Saints Row: The Third
Saints Row: The Third First Look Preview - Crime Pays
Written Thursday, June 02, 2011 By Lee Bradley
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Within about thirty seconds of our Saints Row: The Third demo, the player-character had taken a flying leap at a pedestrian and smashed him face-first into the pavement, before adopting a Michael Jackson Thriller-style victory pose.

A heartbeat later our “hero” was rampaging through the city, slapping people around the face with a giant, wobbly rubber dildo. Then in a flash he was sat in the cockpit of a VTOL jet, raining laser beams down on a terrified populace.

“Our goal with Saints Row: The Third was to make the most crazy, ridiculous, wacky, over the top open world experience you’ve ever seen. Everything that Saints Row is known for, we’re going to turn it up to 11.” Those are the words of the developers, Volition. Looks like they’re on track. The third entry to the series promises to be completely bonkers.

This time out the action moves to the down-at-heel city of Steelport. Introduced in a typical zany fashion (you arrive after falling from a jet plane and skydiving to safety), Steelport is smaller than the Saints’ traditional home of Stilwater. But what it lacks in size it more than makes up for in activity. Eschewing the more barren areas of the previous games, it’s a densely populated industrial hub crammed with incidental detail.

Lording it up above all of this is crime agency The Syndicate. Split into three distinct groups, each with its own charismatic leader, The Syndicate is comprised of the prostitute ring-running Morning Star, the money-laundering, hacktivist Deckers and the drug dealing, masked Luchadores. Between them, they rule the streets. Naturally, the Saints intend to take over.

Oh and there’s one more thing too. Since the climax of Saints Row 2, the Saints have become celebrities, with more merchandising and movie deals than you can wave a Johnny Gat branded lunchbox at. You’ll see billboards featuring their ugly mugs dotted around the city.

But none of that really matters. The joy of Saint’s Row is simply running rampage around an environment littered with brilliant toys. Volition know this. So if you’re not bludgeoning people to death with big, floppy sex aids, or smashing their face into the pavement, you’re indulging in all kinds of ludicrous exploits.

Apoca-fists are a highlight. They may seem like harmless foam hands, but once equipped they turn a punch into an explosive strike, reducing victims to a fine mist like claret-filled water balloonS. It looks deliriously fun. As does one particular vehicle that allows you to hoover up pedestrians and fire them out of a mounted canon. The demoer took great delight in flinging people across the skyline and splatting them against distant hoardings.

Clearly, when even the bog-standard melee combat allows you to kick people in the nuts and watch them crumple slowly to the ground, fun is at the forefront.

All this falls nicely into Volition’s masterplan. It’s a tired comparison, but Saints Row is best understood as a kind of alternate universe Grand Theft Auto, one where the Rockstar’s recent serious stylings have been abandoned in favour of the rampant, gleeful destruction of their early games. Nothing has changed in that regard.

This is no more apparent than in one of the Activities you’ll encounter, in which you are plonked into a tank and charged with racking up as much environmental damage as possible within an allotted time frame. It’s utter carnage. Forget realism and solemn storytelling, Saints Row: The Third is all about enjoying yourself in the most outrageous manner possible.

At risk of hammering home the point, the mission featured in the demo reflects this even further. Taken from an early stage of the game, it sees you and your gang pulling off a bank heist. But this is Saints Row, it’s not just any old bank heist.

Rather than cowering in the corner and handing over the money, the bank staff leap up onto the counters with a small army’s worth of weaponry and a huge gunfight ensues. Indeed it only stops after you’ve been lifted from the roof by a chopper while balancing perilously on a dangling bank safe, blasting at an endless stream of police helicopters and SWAT teams as you go. It’s mental.

Oh and you do this all with a ridiculously large bobble-head disguise on too. For reasons that escape me now.

On that note, one of the other features that Volition are pushing for Saints Row: The Third is the customisation engine. Inspired by some of the characters created by fans of the previous game, they’ve taken the opportunity to introduce a sizeable wedge of options. Everything from clothing to build and even skin tone can be adjusted.

Want a purple skinned, cross dressing dude in a PVC superhero outfit? All you have to do is click a few buttons and adjust a few sliders and it’s yours.

This new level of customisation extends to your vehicles too. Now you can adjust everything from the strength of your car’s armour, to its speed, colour and look. Personal expression, be it in your outfit, your ride, or the way you decide to eviscerate innocent passers by looks to be a key component of what Volition are gunning for this time out.

So ultimately, whether or not Saints Row: The Third appeals to you will depend on your reaction to the previous games. This is no reinvention, just an amplification of everything that made the series great in the first place. If the idea of wrapping a large rubber cock around the face of someone who doesn’t deserve it appeals, then this could definitely be the game for you. The rest should stick to paying their toll-booth fees in GTA IV.

Saints Row: The Third will be 'strapping it on' and hitting the streets on November 15th in North America and November 18th in Europe.


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Comment #1 by TheNautilus
Thursday, June 02, 2011 @ 02:49:55 AM
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this game is going to be insane i cant wait to play it

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Comment #2 by tigersrule
Thursday, June 02, 2011 @ 02:52:53 AM
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Lol. So much random shit. Laser beams, rubber dildos, foam hands that make people explode, and a vehicle that fires people out of a canon. Sounds like my kind of game. :D

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Comment #3 by vVISLAYERIVv
Thursday, June 02, 2011 @ 02:57:56 AM
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The screens look way too cartoony for me. Still going to get it for sure but I am a little worried

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Comment #4 by xbox360freak222
Thursday, June 02, 2011 @ 03:02:14 AM
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Comment #5 by Yautja46137
Thursday, June 02, 2011 @ 03:03:08 AM
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Instant buy. Saints row is so freaking fun in co-op.

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Comment #6 by asilent boom
Thursday, June 02, 2011 @ 03:27:38 AM
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This and BF3 are going to take up alot of my time during the holidays.

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Comment #7 by PonySl4ystation
Thursday, June 02, 2011 @ 03:28:40 AM
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Loved the first one but hated the online achievmnts!
still looks fucking dope!

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Comment #8 by Daiphyer.
Thursday, June 02, 2011 @ 03:29:32 AM
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Oh God the hype is nearing insanity level ...

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Comment #9 by Wardancer
Thursday, June 02, 2011 @ 03:35:05 AM
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Saints 2 was a big improvement over 1, I hope they continue that trend. Should be loads of fun again.

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Comment #10 by xContritiox
Thursday, June 02, 2011 @ 03:38:44 AM
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Day 1 buy for me!

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Comment #11 by ghostlymostly
Thursday, June 02, 2011 @ 03:47:33 AM
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i'm really looking forward to this, finally a good free roaming game the time will fly :D

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Comment #12 by shadowfeeder
Thursday, June 02, 2011 @ 03:49:41 AM
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Saints Row was ok. Saints Row 2 was godlike fun.
I hope the 3rd will be even more fun. =)

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Comment #13 by Frasr
Thursday, June 02, 2011 @ 03:52:44 AM
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this game looks amazing

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Comment #14 by HorsemanOfWar16
Thursday, June 02, 2011 @ 04:00:11 AM
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Saints Row is always enjoyable to play. Except when i played with my brother completed taking down one of the gangs and only he got achievement at the end :( lol - Hope there's less glitches in this one. Either way looking forward to SR3!

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Comment #15 by Jordbrett
Thursday, June 02, 2011 @ 04:00:55 AM
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Please please please fix the co-op freezing issue that plagued SR2! Can't wait for this game!!!

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Comment #16 by darakna
Thursday, June 02, 2011 @ 04:26:33 AM
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hmmm.... only 7 days to finish skyrim, totaly doable

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Comment #17 by EcT Felix
Thursday, June 02, 2011 @ 04:33:18 AM
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No time to play this !


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Comment #18 by DJSambob
Thursday, June 02, 2011 @ 04:42:29 AM
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"If the idea of wrapping a large rubber cock around the face of someone who doesn’t deserve it appeals, then this could definitely be the game for you."

Even if it wasn't possible to whack a guy in the face with a giant dildo, I would still buy the game. Saint's Row is everything I want from an open world game, and imo, it's better than GTA.

#17 Take your Call of Duty shit somewhere else, this article is actually about a GOOD game, we don't need the names of crap games in the comments.

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Comment #19 by oDrPepper
Thursday, June 02, 2011 @ 04:51:59 AM
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The wackier this game gets the more I want to play it. Saints Row 2 offered one of the best and funniest co-op experiences I've played, and this one looks like it's going to be ever better.

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Comment #20 by Twerps
Thursday, June 02, 2011 @ 04:55:13 AM
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Enjoyed all the Saints Row series, carn't wait for this one!

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Comment #21 by blaberer6
Thursday, June 02, 2011 @ 05:44:48 AM
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Comment #22 by headdragon
Thursday, June 02, 2011 @ 06:09:16 AM
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Is that a flamethrowing Johnny-Gat-Head ind one of the pictures? Ah Saints Row how I love you :)

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Comment #23 by Space Cadet
Thursday, June 02, 2011 @ 07:14:58 AM
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Preordering as I'm typing this. Wicked fun incoming.

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Comment #24 by ponypo2001
Thursday, June 02, 2011 @ 07:23:16 AM
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Easily one of my most anticipated games this year. Cannot wait.

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Comment #25 by SweatyPete x
Thursday, June 02, 2011 @ 07:45:21 AM
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Well honestly I'm psyched for SAINTS and MW3 aswell as alot of others OT - this game will be crazy especially in Co-Op

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Comment #26 by Islandweller
Thursday, June 02, 2011 @ 08:41:45 AM
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Who ever pays the toll booth fees in GTA? I've always just smashed through them lol

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Comment #27 by StakemZ
Thursday, June 02, 2011 @ 08:50:59 AM
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Saints Row is an amazing series. Some of the most fun games if not THE most fun games I've played in years.

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Comment #28 by Dr Popodopolus
Thursday, June 02, 2011 @ 12:01:34 PM
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Going to play this game hardcore getting 1000 and also the game is going to be brilliant so I'm gonna have a blast doing so!

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Comment #29 by FERNANDO
Thursday, June 02, 2011 @ 12:03:42 PM
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@28 there will be coop..

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Comment #30 by Masta Mylez
Thursday, June 02, 2011 @ 12:19:55 PM
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I hope they try and at least cut down some of the glitches and bugs from SR1 and SR2. Still a fun game to play. I am suprised by the lack of GTA comments so far. It seems like everytime there is a SR forum all you do is read about GTA is some fashion.

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Comment #31 by DOA_Rose
Thursday, June 02, 2011 @ 01:24:48 PM
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Can't wait to get this!

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Comment #32 by ViNyLek
Thursday, June 02, 2011 @ 02:14:33 PM
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In all the honesty I don't feel like anyone special when hitting someone in the face with giant rubber dick, but I am a little interested in the game. It will all depend on what else I hear about this as I have not played previous games.

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Comment #33 by Vulture
Thursday, June 02, 2011 @ 02:56:44 PM
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horrible visuals.

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Comment #34 by MakoBallistic
Thursday, June 02, 2011 @ 06:43:55 PM
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LOOKS SICK! cant wait to make myself loads of crazy characters, cars and chaos!!!! And a week after Skyrim! Bring on November.

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Comment #35 by Fire Mage
Thursday, June 02, 2011 @ 07:32:21 PM
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Sounds fun, but I don't know.

I guess I'm the only one who thinks so, but I actually enjoyed the first Saints Row lightyears more than Saints Row 2.

I actually liked the story of the first game, and I thought it was pretty interesting overall. I thought Saints Row 2 sucked as I hated most of the characters, the story, and so on. Guess I just didn't like the direction.

There's a topic in the Saints Row 2 forum by me if anyone cares to read, so you can see my reasoning and comparisons without just saying I'm dumb for disliking it.

Anyway... it'll probably be pretty close with this one. :/

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Comment #36 by Magicman10893
Friday, June 03, 2011 @ 12:25:28 AM
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But that's the good kind of multiplayer. The poster you were replying to was talking about the boring, annoying and pointless competitive multiplayer that was needlessly tacked on. Now all that precious disc space and development time can go into making the game as balls to the wall awesome!

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Comment #37 by PolledChild
Friday, June 03, 2011 @ 05:33:45 AM
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can't wait to see what achievement they have attached to the purple monster..

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Comment #38 by Samurai Kadaj
Friday, June 03, 2011 @ 05:53:42 AM
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@17 Have fun paying an extra subscription fee to play that game, along with the $15 DLC's that come out predictably every few months.

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Comment #39 by mjc0961
Saturday, June 04, 2011 @ 12:59:22 AM
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Can I have this game now, please? I need it. I need it really badly.

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Comment #40 by aosiding
Saturday, June 04, 2011 @ 04:03:58 PM
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I smell an achievement for kicking civilians in the balls, and another for crashing a jet into a densely populated area lol

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Comment #41 by GreyTemplar
Saturday, June 04, 2011 @ 04:05:15 PM
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I have honestly never played a Saint's Row game but those jets have me intrigued >.> hopefully better than GTA..

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Comment #42 by rabblerouser
Saturday, June 04, 2011 @ 05:01:19 PM
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I like how over the top 2 was

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Comment #43 by OMGmyFACE
Saturday, June 04, 2011 @ 05:55:34 PM
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"If the idea of wrapping a large rubber cock around the face of someone who doesn’t deserve it appeals, then this could definitely be the game for you."

Loved the first two. Preordering immediately.

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Comment #44 by COMMANDO626
Saturday, June 04, 2011 @ 06:17:45 PM
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Comment #45 by crunchb3rry
Saturday, June 04, 2011 @ 10:38:59 PM
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I just hope they still have the British dude voice for character creation. That made the game 10x funnier.

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Comment #46 by y2j3r3my
Sunday, June 05, 2011 @ 04:42:33 AM
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cant wait either folks. big fan of the first two and im actually just finishing up part 2 now. cant say what took me so long but 5 mins back in the tray and i remembered why i love this series. november cant come fast enough!

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Comment #47 by In Flames
Sunday, June 05, 2011 @ 05:08:20 AM
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@45 yes! haha that was the best voice, did anyone else find it odd that the one white person voice was brittish while the others where mexican and african american. what about caucasian american?...

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Comment #48 by sensorykyle
Sunday, June 05, 2011 @ 05:12:36 PM
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cant wait for this saints row is one of my favorite video games

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Comment #49 by Ill009
Sunday, June 05, 2011 @ 05:32:18 PM
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I just can't wait!

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Comment #50 by D-star
Sunday, June 05, 2011 @ 09:46:05 PM
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It doesn't need to be GTA IV but i wish i looked more realistic too.

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Comment #51 by Adecool
Monday, June 06, 2011 @ 06:01:30 AM
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this is gonna be the best christmas ever, saints row and battlefield 3!

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Comment #52 by LowerKibbles
Monday, June 06, 2011 @ 08:13:52 PM
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Comment #53 by SpongebobRoundpants
Tuesday, June 07, 2011 @ 03:03:30 AM
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I hope there is an achievement for reaching highest level in multiplayer

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Comment #54 by Lord Arkhan
Tuesday, June 07, 2011 @ 11:35:06 AM
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I have seen a few things about this game but has it been confirmed yet that there is Co-op? That was my favorite part of SR2 and from what I have read everyone assumes it is in but they haven't confirmed it yet, at least not that I could find.

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Comment #55 by Lord Arkhan
Tuesday, June 07, 2011 @ 11:38:31 AM
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Nevermind Just found it! WOOT CO-OP FTW!!!

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Comment #56 by xRelentlessx
Tuesday, June 07, 2011 @ 03:38:52 PM
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I already have it pre-ordered, liked the first, loved the second and i know this one will be awesome too

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Comment #57 by a fat turkey
Tuesday, June 07, 2011 @ 05:31:48 PM
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Is the 2nd one any better? I only played the 1st one and I thought it was completely horrible. Could someone who hated the 1st enjoy the 2nd?

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Comment #58 by x aLdo7
Wednesday, June 08, 2011 @ 04:57:18 AM
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how can you hate the 1st one its the best and yes the 2nd is better in a lot of areas but the 1st still has some advantages over 2

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Comment #59 by Goldyman77
Wednesday, June 08, 2011 @ 11:04:26 PM
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Well I now must OFFICIALLY thank the gaming industry for taking up all the time in my life, for between playing this, BF3, MW3, Duke Nukem and every other fantastic looking game I don't see how I'm ever going to get to work. Thus, Volition, I start by telling you, THANK YOU and may 11/15/11 COME SOONER ALREADY...FOR I'M INSTILLING THE NEW DEATH PENALTY UPON ALL "DEATH BY DILDO"!

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Comment #60 by xeodus9
Thursday, June 09, 2011 @ 07:43:40 PM
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Comment #61 by havocix
Friday, June 10, 2011 @ 12:01:02 AM
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ffs why do all the good games have to come out around the same date..

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Comment #62 by inkyspot
Friday, June 10, 2011 @ 06:49:58 AM
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Okay, the have to put in that Magnet gun from Red Faction Armaggedon in there as a unlock. After you beat the game once of course (since I think it a game breaking weapon(, but wouldn't that be awesome?

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Comment #63 by smf stoz
Friday, June 10, 2011 @ 07:03:09 AM
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i'm so looking forwards to this game. just hope it's as good as 2

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Comment #64 by SaiyanYouri4
Friday, June 10, 2011 @ 09:56:32 AM
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i can't wait for it, i have play 2 so many times

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Comment #65 by morno
Saturday, June 11, 2011 @ 07:27:03 AM
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preorded it! it will be so AWSOME!

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Comment #66 by jimmy papa
Sunday, June 12, 2011 @ 05:50:09 AM
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i hope the achievements easy to unlock than saint row 2

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Comment #67 by Krafty92
Monday, June 13, 2011 @ 07:58:08 AM
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As long as multiplayer is not pay to play I'd be down for some online other than that great game love the single player experience for sure.

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Comment #68 by NiK tHe LeGeNd
Monday, June 13, 2011 @ 09:20:59 AM
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I've already pre-ordered this, I can't wait!!! :D

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Comment #69 by ATOMICKILA3000
Monday, June 13, 2011 @ 04:31:31 PM
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@67 They already said that the online will be scraped off.Im kinda glad it is so that way they have more time to focus on single player and co-op.

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Comment #70 by clay73n73
Tuesday, June 14, 2011 @ 12:02:35 PM
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Comment #71 by Troy89
Tuesday, June 14, 2011 @ 01:18:03 PM
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ive done bought both the othe SR games and im playing them now to get ready for the third whos with me

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Comment #72 by sepasitiano machiavelli
Tuesday, June 14, 2011 @ 08:38:25 PM
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i use too be a big 'gta' fanboy but when i played 'sr' i had flip, the best co-op experience ever... go the row...

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Comment #73 by jakekel666
Wednesday, June 15, 2011 @ 02:19:46 PM
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I need to know everything there is to know about this game, i loved saintr row 2 and this is by far going to be my most favorite game so far in my life. Thats how awesome this looks, also i want to see if the people physics have been improved, in saints row 2 jumping off a building and hitting something you freeze in mid air until you hit something else. First thing im gonna do is find the biggest building and jump it :)

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Comment #74 by Afc JoNNy Rfc
Friday, June 17, 2011 @ 07:41:13 AM
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Holy Shit this looks like a cartoon movie. If I get this ill use it has Poo Roll :D

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Comment #75 by spiritdestin
Saturday, June 18, 2011 @ 04:06:44 AM
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you sir should be hit by said dildo sword

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Comment #76 by Eternal Domain
Sunday, June 19, 2011 @ 08:40:41 AM
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cant wait for this game, absolutely loved the first 2 lets see what it brings :)

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Comment #77 by Lord Nihlathak
Monday, June 20, 2011 @ 02:12:48 AM
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I wanna share this with you guys.

I just couldn't stop laughing. Don't get me wrong, I love GTA but this is over the top, just the dosis of sillyness that I need.

Must buy nonetless.

(How bad is my english?) ^^

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