ‘Seriously 3.0’ achievement, awarded for getting 65 Onyx medals and achieving level 100. Seriously, Epic, what were you thinking? Seriously, seriously, seriously. I guess the name makes sense.

Winner: Gears of War 3 – ‘Seriously 3.0’

 

Hardest Action 1,000

The three titles vying for a chance of being crowned the ‘Hardest Action 1000’ of 2011 couldn’t have been further away from one another in terms of how they’re expressed in the genre.

Deep Silver’s Catherine, which hits Europe this week, is a hard enough game to pigeonhole as it is with puzzle, action, horror and adventure elements – thus, allowing us to call it an action game – but it’ll be its block puzzles that will have you ripping your hair out. Then there’s El Shaddai: Ascension of the Metatron with its four difficulties and Score Attack mode that will have the sturdiest of players wiping their palms on the nearest dry surface in order to grab all 1000 points. However, those two didn’t really hold a candle to Q Entertainment’s Child of Eden, a game that is unforgiving and difficult on even the easiest of difficulties, let alone on hard. Gaining a certain amount of points along the way and getting 100% purification too will put you to the test. Seriously, this is one for the steady handed with the reflexes of a fox and the patience of a saint. In other words, it's not for the mere mortals out there.

Winner: Child of Eden

 

Hardest Racing 1,000

The argument of hardest vs. time consuming comes into play for the ‘Hardest Racing 1000’ category of this year’s awards: a subject that has been hotly debated in this neck of the woods for many years.

In this case, it’s Forza Motorsport 4’s massively time-consuming achievement list vs. F1 2011’s fairly time consuming list with the odd tricky achievement. This year though, F1 2011’s hard/expert season achievement was no match for Forza 4’s far too time consuming list. Leading the way in Forza 4’s list was its stupidly time consuming ‘Bucket List’ achievement, which required you win every single event in the game. Sure, you can whack the autopilot on and do some household tasks along the way, but it’s still a pain in the arse and one achievement that will really dig its teeth into you…right into your balls. Then there’s the ‘Factory Driver’ achievement, which is just as much a pain in the arse as the ‘Bucket List’ one. It’s time-consuming, can be hard at times and will have you at the end of your wits. Congrats, Turn 10… I think.

Winner: Forza Motorsport 4

 

Hardest RPG 1,000

One word: landslide. It’s as simple as that and I can waffle on for days to make it seem like a close two-horse race, but you’d see through me like glass. There was no contest here. Not even Deus Ex: Human Revolution’s complete on the hardest difficulty, complete without killing anyone or complete without being seen achievements can make it any closer.

The long and the short of it is that Dark Souls was this year’s hardest RPG – yes, it’s an RPG, an action-RPG - we debated this to the point of exhaustion into the wee hours of the morning. Taking up to 80 hours may not seem too much to you, but with a boatload of missable achievements and 3 playthroughs needed, it’s not an easy ask. Oh, and the game is hard as diamond-coated nails anyway. It’s designed to make you suffer. It’s designed to make you fight for your life. The achievement list is designed to make you work for it, and so work you must.

Winner: Dark Souls

 

Hardest Shooter 1,000

The hardest part of deciding the ‘Hardest Shooter 1000’ of 2011 was not whether Operation Flashpoint: Red River or Halo: Combat Evolved Anniversary were tricky enough games to rival the elephant in the room, but whether or not Child of Eden should be classed as a shooter. After all, you do shoot stuff. That’s a bit of a stretch though. Next thing we’ll be saying is that Grand Theft Auto is a role-playing game on that basis – you know, because you play a role. We were clutching at straws, granted.

We were only doing so because we always try exhausting every avenue and considering every game for each category, but the truth of the matter is, no shooter was as hard as Gears of War 3 in 2011. That ‘Seriously 3.0’ achievement not only required an incredible amount of dedication, persistence and time, but what we’ve probably not conveyed is that it does need a considerable element of skill too. No other shooter came close to occupying as much gameplay time when it came to shooters in 2011.

Winner: Gears of War 3

 

Hardest Sporting 1,000

In the red corner, weighing in at 150lbs, NHL 12 with a few pain in the arse online team achievements giving you a tricky ride to the full 1000 Gamerscore. In the blue corner, the cousin of last year’s ‘Hardest Sporting 1000’ winner, Fight Night Champion, weighing in at an incredible 83,000 megaton, this one is going to be a close one. Okay, so it isn’t at all. In fact, Fight Night Champion with its online components becoming a pain once again was not only so far ahead of all the other sports games, we started to debate fringe games as being possible contenders.

We turned our attentions to the ridiculous Your Shape: Fitness Evolved 2012 and its 200,000 calories burnt achievement, but it’d be the whole time consumption versus difficulty again. There are shortcuts to that cropping up all over the internet though. Plus, fitness isn’t a sport, it’s a way of life…well, that’s what my life coach taught me anyway. He’s dead now, so Fight Night is the Champion.

Winner: Fight Night Champion

 

Hardest Arcade 200

2011 had its fair share of difficult arcade games, as does every year, but despite having more than a few for us to scratch our chins over and mutter, “Yeah, that is a hard 200!” we always found ourselves back at the same game going, “Yeah, this is a bit of a no-brainer too!”

I am of course talking about War of the Worlds, whose achievement list not only requires godlike skill, the luck of the Irish and demands that you become a connoisseur of self-torture; its bloody clunky controls don’t help either. I’m sorry Ms ‘Splosion Man and Hard Corps, you’re not in the same league as War of the Worlds. In fact, this could be one of the hardest Xbox Live Arcade games on the platform. We know it didn’t sell particularly well, but the fact that out of the eight people on our leaderboard, the highest score someone has in it is 20 points, that should tell you all you need to know. 110 are fairly attainable too, but those last 90, you may as well give up before you start. Honestly, that's a sound piece of advice right there.

Winner: War of the Worlds

 

Hardest Overall 1,000

As always, wrapping up the hardest section of our awards show is the ‘Hardest Overall 1000’ category and although I’d love to sit here and nonchalantly spiel the same story that I did in our ‘Easiest Overall 1000,’ sadly I can’t.

The four frontrunners for this year’s award were in fact all mentioned in previous categories: Dark Souls won ‘Hardest RPG;’ Gears of War won ‘Hardest Shooter;’ Catherine came runner up in ‘Hardest Action;’ whilst ‘Child of Eden’ won the ‘Hardest Action.’ In the eyes of us here at X360A though, there was only one winner. There was only one game that we looked at out of those four that required a ridiculously high skill level that probably only one in every one million gamers actually had in their arsenal. One game that was as beautiful as it was frustrating… Is it any shock that this game is Japanese too? No? Well you’re right. Beautiful, frustrating, insanely hard and ridiculously hard achievements…yes, Child of Eden is a clear winner this year.

Winner: Child of Eden

 

Game With Most Glitched Achievements

Every year I sit here and sigh with disbelief that we still have to keep this category running. It honestly astonishes us. How hard is it to create a game and have achievements that work and unlock properly? The answer is obviously, it’s very hard. Well, it must be if we’re still harping on about it. It shouldn’t be though.

In the running for one of the worst awards you can possibly win on the internet were three games, one of which (Battlewagon – with six (!) glitched achievements) was a Windows Phone 7 game. When you factor it against its competition and budgets though, you can’t but help give it a break. Its opposition: the multi-million costing Crysis 2, with two of its achievements causing gamers problems and Dead Island, with one achievement that if it screwed you, forced you to repeat a significant portion of the game – which has since been patched. The “winner”? Easy. It’s Crysis 2 and although a fix has been promised, nearly a year after launch, that’s not the case. How can a developer of Crytek’s calibre allow this sort of travesty to seep through the net? It’s unforgivable. So much for German efficiency!

Winner: Crysis 2

 

Worst Achievement Picture

Before we wrap up the worst of the worst with the ‘Worst Achievement List’ and move on to bigger and brighter things, it’s time to turn our attention to those sexy little achievement tiles. Or in this case, those horrible pesky little things.

2011, as with every year, threw up its fair share of ugly-ass tiles and glimpses at lazy development. The weird thing is that Alvin & The Chipmunks: Chipwrecked’s repeated use of the A in its 9 achievements, Rango’s repeated use of a target in 14 of its 46 achievements or the fact Forza 4 used a fugly-ass anchor to represent Driver Level 10 in Career Mode – is Turn 10 calling me a wanker for getting to level 10!? – didn’t really annoy us that much.

What really wound us up this year’s was NCAA Football 12 and Madden 12’s flagrant whoring-out of their achievement tiles to advertisers. It could have gone either way this year: to NCAA’s Nissan whore-out tile or Madden 12’s Verizon-whored-out tile, but we needed a winner. So based on the fact that Madden 12 is a globally released game, Madden’s taking home this one! Give gamers some credit EA, and the effort they deserve.

Winner: Madden 12 – Verizon Scoreboard Overload

 

Worst Company for Achievements

One could argue that Japan just don’t get achievements. Others could argue that they get them, but just want to make you work for them. We’d argue that they’re a sadistic bunch of so-and-sos.

For the second year running then, it seems that Capcom has taken home the boobie prize, claiming the collective worst achievement lists award of the year. No, we’re not just awarding this award because their achievement lists are stupidly hard at times, but they create lists they tend to have little or next to no creativity as well. The perfect example of this has to be their Resident Evil 4 HD remake from this year… 12 achievements, 1000 Gamerscore. What is this? 2006 all over again!?

Although Dead Rising: Off The Record was an improvement over recent iterations, Capcom took a step backwards from the brilliant Marvel vs. Capcom 3 list to the Ultimate Marvel vs. Capcom 3 list, revealing they really don’t know what gamers want from achievements. It’s definitely a better bunch from Capcom this year, but the Resi 4 HD remake and Resident Evil: Code Veronica X lists were two huge missed opportunities.

Winner: Capcom

 

Worst Achievement List

Based on our little tirade in the previous category, the winner of this year’s ‘Worst Achievement List’ might not come as much of a shock to you: Resident Evil 4 HD. There’s no point trying to sugar coat it, there really isn’t. You’d see right past it anyway.

Not even Forza 4’s 'completely devoid of inspiration' achievement list was enough to topple it and the same goes with Gears of War 3’s list, which has been tainted by that damn ‘Seriously 3.0.’ Hell, Alvin & The Chipmunk’s nine achievements for 1,000 points didn’t anger us as much as the eventual winner’s.

Resident Evil 4 HD’s achievement list is an opportunity missed. For a game that’s generally held as one of the greatest of all time, a game that fans of the franchise would lap up and play till the cows come home, Capcom could have at least taken the effort to give something back to them: you know, a group of people who’d already played the game and was going to re-buy it with an HD skin. Give the people something to play though, an incentive…entice them to do stuff they might not have done before. DON’T give them 12 achievements with no real creativity or thought whatsoever. It’s a disservice.

Let this be a lesson to any developer looking to do a HD remake. At least treat your fans with the respect and effort that they deserve, especially if you want them to splash out and essentially buy the same game again. Come on, that’s the least you can do.

Winner: Resident Evil 4 HD

 

Best Achievement Picture

It’s fairly clear based on this year’s nominations in terms of the ‘Best Achievement Picture’ category that humour played a big part in your nominations... or hormones.

In fact, four of the five would all fall under that heading… Whether you’re talking about the poop holding hand of Duke Nukem Forever’s ‘Turd Burglar’ achievement; the FFFFUUUUUU meme in Bulletstorm’s ‘Armed and Dangerous’ achievement tile; the face of agony of Saints Row: The Third’s ‘Ow My Balls!’ achievement or its dollar-sign protected nipple stickers of its ‘Gotta Break Em’ In’ achievement; we can see the pattern of thinking here. Making up the final five though is Catherine’s tile for its ‘Dreams Come True’ achievement which is…well, there’s no easier way to put this, but it’s Catherine’s cleavage with ‘End’ slapped on it in blood. I’d like to think this was nominated for an artistic or ironic purpose, but I get the feeling I couldn’t be further from the truth. Regardless, we – like the rest of the internet – are a huge fan of nods to popular culture, and more importantly, internet memes, so Bulletstorm’s ‘Armed and Dangerous’ achievement tile wins it.

Winner: Bulletstorm - ‘Armed and Dangerous’

 

Best Publisher for Achievements

Consistency is the key factor in this category… there’s no point having five amazing achievement lists and five terrible ones. That’s not helping anyone! It may come as no surprise then to hear that this year’s winner is Bethesda.

Bethesda might not have had an incredible amount of games out this year, but every one they did put out generally showed a little creativity and played up to the strengths of the games they were supporting.

Brink’s achievements might have been a tad too easy, but as we said in our review, it has exceptional balance. Hunted: The Demon’s Forge may have had a rather mediocre list, but it encouraged gamers to play the game co-operatively, which is where the game shined. Then there’s The Elder Scrolls V: Skyrim, which although it didn’t really show bursts of creativity achievements-wise, it actually achieved what it needed to rather effortlessly. It’s a list that pushes you into the game’s best quests – namely the Daedric and the Dark Brotherhood ones – it doesn’t bog you down too much with worrying about what you’ll miss and it keeps you interested and plugging away for hundreds of hours without a care in the world. What else can you ask from an achievement list? Bethesda then take home the gold this year. Kudos!

Winner: Bethesda

 

Best DLC for Achievements

The ‘Best DLC for Achievements’ category this year was a closely contested two horse race. On the one horse, Gears of War 3’s ‘RAAM’s Shadow’ DLC; and the other, Battlefield 3’s ‘Back to Karkand’ DLC; both solid lists in their own right, but offering something a little different from one another.

RAAM’s Shadow demonstrated Epic’s usually solid balance, nudging players into avenues of the game that they should try out to get the best out of it, whilst placing emphasis on some of the more fun elements – like killing folk with RAAM’s Kryll. Karkand on the other hand, tried to instil a bit of creativity into a shooter, something that very few developers actually try and do these days. That, pretty much, was essentially the reason we decided to crown ‘Back to Karkand’ as having the best achievements. Getting a kill with a skid loader, swimming in the Hotel Oman’s pool and getting a kill with a jet, a tank and an assault rifle in one life. These are more like the achievements we want to start seeing in shooters from here on out. Not easy, but fun and supremely satisfying when you pull them off.

Winner: Battlefield 3 – ‘Back to Karkand’

 

Most Original Achievement

I, personally, absolutely adore this category – I’m a sucker for creativity – and this year, as always, didn’t disappoint. It probably was the hardest one we’ve had to adjudicate in this category for years too and based on the nominations, we started to wonder what type of readers we attract though – bear with us for a minute.

The nominations – and subsequently, part of the final shortlist – included stealing faeces (Duke Nukem Forever’s ‘Turd Burglar), throwing farts and beating people to death with a huge purple dildo (Saints Row: The Third’s ‘Stay Classy Steelport’) and getting caught masturbating (Metal Gear Solid HD Collection’s ‘Snake Beater’). All amusing and creative achievements in their own right, but the two that struck a chord with us were: Deus Ex: Human Revolution’s ‘Lucky Guess’ (for guessing Jacob’s code on his bomb) and Portal 2’s ‘Pit Boss’ (for listening to Wheatley and dying a gruesome death because of it). It was close, but for us… actually having the nous and creativity to code in Portal 2’s ‘Pit Boss’ achievement scenario into the game showed something the others did not: utter genius. Complete Valve gold. It’s an achievement you can’t believe until you do it/see it yourself and a scenario with extra Stephen Merchant lines and even more humour. If you’ve not seen it and don’t mind the odd spoiler, check it out. It’s brilliant.

Winner: Portal 2 – ‘Pit Boss’

 

Best Achievement List

This is it! The biggie! The one that every wants to win… and if they say they don’t, then they’re either lying or they don’t care about what has become a core part of video game development. Welcome to the ‘Best Achievement List’ of 2011. For those new to the awards, it works a bit differently to the others. Here we take a shortlist of three, argue the pluses and minuses of each list and then choose a winner. Simple! Without further ado then, drumroll please…

Halo: Anniversary

343 Industries hit the road running when it came to achievements, thanks to their effort in the HD remake of the classic Halo: Combat Evolved. It quite fiercely sent a message across the globe in terms of achievements screaming: “Hey assholes, this is how you make an achievement list for a game that everyone’s already played!” We’re fairly sure they didn’t intend that – we like to put words in their mouths – but they did want to send a message to Halo fans: we know the franchise and we know what you want. The achievements had great balance, included some unique and challenging mission-specific objectives, and also gave Halo players, new and old, a challenge and a reason to jump back in and sample some HD nostalgia.

Portal 2

What’s that? Another achievement list, another ‘Best Achievement List’ nomination for Valve? Yes, these guys really know how to capture the hearts and minds of us gamers. Portal 2’s another Valve achievement list that shows an incredible amount of depth and creativity. There’s not only a great balance as well with progression achievements and challenging achievements aplenty, but there’s a good spread too, encouraging players to venture into the co-op world, as well as the single-player world. The thing that wins Valve ultimate kudos and points though is their ability to take the humour from their script and dialogue across into their achievements too. Achievements like ‘Pit Boss,’ ‘You Made Your Point,’ ‘Empty Gesture'... heck, there are so many great achievements here we could literally sit and name them all day. In short: it’s a superb list.

The Elder Scrolls V: Skyrim

If there’s one thing about The Elder Scrolls V: Skyrim’s achievement list that really resonates with us, it’s that it doesn’t bog you down, hold you back or look to steer you down a path you don’t want to take. In fact, it’s a free-flowing achievement list that allows you to play the game without fear of missing something along the way. It’s an achievement list that allows Skyrim to grow as a game without being held back or having you keep one eye on the achievement list. Even better is its balance, because while you’re doing that, Bethesda dropped crumbs along the way to keep you going. It’s not a particularly exciting or creative list, which probably holds it back from greatness somewhat, but it does exactly what it says on the tin. You know, the tin that says “It rewards players for just playing the game at all the right junctures”. They really need a better tin.

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Ladies and gents, the winner of the sixth X360A Achievement Awards, taking home the ultimate prize for ‘Best Achievement List’ is none other than Valve and their efforts in Portal 2. A superb effort once again from the Seattle-based studio, proving that they know achievements better than anyone else. What makes me say that? Simple, out of the five years we’ve been running this category, they’ve won this award an impressive four times (The Orange Box, Left 4 Dead, Left 4 Dead 2 and now Portal 2) and the only reason they probably didn’t win five was because there was no Valve game last year. Crazy perhaps, but totally deserved. It’d be nice if they capped off their fifth win with Half Life 3, right? We can only dream!

Winner: Portal 2

 

Game with Most Potential for Achievements in 2012

In typical end of the show fashion, we end our awards with a look forward to this year and the game that we think shows the best potential in terms of achievements.

First things first, we’re not confident enough we’ll see Grand Theft Auto V in 2012, so that’s out already. The three popular selections amongst fans though were BioShock Infinite, South Park: The Game and Hitman: Absolution – any of which could have realistically won. For us though, we’re struggling to see how BioShock Infinite can truly embrace creativity with a story-based and thus, linear shooter, so for us it was a toss up between South Park: The Game and Hitman: Absolution. South Park because Matt and Trey are penning the game from a script standpoint, so we’re hoping their crazy creativity and boldness translates into the achievements; and Hitman: Absolution because with a game where pretty much everything is a weapon and silent, contract kills should be the name of the game, the possibilities are endless. If only because of the fact that IO Interactive delivered a great list in 2006 when the system was young, now they’ve had a lot of time to study what works best, we truly think Hitman: Absolution has the potential to be an inspiring list. Fingers crossed that the bald assassin can come up smelling of roses.

Winner: Hitman: Absolution

 

And that’s it for another year. We hope you enjoyed the ride in this year’s awards. Of course, sound off in the comments, and if you’re unhappy that some games didn’t get nominated in the first place, ask yourselves this first: “Did I nominate it?”

Thanks for your support over the last six years, we’ve certainly come a long way from small community, to community site, to the huge behemoth that stands before us today. We’ve not even started to get going yet either! Here’s to the next six years and thanks to your support thus far. We look forward to having you along for the ride as we continue to grow. Happy birthday us!





 
 

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Comment #1 by Vyron360
Wednesday, February 08, 2012 @ 01:34:26 PM
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Nice list!


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Comment #2 by Itzz Sh0wt1m3
Wednesday, February 08, 2012 @ 01:35:45 PM
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6 years xbox360a, go for the 10!


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Comment #3 by Webb [STAFF]
Wednesday, February 08, 2012 @ 01:36:14 PM
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@#2 - We're going for 60! =P
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Comment #4 by Infection Ftw
Wednesday, February 08, 2012 @ 01:37:43 PM
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Looks nice indeed. Will we get WP7 games in it too next time? Or will they fall under Arcade?


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Comment #5 by JeppeBoy
Wednesday, February 08, 2012 @ 01:38:08 PM
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Great to see Portal 2 on that list.


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Comment #6 by Webb [STAFF]
Wednesday, February 08, 2012 @ 01:38:57 PM
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@#4 - IT honestly depends... we'll throw it out there and keep it open for nominations next year too, but if only 4 games get nominated across 4 categories, then it seems the demand isn't really there.


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Comment #7 by darky the hun
Wednesday, February 08, 2012 @ 01:41:35 PM
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I completely agree with this list. Portal 2, yaaaay!


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Comment #8 by mmartynn
Wednesday, February 08, 2012 @ 01:43:59 PM
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@webb. Fffffffuuuuuuu that lets go for 600.
Happy b'day :)


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Comment #9 by Linkinito
Wednesday, February 08, 2012 @ 01:53:49 PM
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Well, I really agree about the results. I'm glad some achievements I've nominated won, especially Armed & Dangerous in Bulletstorm (memes > boobies!) and Pit Boss in Portal 2, where I was one of the few to nominate it. It's just pure genius, like you said.

Can't wait for the next year's awards and of course, the PS3T Awards this next Spring. And also tweet and contact the developers about the awards they won! :)


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Comment #10 by Morrelo
Wednesday, February 08, 2012 @ 01:55:49 PM
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Nice list.
I'm wondering what Trials: Evolution will bring this year. Most likely, they are HARD. Love them :D


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Comment #11 by Tadsh
Wednesday, February 08, 2012 @ 01:55:55 PM
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Slightly weird to see Dead Island 2 up there but this pretty much sums up this years achievements nicely :)


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Comment #12 by Rothshield
Wednesday, February 08, 2012 @ 01:56:20 PM
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Good read


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Comment #13 by SuperWoody64
Wednesday, February 08, 2012 @ 02:47:30 PM
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Seriously 3.0 is just plain ridiculous.


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Comment #14 by ChickinOnaChain
Wednesday, February 08, 2012 @ 02:59:13 PM
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When I start getting close to 60k, I'll be looking for some "easy achievement" games. And HAPPY BIRTHDAY TO US!!!


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Comment #15 by HabsCen10ial
Wednesday, February 08, 2012 @ 03:08:40 PM
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Great read x360a and Happy Birthday.


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Comment #16 by T3MP3R
Wednesday, February 08, 2012 @ 03:21:41 PM
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I was waiting for this list since New Years Eve. Day = Made.


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Comment #17 by BraveHuNtEr
Wednesday, February 08, 2012 @ 03:21:46 PM
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yea i completley agree with seriously 3.0, i still don't have one onyx medal, let alone 30?!?!


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Comment #18 by dertswa687o
Wednesday, February 08, 2012 @ 03:43:51 PM
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Solid list as usual. Glad to see Child of Eden got picked as I think I was the only one who nominated it! Looking forward to next year's already!


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Comment #19 by Minty
Wednesday, February 08, 2012 @ 03:51:06 PM
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@18 we do read every nomination!


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Comment #20 by zoopilandia
Wednesday, February 08, 2012 @ 05:55:56 PM
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Happy birthday!


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Comment #21 by The Despair
Wednesday, February 08, 2012 @ 06:44:30 PM
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Yay, at least im not the only one who thinks Hitman could have a kickass list if IO injects their creativity we all know they have!


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Comment #22 by Teh Phantomz
Wednesday, February 08, 2012 @ 10:21:48 PM
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Nice and fun list.


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Comment #23 by HugTheBear
Wednesday, February 08, 2012 @ 10:32:18 PM
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Happy Birthday! Great list! Just breezed through to see who won. Will read through later when I have time.


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Comment #24 by Vindicator51
Wednesday, February 08, 2012 @ 10:50:35 PM
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Glad to be one of the few with Seriously 3.0.


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Comment #25 by z3r0SHADOW
Wednesday, February 08, 2012 @ 11:43:45 PM
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I'm surprised B2K won best DLC achievement list, fun maps but crappy achievements IMO (10 kills with each weapon, a kill with each vehicle)


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Comment #26 by Headless Snip3r
Thursday, February 09, 2012 @ 02:16:15 AM
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@24 Got mine just 2 days ago, and soooo happy to be done with it.... For now...

Very good list here, and gonna have to try out a couple of those games.


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Comment #27 by AltarofPlagues
Thursday, February 09, 2012 @ 08:11:23 AM
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Deux Ex DLC should have been in there. The Missing Link had some great achievements.


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Comment #28 by MoldyClay87
Thursday, February 09, 2012 @ 10:31:55 AM
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Aw. I don't own any of these games that won except Portal 2 (and RE4, but not the HD version, so it doesn't count for this) so I can't really be like "HEY, I DISAGREE".

Interesting list though.

That Capcom... lol.


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Comment #29 by Paulson
Thursday, February 09, 2012 @ 01:35:31 PM
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I had hoped that the Agarest series would land hardest 1000 RPG two years in a row. The 100% titles achievement is always a time consuming pain in the butt.
Nonetheless, I always love these yearly awards! Keep up the good work!


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Comment #30 by Ingen Kommentar
Thursday, February 09, 2012 @ 02:53:41 PM
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Just wanna say.. Awesome list guys, you did a great job. Happy Birthday! may many more come to us all with this nr. 1 site :)

Allready looking forward to next year award :D


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Comment #31 by AzureWrathHal
Thursday, February 09, 2012 @ 03:12:00 PM
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Agree with everything except brink being the easiest shooter. Seriously? I can't be the only person that went half insane trying to solo that piece of garbage before I tossed it back in its gamefly envelope and vowed to never touch it again.


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Comment #32 by VectorUSS
Thursday, February 09, 2012 @ 04:53:44 PM
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I agree with RE4 HD list being crap it's a great game and should've been given more thought on achievements or at least use the same ones from RE5


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Comment #33 by inmate00187
Thursday, February 09, 2012 @ 08:31:51 PM
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Forgetting about Mortal Kombat. ” My Kung Fu is Strong” and ” Stronger”. Talk about hard AND time consuming. Not to mention that stupid ass challenge tower. At least an honorable mention. Come on.


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Comment #34 by olsen77
Thursday, February 09, 2012 @ 09:13:10 PM
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Great read Webb!! I guess it's about time to start working on the Trophy Awards.


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Comment #35 by Hailfire101
Friday, February 10, 2012 @ 11:58:08 AM
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I only just noticed this. Nice read, I'll have to try and get the 'easier' ones at some point to boost my Score up. Would be nice to get closer to 50k!


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Comment #36 by Mob o Robin x
Friday, February 10, 2012 @ 08:01:39 PM
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Nice list and congrats on turning 6


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Comment #37 by Foxxy kyle
Friday, February 10, 2012 @ 09:07:41 PM
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Great Job! Glad Seriously 3.0 didn't win Hardest like everyone voted it for.


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Comment #38 by Cysiek
Saturday, February 11, 2012 @ 07:34:53 AM
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Nice work you're done here :D


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Comment #39 by VitaminAmy
Saturday, February 11, 2012 @ 08:58:30 AM
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Great list... oh btw, Xmen Destiny is NOT a movie tie in... -_-


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Comment #40 by Spanish Assault
Saturday, February 11, 2012 @ 09:36:23 AM
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Nice Job fellas....but you should know bobbies always win...The saints row achievement should of won.


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Comment #41 by Spike hostile17
Saturday, February 11, 2012 @ 03:14:30 PM
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Totally agree with "Game with most glitched achievements", crysis 2 is a crap, i couldnt get the Tooled up achievement even at lvl max. And i do feel bad for those who retried twice, wasted hundred of hours and still didnt get the achievement. Crytek didnt give a sh!t about consumers, i pee on this studio.
anyway, good job, must have been a long work.


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Comment #42 by DR Dopenhagen
Sunday, February 12, 2012 @ 02:26:15 AM
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Capcom is simply brutal with their lists every year.
What on earth did this site do to piss them off so much? xD


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Comment #43 by Death by EMP
Sunday, February 12, 2012 @ 06:29:28 AM
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For best achievement picture, snake beater of MGS HD would have won if it had a funny achievement picture, rather than unlock requirement.


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Comment #44 by NMANOZ
Sunday, February 12, 2012 @ 07:16:08 AM
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Most potential should be Borderlands 2.


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Comment #45 by Figgy Pudding
Sunday, February 12, 2012 @ 10:02:46 AM
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i cant do seriously 3.0 as i didnt do the beta


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Comment #46 by TectonicYapper
Sunday, February 12, 2012 @ 08:29:19 PM
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Duke nukem forever had the easiest achievments...... not that i would know


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Comment #47 by I mak3 big boom
Sunday, February 12, 2012 @ 09:32:37 PM
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@45 yeah you can


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Comment #48 by flechetteXXX
Sunday, February 12, 2012 @ 10:36:17 PM
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I dont know why everyone thinks Dark Souls is so hard. Im not saying its exactly easy or forgiving but for anyone familiar with 3rd person action adventure games and more western style RPGS it is very doable. I personally enjoyed playing Dark Souls A LOT and didnt find it difficult at all. I just kept at it and built my character up to take on the tough challenges just like you would do for any other RPG. I also didnt find Deus Ex to be terribly difficult. I actually read the achievements list before I played the game and decided to get the "Beat it on Hard" "Beat it without killing anyone" and "Beat it without being spotted" all in the same go. I think it was actually easier that way because playing on Hard forced me to be stealthy so I wouldnt die left and right which helped with not being spotted and not killing anyone is easy if you just apply yourself to do it. Use non lethal guns like the tranquilizer and upgrade your character to take out multiple enemies in melee. I thoroughly enjoyed Dark Souls and Deus Ex as well as Brink, Skyrim, Crysis 2, Modern Warfare 3, and Resident Evil 4 even if the achievements were shit you dont have to give me a reason to play that game.


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Comment #49 by Schwarze Seele
Monday, February 13, 2012 @ 09:52:16 AM
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I remember seeing somewhere that RE4 was supposed to only have 200G for its original score, but it got bumped to 1000G at the last minute. Also, I was wondering, will the Fenix Rising DLC be eligible for nomination at the 2013 Awards? "Again" (for hitting level 100 TWICE) has got to be the most time consuming achievement I've seen so far.


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Comment #50 by elsnoggler
Monday, February 13, 2012 @ 06:13:12 PM
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49 - I've got to say that Seriously 3.0 is more time consuming than Again. Hitting level 100 three times can be done very predictably and in fairly short order if you're focused. Seriously 3.0, as far as Gears of War achievements go anyway, isn't really that simple.


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Comment #51 by HalfEVILmonkey
Monday, February 13, 2012 @ 07:59:04 PM
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Great article, thanks for the recommendations for easy gamerscore.


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Comment #52 by PMS Green1Chaos
Tuesday, February 14, 2012 @ 01:42:58 AM
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Happy Birthday, X360a


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Comment #53 by xPapaOsox
Tuesday, February 14, 2012 @ 03:02:04 AM
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lol something tells me Microsoft will make a new console by the time 60 years is up! xD What are you gunna do when that happens!?


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Comment #54 by spike2055
Tuesday, February 14, 2012 @ 10:40:03 AM
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x-men destiny is not a movie tie in at all..


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Comment #55 by ryan1andrews
Tuesday, February 14, 2012 @ 10:47:56 PM
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bethesda on top of course


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Comment #56 by xThatEvilGirlx
Wednesday, February 15, 2012 @ 11:35:35 AM
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Bethesda always has fun achievements.


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Comment #57 by xThatEvilGirlx
Wednesday, February 15, 2012 @ 11:36:44 AM
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I feel like buying most of these game just to see how hard, easy, and time consuming games they are.


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Comment #58 by WilRonward
Wednesday, February 15, 2012 @ 02:52:04 PM
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Somehow I didn't find Child of Eden to be THAT hard to complete. One of the best games I played in 2011 for sure!

Other shoot-'em-ups though: DoDonpachi Resurrection and Deathsmiles were both released in 2011 on X360; and those are some damn bitches to 1000! (Great games though!)

Anyway, this article was a great read, ty x360a staff!
Only point I would insist on more if I were you is: hard achivement =/= bad achievement. Otherwise there wouldn't be a feeling of achieving anything! There's nothing wrong with some ach' being only attainable by a few gamers... as long as it's not because of glitches and crap like that of course.


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Comment #59 by rogernater
Thursday, February 16, 2012 @ 12:09:06 PM
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nice review, congradulations on the 6 years


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Comment #60 by mjc0961
Thursday, February 16, 2012 @ 02:43:18 PM
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Congratulations go out to NCIS for winning one of only two awards it will ever receive. The other, of course, being "Easiest Overall Platinum" from PS3T later this year. Now go sit in the corner and think about how you managed to sully the name of a great TV series with your awfulness.

On a happier note, happy 6th birthday x360a.


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Comment #61 by mjc0961
Thursday, February 16, 2012 @ 02:48:26 PM
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@43: It should have been a picture of Snake's face from that CODEC call. That face is just hilarious.


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Comment #62 by zerologcap
Friday, February 17, 2012 @ 02:01:08 PM
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Yeah, that makes me prouder to have obtained 1000G on Child of Eden B) But seriously it's not that hard, took me maybe 30-40 hours or so, and I'm not that good at shooters. I can't even A rank all the levels on ikaruga after many many many hours of playing...


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Comment #63 by zerologcap
Friday, February 17, 2012 @ 02:03:51 PM
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Oh yeah, I forgot to say: please please go play child of eden! It is easily the best game of 2011 and it had horrible sales


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Comment #64 by reaper527
Friday, February 17, 2012 @ 04:42:39 PM
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random question, why didn't you link to the achievements in the article? i mean, sure, it wouldn't apply for every category, but it would make a lot of sense if something in the "best list/worst list/etc." categories actually linked to the achievement list for the game in question (either the bold winner text, or the image, or something).


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Comment #65 by ZACK GSF
Saturday, February 18, 2012 @ 04:26:49 PM
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I was really shocked to not find L.A. Noire on the list. Some of my most fun achievement hunting was in that game.


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Comment #66 by kaiyo penguin
Sunday, February 19, 2012 @ 06:17:20 AM
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barbara streisand achievement for south park! :)


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Comment #67 by BionicTriforce
Sunday, February 19, 2012 @ 10:43:39 AM
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I'm afraid I don't get the complaints about RE4's list. There's not that much extra stuff to do in the game. Can someone please specify what the actual problem with the list was? It was easy, is that bad?


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Comment #68 by hythloday
Monday, February 20, 2012 @ 07:51:08 AM
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Great List! I feel joy that I tackled Dark Souls at 100%. I'm even more elated that it showed up on this list. Happy 6th guys... Cheers!


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Comment #69 by AKjuggaloborder
Monday, February 20, 2012 @ 03:14:34 PM
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I'm glad to see Halo: Anniversary nominated for best list. I had such a fun time doing it.


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Comment #70 by Robdog89
Tuesday, February 21, 2012 @ 02:30:02 AM
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This has made me even happier that I 1000g Halo CE: Anniversary :)


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Comment #71 by Yug1D0rk
Tuesday, February 21, 2012 @ 10:04:24 AM
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Dead Space 2 Severed was even considered for the award? Half the achievements were easy and with the occasional hard one.


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Comment #72 by Gamelunatic92
Tuesday, February 21, 2012 @ 06:08:56 PM
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why wasnt Shadows of the Damned on here for easiest acheivement?
all you have to do is start the game and you get the "Go To Hell" Achievement for 5G.
Sorry Suda51


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Comment #73 by BluWolve
Wednesday, February 22, 2012 @ 10:07:56 PM
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For the easiest achievements, why didn't you mention Fantastic Pets "I'm Hungry" and Dead Islands "How many days later"? They are achievements you get for NOT playing the game.

Although, I guess to get the achievement you would have to start the game at least twice, which is double the amount of times than MW3 "back in the fight" haha


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Comment #74 by Hansathan
Thursday, February 23, 2012 @ 04:53:27 AM
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Agree x1000 on the RE4 missed opportunities. My buddy and I get together once or twice a year to drink 40s and do a speed run of the game. How about some time based achievements? Maxing out weapon achievements? Buying all merchandise from the creepy cloaked merchant? There was so much they could have done :/


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Comment #75 by secondfavorite
Thursday, February 23, 2012 @ 10:35:40 AM
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Love portal 2, glad to see it did well. and kudos for calling out NCAA and Madden for their sell out achievements


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Comment #76 by falldown3
Thursday, February 23, 2012 @ 01:58:08 PM
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Glad to see that crysis got put on the glitchy game spot! Stupid dedication achievement bothered me for months and months! Maybe this will send crytec a message!


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Comment #77 by CrimsonEd
Friday, February 24, 2012 @ 03:01:26 AM
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Amen in regards to Crysis 2. xD


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Comment #78 by AgentOrange330
Friday, February 24, 2012 @ 12:07:38 PM
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Really looking forward to the achievement list for the new Xcom (not the fps, the one thats based on the original). I really think thats the game I'm looking forward to the most this year...


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Comment #79 by MaseJ
Friday, February 24, 2012 @ 01:29:39 PM
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Great list! Made me go out & buy Portal :) and also for pointing out the games I will avoid. Look forward to 2012


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Comment #80 by Carolina H1tman
Saturday, February 25, 2012 @ 01:28:11 PM
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I love Gears Seriously 3.0 achievement. To bad I can't add sarcasm online.


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Comment #81 by bryson 06
Saturday, February 25, 2012 @ 10:36:50 PM
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Good list but how did Metal Gear Solid HD Collection not get a nod in anything??? At list like best names for achievements. "Snake Beater," need I say more?


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Comment #82 by II BOMBSCARE II
Wednesday, February 29, 2012 @ 10:27:17 AM
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well i've spunked over 200 hours into dark souls, on my 4th playthrough now and i still haven't got the 1000 points from it,if i cant cut 2 tails off this time it looks as tho i'll be spunking more hours into it


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Comment #83 by Klowem
Thursday, March 01, 2012 @ 07:32:13 AM
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nice


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Comment #84 by Killerchronic
Thursday, March 01, 2012 @ 11:46:53 AM
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Good list, but make up your mind which perspective you're writing in, the I, we, us parts at times made me cringe.


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Comment #85 by CromUnlimited
Friday, March 02, 2012 @ 10:53:19 AM
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Metal Gear Solid HD has some pretty tough achievements...


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Comment #86 by red rivalry18
Friday, March 02, 2012 @ 02:05:08 PM
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I think you should do an all time hardest/easiest/etc. to see if any of these new games are as good with achievements as the old. That'd be interesting to see. I'm hoping to see Prey 2, The Darkness 2, and Resident Evil 6 on this list next time around. Hopefully Capcom learned something very important.


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Comment #87 by eiVaL
Friday, March 02, 2012 @ 07:38:31 PM
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I DESERVE A CUPCAKE FOR THAT


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Comment #88 by Forgotten44
Friday, March 02, 2012 @ 09:49:33 PM
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What about Halo Reach's "A Monument To Your Sins" that was effin hard, complete the game solo on Legendary


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Comment #89 by Killa12
Saturday, March 03, 2012 @ 09:05:54 PM
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(in my opinion) the picture to ''gotta break em in'' in saints
row the third is my favorite


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Comment #90 by XxStuartxX 1990
Monday, March 05, 2012 @ 05:45:30 AM
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@2 surely you should go for 360 :~P


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Comment #91 by three15
Monday, March 05, 2012 @ 06:31:32 AM
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I play for Achievements, they keep me playing a game and keep my interest in it. It's a hard balance, too hard a list and i won't even buy the game, too easy a list and i rent because paying £40 for a game you can 1000 in 5 hours just isn't worth it, so publishers need to learn how to use chevs to prolong a players interest in it without taking 10 years of their lives whilst trying to earn them!


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Comment #92 by ames999
Monday, March 05, 2012 @ 01:17:45 PM
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Resident Evil achievements - lame


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Comment #93 by Reddazrael
Tuesday, March 06, 2012 @ 07:54:54 PM
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Deus Ex: Human Revolution was a contender for hardest RPG? Seriously? Legend is not hard to achieve, especially if you're doing a Foxiest of the Hounds playthrough at the same time. It's easy to win when no one's shooting at you, and the AI doesn't change its behaviour no matter the difficulty setting. Upgrade properly and even the boss battles aren't very difficult if you don't mind "cheap" (read: effective) tactics. Typhoon for Boss #1, EMP Shielding + Typhoon for Boss #2. And Boss #3 has a glass jaw if you time it right (and don't fall for the schmuck bait).

Even the final boss is simple enough. Code + Typhoon.

Don't get me wrong: it's one of my favourite games, full stop. But those aren't difficult achievements.

‘I Am Arthur Clark’, on the other hand, caused me to actually curse when I read the description you wrote here. I have not even played the game yet, and that was my reaction. That achievement is DEMONIC. Completionists, read it and weep. YOU WILL NEVER HAVE IT.


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Comment #94 by kabel1987
Wednesday, March 07, 2012 @ 04:54:00 AM
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Yes i agree with comment#84, a little more attention to perspective would be making this article more EASIER to read.


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Comment #95 by Tx J O K E R xT
Wednesday, March 07, 2012 @ 10:02:10 AM
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Thank u x360a for everything :)


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Comment #96 by BigBossBLG
Friday, March 09, 2012 @ 06:49:09 PM
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Working on Metal Gear Solid HD collection, I'm loving the achievements.


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Comment #97 by nutslack6969
Wednesday, March 14, 2012 @ 07:38:08 PM
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Metal Gear Solid's achievements are pretty tough, but extremely fun to get


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Comment #98 by Leaf King
Thursday, March 15, 2012 @ 05:17:25 PM
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#33 is right. Mortal Kombat might actually be longer than Seriously 3.0.


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Comment #99 by Rplace21
Friday, March 16, 2012 @ 03:40:26 PM
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Ok so please read this achivement hunters. EA has no contact information on thier website so I'll post my idea here. EA needs to have a international server week were all servers are open on all thier games. That way achivement hunters like me can finally get all those darn achievements. Now this would be expensive so if EA wanted to simply give us the achivement for going to multiplayer that would be acceptable to. Please any achivement hunters like this or repost as I really want this to happen. Thank you.


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Comment #100 by DESTRO5
Friday, March 16, 2012 @ 03:44:09 PM
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Wow, I almost got that Crysis 2.


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Comment #101 by danbady1
Tuesday, March 20, 2012 @ 10:25:54 AM
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fantastic read as always, happy birthday and keep it up!
(can't believe Skyrim didn't get most glitched, but at least they are trying to patch Crysis 2 shame on you!)


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Comment #102 by Nava uk
Tuesday, March 20, 2012 @ 10:26:55 AM
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I got the dead space 2 hard to the core achievement. Loved getting this achievement.


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Comment #103 by Chaz Of Sparta
Monday, March 26, 2012 @ 01:01:08 PM
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Lol, I loved the 'FFFFUUUUUU' achievement.


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Comment #104 by BLOODxXxSHOT00
Sunday, April 01, 2012 @ 10:25:02 PM
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theres a chevo in deadsmiles which nobootie got, as iv seen


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Comment #105 by FaSCoRP
Tuesday, April 03, 2012 @ 01:56:20 PM
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good article


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Comment #106 by SquallErrLeon
Tuesday, April 10, 2012 @ 05:06:31 AM
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I would've nominated Assassins Creed for "most glitched." those stupid books can go burn in a fire.


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Comment #107 by BIGdaddy2311
Wednesday, April 11, 2012 @ 11:51:39 AM
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portal 2 easily one of the greatest games ever.


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Friday, April 13, 2012 @ 07:31:49 AM
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Comment #109 by Corke1
Saturday, April 14, 2012 @ 10:19:56 PM
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sweet list


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Comment #110 by USSwisconsin64
Monday, April 16, 2012 @ 12:41:28 PM
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the hardest one to get is not on this list. its when the online server goes offline. forever and then you are screwed


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Comment #111 by TAK The Voyager
Monday, April 16, 2012 @ 06:27:32 PM
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I really liked the "Best Achievement List". Great nominations there.


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Comment #112 by lastsaiyan79
Tuesday, April 17, 2012 @ 12:49:07 PM
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I know this is late and I didn't get to play a lot of these, but I won't forget the Hell that was the "If They Came to Hear Me Beg" from Reach and the still broken a year later Dragon Age 2 Exciled Prince list.


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Comment #113 by JB2The6thPower
Wednesday, April 18, 2012 @ 06:16:36 PM
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Happy Belated Birthday! & great list, there's a feW i must check out.


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Comment #114 by chrisarcade
Saturday, April 21, 2012 @ 10:08:45 AM
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brink with the easiest chieves..I think not..the game is horrible..it's hard to play a game as crap as that..this makes the chieves hard to get becuz the game is so bad it's hard to play...LOL


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Comment #115 by Kveve777
Sunday, April 22, 2012 @ 12:47:55 PM
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Happy late Birthday!!!! Totally aiming for some these achievements


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Comment #116 by DMANTHESLAYR959
Monday, April 23, 2012 @ 11:58:04 AM
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some of them are just really funny :)


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Comment #117 by Thai J
Tuesday, April 24, 2012 @ 04:39:11 AM
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Nice. I agree with everything but Mortal Kombat should have at least got a mention. The overall list is tough and then there is the one My Kung Fu Is Stronger achievement that among other things requires you to play as each character for 24 hours, you're looking at a bare minimum of 600 hours. I'm not sure how long Seriously 3.0 would take, but I'd like to think that 600+ hours would at least come close. That is just not right either way, lol.


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Comment #118 by P 3 7 3 R x
Wednesday, April 25, 2012 @ 03:29:27 AM
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Agree 100% with this! Gears if war 3 is the hardest game for 100% completion! only becuase of DLC i have over a 1000!


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Comment #119 by Timberwolf
Tuesday, May 01, 2012 @ 11:59:59 AM
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Love that Portal 2 got a mention :D It's amazing x


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Comment #120 by StateBiscuit
Wednesday, May 02, 2012 @ 05:03:59 PM
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nice list


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Comment #121 by Silverbolt5
Saturday, May 05, 2012 @ 09:48:50 PM
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The game I would off picked for the Easiest Overall 1,000 would have been the first CSI game cause you can finish it in 5 hours and say hello to a nice 200g to for the five case's not to mention its the most easiest game to get 1000g on ever


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Comment #122 by Dramatic Unknown
Monday, May 07, 2012 @ 06:26:12 PM
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About the hardest achievement...
They shouldve also took a look at Megaman 10's achievement: MR PERFECT
Complete the game without taking damage AT ALL.


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Comment #123 by bisondollar
Saturday, May 19, 2012 @ 02:11:01 AM
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Dark Souls is really easy to get 1000g on. The only unreasonable achievement is getting all the rare weapons since some of them (Channeller's Trident) have low drop rates. But there's nothing there as grindy or tedious as the achievements I've seen in other RPGs.


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Comment #124 by BodamEscapePlan
Thursday, May 24, 2012 @ 01:34:44 PM
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Capcom still doesn't get it. Dragon's Dogma's list is pretty generic aside from the "Dress your Male character up like a girl" one.


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Comment #125 by KuShNsTieN
Friday, May 25, 2012 @ 12:18:39 AM
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lets see if max payne makes it on the 2012 awards.


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Comment #126 by MazerRackhamJR
Monday, June 04, 2012 @ 09:21:56 PM
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Funniest achievement: Metal Gear Solid HD collection - Snake Beater :L


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Comment #127 by Huzby101
Wednesday, June 06, 2012 @ 07:52:21 PM
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Awesome lists and look forward to next years


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Comment #128 by NJ x BaNdiT
Friday, June 08, 2012 @ 05:42:47 PM
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Hard to the Core made me all warm and fuzzy when I got it. But, after my friend explaining to me about Seriously 3.0 to me and why it was harder...I felt not so warm and fuzzy any more.


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Comment #129 by gorene
Sunday, June 10, 2012 @ 07:13:37 PM
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I was reminded how great Portal 2 was by clicking the video and remembering the Pit Boss achievement. Great job.


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Comment #130 by VideoGameVids4u
Friday, July 20, 2012 @ 11:09:36 PM
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Great list and very interesting


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Comment #131 by XxXGhostofOnyx
Thursday, July 26, 2012 @ 07:06:19 PM
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@ post 102, Skyrim is definately NOT most glitched. I have 100 percent completion on it. The only achievement that i went well out of my way to get was Legend (kill a legendary dragon). Im also glad that halo: anniversary was one of my other 100 percents that made the list besides Skyrim.


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Comment #132 by masonandcar3
Monday, October 22, 2012 @ 08:57:13 PM
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Thanks for list... If anybody likes getting achievements and helping others, add me on XBL! My username is masonandcar3. I mostly need help with the 'Get Rich Or Die Trying' achievement on MW3.


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