Banjo-Kazooie: Nuts and Bolts DLC Incoming
Written Saturday, March 14, 2009 By Alan PettitView author's profile
A message directly from L.O.G. (the Lord of Games) was posted on Rare's website a few days ago announcing some upcoming DLC for Nuts and Bolts called "LOG's Lost Challenges." No word yet on when it will drop, how much it will cost or if there will be new achievements. Here is the full message:
"Am I addressing the fine minority of gamesplayers with taste, those who are still neck-deep in the customisable wonders of my latest title to feature that drooling bear and the shrieking hag I wish I'd never invented? And Gruntilda too, of course. Ah, the humorous bait-and-switch.
"As I put so much effort into hammering and sticky-taping together all those new worlds for Nuts & Bolts, I thought I'd reward the loyalty of its cadre of ardent players with a brief hint. So prick up your ears, soldiers: consider this an early warning that news on potential lifespan-lengthening activities will be incoming very soon. The game's lifespan, I mean, not your own. I may be a deity, but that's just unrealistic.
"If all goes well, you'll soon be able to experience a little something that I devised during a spare moment in exile from the Palace lounge as the Lady of Games watched some kind of dreadful house renovation show marathon. I have to say I'm quite pleased with the end result, apart from the section that Klungo insisted on contributing due to what he claimed was 'popular demand'. Well, that remains to be seen. I've even topped it off with a promotional logo to keep you interested, as I'm told it's all about the logos and PR and vertical marketing these days.
"That's all for now. Until the next time I randomly and irresponsibly decide to break the fourth wall, enjoy."