You've dominated in every single arena.

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That explosion was huge! At least 12 bombs big!

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A true fashionista, you've collected every costume!

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Woah, that's serious talent! That's 11 consecutive Ranked Matches!

You showed those guys! You've won 25 4-player online games!

Those three computer players never knew what hit them.

Your 50 Capture the Crown points grant you a regal bearing, my liege.

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Careful investment has netted you over $500 in your Bankroll career.

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You came, you saw, you've played a game on every arena!

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That's 99 computer players we'll never see again.

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You've captured at LEAST five flags.

 

Someone of real importance, you've been a VIP at least three times!

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Win 2 matches in a row on Giant dressed in the complete Bombzilla costume. Requires Bomb-Up Pack I.

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Take out an opponent using a teleported bomb. Requires Bomb-Up Pack II.

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Bomb someone who bombed you in one round on Resurrection or from a cart. Requires Bomb-Up Pack III.

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