Naughty Bear
Naughty Bear's Book of Naughty Entry #99 "Pick'n'Mix"
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Yet another dirty trick from the 'Book of Naughty' taken from Naughty Bear, a game that so far appears to be a sequence of wanton teddy bear murder.

This time the new trailer shows the game's sociopathic stuffed toy using the whisk of a giant cake mixer to callously dispose of a fellow bear, in a move that's been dubbed the 'pick'n'mix'.

Hiding in a cabinet like a soft and cuddly Solid Snake, Naughty Bear chooses the perfect moment to strike, throwing his helpless target into the mixing bowl with sadistic composure.

We can't wait to find out the story behind all of this. That's assuming there is one.


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Comment #1 by GreaseMonkeyGB
Thursday, April 15, 2010 @ 06:58:44 AM
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yay, another one! lol boiled bear this time.....

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Comment #2 by XPRESS XPERT
Thursday, April 15, 2010 @ 07:01:35 AM
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Not as good as the previous one

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Comment #3 by Gattsta
Thursday, April 15, 2010 @ 07:02:49 AM
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Lol im actually excited for this game. There is a story behind it though. The story is your Naughty Bear, and while you were growing up, you didnt know how to be nice with other bears, so now your out to get revenge on all of the other bears.

Looks like a fun game, and a great stress reliever =P

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Comment #4 by vampire-san
Thursday, April 15, 2010 @ 07:03:22 AM
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lol I fucking love it XD

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Comment #5 by GreaseMonkeyGB
Thursday, April 15, 2010 @ 07:03:43 AM
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haha yer well the other bears can get stuffed...

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Comment #6 by Master Charlton
Thursday, April 15, 2010 @ 07:10:59 AM
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This game by all rights shouldn't be any good...but this looks awesome! haha

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Comment #7 by WaRp3D91
Thursday, April 15, 2010 @ 07:14:21 AM
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pooor little bear

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Comment #8 by Rewave Acid
Thursday, April 15, 2010 @ 07:19:46 AM
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guaranteed shite

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Comment #9 by soggymail
Thursday, April 15, 2010 @ 07:38:17 AM
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@5 im ashamed with myself for actually laughing at that.. :(

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Comment #10 by Karniespooner
Thursday, April 15, 2010 @ 07:44:21 AM
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this game reminds me of conkers bad fur day

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Comment #11 by MLG=Most Likely Gay
Thursday, April 15, 2010 @ 07:54:33 AM
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this games gonna be great

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Comment #12 by jtr1gg3r
Thursday, April 15, 2010 @ 08:05:03 AM
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oh ho ooooooh niceeeeee. this is the game I want most this year =P

so fuckin pumped for it

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Comment #13 by Ooyah
Thursday, April 15, 2010 @ 08:35:35 AM
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#12 - Right with you. :) Most anticipated for me too this year. Roll on June, hopefully it won't get delayed.

#3 - I remember reading that the story is that there was a big birthday party... and Naughty Bear was not invited. This is his revenge. Yeah, it dosn't take much to really piss him off... :)

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Comment #14 by Oultranator0731
Thursday, April 15, 2010 @ 08:39:05 AM
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Naughty bear needs to take a chill pill!

But knowing him he'd probably poison someone with it or something!!

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Comment #15 by Convas
Thursday, April 15, 2010 @ 08:51:29 AM
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Haha! Gold!! Keep it coming! I'm definitely buying this. AS a matter of fact, I want this more than I want Blur.

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Comment #16 by BuckfastNI
Thursday, April 15, 2010 @ 08:58:31 AM
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Hahahaha this game looks fucking awesome! It's like Manhunt for Teddy Bears... Love the title as well 'Naughty Bear' LMFAO AWWWWESOMMMMMME!!!

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Comment #17 by l.maciver
Thursday, April 15, 2010 @ 09:03:54 AM
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im wondering what the achievements will be like, hopfully creative like these vids

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Comment #18 by Nozza XBA
Thursday, April 15, 2010 @ 09:21:42 AM
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The games look fun but they seriously need to release some gameplay footage for my mind mates up that last 0.01% of buying it

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Comment #19 by Lord Montymort
Thursday, April 15, 2010 @ 09:22:51 AM
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This game looks great, I wasn't sure about it when it was first announced, but with every new trailer it becomes more and more likely that it'll be a day one buy for me.

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Comment #20 by Blue Harvest 28
Thursday, April 15, 2010 @ 10:04:34 AM
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Comment #21 by Vandiloo
Thursday, April 15, 2010 @ 10:06:03 AM
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While funny, I have to wonder if there's really any substance to the game. I'm already starting to get over the "fuzzy cute bears killing each other" novelty of the game. Of course I'm also far too old to be the targeted buyer for this game. So for me, this will most likely be a $9.99 clearance rack special buy for me should I ever buy it at all.

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Comment #22 by Copyright
Thursday, April 15, 2010 @ 10:06:05 AM
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"We can't wait to find out the story behind all of this. That's assuming there is one."

According to the other news posts on here, the story is that Naughty was not invited to a birthday party for another bear. He makes a present anyway, gets picked on, goes out for revenge.

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Comment #23 by AshHousewares
Thursday, April 15, 2010 @ 10:16:42 AM
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I really would like to know if there is going to be any storyline for this game. Killing teddy bears is going to go stale fast, like probably one afternoon fast.

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Comment #24 by jtr1gg3r
Thursday, April 15, 2010 @ 10:19:19 AM
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@21 So you think this game is targeted at 3+ ????

its a bear with a shotgun killing other bears?

now if I was a parent I wouldnt want my kids playing this even tho it is bears its not exactly playing nice with each other bears is it

more like come here and i'll rip your throat out bears

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Comment #25 by Tim1601
Thursday, April 15, 2010 @ 11:04:46 AM
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Oh I get it, Naughty Bear is a working title for the next Hitman game.

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Comment #26 by GreaseMonkeyGB
Thursday, April 15, 2010 @ 11:25:11 AM
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@26 lol oh yh :L

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Comment #27 by Dr Popodopolus
Thursday, April 15, 2010 @ 12:29:54 PM
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Can't wait till this hits the bargain bins!! I'll give it 1 month.

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Comment #28 by Steel Stealth
Thursday, April 15, 2010 @ 01:00:27 PM
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@25: Lol yeah, it looks a bit like hitman with naughty bear hiding in the closet.

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Comment #29 by Thehefferkiller
Thursday, April 15, 2010 @ 02:44:17 PM
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i am SO getting this... and it's only rated T... what the effffff

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Comment #30 by tjhuss
Thursday, April 15, 2010 @ 03:31:06 PM
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Very funny, still not reaching the laugh out loud level of the peanut butter jelly one with him taking him out, but this ought to be some great mindless entertainment.

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Comment #31 by II Hyuga II
Thursday, April 15, 2010 @ 03:54:57 PM
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LOL its like neighbours from hell haah i defently rent this not buy tho

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Comment #32 by Elit3 m0nkey
Thursday, April 15, 2010 @ 09:23:16 PM
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This has been added to one of my most anticipated games of the year, right behind Reach.

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Comment #33 by Jmashed
Thursday, April 15, 2010 @ 09:31:45 PM
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Well I do think that was cool if you can only do something like that every ten minutes or so you can count me out. Think I'll stick with Splinter Cell, might give this one a rent at most.

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Comment #34 by Jim Auh Thee
Thursday, April 15, 2010 @ 10:16:43 PM
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i cant wait for this game @ the top of my list for this year

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Comment #35 by tjmunn
Friday, April 16, 2010 @ 12:17:25 AM
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The vids for this game are great. A for sure rent.

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Comment #36 by Nuffzx
Friday, April 16, 2010 @ 05:19:21 AM
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ahhaa looks funny

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Comment #37 by Voxael
Friday, April 16, 2010 @ 06:15:34 AM
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Did he ... ? Did he slit the other bear's throat before dumping him into the mixer?!

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Comment #38 by ViNyLek
Saturday, April 17, 2010 @ 10:46:49 PM
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I rly gotta stop reading your posts before the movies coz you always spoil the crap out of it!

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Comment #39 by Audiomonk
Monday, April 19, 2010 @ 01:45:24 PM
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British narator = complete hardcore(ness)

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