In Stores This Week Across the World
Written Monday, December 05, 2011 By Lee BradleyView author's profile
When the apocalypse comes to the West, reducing cities to rubble and turning all life to ash, the release schedule will look like this. For movie tie-ins are not made by people, but machines. And the machines will survive, spewing out copy after copy after copy until movie games blot out the sun.
Meanwhile, in Japan where humanity flourishes, they will play titles like Michael Jackson: The Experience, point to their televisions and say, "Look Son, this is the behaviour that bought the West to its knees. Gaze upon the melted face of evil." Then they will eject the disc and play White Album: Tsuzurareru Fuyu no Omoide instead.
And who can blame them? You have been warned.
Australia (via game.com.au)
Europe (via Amazon.co.uk)
North America (via gamestop.com)
- The Adventures of Tintin: The Game
Asia (via play-asia.com)
- Dragon Ball Z: Ultimate Blast
- Kinect Disneyland Adventures
- Michael Jackson The Experience
- The Elder Scrolls V: Skyrim