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  1. mr party, considering that his guide has been in your own argument; complete and on the X1 forum, then how do you suppose that the guide is still by his own description a 'work in progress'? Firstly, i have no problem with the guide, i will tell you the same thing i have the other guy who sent me a message. this situation is born out of the other altercation and disrespect that was vented to me in my own guide by a numpty with a chip on his shoulder should you care to go take a look. as a reasonable person in your own words im sure how when makos guide appeared the next day you can see how this came across as being competely insulting and disparaging to my work in progress, and is percieved by myself and others im sure as to him siding with the moron on my guides page by completely posting a new guide as an insult. had i known that his work already existed and planned to put the guide up, even in addition to mine i wouldnt have a problem with it, it has happened before with Risen 2, and it was no big deal. so to call me a jerk is extremely unprofessional when you are not aware of the situation, which yes goes back to the mods code of conduct toward users with no awards on their profile and you guys have exacerbated the problem when if you had done your jobs properly, should have just given a warning to the original offending member and i could have stayed out of it. so yes i will claim that you do your jobs! Your complaints procedure is non existent and if you were a proper company, would have a tirade of unsatisfied customers calling you up everyday. since you are not for some reason allowing people to send you messages, i am resorted to posting a thread in response.
  2. ok, i will no longer post any guides or help anyone else with added tips and tricks. since anyone who is not part of the mod fanboy club clearly has no place on here. this community has gone way downhill since it started. you only need to read the comments of the News posts to realise that no one bothers to moderate properly. the language that gets banded around this site is attrocious. before it used to be a centre for everyone to trade tips for achievements. but i see now that its just an elitist online "club" for people who have too much time on their hands and who still live in their mothers basements. or just want to debase others. good to know.
  3. while i do appreciate the need for rules, the fact is, if you started a conversation off in the street the way he did. he would find himself with his head through a car window. to insinuate that i am equally as bad as that piss ant with a chip on his shoulder when simply all i am doing is not letting that "user" think that he can walk all over me. standing up for yourself is more important then following some pointless guidelines. i did put in a complaint about it... BUT GUESS WHAT!? nothing gets done about it. because the policy is total BS.
  4. Na he just took most of it from the posts off the TA website n the rest off me. I was under the impression that once one person posted a guide, the community helped to make it better, not to simply replicate what somebody already did. there's no point in community members posting if "the overlords" are just going to dismiss them and do what they want. if he was too slow in getting a guide in place that's their own problem. I'm perfectly happy to keep adjusting mine but wheres the incentive to add to this sites popularity when hard work is just diminished. not being funny, but we are all EQUAL users on this site, no one deserves preferential treatment just because they happen to spend far more time on here than most. only the mods like yourself get the best treatment because its your site. everyone else has equal rights to post. i do not go around duplicate posting guides which i could easily do, just because i want to. if there is already a guide in place i leave it be and let the community have their say in making it good. i deserve the same respect in that regard as does anyone else. the fact you are making excuses for him speaks volumes about how the mods view the other users on this site and their efforts to add to it. to claim that oh he didnt see the guide before he posted is BS, because you have to start a new thead whereby he would have seen a guide already in place albeit a work in progress. im sorry but your line of reasoning in this regard is completely redundant.
  5. haha piggybacking off others hard wrk i see and passing off as your own. Classy!
  6. clearly not idiot proof enough eh mr gravy? you have very poor people skills and do not know how to talk to other people. to start off your initial post angrily and in an insulting manner proves you have no place on this website. i can take criticism perfectly well as observed in the other users post and my subsequent reply. you are just an ass and a cretin and you are not a moderator so you do not have the right to demand certain changes that are not necessary. this is not Nazi germany, this is a website, you are not the law giver and you have not even collected 50% of achievements on the game so therefore you are succinctly unqualified to discuss this games achievements as if you are the one who has 100% the game. you are clearly unaware that atleast half of this websites guides do not follow this Template link you posted. therefore to demand such a thing is pointless and arrogant. you are a waste of space. if there is anyone with any helpfull updates for the guide please feel free to comment. but if you choose to be a douche then you will get it right back at you. oh and BlakGravy is spelt with a C in it. clearly you cant spell BLACK. to actually pay for a GT thats spelt incorrectly is pretty moronic imo. with regards the tagger cheev, if you read my description it tells you what i did, therefore if there is an easier way for it to be unlocked that is part of the process whereby another user can point it out. my way is a solution it just might be the long way of doing it. KNOW THE DIFFERENCE!
  7. few things. the description of CONSERVING OXYGEN is Hold breath for one hour. people may take that literally. the reason why i added the word cumulatively is because it would be stupid to sit there in your game holding focus non stop for 1 hour. "The description should say "OR VEHICLES". And is that really a valid solution... try something and maybe it will unlock???" well considering many cheevs are glitched in this game, for the most part all you can do is 'try' them. without trying whatelse is there. the solution is there and is perfectly explained. "You'll try anything once 10G- Complete one game in each online mode" That's not the description. It's "Play 1 mission in each mode (campaign, challenges, competitive multiplayer)". And your solution is all wrong." youre incorrect again! you need to complete the games you play in for it to count otherwise the game doesnt always recognize youve even been in a game. trust me i know. ive had my fair share of glitches and things not unlocking to know exactly what im talking about. ""This is my rifle...", you don't mention that you need to unlock a weapon upgrade before you can do this either by finding one in a mission or leveling up." if someone who plays the game and doesnt even reach level one to start unlocking rifle upgrades, isnt going to be in the need for an achievement list. what you mention isnt necessary as its common sense. clearly you need everything to be spoon fed to you.
  8. this cheev hunter as above doesn't like the word cheev, that's a shame, i guess Il just be cheeving all day getting cheevs, seeing others get cheevs, then sitting back and looking at my cheevs. ahh sweet cheevs! I think Il edit the cheev list to make sure all cheevs are updated. Dont get too upset blud. Theyre only cheevs, i suggest u relax by unlocking some cheevs.
  9. ok i will try it on the soldier, if its correct i will change it. Thanks for the spelling i couldn't remember the names of the artillery im sure there are two types with different names, Il update when i get home. i didn't have a problem with Charlies challenge it just unlocked randomly first time by accident lol
  10. DLC HUNT THE GREY WOLF ACHIEVEMENTS http://www.xboxachievements.com/images/achievements/2836/51.jpg Threat assessment 40G- choose to leave or kill the target. STory related cannot be missed. http://www.xboxachievements.com/images/achievements/2836/52.jpg Sweating Bullets 10G- shoot and kill the target- anywhere will do. SEE ...AND STAY DEAD achievement. http://www.xboxachievements.com/images/achievements/2836/53.jpg In the Middle 10G- kill target with chain reaction- chuck a grenade at the trucks and the explosion will chain react and kill the target. http://www.xboxachievements.com/images/achievements/2836/54.jpg Convenience is key 10G- Kill the target by shooting barrells- let the target begin to drive off, as he does so, turn around and face towards the mountains on the road will be barrells hidden behind some trees, shoot them as he drives past. barrells are difficult to see so may take some practise. http://www.xboxachievements.com/images/achievements/2836/55.jpg Saved by the bell 10G- Kill the target with a bell- as he sits down, look up you wil see a tower bell, shoot the top of it and it will come crashing down. http://www.xboxachievements.com/images/achievements/2836/56.jpg No escape 10G- Kill target by shooting the vehicle in its weakspot- the spot is located on the back. the car changes direction and moves fast. use Gewehr gun for quick firing, use focus. may take practise. http://www.xboxachievements.com/images/achievements/2836/57.jpg Grenadier 10G- Kill target with a grenade. as is. http://www.xboxachievements.com/images/achievements/2836/58.jpg Fast moving target 10G- kill the target in his car- you must shoot the target in his car for this to unlock. use rapid firing rifle and use focus. http://www.xboxachievements.com/images/achievements/2836/60.jpg Herr Charles 10G- kill target via Testicle shot- There is a soldier standing to the right of Hitler, take aim and aim for the location of his crown jewells, it may take two shots and you must do it in quick succession. may take a lot of practise as you only get 1 chance at this. thankfully you can restart the last checkpoint to get all 8 kills within a couple minutes. cheevs are very quick. http://www.xboxachievements.com/images/achievements/2836/59.jpg...And stay dead 80G- kill target in 7 different ways- when you decide on a lookout. do each kill then reload checkpoint to do the next one, its very quick and easy.
  11. http://www.xboxachievements.com/images/achievements/2836/40.jpg This is my rifle 10G- customize 1 rifle- simply change a single detail on your rifle for this to unlock from the loadout screen. http://www.xboxachievements.com/images/achievements/2836/49.jpg Indestructable 20G- Complete a mission after losing 500 units of health- should come through natural progression. just keep getting shot and healing. complete the level and you should unlock this. http://www.xboxachievements.com/images/achievements/2836/24.jpg Ghost of Tobruk 10G- complete Mission 1 without being spotted- very easy, save often, do not make the enemy suspicious or alerted. play on cadet. do not run n gun. stealth only. ONLINE ACHIEVEMENTS http://www.xboxachievements.com/images/achievements/2836/47.jpg The Everyman 20G- complete all the challenge missions- play maps in survivor (solo or coop) and play overwatch maps (coop only) for cheev to unlock. you must complete each map. solo and coop survivor have the same maps so you only need to do one of these sets. http://www.xboxachievements.com/images/achievements/2836/48.jpg Highly decorated 20G- earn 1 of every ribbon in Multiplayer- this can easily be done in private matches with 2 or more people. if you only have 2 people you will not be able to get the Tagger Ribbons you will have to into Live MP to get this one. all others can be done with 2 people in private games. http://www.xboxachievements.com/images/achievements/2836/11.jpg Sniping with Friends 40G- Complete the campaign in coop- self explanatory, start in a campaign lobby, invite a friend then complete each mission from start to finish. doesnt have to be done in one go and better to not use chapter select incase it glitches. There is no COOP lobby so you have to have a friend on your list that has the game. http://www.xboxachievements.com/images/achievements/2836/37.jpg Competetive Streak 20G- Complete 10 online matches- jump into online Live games, complete 10. job done. any mode. dont even have to win the game. you must finish the game. http://www.xboxachievements.com/images/achievements/2836/23.jpg You'll try anything once 10G- Play 1 mission in each mode (campaign, challenges, competitive multiplayer) SECRET ACHIEVEMENT: http://www.xboxachievements.com/images/achievements/2836/50.jpg Charlies challenge 5G- get a testicle shot from over 100M away- as said.
  12. http://www.xboxachievements.com/images/achievements/2836/12.jpg Time to reload 20G- Complete the game on Cadet Difficulty- start a new game and complete it from start to finish on cadet. http://www.xboxachievements.com/images/achievements/2836/13.jpg Regular Soldier 30G- Complete the game on Marksman difficulty. as above. http://www.xboxachievements.com/images/achievements/2836/14.jpg Hard as Nails 50G- Complete the game on Elite difficulty. as above. http://www.xboxachievements.com/images/achievements/2836/15.jpg True Sniper 60G- Complete the game on Authentic difficulty- this is very very hard. -No HUD -No Focus marker -Realistic wind physics and bullet drop -Cannot take much damage -Can be damaged by your own traps -Insanely fearless enemies -Low ammunition No save option, no checkpoints. if you die or fail a primary objective. you have to start the level over. doing each level in solo will take you about 2-3 hours if done properly. its the ultimate stealth playthrough. TIPS: NEVER engage the enemy. wait for the ability to mask your shots before you shoot, always use focus, always aim for the head. body shots only stagger enemies then become alert. You need a solid understanding of bullet physics and are confident of making long range shots. relocate often, if an enemy says 'WHos that?' or 'Huh?' run like hell to your safe zone. make sure you clear out the first area in each level so you have somewhere to retreat to, as it will save your life. never turn to fire on an enemy if you just got spotted or shot. take your licks, run away, heal then try again when the All clear is given. use aeroplanes overhead to mask your shots, these appear on most levels every60 seconds or so, so in theory you can shoot 1 enemy every 2 minutes if you have a good spot. do not take more then 1 shot per mask as if you get it wrong and the mask has finished when you shoot your 2nd shot the enemy will close in on you. back up your spot with traps, some enemies will sneak in your position without you realising, keep your back protected. but dont stay close to them, as your traps will kill you if youre too close. Be wary of sniper locations, 2 hits will kill you. make sure you know prior to each encounter where the snipers set up. previous playthroughs are necessary to know where snipers set up. http://www.xboxachievements.com/images/achievements/2836/16.jpg Casual reader 10G- Find half the war diaries- scattered throughout the game are pieces of highlighted paper. simply walk upto them to collect them. check youtube for vids of all locations, there are stat trackers for each collectable in each level so you will always know what you have and what you dont. http://www.xboxachievements.com/images/achievements/2836/17.jpg Archivist 20G- find all the war diaries. http://www.xboxachievements.com/images/achievements/2836/18.jpg The Gathering 20G- find all collectable cards- Playing cards are scattered across the levels. these are easy to miss and are not highlighted. check youtube for vids on locations. http://www.xboxachievements.com/images/achievements/2836/19.jpg Nesting Instinct 20G- find all Sniper nests- Sniper nests are marked on your map so you cant miss these simply activate them for it to count in your stat track. this cheev is currently glitched for some people, including me! there are 22 total in the game and 1 in Hunt the grey wolf DLC but that one isnt necessary for completion. NOTE: one of the reasons why this wont unlock (for me anyway) is because in the game on the stat tracker, when you activate a sniper nest, it will say for example 1/32 sniper nests collected. there are actually only 22 sniper nests. so the game wont let you unlock because apparently Rebellion doesnt know how many nests they have put in their own game. this will need a patch to fix. if anyone has unlocked this cheev please tell us if theres anything special we can do; clear caches, save to different functions etc... playing the game from my USB hasnt helped and now im playing from my HD it doesnt seem to make any difference. its a complete glitch. http://www.xboxachievements.com/images/achievements/2836/22.jpg Dedicated Soldier 100G- Complete 100% of the campaign- to get 100% you need to collect everything in the game. -Sniper nests -Cards -Notes -Long shots -Weapon parts (some enemies carry weapon parts for upgrading binoculars. collect 15 pieces which adds to your completion total) check youtube for all locations. Complete the campaign and cheev will unlock. This is glitched for some people. http://www.xboxachievements.com/images/achievements/2836/33.jpg Definitely no 90day wonder 20G- reach rank 11- kills and collectables gain you XP. simply reach rank 11. playing in coop, MP or SP counts towards your characters level. http://www.xboxachievements.com/images/achievements/2836/34.jpg Officer Material 40G- Reach rank 31. see above.
  13. http://www.xboxachievements.com/images/achievements/2836/35.jpg Through the Looking glass 10G- Kill 10 snipers before they see you. very simple but can be glitchy- during the end of the mission 7 when you have to destroy 3 vehicles there will be a sniper in a guard tower. save your game. kill the sniper without him seeing you, load and repeat, the stat tracks across saves. http://www.xboxachievements.com/images/achievements/2836/38.jpg Ode to Rube Goldberg 15G- 20 Chain reaction kills- simply throw a grenade which blows up a barrel or somethign else that kills enemies. you will know if its a chain reaction kill as the game will tell you. repeat 20 times. http://www.xboxachievements.com/images/achievements/2836/36.jpg Hidden and dangerous 20G- complete a mission without being seen- Cannot be done on 1st level. but mission 2 on cadet is very easy. save often, try not to let enemies become even suspicous. once you complete the level. cheev unlocks. designed for ultimate stealth players. http://www.xboxachievements.com/images/achievements/2836/42.jpg A few of my favourite things 15G- kill with each offensive item- get a kill with Dynamite, mines, genades, trip mines, AP ammo, Smines, Panzerschek and primary and secondary weapons. for cheev to unlock. http://www.xboxachievements.com/images/achievements/2836/44.jpg Wait for it 10G- kill 10 enemies with flint explosions. place dynamite near to enemies then set the timer with the flint, once the explosion happens the enemiy will die. rinse and repeat. http://www.xboxachievements.com/images/achievements/2836/43.jpg Tactical dsitractor 10G- distract 20 enemies with rocks or flints. self explanitory, can be repeated on 1 enemy as long as he doesnt see you. http://www.xboxachievements.com/images/achievements/2836/46.jpg Conserving O2 15G- hold breath cumulatively for 1 hour, should come with natural playthrough time if you use Focus regularly for kills. http://www.xboxachievements.com/images/achievements/2836/45.jpg Double the Distance 30G- snipe enemies more then a double marathon- this requires your stat track to surpass 84.40KM in shot distance for this to unlock. SP and MP and COOP track these kill distances. http://www.xboxachievements.com/images/achievements/2836/39.jpg Tagged 15G- tag 100 enemies- easy enough, although you may need to kill the enemy aswell. you can just keep tagging/untagging the same enemy and see if it unlocks after 100 times. i got this through natural playing but i was killing the enemies i tagged. http://www.xboxachievements.com/images/achievements/2836/41.jpg Prepared for any eventuality 10G- create and save 4 custom loadouts- on the menu screen will be your loadout section, simply create different loadouts with a combination of different weapons and gear then cheev will unlock after you exit after your 4th one.
  14. Road Map 60 Achievements for 1200G -Estimated achievement difficulty: 6/10 - Approximate time to 100%: 25-50 hours depending on Glitches, online play, grinding. - Offline: 55 (1090G) - Online: 5 (110G) - Missable Achievements: No (Chapter Select) - Minimum number of playthroughs needed: 1 (3 Recommended) - Glitched achievements: Yes (nesting instinct, 10 online matches, Ribbons, difficulty level completion, through the looking glass, Chain reaction kills, dedicated soldier, Herr Charlie) Welcome to Sniper elite 3: STEP1: Cadet Playthrough (in COOP), complete the campaign and pick up all collectable and Misc cheevs. STEP2: Sniper ELite Playthrough: save regularly, be aware of bullet ballistics. enemies spot you right away, you cant melee them face to face they will fight you off and shoot you. STEP 3: Authentic playthrough: see True Sniper Achievement for my expert tips which i have used to complete. each level took me on average 2 hours to complete using ultra stealth. http://www.xboxachievements.com/images/achievements/2836/1.jpg The Gazala Gallop 10G- Complete Mission 1- story related cannot be missed. http://www.xboxachievements.com/images/achievements/2836/2.jpg Wonderwall 10G- Complete Mission 2- story related cannot be missed. http://www.xboxachievements.com/images/achievements/2836/3.jpg Through the fire 10G- Complete Mission 3- story related cannot be missed. http://www.xboxachievements.com/images/achievements/2836/4.jpg No Refuge 15G- Complete Mission 4- story related cannot be missed. http://www.xboxachievements.com/images/achievements/2836/5.jpg In the Nick of time 15G- Complete Mission 5- story related cannot be missed. http://www.xboxachievements.com/images/achievements/2836/6.jpg Crouching Tiger hidden Ratte 15G- Complete Mission 6- story related cannot be missed. http://www.xboxachievements.com/images/achievements/2836/7.jpg Demolition man 20G- Complete Mission 7- story related cannot be missed. http://www.xboxachievements.com/images/achievements/2836/8.jpg Pest Control specialist 20G- Complete Mission 8- story related cannot be missed. OBJECTIVE ACHIEVEMENTS: http://www.xboxachievements.com/images/achievements/2836/9.jpg Oscar Mike 30G- Relocate 100 times- after the enemy has been alerted to your presence, simply escape the area (roughly 54 meters). do this 100 times. will unlock during multiple playthroughs or can be grinded on a single enemy. http://www.xboxachievements.com/images/achievements/2836/10.jpg Make it go BOOM 10G- Kill 20 enemies with explosives- Simply shoot 20 explosive barrels that kill enemies, you can also shoot explosives that disable AA Guns and Nebelwerfers, http://www.xboxachievements.com/images/achievements/2836/20.jpg A shot in the Dark 40G- Complete all the long shots- There is one long shot in each level that can be accessed via one of the sniper nests. there is a designated enemy far away that cannot be found in the level other then by using this method. simply shoot them. there are many videos on Youtube showing these. http://www.xboxachievements.com/images/achievements/2836/21.jpg Nothing is Optional 30G- Complete all optional objectives- in each level there are between 1-3 side missions to complete. these are very simple and should pose no trouble other then the time it takes to do so. On Siwa Oasis, you must find the ammo stores, there are 2 of them. one of them will have 3 large Naval missiles stored there, simply aim at these to focus on them and after a few seconds the mission will be complete. http://www.xboxachievements.com/images/achievements/2836/25.jpg Well well well 10G- hide a body in each of the wells in Mission 2- There are 4 wells in the level, you must throw a dead body in each of them for the cheev to unlock. these wells are easy to miss so pay attention. a well is a low brick wall with a recess into the ground which you can hide in, but you can dispose of bodies there aswell. http://www.xboxachievements.com/images/achievements/2836/26.jpg End of the Lein 10G- Kill the visiting General in mission 3- to get the general to appear you must collect intel dotted inside a couple of the houses in the level once you collect the intel, make your way to one of the objectives that you must destroy (the one you shoot from across the valley) use binoculars to identify him (he wil be talking to a soldier). kill him for cheev to unlock. http://www.xboxachievements.com/images/achievements/2836/27.jpg I fort this would be Difficult 10G- reach the Informant without being detected in mission 4- from the start of the mission, you cannot let a guard reach a full yellow circle. if a guard even becomes suspicious the cheev will not unlock, if a guard starts to spot you make sure the circle doesnt fill up yellow. when you reach the cell the cheev will unlock. http://www.xboxachievements.com/images/achievements/2836/28.jpg Isiwa you did there 10G- made the officers death look like an accident- in Siwa Oasis waith until the officer collects the intel after climbing the scaffold, eventually he will walk next to some other scaffolding by one of the sniper nests, follow him and shoot the barrel which destroys the scaffold and crushes him. http://www.xboxachievements.com/images/achievements/2836/29.jpg Double Tap 10G- destroy 2 enemy vehicles in 5 seconds in Kasserine pass- 1st step: destroy the Half track, this will cause a truck load of soldiers to park up near the temple. do not touch the truck yet. 2nd Step: when you destroy the tank later in the level, another truck will appear opposite the first one, simply kill the guards first then shoot the panels off each truck. then go slo-mo to destroy both trucks engines without the panel. very easy. http://www.xboxachievements.com/images/achievements/2836/30.jpg 3 Birds one Stone 10G- destroy the Dumps all at the same time- during the airfield level there will be 3 dumps, destroying it will be an optional objective but if you place dynamite in between each dump, use a flint on one of the dynamite then as it hits 1 second, shoot the dynamte at the opposite dump at the other end, the 2 will explode and the one in the middle will blow up from the resultant chain reaction. job done. http://www.xboxachievements.com/images/achievements/2836/31.jpg Long way down 10G- throw an enemy off a bridge in mission 8. self explanitary, grab any old dead body and throw it off a bridge. http://www.xboxachievements.com/images/achievements/2836/32.jpg Advantage Sniper 10G- get 30 kills from sniper nests- stay put in a sniper nest and throughout the game when you rack up 30 kills, cheev will unlock. make sure you dont move from the nest or it may not count.
  15. can anyone confirm whether they have unlocked a difficulty cheev via mission select and not in chronological order?? Ive been doing it randomly and not unlocked anythng.
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