Burnout CRASH!
The Hoff Plays Chicken with Burnout CRASH!
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With Burnout CRASH! smashing onto the Xbox Live Arcade today, EA and Criterion have managed to rope in the services of the one and only David 'The Hoff' Hasselhoff to show off why the game is 'Better with Kinect', by dressing up as a chicken-themed superhero.

The new trailer celebrates the launch of Burnout CRASH! for XBLA, but apart from that, it really defies explanation, so we'll let the video speak for itself instead. Has David Hasselhoff gone mad? Possibly, but if it means insane videos like this one, then we really can't complain.

Check out the nutty trailer below, then add Burnout CRASH! to your download queue here for 800 Microsoft Points. Bukawk!


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Comment #1 by KrisXX
Wednesday, September 21, 2011 @ 11:57:13 AM
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Comment #2 by RollaJedi
Wednesday, September 21, 2011 @ 12:06:12 PM
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(everyone in Germany doing a mass facepalm)

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Comment #3 by Mr Anarchy Duck
Wednesday, September 21, 2011 @ 12:06:28 PM
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This video actually makes me want this game now lol

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Comment #4 by D4RKXPOW3R
Wednesday, September 21, 2011 @ 12:13:55 PM
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So this is what Kinect has done for the gaming community...Turned an awesome game mode, into this gimmicky fucking garbage.

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Comment #5 by Enosh Kasra
Wednesday, September 21, 2011 @ 12:17:23 PM
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Comment #6 by KAC 361
Wednesday, September 21, 2011 @ 12:23:18 PM
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Lesson be learned...never Hassle the Hoff. Looks like a very fun game. David Hasselhoff is the man.

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Comment #7 by ShinAkuma
Wednesday, September 21, 2011 @ 12:30:18 PM
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what the hell just happened... Mind = blown

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Comment #8 by GrassHopper901
Wednesday, September 21, 2011 @ 12:35:34 PM
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i dnt understand what a chicken had to do with it :S

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Comment #9 by Akuza
Wednesday, September 21, 2011 @ 12:37:07 PM
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...why hoff... Why!!!!!!

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Comment #10 by skaghead
Wednesday, September 21, 2011 @ 12:45:19 PM
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Just finished playing the demo , not impressed at all

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Comment #11 by your next best friend
Wednesday, September 21, 2011 @ 01:00:08 PM
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Nothing about this game makes any fucking sense..

Wasting the Burnout license on a downloadable mini-game..

Wasting the Kinect by forcing it up the arse of a Burnout game..

Wasting money of an advert that makes the XBox look like shite..

And using the Hoff to help sell this after birth of a game..

What The Fuck Are Microsoft Smoking These Days??

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Comment #12 by Sigmund666
Wednesday, September 21, 2011 @ 01:02:45 PM
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I shouldn't have taken that acid while watching this.......

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Comment #13 by WIng Zero Pilot
Wednesday, September 21, 2011 @ 01:09:36 PM
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Amusing. Damn he's getting old looking.

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Comment #14 by ademlakey
Wednesday, September 21, 2011 @ 02:45:49 PM
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Talk about desperate for money.

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Comment #15 by Jaques9843
Wednesday, September 21, 2011 @ 02:54:53 PM
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I wonder how the director worded to him that he wanted him to look retardedly intense on the close ups.

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Comment #16 by TomsGotPowers
Wednesday, September 21, 2011 @ 03:20:16 PM
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I'm high and this is too trippy

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Comment #17 by Nitnoid
Wednesday, September 21, 2011 @ 03:42:03 PM
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Burnout's Crash mode used to be really fun to play. I guess people will actually pay for this crap. And then they'll make more...

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Comment #18 by Sigmund666
Wednesday, September 21, 2011 @ 04:16:15 PM
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Who is giving dislikes? Sadness :')

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Comment #19 by Saracin
Wednesday, September 21, 2011 @ 04:22:24 PM
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This is a lot better than the Hulk Hogan/Def Jam Rapstar commercial. Heck, more than likely an ad company was told, "Make a commercial that will sell this in Europe." Oh, I know. The Hoff is big in like, Germany, right? Well at least they actually show you gameplay in the commercial, which doesn't happen often.

Seriously though, this is just a commercial. It does not define a game. Play the trial, read reviews, and if you're not sold, don't buy it. Personally I think this would have made more sense being a minigame in a new retail Burnout title.

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Comment #20 by Dirty130
Wednesday, September 21, 2011 @ 04:48:04 PM
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@2 - I can actually hear it in Australia.

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Comment #21 by Murn
Wednesday, September 21, 2011 @ 04:54:49 PM
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I actually really like Burnout CRASH! It's good fun.
This ad, however... What did I just watch?

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Comment #22 by asilent boom
Wednesday, September 21, 2011 @ 05:13:17 PM
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I tried the trial version but I won't be giving this a purchase.

@17 I know right, it's obviously wrong for other people to enjoy something you didn't like. Shame on other people for buying a game they will enjoy. *sarcasm*

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Comment #23 by ConfederateSuga
Wednesday, September 21, 2011 @ 05:22:31 PM
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lmfao what a legend. I seriously have no intentions of getting this game, but if I were leaning on the fence, I'd probably get it just because of this ad. lmao

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Comment #24 by threefiftyzzz
Wednesday, September 21, 2011 @ 05:28:37 PM
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he banged all the girls on doubt in my mind....hoff ftw

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Comment #25 by l.maciver
Wednesday, September 21, 2011 @ 06:13:05 PM
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so what did kinect prove here ladies and gentlemen. Respect the old fasion controller, you wont look like a knob.

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Comment #26 by xX D1AI3LO Xx
Wednesday, September 21, 2011 @ 06:24:02 PM
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WOW! O.O How much money did they drop on this....

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Comment #27 by StayonTarget
Wednesday, September 21, 2011 @ 06:37:04 PM
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Comment #28 by BC SG9er
Wednesday, September 21, 2011 @ 06:43:05 PM
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all he needed was to ride of with KIT at the end and that would have been out there...NOT..what has happened to the Hoff? And I have to agree he does look real old on those close mmmmmmmmmm

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Comment #29 by secretkaos187
Wednesday, September 21, 2011 @ 07:53:42 PM
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What the hell? that was an amusing ad!

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Comment #30 by Aussie27Legend
Wednesday, September 21, 2011 @ 08:16:49 PM
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Oh how I hate David Hasslehoff...

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Comment #31 by Caramel Cardinal
Wednesday, September 21, 2011 @ 10:06:48 PM
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This is madness...

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Comment #32 by flechetteXXX
Thursday, September 22, 2011 @ 12:56:18 AM
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He looks so fucking old...

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Comment #33 by TheUglyCasanova
Thursday, September 22, 2011 @ 01:23:41 AM
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Haha oh god. How many bottles of whiskey do you think it took to get him to do this? By the look in his least 3.

The Hoff is a pretty cool dude. I just wish his was promoting the game that almost looks decent instead of trying to sell the Kinect BS.

Also liking the 800 price point, so fucking sick of 1200 point games that are garbage, which seems to be the norm. Still won't buy it until its 400 though, regardless if Hasslehoff comes to hang out with me while I play or not.

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Comment #34 by ruisleipa
Thursday, September 22, 2011 @ 02:37:20 AM
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David Hasslehoff has no shame.

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Comment #35 by macd
Thursday, September 22, 2011 @ 04:56:39 AM
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I'm going to buy this just to support the use of The Hoff in life.

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Comment #36 by kaiyo penguin
Thursday, September 22, 2011 @ 05:03:46 AM
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a hoff is for life not just for christmas.
OT: might pick it up eventually but right now i got other games im after.

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Comment #37 by Fang Foom
Thursday, September 22, 2011 @ 06:45:04 AM
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He looks old because...wait for it..he IS old!

Happens to us all.

Except me...i'm a robot..

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Comment #38 by Slayinfool
Thursday, September 22, 2011 @ 08:40:16 AM
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Thanks, now I'm not getting this game.

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Comment #39 by Steady Fox
Friday, September 23, 2011 @ 03:48:25 AM
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Ha, crazy trailer!

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Comment #40 by Slayer1995 ILSC
Friday, September 23, 2011 @ 06:17:13 PM
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Awesome :D

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US September 21, 2011

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