Duke Nukem Forever
Duke Nukem Forever 'Hail to the Icons' DLC Dated
Written Wednesday, October 05, 2011 By Richard Walker
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If you're desperate for more Duke, then you'll be able to hail to the king once again with the Duke Nukem Forever 'Hail to the Icons Parody Pack', which has been priced and dated for next week on the Xbox Live Marketplace, bringing with it new multiplayer maps and modes to play.

Here's what you can expect from the Hail to the Icons Parody Pack:

Three All-New Modes -

  • Freeze Tag provides some of the most fun team gameplay in Duke Nukem Forever.  Players cooperate to freeze and shatter their opponents in succession for huge point streaks and combos.
  • See who can hold on to the babe the longest in Hot Potato.
  • Play free-for-all Duke style in Hail to the King.

Four Multiplayer Maps -

  • Call of Duke – Duke engages in modern combat in a war-torn city. Foes don’t stand a chance against the Duke when he spams the map with the N00b T00b.
  • Sandbox – Players take the role of mini-Duke in a giant sandbox with two bases at either end made out of children’s toys. This map features Sticky Bombs.
  • Inferno – Time machine engage! Duke does combat in a hellish landscape of lava and teleporters. Who turned on the 16-bit graphics, and more importantly, where did this DFG come from?
  • 2Forts1Bridge – Hats? Duke doesn’t need no stinking hats. Give him a minigun and he’ll beat off all comers.

You'll be able to snap up the Duke Nukem Forever Hail to the Icons Parody Pack from October 11th for 800 Microsoft Points, unless you're a First Access Club member, in which case it's free. There'll also be a patch coming with optimisations and fixes for Duke Nukem Forever. Hail to the King, baby.

[Via 2K Games]


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Comment #1 by XxStuartxX 1990
Wednesday, October 05, 2011 @ 03:03:34 PM
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Shame the game is absolute garbage.

Played for 30 min and wanted to kill myself

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Comment #2 by roza
Wednesday, October 05, 2011 @ 03:04:38 PM
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He doesnt need hats. Yet he still wears them...
Duke's always lying. First he said he'd be on time, then he said the game would be good, now this!?
Oh well I can get the game for like £5 now...

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Comment #3 by ScottlinDLR
Wednesday, October 05, 2011 @ 03:05:05 PM
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I wonder if the patches are going to fix some single player issues on the console version. If the controls and load times were just fixed I wouldn't be complaining about the game. Thinking about buying the PC version for that reason.

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Comment #4 by Bleeding Star
Wednesday, October 05, 2011 @ 03:05:07 PM
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The idea of this DLC isn't even funny in the slightest, it just furthermore confirms how fail Duke Nukem is

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Comment #5 by xXSooperdaveXx
Wednesday, October 05, 2011 @ 03:07:53 PM
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Doom is a far better game than duke nukem will ever be, that goes for any and all duke nukems, and any all Doom games for that matter

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Comment #6 by bennifer3000
Wednesday, October 05, 2011 @ 03:09:32 PM
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Can't wait until Duke Lives.

Proper relaunch.

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Comment #7 by bearmod
Wednesday, October 05, 2011 @ 03:09:35 PM
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Does anybody even play this anymore? I didn't play it myself but I heard it was a trainwreck

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Comment #8 by SinRG
Wednesday, October 05, 2011 @ 03:09:41 PM
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Hot Potato... wasn't that mode supposed to come at launch, but then people got mad so they took it out?

Now they're charging for it?

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Comment #9 by Spartanwarninja
Wednesday, October 05, 2011 @ 03:13:17 PM
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LOL Duke Nukem DLC.

Talk about beating a dead horse. Adding insult to injury. DLC to DNF.

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Comment #10 by hotdogenigma
Wednesday, October 05, 2011 @ 03:14:53 PM
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It's a shame. For how much hype this game got only to completely fail is a shame. I never intended to buy it nor will I, but it's sad to see. I guess sometimes an idea should be left at just that, an idea.

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Comment #11 by JammyDodger93
Wednesday, October 05, 2011 @ 03:14:56 PM
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Comment #12 by Nitnoid
Wednesday, October 05, 2011 @ 03:16:13 PM
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There's a mp component to this game?

Barely tolerable, 1 step below Call of Doodie...

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Comment #13 by TeAmExTrEmE737
Wednesday, October 05, 2011 @ 03:22:11 PM
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Campain was okay.

But the multiplayer is bad.

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Comment #14 by Lord_Statn
Wednesday, October 05, 2011 @ 03:24:35 PM
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People who play this are sad people.

PM me if you need to have a nice, long and heartwarming talk.
We'll get you through this together...

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Comment #15 by Trombonafide
Wednesday, October 05, 2011 @ 03:27:13 PM
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I never played the multiplayer on DNF. I GameStop rented it to play through the Single Player, which was competent but disappointing at best. There were moments of fun, but they were too spread out. It's too bad Gearbox was latched to the sub-par work 3D Realms did and couldn't just start fresh. The game might have succeeded otherwise.

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Comment #16 by scofield10
Wednesday, October 05, 2011 @ 03:28:44 PM
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wt? Are you serious?

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Comment #17 by xtkbilly
Wednesday, October 05, 2011 @ 03:31:30 PM
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Well, if there was some single-player stuff, I might have been willing to redbox it again (and if it was free). But $10? No.

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Comment #18 by WickedD365
Wednesday, October 05, 2011 @ 03:34:31 PM
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People actually play this online?

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Comment #19 by strawberry
Wednesday, October 05, 2011 @ 03:35:02 PM
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does anybody even play the online portion of this game? I mean, the sp was okay, but the multiplayer was lame...

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Comment #20 by taylorxxx
Wednesday, October 05, 2011 @ 03:35:31 PM
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"confirms how fail Duke Nukem is" what the fuck does that even mean? idiot.

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Comment #21 by FR0ST3D AX3
Wednesday, October 05, 2011 @ 03:36:15 PM
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Duke Nukem was a great game, All it was missing was that "Oomph" that everyone gets. Like COD's Zombies (The thing I only enjoy about COD) and Gears of Wars Horde and Beast Mode :)

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Comment #22 by Contender19
Wednesday, October 05, 2011 @ 03:37:25 PM
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why are they making dlc for this fucking piece of shit?

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Comment #23 by xXSooperdaveXx
Wednesday, October 05, 2011 @ 03:38:19 PM
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Comment #24 by Damodar Thade
Wednesday, October 05, 2011 @ 03:38:49 PM
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DLC for Duke and DA2 is just plain wrong.

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Comment #25 by Bleeding Star
Wednesday, October 05, 2011 @ 03:41:48 PM
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@20 it means that the game Duke Nukem is a totally failure..... didn't think it was hard to understand.. idiot

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Comment #26 by ThisBlueSquid
Wednesday, October 05, 2011 @ 03:43:45 PM
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I am personally excited, I am a Duke Nukem fan and always will be. You can thumbs this down and it'll be all fine and good. I enjoyed my time with the game, yes it has flaws and it's a 7/10 at best but at least I had more fun with that game then Call of Duty. I also can't wait to see what other DLC they have in store for Forever.

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Comment #27 by Zim
Wednesday, October 05, 2011 @ 03:46:37 PM
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@26 7/10 at best? I would say 5/10 would be being EXTREMELY generous. It literally feels like a half developed game. I can only think of one single redeeming thing about the game and that's it had lots of nice little interactive things, bits and bobs etc. Otherwise? It's a stinker. Bad gameplay, bad graphics, bad story, bad multiplayer etc.

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Comment #28 by ThisBlueSquid
Wednesday, October 05, 2011 @ 03:52:26 PM
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@27 I can see why people wouldn't like this game. Bad gameplay is debatable as the game ran pretty smooth for me, I enjoyed the hip firing and being able to get up close with the shotgun was a blast (though the lack of weapon wheel was disappointing to say the least). I'm not a graphics whore, and the fact doesn't look terrible just a tad dated. The multiplayer was dated and there's no excuse for that, however if you're playing Duke Nukem for the story you're playing the wrong game.

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Comment #29 by Empire of Dirt
Wednesday, October 05, 2011 @ 03:54:09 PM
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Not really in a position to parody other games is he, ol' Duke?

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Comment #30 by FR0ST3D AX3
Wednesday, October 05, 2011 @ 03:56:05 PM
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LOL I love how they give thumbs down to every "Good" thing we say

Dukes better that COD!

/Glances at how many Thumbs Down I get

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Comment #31 by TheRetroAntonio
Wednesday, October 05, 2011 @ 03:57:08 PM
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Gaming Rule #1: The real Duke Nukem will never come back.

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Comment #32 by ajtm696
Wednesday, October 05, 2011 @ 04:01:05 PM
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If you plan on buying this DLC please reconsider and donate $10 to your favorite charity instead. Even if there we no games coming out for the next year I can't see why someone would buy this.

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Comment #33 by ThisBlueSquid
Wednesday, October 05, 2011 @ 04:01:43 PM
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It's not a competition of "thumbs up" or "thumbs down" I could honestly care less about that. I'm also not a "CoD hater" I will admit the game CAN be fun with a friend and there's some good production value in there, however I feel a bad sense of deja vu with CoD and Battlefield thus why I enjoyed Duke Nukem so much. It was different and it was refreshing.
As for Duke Nukem not "coming back" I have faith that once Gearbox is allowed to their thing with Duke it'll be as critically well received as it was with the audience.

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Comment #34 by JoshTru84
Wednesday, October 05, 2011 @ 04:02:10 PM
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Duke Nukem Forever was ok, I'd give it a 4/10. I have yet to play it online, but only because I am currently without a capable internet service.
But even if I did, I'd only try it out to see if I liked it or not.

Anyhow, I think they should have given this for free, since DNF isn't as good as it should have been.

I'm sure with his next game, Gearbox will be able to delivery something much better.

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Comment #35 by OptimumJay
Wednesday, October 05, 2011 @ 04:07:54 PM
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Do not resuscitate

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Comment #36 by ajtm696
Wednesday, October 05, 2011 @ 04:09:31 PM
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I find it funny when someone on here bashes call of duty and you look at there gamer tag profile and one of the last 3 games they played was black ops.

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Comment #37 by LickableLemons7
Wednesday, October 05, 2011 @ 04:11:37 PM
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Anyone else saw this coming? :0

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Comment #38 by OptimumJay
Wednesday, October 05, 2011 @ 04:11:55 PM
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@36 surely you have had to play a game in order to bash it successfully?

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Comment #39 by Gentleman
Wednesday, October 05, 2011 @ 04:16:39 PM
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So. . .uh. . .yeah.

Can somebody give me a good example of why this game was called "bad", please?

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Comment #40 by Blue Thunder28
Wednesday, October 05, 2011 @ 04:17:22 PM
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Comment #41 by your next best friend
Wednesday, October 05, 2011 @ 04:28:25 PM
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Epic Fail.. R.I.P Duke..

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Comment #42 by ViNyLek
Wednesday, October 05, 2011 @ 04:32:41 PM
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Surprising they are wasting more time on this game, sales must be better than everyone says or else there woudl be no DLC...

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Comment #44 by ash356
Wednesday, October 05, 2011 @ 05:06:32 PM
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If you truly dislike a game you won't persist in continuing to play it.
Hence why I have never returned to shaun white snowboarding.
I, for one, have never played this game. So I'll say nothing. Apart from it's nice they're releasing DLC for the people who do actually enjoy the game, even if that does appear to be a minority :S

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Comment #45 by EcT Felix
Wednesday, October 05, 2011 @ 05:29:27 PM
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I actually liked the singleplayer and the game is great. Easy achievements too. Will buy this !

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Comment #46 by Septic
Wednesday, October 05, 2011 @ 05:44:34 PM
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I thought it was good. It was a different. Its perfect for whoever wants easy 1000. The shotgun in the game was the best.

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Comment #47 by Riphade 1
Wednesday, October 05, 2011 @ 06:28:28 PM
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Are there achievements added with this? I have 910 in it (just need to finish Hard and Insane).

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Comment #48 by TheUglyCasanova
Wednesday, October 05, 2011 @ 06:33:49 PM
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@46 EASY 1K? Are you serious? I about ripped my own head off trying to get the pinball achievement and finally just said fuck it.

Game was...okay I guess. Got to the last boss and was sick of it and returned my rental.

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Comment #49 by IISYNII Raid3n
Wednesday, October 05, 2011 @ 06:44:06 PM
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Played the game for hour maybe. I spent more time playing pool than anything else.

Guess that says something? At least 2k is still supporting the game. I can't tell if that is a good or bad thing, but at least they stand behind it regardless of the general consensus towards it.

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Comment #50 by NaughtyNinja74
Wednesday, October 05, 2011 @ 06:50:18 PM
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Make it stop!!!!

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Comment #51 by Daniel55645
Wednesday, October 05, 2011 @ 06:53:24 PM
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DLC for a game that already sucks. really? oh well i guess ill have to get it cause achievemnets are achievemnets

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Comment #52 by a fat turkey
Wednesday, October 05, 2011 @ 07:41:55 PM
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I liked the game. I found it fun and enjoyable, and had no real issues with controls or loading times. BTW Fallout loading times take 3x as long.

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Comment #53 by Dr Popodopolus
Wednesday, October 05, 2011 @ 08:19:05 PM
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This game is already in the bargain bins lmao, along with Brink.

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Comment #54 by JamMastrHibbert
Wednesday, October 05, 2011 @ 09:14:58 PM
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I didn't play the originals so I can't make an educated opinion but I thought this game was a lot of fun. I won't buy this dlc though.

Thumbs down me for my opinion, I don't care

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Comment #55 by Epic RyKnOw
Wednesday, October 05, 2011 @ 09:57:59 PM
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This game was awesome. You critics need to quit complaining. Most of you don't understand this game was NEVER intended to be serious, Kill Aliens, Save Babes. THATS IT. Its OLD SKOOL, and Gearbox did a damn good job on the humor aspect and game play. They kept it old skool. I'll deff be getting this DLC, and for all you young kids, Duke is far more superior than your Call of Duty Fad. Hail to the king.

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Comment #56 by Akuza
Wednesday, October 05, 2011 @ 10:23:04 PM
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Pointless really I thought this would have been clear when the games trade in and refund time was an average of around a day..

Horrific game

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Comment #57 by JammyDodger93
Wednesday, October 05, 2011 @ 10:54:10 PM
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RIP Steve Jobs

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Comment #58 by BeheldBryan
Wednesday, October 05, 2011 @ 11:05:38 PM
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That's the good thing about opinions, you don't have to agree with them. GTA 4 has a 98 on Metacritic which is totally undeserved in my opinion, but hey, people have different opinions on what actually is good or bad about a game.

I happen to think that this game is crap, HOWEVER, I've also liked a lot of games in the past that have shit reviews but that didn't stop me from finding enjoyment in them.

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Comment #59 by Verkunder
Wednesday, October 05, 2011 @ 11:15:41 PM
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@55 Being serious and being playable are two different things.

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Comment #60 by ChArG1nMaLAZ0R
Thursday, October 06, 2011 @ 01:29:21 AM
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if this fixes the loading times i would gladly pick the game up again. If not then it really isn't worth playing.

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Comment #61 by SevenJesterHats
Thursday, October 06, 2011 @ 01:30:46 AM
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any more achievements??

It was the loading screens that sucked the biggest balls!! they toook forever!!

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Comment #62 by overurshoulder
Thursday, October 06, 2011 @ 01:56:55 AM
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This game was an Epic fail. Time to kick ass and chew gum. He can no longer kick ass, can I please have the gum?

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Comment #63 by Balamatrix
Thursday, October 06, 2011 @ 02:19:43 AM
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i cant beleive they actually put a price on DLC for this game....hell i cant even beleive they made any.....did any of these guys read the reviews?your game sux you dont make DLC for a game no one plays

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Comment #64 by I CR0W I
Thursday, October 06, 2011 @ 03:56:29 AM
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I was a massive Duke Nukem fan but even I hated this game. I couldn't even beat the demo. It wasn't that it was hard it was just so damn terrible I had to quit to dash and delete it immediately. The DLC is pretty funny but you don't need to buy it to appreciate the joke. It's a shame they goofed up.

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Comment #65 by Septic
Thursday, October 06, 2011 @ 04:03:06 AM
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My mistake, it wasn't an easy 1000. It's medium and above difficulty. There's
heaps of help in the forums.(thats what made it easy)

I only agree that Brink was a very average game, the player movement was stiff.

I wouldn't buy the DLC for Duke Nukem, BUT it's worth trying the main game.
It was a rental for me.

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Comment #66 by IDeaths Sythe
Thursday, October 06, 2011 @ 04:20:28 AM
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For you people calling a game shit... Do you have any idea how hard it is to make a game? No because you just play it job done, okay let's see if you can make a better game oh sorry you can't? Yeah that's my point.

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Comment #67 by XxStuartxX 1990
Thursday, October 06, 2011 @ 04:31:54 AM
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Thats the thing if I was a game developer, I would like to think that I wouldnt release such a poorly made title it needed alot more time

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Comment #68 by Van Dayyyyum
Thursday, October 06, 2011 @ 05:23:34 AM
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Why are people getting thumbs down for liking this game? Wtf is wrong with some of you people? Lmfao

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Comment #69 by Yautja46137
Thursday, October 06, 2011 @ 06:25:32 AM
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Was an easy 1000. There's a trick to the stupid pinball machine, but who actually kept this game? Traded it in soon as i was done, bit of an embarrasment to my collection. xD

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Comment #70 by WadeMcG
Thursday, October 06, 2011 @ 06:28:56 AM
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On a console that has Halo 3, Halo Reach, the Orange Box, COD4, Left 4 Dead 1&2, Dead Space 1&2, and Bulletstorm, Duke Nukem Forever doesn't seem to bring anything to the table.

At least Diakatana only took four years or so to fall short of mediocrity.

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Comment #71 by Metal DJ
Thursday, October 06, 2011 @ 10:00:02 AM
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This will sell around 4 downloads.

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Comment #72 by FreakingOut246
Thursday, October 06, 2011 @ 10:02:34 AM
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Great game, just a bunch of faggots who can't get past a load screen.

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Comment #73 by Pakhair
Thursday, October 06, 2011 @ 10:24:57 AM
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I liked it 1Ged it. But I no longer have it, SO PLZ NO ACHIEVEMENTS :3P

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Comment #74 by TheRetroAntonio
Thursday, October 06, 2011 @ 10:46:39 AM
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Okay just because I'm sick of reading these posts and have nothing else to do right now but type while I'm waiting for class. This game was not great in any way shape or form. I rented it one night just to try it out and see if it actually was a bad game. The truth is, yes it does suck, this is nothing like old Duke Nukem games. You can only carry two guns at once and the guns suck! It seemed like no matter what, the enemies were able to bring you down to low health and you would already be out of ammo. I could care less about looking for a storyline in a Duke Nukem game, but that ending?! That was one of the worst endings ever in a video game! I'm glad I spent a buck to rent it at Red Box, it isn't even worth that much. So trust me when I say this, I played it, I had a friend who returned the collector's edition, and I know about twenty other people who played it and it sucked! Like I posted earlier, Gaming Rule #1: The real Duke Nukem is never coming back.

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Comment #75 by secretkaos187
Thursday, October 06, 2011 @ 12:42:47 PM
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I played the demo and that was enough to just shut my eyes and try to remember Duke in his glory days!!!

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Comment #76 by Snake Charmer
Thursday, October 06, 2011 @ 07:22:03 PM
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I'm a Duke Nukem fan but Forever was laughable. It was an ok game but there were levels of virtual nothingness and others where it boils down to one or 2 enemy kills and whole lotta jumping. The aiming was god aweful and Duke was always inappropriate but every 2nd word in this game seems to be a curse. Which isn't really necessary. I'm hoping they make a new game from the ground up with different developers. The fact this game has DLC is just sad. The online play on this game is so glitchy and pretty bad in my opinion.
I'd love to see them do a Duke Nukem like Time To Kill. It was on the playstation and what it lacked in story it made up for in pretty good gameplay. What was great was it went a bit away from Duke 3D. It had a lot of the same enemies but other than that it was different. Forever tried to just redo 3D and failed. We need a new solid stand alone before we try and recreate the original.
Anyway the point of this rather long comment is that they need to stop trying to tack on DLC and just swallow their pride, admit Forever didn't live up to expectations and work their asses off to make a new Duke game that can stand up to the FPS around today like Halo, Modern Warfare, F.E.A.R. and such. If they cant do that they should sell the rights to Duke to somebody that can. If the franchise is to die i'd rather it died on a high note rather than this.
Sorry for the long post.

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Comment #77 by CrownlessKing
Thursday, October 06, 2011 @ 10:57:07 PM
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Wahh wahhh wahh wahhh. That's mostly what I see here.

Alright, let me start off by saying I'm not a longtime Duke fan. I never played Duke on the PC. I played the N64 version and of course was a fan of the Ventrillo Harassment video. Despite all that, I went out and paid full price, $60 or so for the game. I didn't know if it would be good, but hey, I got the chance to own one of the most infamous games ever.

Now, is it good? Yes, it is good. Note I said "good". Not "great", but good. I've played Halo, and I've played Call of Duty single player (ODST and MW2 if you really care) and the game didn't seem all that different. You have a guy with a gun, you shoot stuff, you finish the level. Some funny one liners in there, piss and shit jokes, but hey, I can actually laugh at stuff.

Would I tell anyone else to pay $60 for it? No. Maybe $30-$40 or less.

Regardless, believe it or not there are other people in the world. People who enjoy the game, people who have fun with it. I haven't been online with it in a while but I enjoyed it. I'm probably gonna play it again tonight after I try to finish up the single player.

If you don't like the game, it's your opinion. No need to troll an article and complain about how much you thought it sucked. Since they're making DLC for it, it's obvious there are people who play the game and enjoy it and would be willing to pay for DLC. No amount of idiots trolling on the internet is going to stop them if they want to.

And guess what? If you don't like it, you don't have to buy it! So why complain?

And before anyone flames me for my taste in games, I do enjoy Gears of War and Read Dead Redemption, among other online games.

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Comment #78 by CrownlessKing
Thursday, October 06, 2011 @ 11:07:20 PM
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One more thing, I did decide to check out how many copies were sold. According to the listing on Wikipedia, the game sold 376,300 in its first month not counting digital versions. Take-Two Interactive said it's less then half of it's initial expectations. But, they also said the game would prove to be profitable for them.

So there you go.

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Comment #79 by CrownlessKing
Friday, October 07, 2011 @ 12:22:20 AM
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LOL! Nice. Some little faggot decides to thumbs down both of my comments. Why? Because I gave an 'honest' opinion, MY opinion of the game? For saying that if you don't like it, don't complain about DLC for it? That gets me a thumbs down? Or in my second post, for stating an actual fact? Someone thumbs me down for stating the facts. Whoever you are, you're an idiotic wimpy little faggot. Why don't you go play Call of Duty and show someone your 'l33t' skills?

Anyway I came back on here because something else crossed my mind. I mean yes, we're all in agreement the game was nowhere near as good as it could have been. You do know why though right? When Gearbox bought the rights to Duke Nukem off of 3D Realms, one of the things the were obligated to do was to finally release Duke Nukem Forever by a certain date. Sure, Gearbox is talented and all, and they can make great games. They didn't have time to fix this one up. They had to have it out by June or, I dunno, they'd be sued for breaching contract or something?

So when you get hateful, don't get hateful at Gearbox. Get hateful at 3D Realms and the moron in charge of it who changed the engine 500 times during development, and who probably put that strict deadline on Gearbox to finish the game once the rights were sold.

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Comment #80 by aw3som3m4n45
Friday, October 07, 2011 @ 08:25:46 PM
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We waited 12 years for FUCKING PIECE OF SHIT GAME! I rented it, and I returned the first day I had it when I rented. FUCKING GARBAGE!

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Comment #81 by Zoltain
Saturday, October 08, 2011 @ 09:15:28 AM
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Woo Hail to the king baby!
Free DLC for me!!
DNF ftw

#80 i waited 12 years for an epic game which was fun with a good campaign, the multiplayer was a bit boring but do you really need to rage about it?

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Comment #82 by matt69
Monday, October 10, 2011 @ 07:11:59 PM
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really bad game

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Comment #83 by HatredIncarnate
Monday, October 10, 2011 @ 10:28:54 PM
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people sure are serious about games these days......

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Game Info
Gearbox Software
2K Games


US June 14, 2011
Europe June 10, 2011

ESRB: Mature
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