Splinter Cell: Conviction Wants You To Find New Friends To Play With

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Richard Walker

Do you have no mates? Or are your friends just completely rubbish at games? More specifically, do your buddies suck at Splinter Cell: Conviction?

Ubisoft has launched Splinter Cell Match just for you then, and you can register online now to find a player suited to your very own play style. 

All you have to do is register, fill out a quick questionnaire, and then the service will hook you up with any players who fit the bill.

Think it all sounds a bit weird? Let the trailer clear up any questions or misgivings you might have...

Comments
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  • Creepy
  • wow good for people with no friends
  • You gotta do what you gotta do to make friends ;)
  • LMAO!! It is like eHarmony for Splinter Cell!!
  • Sounds like a pretty good idea. And a funny video, lol.
  • This is pretty hilarious. The video, I mean. The concept is excellent, even for people with friends. Mine suck at being stealthy.
  • agree with #1.. very funny though lol
  • lol looks like they tried doing a MW2-type commercial. pretty funny actually :)
  • LOL wha a lod of shit! it shame lat they kiled the franchis with tis crape gam LoL
  • lol that was great
  • yawn
  • YEA! NOW I CAN ACTUALLY PLAY WITH SOMEONE WHO DOESN'T REALIZE THAT THIS GAME IS PART STEALTH LIKE ME!!! YEA FOR JUST RUNNING AND GUNNING!
  • #9 It's a shame how you killed the English language with that crap grammar.
  • sounds familuar, hmmmm isnt that why we use this site
  • Can you have sex too? xD Sorry, had to be said.
  • Hahahahaha wake the neighbors, CLASSIC!!
  • Sexual Prowling time!!!!!!!
  • is it me or is "The Brad" trying to be The Todd
  • Hahaha fucking quality.
  • @ 13 well said! i was just gonna say the same myself! neways, itz a guld idear fore peepol wiv no frends dat plaa da gaam and....hang on the bad grammar is catching on! i think it's a pretty good idea and more games should utilise this so you can find the perfect playing partner(s)
  • Does anybody know if they've stopped the weekly Thursday DLC? I haven't played it for a while after completing it.
  • #1 said it all. . . . .it is creepy.
  • nope, theyre still releasing weekly dlc. last week was an outfit for coop stuff
  • I don't care about matches! I want my Realistic Difficulty achievement =| Is that fixed yet?
  • @23, ok cool. I might start playing it again then :)
  • I'm in hysterics over how bad #9s grammar is I actually cannot stop laughing. I know it's mean, we should be comforting the mentally handicapped.
  • I love the fast talking terms and conditions part. Pure amazing.
  • * Slowly turns on off computer and walks away with nothing to say* lol
  • slowly turns off**
  • EPIC Fail
  • Um...all right.
  • Yawn...I don't need ubisoft's match making dating service :)
  • There's going to get a lot of trolling on that. Nice of them to do the effort though, would be nice to do this on other games. Oh wait I can just go to the Xbox360achievement Community and do so :P
  • Seems aimed at 13 year olds.
  • Creepy & awesome at the same time. The video was funny.
  • lol thats a deac idea @34 AGREED!!!
  • weird sh*. anyway...after how many weeks!? I sold this game already, this match making should have been updated on day of release.
  • @9 and ur spelling is a load of shit so ya
  • @9. yea you might want to fix that spelling buddy
  • #9 I love crape gam!
  • yea or you can come here and check the achievement trading thread lol
  • this is kind of weird haha. i think we mostly all have friends whom are gamers, more then likely they will play with us haha
  • LOL!! Nice one
  • @9 I vote for the banhammer. Starting with you. Unfortunately, as you're anonymous, or rather, too ashamed to show your gamertag, we can't do that. So, I vote for everybody ridiculing you, but to be quite honest, not worth the time typing it, since everyone knows you're probably a little 13 year old gangster wannabe with no friends, no life, living out of your parents' home, with no job. Congratulations on being a classic troll. Here's your shirt, the door's over there, and please let it hit you on the way out.
  • Hahaha, weird. Funny, though.
  • me thought it was funny. i wouldnt mind being matched up with that one chick in the video....if you know what i mean. im gonna have to whip out...my copy of splinter cell conviction again to get the new weeks dlc thingy and continue to try and finish the story on realistic. not much harder than normal or easy tho once you know what ur doing.
  • Lmao, half of my stats is not on their website and now all my hunter realistics are gone. Very weird but i had the achievement so idc :)
  • anybody up for coop fun send pm to MrGRMBL =) no need for ubisofts dating site lol
  • I sold my whole splinter cell collection as soon as i played conviction what a crap game that was, it ruined the whole series for me There are hardly any games worth playing anymore or comming out, its all crap they produce these days
  • @44 i am not 13 year old ganster wanabe i am 21 wiv serius lernin dificultys an i dont hav xbox live so cant showe my game tag, so evry one can you al stop be horible to me
  • Am I the only one who found waaay too many sexual hints??
  • 0.13 looks like red dead redemption wannabe
  • Stupid....
  • I think the vid has gone way over too many peoples heads here.
  • Brilliantly done! lol That was hilarious. Although I think I'd rather just find decent people here in our forums to play with.
  • Im using this right now my friends are shit at stealthy
  • Poor post number 9... I signed up for this but I've already traded the game in :(
  • That made me uncomfortable.
  • @#58 Why?! Splinter Cell: COnviction is amazing! new content every thursday for free! How can you not love that?! Plus the online modes are pretty cool ;)
  • @49 you are clearly mental. Just look at game room to see the sort of shit I had in my day. Games these says are amazing, but the anon of work and effort appears to be wasted on short sighted mongs that right off a game because its maybe a bit slower paced. Bet you moan about Alan wake next week for not having enough explosions or something.
  • that was just downright creepy funny but creepy
  • Hilarious video, honestly did not think Ubi had it in them!
  • wtf...
  • @9 dude you are just full of win hey. Good idea though
  • @44, if he is indeed 13 years of age then of course he would be living with his parents and be jobless, infact if he wasn't I'd be truly amazed.
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