Duke Nukem Forever
Duke Nukem Forever Asks: 'What Would Duke Do?' in Two New Trailers
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Really... Don't try this at home. It's really unhygienic and you could go blind. It's Duke Nukem Forever time again and this time he's chucking fecal matter around, lifted fresh from the toilet bowl. "What am I? A chimpanzee!" Duke pleads as he picks up poo and flings it at the walls.

Then we head out onto the football field, where Duke scores a super poo pick up combo, before scoring a stinky field goal. "It's goooood!" That's the first trailer... The second trailer asks, "what would Duke do?", as old flat top finds himself locked in a mid-air battle with a jetpack-wearing alien.

What Duke does, you'll have to see for yourself, but the solution is obvious. Check out the trailers and prepare to Hail to the King when Duke Nukem Forever (hopefully) launches on June 10th worldwide and June 14th in North America.


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Comment #1 by jgahagan
Friday, April 01, 2011 @ 06:41:27 AM
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Forever the class act...

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Comment #2 by brother bruse
Friday, April 01, 2011 @ 06:42:41 AM
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i know this game is going to be bad but i still cant wait

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Comment #3 by M 0 R T I K I A
Friday, April 01, 2011 @ 06:43:51 AM
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Its been 12 years in the making lets not think like that... other than the grabbing the crap from about 6 feet away, these vids were bad ass :)

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Comment #4 by TimTam AU
Friday, April 01, 2011 @ 06:46:14 AM
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Shit is gonna hit the fan.

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Comment #5 by JDMBO1
Friday, April 01, 2011 @ 06:58:03 AM
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Well that was rather interesting

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Comment #6 by PePzi NL
Friday, April 01, 2011 @ 06:58:59 AM
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I can't wait for the achievements on this game _O_ "Score a touchdown with a turd", hellyeah :"D

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Comment #7 by EngineerTheDead
Friday, April 01, 2011 @ 07:09:03 AM
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Faeces Forever?

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Comment #8 by Flibbity Floid
Friday, April 01, 2011 @ 07:10:09 AM
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I love that the opening of the game is going to surround the military objective to stop the aliens from stealing our babes - "Operation Cock Block" LOL!!! That and I saw the part about signing the autograph for Why I'm The Greatest: The Duke Nukem Story. Riotific.

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Comment #9 by SuperWoody64
Friday, April 01, 2011 @ 07:29:17 AM
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Anyone know when the beta is coming out?

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Comment #10 by HorsemanOfWar16
Friday, April 01, 2011 @ 07:41:35 AM
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Comment #11 by Casper Jazz
Friday, April 01, 2011 @ 07:47:13 AM
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I worry what I'll have to do with crap for achievements in that game, hookers of Earth beware

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Comment #12 by pined5551
Friday, April 01, 2011 @ 07:57:32 AM
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Im sorry, but this game is going to be exactly what it's advertising... SHIT!

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Comment #13 by Poisonheadcrab
Friday, April 01, 2011 @ 08:05:19 AM
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@10 it's been delayed for 12 years and they are going to keep on delaying it...FOREVER >:D

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Comment #14 by Samurai_King
Friday, April 01, 2011 @ 08:14:59 AM
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Never liked the origionals but i guess illl wait for some actual gameplay vids and see.

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Comment #15 by DEV1L MAY DIE
Friday, April 01, 2011 @ 08:16:45 AM
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lol this game is going to be sick.

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Comment #16 by DugDigger
Friday, April 01, 2011 @ 08:29:31 AM
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I think the poo flinging thing is an april fools joke

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Comment #17 by threefiftyzzz
Friday, April 01, 2011 @ 08:40:10 AM
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pissing on your enemy in mp would own teabagging but crappin on them would just be epic...

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Comment #18 by valiant
Friday, April 01, 2011 @ 08:42:25 AM
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score a field goal with a turd 10gs

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Comment #19 by FoxViper1
Friday, April 01, 2011 @ 09:16:49 AM
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if it seriously has been going to 12 years and been delays so many time you cant count. Then why the hell do you still want to play it(for the few that do).

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Comment #20 by Nevander
Friday, April 01, 2011 @ 09:22:49 AM
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The answer to "What Would Duke Do?" is actually D) Use his own damn jetpack. OH WAIT. They took it out. Gearbox -1.

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Comment #21 by maggotdude
Friday, April 01, 2011 @ 09:24:33 AM
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hahah i lol'ed pretty hard, i think the achievements are gonna be so fun in this game :)

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Comment #22 by ViNyLek
Friday, April 01, 2011 @ 09:51:24 AM
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@#14 These are actual gameplay vids and there is many more online... Thanks for breaking them down for me Richie. I did not even have to watch them. Would love myself some king right now:-P My wife saw some vids and she was like "yeah, that is a totally dude game" I was like "yep..."

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Comment #23 by strawberry
Friday, April 01, 2011 @ 09:58:10 AM
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I loled :)

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Comment #24 by Dr Popodopolus
Friday, April 01, 2011 @ 10:29:43 AM
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Of course the game is going to be pretty dire, but it's Duke Nukem, which makes it a must-buy. I can see this dropping in price, really, really fast.

Achievements should be fun.

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Comment #25 by DOBOYX2
Friday, April 01, 2011 @ 10:49:05 AM
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i bet this game will have some shitty achievements. lol

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Comment #26 by Woody28
Friday, April 01, 2011 @ 10:57:55 AM
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We've waited 12 years..... Please just give us the fucking game!!! :D

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Comment #27 by ultratog1028
Friday, April 01, 2011 @ 11:25:59 AM
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I'm not sure if the first one is real or not...

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Comment #28 by ultratog1028
Friday, April 01, 2011 @ 11:30:18 AM
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"I'm going to rip off your head and throw shit down your neck."

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Comment #29 by s.butler1
Friday, April 01, 2011 @ 12:28:20 PM
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I can't help thinking that it's April 1st and we have a video of poo.
Seems a little too obvious for an April Fool's day...

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Comment #30 by Killerspieler
Friday, April 01, 2011 @ 12:41:31 PM
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Holy shit !!!
What the poo is going on with the Duke ?!
Enough of this brown gameplay, i want my hands on XD.

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Comment #31 by l.maciver
Friday, April 01, 2011 @ 12:48:25 PM
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duke was the one who killed Mr Hanky, howdy howww

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Comment #32 by LordBunnyHunter
Friday, April 01, 2011 @ 01:17:50 PM
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Awesome. But by the way, the word skyscraper is spelled with a 'c', not with a 'k'. ;)

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Comment #33 by Opiate42
Friday, April 01, 2011 @ 01:28:30 PM
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So wrong, soo soooo wonderfully wrong.

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Comment #34 by M 0 R T I K I A
Friday, April 01, 2011 @ 03:11:20 PM
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anyone think there will be a 2 girls 1 cup reference in this game?? lol *puke*

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Comment #35 by xtkbilly
Friday, April 01, 2011 @ 03:31:59 PM
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Honestly, a game that has been in-the-making for 12 years CANNOT have very innovative gameplay. The mechanics have been set in stone for at least 7 years.
But the humor and situations can totally make the game worth it. As far as I can see, this game is still going to be a day one buy.

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Comment #36 by Rixiden
Friday, April 01, 2011 @ 03:46:09 PM
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I've been saying for awhile that Duke Nukem Forever is one big April Fool's joke in the making this year, and this really sets off a red flag now

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Comment #37 by Syder
Friday, April 01, 2011 @ 05:47:30 PM
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Alredy preorderd! Hail to the King. Baby.

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Comment #38 by xblackmambax 81
Friday, April 01, 2011 @ 07:11:46 PM
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@20 It was actually 3DR's decision to exclude the jetpack in DNF. Randy Pitchford in past interviews said that DNF is 3DR's vision of the game, so aside from polishing up the game, Gearbox didn't change anything.

But yeah, I'm also disappointed that there won't be a jetpack in single player. Oh well!

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Comment #39 by bio187
Saturday, April 02, 2011 @ 04:03:08 AM
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Hah you can tell that the people that are surprised to see the poo, truly don't know shit (badum tish) about DNF considering Randy told us eons ago that it was in the game.

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Comment #40 by hyperviper
Saturday, April 02, 2011 @ 01:19:50 PM
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i never thought poo could be so fun.

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Comment #41 by epicsanje
Saturday, April 02, 2011 @ 03:10:08 PM
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this game looks good

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Comment #42 by Louie Lewis1
Friday, April 08, 2011 @ 08:59:27 AM
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Game Info
Gearbox Software
2K Games


US June 14, 2011
Europe June 10, 2011

ESRB: Mature
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