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Team Fortress 2 Add On Achievements Uncovered?
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Attention Team Fortress junkies, there is a new map on the way called Goldrush [which you may have already known] and 36 achievements.

Even better, thanks to the guys over at Kotaku, we now know what they all are. If that didn't make you happy, unlocking these achievements will net you some fancy weapons. However, they are unclear as to whether these will just be PC achievements or 360 achievements as well.

Kotaku writes...

"One third of the achievements will net you The Blutauger, a new syringe gun. This weapon does not give critical damage, but instead sucks health from the enemy on impact. Earn two thirds of the achievements and you will get The Critzcrieg, a new medigun that will rapid fire critical rockets. Getting all the achievements will see you receiving The Ubersaw which takes melee combat damage and converts it into Ubercharge. Four direct hits with it will charge up whatever Medigun your Medic has currently equipped."

Sounds very sweet. Check out what you need to do to unlock the weapons below with the full list of achievements.

 

All 36 Achievements

First Do No Harm: Play a full round without killing any enemies and score the highest on a team of six or more players

Quadruple Bypass: Heal a teammate who is taking fire form four enemies at once

Group Health: Work with two other medics to deploy three simultaneous Ubercharges

Surgical Prep: Have an Ubercharge ready before the set up phase ends

Trauma Queen: Deploy three Ubercharges in less than five minutes and assist in five kills during that time

Double Blind Trial: deploy an Ubercharge within eight seconds of a nearby enemy medic deploying his

Play Doctor: In a team with no Medics, be first to switch to Medic after a teammate calls medic and heal 500 health

Triage: Deploy an Ubercharge on a teammate less than a second before they are hit by a critical explosive

Preventative Medicine: Block the enemy from capturing a control point with an Ubercharged teammate

Consultation: Assist a fellow Medic in killing five enemies in a single life

Does It Hurt When I Do This?: Kill fifty Scouts with your syringe gun

Peer Review: Kill fifty Medics with your bone saw

Big Pharma: Assist a heavy in killing thirty enemies where neither of you die

You'll Feel a Little Prick: Assist in killing four enemies with a single Ubercharge on a Scout

Autoclave: Assist in burning eight enemies with a single Ubercharge on a Pyro

Blast Assist: Assist in exploding five enemies with a single Ubercharge on a Soldier

Blunt Trauma: Assist in punching out for enemies with a single Ubercharge on a Heavy

Medical Breakthrough: Assist in destroying eight enemy Engineer buildings with a single Ubercharge on a Demoman

Midwife Crisis: Heal an Engineer as he repairs his sentry gun while it's under enemy fire

Ubi Concordia, Ibi Victoria: Assist in killing five enemies on an enemy control point in a single life

Grand Rounds: Heal two hundred teammates after they have called for Medic

Infernal Medicine: Extinguish one hundred burning teammates

Doctor Assisted Homicide: Assist in killing twenty nemeses

Placebo Effect: Kill five enemies in a single life, while having your Ubercharge ready but undeployed

Sawbones: Hit enemies with your bone saw ten times in a row without dieing or missing

Intern: Accumulate seven thousand heal points in a single life

Specialist: Accumulate ten thousand heal points in a single life

Chief of Staff: Accumulate ten million total health points

Hypocritical Oath: Kill an enemy spy that you have been healing

Medical Intervention: Save a falling teammate from dying on impact

Second Opinion: Ubercharge two teammates at once

Autopsy Report: Provide an enemy with a freeze cam shot of you taunting above their ragdoll

FYI I am a Medic: use a bone saw to kill five enemy spies who have been calling for Medic

Family Practice: Ubercharge ten of your steam community friends

House Call: Join a game that one of your friends is in and then deploy an Ubercharge on him

Bedside Manner: Be healing a teammate as he achieves an achievement of his own

 

Read the full article here. Great read for all Team Fortress fans.

 

UPDATE: Confusion surrounds whether these are either a.) PC achievements or 360 achievements, Kotaku weren't clear on that. But with some TF2 DLC on the way... Only time will tell.

UPDATE2: This is Alan Pettit (aka The Pants Party) updating Mr. Webb's post. I can confirm that these are "Steam" achievements, and will only be available via the PC version of the game, which does not update to an Xbox Live Gamertag. They will show via your Steam profile and that is all.

Valve/Microsoft came to an agreement that they could use 99 achievements in the Xbox 360 version's launch, but Valve was not allowed to add any additional achievements, regardless of the 1250 rule, because there is also now a 99 achievement rule. Obviously the PC version has no such restrictions since it is not a Games for Windows Live title and does not connect via Xbox Live.

Sorry to disappoint!




 
 

User Comments

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Comment #1 by MA5TER 0051
Wednesday, April 16, 2008 @ 06:58:05 PM
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Oh wow!

Can't wait...


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Comment #2 by Carlos123977
Wednesday, April 16, 2008 @ 06:58:56 PM
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Looks like some tough achievements...awesome.

Has there been a game with as many ahcievements as The Orange Box? I'm pretty sure it has 135 achievements now.


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Comment #3 by Blackjaw x
Wednesday, April 16, 2008 @ 06:59:01 PM
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This must be fake.


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Comment #4 by Blackjaw x
Wednesday, April 16, 2008 @ 07:00:24 PM
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Like seriously, what the fuck?


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Comment #5 by Blackjaw x
Wednesday, April 16, 2008 @ 07:00:32 PM
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One more time... these are completely retarded.


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Comment #6 by arCtiK AsSaSsIn
Wednesday, April 16, 2008 @ 07:00:36 PM
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I hope these are real because it will give me more reason to play TF2! Maybe they will attempt to fix the lag issues. (please!)


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Comment #7 by HuskerFan11
Wednesday, April 16, 2008 @ 07:00:53 PM
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these has to be FAKE


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Comment #8 by stave000
Wednesday, April 16, 2008 @ 07:02:08 PM
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that's.... wierd...


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Comment #9 by Tobi
Wednesday, April 16, 2008 @ 07:02:48 PM
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Heal steam community friends? Show someone a screenshot of you over their ragdoll? wtf?


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Comment #10 by Webb [STAFF]
Wednesday, April 16, 2008 @ 07:04:26 PM
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Why the hell would they be fake people? *shakes head*


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Comment #11 by Carlos123977
Wednesday, April 16, 2008 @ 07:04:37 PM
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I wonder how much are all those achievements worth in gamerscore though... most of those are medic achievements, maybe they will make some DLC for the rest of the classes also?


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Comment #12 by AngryBeaver914
Wednesday, April 16, 2008 @ 07:05:15 PM
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any new achievements would be sweet but why are they only for medics?


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Comment #13 by Blackjaw x
Wednesday, April 16, 2008 @ 07:05:30 PM
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"taking fire form four" - typo

"Have an Ubercharge ready before the set up phase ends" - can't be done

"Deploy three Ubercharges in less than five minutes" - can't be done

"Assist a heavy in killing thirty enemies where neither of you die" - nearly impossible

"With a single ubercharge, assist kill enemies" - they wouldn't even respawn in time before ubercharge runs out

"Kill five enemies in a single life, while having your Ubercharge ready but undeployed" - hella hard

"Hit enemies with your bone saw ten times in a row without dieing or missing" -wtf?

"Second Opinion: Ubercharge two teammates at once" -100% impossible

"Autopsy Report: Provide an enemy with a freeze cam shot of you taunting above their ragdoll" - 345903740% impossible

"FYI I am a Medic: use a bon


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Comment #14 by McBride96
Wednesday, April 16, 2008 @ 07:06:23 PM
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gnarly WOW 36 FOOK ME


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Comment #15 by lozerbick
Wednesday, April 16, 2008 @ 07:07:09 PM
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Sounds like Bedside Manner, Group Health, Double Blind Trial, and Surgical Prep could all be done at one time.

First Do No Harm - no way thats ever happening.

Second Opinion - how do you uber charge two people at once!?


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Comment #16 by kiwi18
Wednesday, April 16, 2008 @ 07:08:05 PM
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Seems like a lot if there is only going to be a 250 point add on like most DLC. Hopefully they are worth more.


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Comment #17 by beonit
Wednesday, April 16, 2008 @ 07:08:40 PM
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gay!


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Comment #18 by Augustus
Wednesday, April 16, 2008 @ 07:09:55 PM
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Yeah, I'm not exactly convinced they made 36 new achievements to coincide with the release of ONE MAP.


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Comment #19 by Blackjaw x
Wednesday, April 16, 2008 @ 07:11:31 PM
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CONTINUED FROM ABOVE...

e saw to kill five enemy spies who have been calling for Medic" - wtf?

"Family Practice: Ubercharge ten of your steam community friends" - steam + 360 = no

"Bedside Manner: Be healing a teammate as he achieves an achievement of his own" - how would it know?!


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Comment #20 by Io Haze oI
Wednesday, April 16, 2008 @ 07:11:46 PM
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As far as it goes the list is unfortunatly only for the PC version of TF2. I was looking forward to getting this game out again. Ah well have fun PC gamers :(


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Comment #21 by Shaynringan
Wednesday, April 16, 2008 @ 07:14:18 PM
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These look great. And regardless of what you may say, they are all possible. If you don't know how to charge ubercharge during set-up phase, you haven't been playing long enough to pass judgment on this list. :-)


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Comment #22 by Killer66250
Wednesday, April 16, 2008 @ 07:15:37 PM
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Are these for real?


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Comment #23 by Blackjaw x
Wednesday, April 16, 2008 @ 07:16:29 PM
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Shaynringan, since when can you: Take Screenshots, Link your Steam Account, Be notified when a teammate gets an achievement, Ubercharge two teammates at once?


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Comment #24 by Webb [STAFF]
Wednesday, April 16, 2008 @ 07:17:00 PM
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Wooah, they are a direct copy and paste from Kotaku... You know, the huge gaming blog that is run by that multi million pound company. Check the links if you don't believe me *rolls eye*

But Kotaku doesn't make it clear what platform they are for so I will add an update.


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Comment #25 by Blackjaw x
Wednesday, April 16, 2008 @ 07:19:10 PM
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Yeah Webb, that was what I thought... they're for PC.
PC is the platform getting the weapon system, PC is the one who can take screenshots, PC is the one that has anything to do with Steam, etc.


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Comment #26 by Sasukedevil
Wednesday, April 16, 2008 @ 07:19:20 PM
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This is only for PC. No official word of Medic achievements coming to 360. Possibly just the maps. Why does everyone think that?


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Comment #27 by JakK93
Wednesday, April 16, 2008 @ 07:22:27 PM
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Team fortress lets the whole orange box down


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Comment #28 by Phool
Wednesday, April 16, 2008 @ 07:25:57 PM
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These are all fakkin Medic achievements. I just finished playing as the freakin medic. Well, I did score a lot of kills with that saw. Love it.


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Comment #29 by Axe Argonian
Wednesday, April 16, 2008 @ 07:25:59 PM
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Kotaku is lying from hell. Why would I have steam friends? Also,'Uber-charge'? Some of those achievements are just almost impossible. 'Heal someone while he gets an achievement?' BS I say. BS


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Comment #30 by Axe Argonian
Wednesday, April 16, 2008 @ 07:30:53 PM
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If that's real,then those are the crappiest and most retarded achievements in achievement history.


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Comment #31 by Art
Wednesday, April 16, 2008 @ 07:31:00 PM
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Blackjaw, it's not a screenshot...when you die the camera freezes on the person who killed you...if they are performing their character's "taunt" when the screen freezes, they'll get the achievement.


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Comment #32 by Twilight Star
Wednesday, April 16, 2008 @ 07:32:49 PM
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a total of 135 achievements *jaw drops* if it is for the 360.


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Comment #33 by Axe Argonian
Wednesday, April 16, 2008 @ 07:33:01 PM
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10 MILLION HEALTH POINTS? Okay,it's confirmed; those are fake.


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Comment #34 by TRIP OG13
Wednesday, April 16, 2008 @ 07:36:11 PM
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I really hope that they become avalible too the 360 also...... im kinda dissopointed that the achievments are all medic related


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Comment #35 by Blackjaw x
Wednesday, April 16, 2008 @ 07:36:56 PM
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Yeah I'm not even worried anymore, when I say some of them are impossible I mean in the most literal sense imaginable.

I believe visiting the afterlife while awake to be possible, I have all but one achievement in Quake 4 and every achievement in other hard games and call those all possible feats unlike most people... but I call these impossible.

If these exact achievements are put on the 360, I will personally donate $10 to x360a, $10 to Webb himself and resign from achievements and this site forever.


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Comment #36 by TheRoadHead
Wednesday, April 16, 2008 @ 07:39:38 PM
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Man this is one time i don't care about points i just want the map the PC got months ago and the one they are getting soon on my 360.


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Comment #37 by voorhees88
Wednesday, April 16, 2008 @ 07:41:37 PM
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no thanks, their possible, but that is WAY too much effort to boost for those.


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Comment #38 by LegitLostLegend
Wednesday, April 16, 2008 @ 07:46:07 PM
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135 ach's never woulda guessed


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Comment #39 by Bzook
Wednesday, April 16, 2008 @ 07:52:33 PM
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Actually, it has been stated by Valve (in OXM, ill try to find the issue #) that while they plan on adding DLC, they CANNOT add anymore points to the current gamerscore, even though it is only at 1000 out of a possible 1250. the reason, MS only allows a MAXIMUM amount of 99 achievments (in total, that would INCLUDE all DLC) to be in one game. it comes with 99 to start, therefor... no more points to be had by it.

not to mention that at least half that list is impossible, as already stated by Blackjaw and a few others... hehe.


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Comment #40 by Volucer
Wednesday, April 16, 2008 @ 07:52:53 PM
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So glad I got this on PC. But that list looks fake. If it is true, then I'll never get my Ubersaw :(


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Comment #41 by Mercutio111
Wednesday, April 16, 2008 @ 07:59:17 PM
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Has to be a freaking Joke
BlackJaw pointed out all the reasons these ach.s are stupid. Who still plays this game anyway?!


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Comment #42 by Ritual Beating
Wednesday, April 16, 2008 @ 08:04:09 PM
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Im actually glad, as much as I love TF2, that theese are pc only as they all would suck to try and get.

Especially since I can garuntee every game would be 95% medics on each side


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Comment #43 by Suplemental
Wednesday, April 16, 2008 @ 08:05:57 PM
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To Mercuito11 -Like loads of people around the world would do duh !
And my own opinion about the ach's/map sounds great i ain't really played the game much but these ach's look through the roof hard but just because they look it doesn't mean they're impossible!


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Comment #44 by Blackout Down
Wednesday, April 16, 2008 @ 08:14:52 PM
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umm i heard there is not gonna be a new map for TF2 cause of how huge the map is. And if i read wrong im sorry but i no for a fact that 360 IS NOT GETTING NEW WEAPONS


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Comment #45 by Blackjaw x
Wednesday, April 16, 2008 @ 08:16:41 PM
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Again, they are impossible in every sense of the word.

Here's one of a few possible great ways to explain it:

Show me how to take and send a screenshot to an enemy in a way that the game will recognize what is happening in the image and unlock an achievement as a result.


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Comment #46 by Skullboynat
Wednesday, April 16, 2008 @ 08:22:06 PM
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Blackjaw, you're really not listening.
All of those Achievements are possible(apart from the steam friends, thats just pc users.)they're just hard.

And it doesn't say anything about sending screenshots, it simply means when you die, the camera freezes on the person that kills you. Taunt as their camera freezes on you-- Achievement unlocked.


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Comment #47 by Revamp1
Wednesday, April 16, 2008 @ 08:26:11 PM
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These are great, good thing I play on PC. OB on xbox is retarded anyways.


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Comment #48 by fallingeastward
Wednesday, April 16, 2008 @ 08:33:17 PM
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These are for PC only I'm pretty sure. If I know the PC game correctly, each class is going to have achievements and when you unlock a certain number, you get new weapons and abilities, ect. They aren't impossible, they are supposed to be hard so the games stays kinda balanced on the PC.


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Comment #49 by flipitdave
Wednesday, April 16, 2008 @ 08:36:24 PM
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At Blackjaw x: If a soldier rocket jumps while you have a charge on him you can get the ubercharge in about 45 seconds


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Comment #50 by SuperSteve120
Wednesday, April 16, 2008 @ 08:37:30 PM
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The Ubercharge two people at once is the new medic gun they are releasing, the leveled up version handles multiple people.


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Comment #51 by Nytemare19
Wednesday, April 16, 2008 @ 08:40:51 PM
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It seems to me that some of these are tailor made for a few players to get together and trade. I see that a fair amount of them are incredibly hard, but these achievements don't just give points, they give you new weapons! That's huge.

The heal X amount in a single life seems like it could be difficult to pull off in a real match (though again, a friendly soldier could just fix that for you in the respawn rooms). I almost choked on my soda when I read the "Chief of Staff: Accumulate ten million total health points" but that's TOTAL, so it will keep a running tab across rounds.

All in all, I see these as being pretty rough, but do-able.


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Comment #52 by UNDERWALLY
Wednesday, April 16, 2008 @ 08:45:36 PM
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THIS ACHIEVEMENTS SUCKS!! SUCKS BIG TIME
and those are for the pc thankfully, beacause you can't have more than 100 achievements according to Microsoft


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Comment #53 by Bzook
Wednesday, April 16, 2008 @ 08:57:27 PM
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there is no possible way to get an ubercharge before a match starts, there simply is not enough time. its impossible. unless they have matches starting that give you 2 minutes before it starts up to try and charge one of these babies. but even then it'd take you a while on a non-injured person. since we all know your charge only builds up at a decent rate if your actually healing damage... we did all know that right? lol

also, i thought the only way to extinguish fire was to jump into water... can a medic extinguish fires now? heal thru fire damage yeah, but extinguish all of a sudden?


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Comment #54 by Blackjaw x
Wednesday, April 16, 2008 @ 08:58:04 PM
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Skullboy, you're right. Don't know why I didn't notice that.


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Comment #55 by EL1TExWARRIOR
Wednesday, April 16, 2008 @ 08:58:50 PM
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WOW, doesn't the Orange Box have like 99 achievements or something? And now they got these ones too...


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Comment #56 by Nytemare19
Wednesday, April 16, 2008 @ 08:59:13 PM
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Many of these are meant to be completed over a long period of time, across many rounds. I am so glad Valve put in the status meters so you could follow your progress on these.


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Comment #57 by afexracerx
Wednesday, April 16, 2008 @ 09:02:59 PM
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Since OB is already at it's cap for number of achievements, they might just add these as in-game achievements that have no effect on your GS. That would be pretty sweet. IF this is real, could we then see new in-game achievements for every class? Since these all seem to be for the medic only.


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Comment #58 by thetank09
Wednesday, April 16, 2008 @ 09:08:11 PM
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GAY Achievements!!!!!!!


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Comment #59 by Hammer 5O2
Wednesday, April 16, 2008 @ 09:21:33 PM
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new achievements always good


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Comment #60 by D.scream
Wednesday, April 16, 2008 @ 09:29:33 PM
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I really hope they don't add these
Every freaking match will be full of medics thus canceling out the fun and just an achievement match instead


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Comment #61 by piez
Wednesday, April 16, 2008 @ 09:32:01 PM
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These achievements suck big time. Thank God they're not real (Thanks BZook!).


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Comment #62 by Lord of Orion
Wednesday, April 16, 2008 @ 09:38:43 PM
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Dude ... that would make 135 achievements for this game ... yeah I am so glad this is not on my gamercard!


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Comment #63 by Feel My Rage
Wednesday, April 16, 2008 @ 09:43:17 PM
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Wow...you people obviously did NOT pay attention to one of the last achievements.

"Family Practice: Ubercharge ten of your steam community friends"

STEAM COMMUNITY.Thats PC people.Steam doesn't exist on the X360.Now, quit your bitchin already.None of that stuff(with the exception of the one i pulled for this post) is impossible.Now quit crying.Sheesh.


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Comment #64 by flipitdave
Wednesday, April 16, 2008 @ 09:49:30 PM
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Hey BZook have a soldier rocketjump in a corner with your charge on. You will get the ubercharge in 45 seconds


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Comment #65 by kiwi18
Wednesday, April 16, 2008 @ 09:49:40 PM
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They are not real. BZook is right. Why is this on the homepage again?? Didn't know we supported fake achievements.


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Comment #66 by ArmyOfPie
Wednesday, April 16, 2008 @ 09:52:17 PM
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Sounds great. I can't wait for this to be released.


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Comment #67 by Pheonix_Assassin
Wednesday, April 16, 2008 @ 10:18:44 PM
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LOL i quote "You'll Feel a Little Prick" will never be used since Prick would offend people probally


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Comment #68 by Lukee666
Wednesday, April 16, 2008 @ 10:21:00 PM
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i may not have the game yet but the heal a teamate whilst he gets a achievement gave it away a being bullshit


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Comment #69 by tunaleg
Wednesday, April 16, 2008 @ 10:27:01 PM
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Great, so we're going to have games where everyone's running around as medics trying to get achievements, pathetic


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Comment #70 by CriscoDisco878
Wednesday, April 16, 2008 @ 10:34:42 PM
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these are ridiculous


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Comment #71 by darquesyde
Wednesday, April 16, 2008 @ 10:41:05 PM
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Yah, I was glad to see the "steam" listed on there, so all the confusion was set aside for me and my 360.


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Comment #72 by Blackjaw x
Wednesday, April 16, 2008 @ 10:42:11 PM
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Is anyone else having trouble rating this game? (This one specifically, the other ones work fine)


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Comment #73 by fallingeastward
Wednesday, April 16, 2008 @ 10:50:26 PM
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To those of you saying it's not possible to get an uber before the round starts, it is, you just need a soldier to fire at the ground a few times.


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Comment #74 by MrGuileful
Wednesday, April 16, 2008 @ 10:56:57 PM
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they obviously really want people to play as medics, because it has been my xp, that no one does because its not all that much fun, so by rewarding people for doing it more people will play as medics


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Comment #75 by technique420
Wednesday, April 16, 2008 @ 11:06:48 PM
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add ons to boring games..why?


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Comment #76 by Xythar
Wednesday, April 16, 2008 @ 11:23:33 PM
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TF2 is far from boring


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Comment #77 by Hadreck
Wednesday, April 16, 2008 @ 11:52:48 PM
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TF2 Is a niice game im pretty shure il pick this one up.


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Comment #78 by Hoebagger
Thursday, April 17, 2008 @ 12:18:17 AM
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Gosh, i was getting ecited....


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Comment #79 by The Danielnator
Thursday, April 17, 2008 @ 12:21:52 AM
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Wow im surprised you guys are this slow.. this is months old news.


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Comment #80 by VampireViking
Thursday, April 17, 2008 @ 12:32:19 AM
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wtf


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Comment #81 by Feel My Rage
Thursday, April 17, 2008 @ 01:00:28 AM
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"Wow im surprised you guys are this slow.. this is months old news."

Prove it.Show us a link to where you heard it months ago.Without proof, its a lie.


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Comment #82 by Saracin
Thursday, April 17, 2008 @ 01:07:41 AM
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Oh well, seems like stuff that would only come from dedicated playing anyway so I'm fine without any new achievements. Still haven't gotten the ones for Episode 2 yet!


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Comment #83 by Mr.Fix it
Thursday, April 17, 2008 @ 01:14:48 AM
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*sigh* Another thing the PC gets and poor ol' Xbox gets left out of... =(


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Comment #84 by Archonfury
Thursday, April 17, 2008 @ 01:23:52 AM
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Looks almost impossible to me, probably fake, 10k + Healing points without dying? I mean, seriously...


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Comment #85 by Jackel2556
Thursday, April 17, 2008 @ 03:22:24 AM
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"Have an Ubercharge ready before the set up phase ends" - can't be done
You dont play much do you?

"Deploy three Ubercharges in less than five minutes" - can't be done
you really dont play much you can get 4 ubercharges in 5 mins

"Assist a heavy in killing thirty enemies where neither of you die" - nearly impossible
yes i do agree

"Kill five enemies in a single life, while having your Ubercharge ready but undeployed" - hella hard
not really

"Second Opinion: Ubercharge two teammates at once" -100% impossible
Actually no you switch imbetween two teammates, dont believe me look at your instruction manual

"Autopsy Report: Provide an enemy with a freeze cam shot of you taunting above their ragdoll" - 345903740% impossible
how is that impossible right when you kill the


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Comment #86 by nightmare975
Thursday, April 17, 2008 @ 03:26:33 AM
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Why no achievements for lag?

We need to update!-250G:Get a laggy game 10 times in a row.

I'd have that achievement already. :P


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Comment #87 by ixnay37
Thursday, April 17, 2008 @ 03:29:33 AM
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"Prove it.Show us a link to where you heard it months ago.Without proof, its a lie."

Valve announced they would be releasing class-specific achievements for the PC version several months ago.

From November: http://storefront.steampowered.com/Steam/Marketing/message/1346/


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Comment #88 by xXI A ROD IXx
Thursday, April 17, 2008 @ 03:43:18 AM
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these look fake


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Comment #89 by wudarbassist83
Thursday, April 17, 2008 @ 03:47:32 AM
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Mercutio111, if you ever actually looked to see what games are still played outside of the 360, you'd see that most people still play CS 1.6, COD 2, hell, even the original half life. On pc, TF2 is way more popular than the 360 because of laggy servers and people dont just play for acheivements.


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Comment #90 by slatanica
Thursday, April 17, 2008 @ 03:47:45 AM
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yay I love money


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Comment #91 by NAH Slugger
Thursday, April 17, 2008 @ 05:48:44 AM
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this upsets me haha i just sold the game because i thought it was dead. now this. great.


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Comment #92 by Castrum
Thursday, April 17, 2008 @ 07:46:48 AM
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Microsoft's rules for Achievements have always been retarded IMO.

This is why Oblivion's Achievements were so damn easy to get.


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Comment #93 by abeastlybeast
Thursday, April 17, 2008 @ 10:22:34 AM
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Some of the most impossible achievements I've ever seen.


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Comment #94 by Atarii
Thursday, April 17, 2008 @ 11:21:31 AM
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I'm glad these aren't going to be achievements for the XBOX360 version, some of them look very difficult and I don't think TF2 has that big of a community on the Xbox as it does on the PC.


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Comment #95 by GoWisfun
Thursday, April 17, 2008 @ 11:59:26 AM
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I don't see why everyone bad mouthing OB or TF2 needed to post saying how awful it is or the Achievements are, really pointless but ok.

Anyway looks good, dunno what the community is like on the PC but whenever I tried to play this on the 360 I could usually only find 2 or 3 games, none were full and would usually lagout after a few minutes of play :(

Guess it's more active on the PC for Valve to make these new achievements.

Hope you PC gamers with OB appreciate(sp?) them :p


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Comment #96 by Mercutio111
Thursday, April 17, 2008 @ 01:33:41 PM
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I retract my statement, these ach's are possible, just very hard!


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Comment #97 by Immense Pirate
Thursday, April 17, 2008 @ 02:28:23 PM
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time to get boosting lol


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Comment #98 by xI DaR3DeViL Ix
Thursday, April 17, 2008 @ 03:22:40 PM
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Well it says sorry to dissapoint which probably means that they will only be for the Windows version anyway lol.

Sorry to dissapoint agin :)


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Comment #99 by Da_moopintot
Thursday, April 17, 2008 @ 04:37:20 PM
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noooooooooooooo
why does steam get so much stuff for such an awesome game, but we get nothing?
valve should release tf2 as a standalone title, so it can have more achievements and maps


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Comment #100 by Avenger
Thursday, April 17, 2008 @ 06:23:14 PM
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PC only achievements - the 360 version still has no date, or even a confirmed month for when or if there will be any DLC for Team Fortress or The Orange Box as a whole.


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Comment #101 by sBc Gorlax
Thursday, April 17, 2008 @ 06:28:23 PM
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i hope these come to xbox. some of these are uberhard :)
and i dig achievements where it feels like you actually have achieved something. for all you who don't like them, don't play TF2 and go play yer 2k6 :PP


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Comment #102 by Septic
Thursday, April 17, 2008 @ 06:42:43 PM
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They look a little too extreme. You got to play a massive amount of games to get these with a lots of luck.(LOL)


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Comment #103 by I Lynch012 I
Thursday, April 17, 2008 @ 08:16:48 PM
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Valve already came out and said that Microsoft will not allow them to add anymore achievements because they had to really push to get 99.

So....only PC sorry guys


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Comment #104 by Elite Wombat
Thursday, April 17, 2008 @ 10:41:35 PM
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ATTENTION: For all of you who are illiterate or just too goddamn lazy, these achievements are legit. BUT, the new game type and achievements are currently PC exclusive. They are real, but not coming out for the Xbox 360. Once again, for those of you who need Caps Lock to read:

YES 4 PC
N0 FORE 360


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Comment #105 by Blue Thunder28
Thursday, April 17, 2008 @ 11:04:26 PM
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The second edit on this news post broke my heart.. And those achievements are ridiculous!!


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Comment #106 by nightmare975
Friday, April 18, 2008 @ 03:06:25 AM
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So glad these aren't coming to 360, I don't need anymore shitty TF2 Achievements.


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Comment #107 by sk8r22
Monday, June 15, 2009 @ 02:48:39 PM
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u cant ubercarge 2 people at once


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Comment #108 by Atheist Assassin
Saturday, February 12, 2011 @ 07:57:54 PM
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bitches dont know about switching ubers


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