Overview:
- Estimated achievement difficulty: 2/10 [Achievement Difficulty Rating]
- Offline: 17 [1000gs.png]
- Online: 0
- Approximate amount of time to 1000gs.png: 1-2 hours [Estimated Time to 100%]
- Minimum number of playthroughs needed: 2
- Missable achievements: None
- Does difficulty affect achievements: N/A
- Unobtainable/glitched achievements: None
 
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Introduction:
DEEEER Simulator is a game in which you take on the role of your average, everyday deer. You will use your stretchy neck, your gun-transforming horns, and everything else available to a normal deer, to destroy everything. Fight off the sheep police and progress through time and space to realize your truth!

Abbreviated Walkthrough:
DEEEER Simulator consists of two areas that you will need to visit twice in two consecutive playthroughs. For your first playthrough, you should focus on some easy achievements (like Dead or Deer (70G) and Kept You Waiting? (70G)) as well as the story/progression related ones (Town Musicians of Bremen (70G)Deer-hunting (30G) and Counting Sheep (70G)). At the end of the game, you will face a decision and your choice will unlock one of two endings and their related achievement (13th Deer (70G) or The Trudeer Show (70G)).

Mop-Up:
As mentioned above, you will need to complete a second playthrough. This is mostly to unlock whichever ending you didn't the first time around. Along the way, you can use your new dragon pal to defeat a bunch of side bosses (Dunkleosteus (70G), Like a Truck (70G), Rhinosaber (30G), and Big Time Monkey (70G)). You can also complete some minigames if you didn't in your first playthrough (Genius (50G) and The Divine Move (50G)). And eventually unlock all of the achievements (I am Deeeer. (100G)).

Conclusion:
OK, let's be honest - DEEEER Simulator is anything but your average game. This is a silly, over-the-top game and it knows it. And at a playtime of around one hour, this is a great addition for another sweet 1000gs.png.
 
[XBA would like to thank UntilTammaroYT for this Roadmap]

DEEEER Simulator: Your Average Everyday Deer Game Achievement Guide

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There are 17 achievements with a total of 1000 points

  • Unlock all achievements.

    This will unlock after completing the other 16 achievements, which will require at least two playthroughs of the game.

    See the video below for a full walkthrough of the game!

    Timestamps:
    00:00 - Intro
    00:20 - Self Sacrifice Achievement
    00:48 - Dead or Deer Achievement(Start)
    01:00 - Deer Hunting Achievement (Start)
    02:05 - Counting Sheep Achievement (Start)
    02:46 - Dead or Deer Achievement (Unlock)
    05:36 - God Disguised as a Cow Achievement
    06:15 - Kept You Waiting? Achievement
    09:00 - Town Musicians of Bremen Achievement
    11:55 - Deer Hunting / Counting Sheep Achievement (Continued)
    15:15 - Counting Sheep Achievement (Unlocked)
    15:50 - Deer Hunting Achievement (Unlocked)
    19:50 - Final Boss Fight
    23:10 - The Trudeer Show Achievement
    26:10 - Like A Truck Achievement
    26:50 - Dunkleosteus Achievement
    27:10 - 100% Beef Achievement
    27:40 - The Divine Move Achievement
    29:05 - Genius Achievement
    31:20 - Big Time Monkey Achievement
    32:28 - Rhinosaber Achievement
    33:23 - 13th Deer & I Am DEEEER Achievement
  • Defeat the Giant Fish.

    In the same area as Like a Truck (70G), there will be a Giant Fish flying in the sky. Use the dragon to fly to it and use your fire breath to quickly defeat the Giant fish too.

    See ​​​​I am Deeeer. (100G) for a full walkthrough of the game!
  • Acquire a total of 30 weapons.

    This should unlock naturally as you work toward completing the game. Weapons are found on the ground, under/behind items, and in boxes you can destroy. You don't need to carry 30 weapons at once as this is cumulative.

    See ​​​​I am Deeeer. (100G) for a full walkthrough of the game!
  • Defeat a total of 100 sheep.

    This should unlock naturally as you work toward completing the game. Sheep are the main police force of the game. Increasing your Deersaster level will cause them to spawn in and chase you, but you can easily dispatch them with pretty much any weapon in the game.

    See ​​​​I am Deeeer. (100G) for a full walkthrough of the game!
  • Turn a total of 10 humans into deer.

    You can Deerify humans by walking up to them and pushing dpad-up.png. Humans are all over the two areas of the game and you don't need to deerify 10 of them at once as this is cumulative. Deerified humans will follow you around and help you destroy things to increase your Deersaster level.

    See ​​​​I am Deeeer. (100G) for a full walkthrough of the game!
  • Ride the Cow.

    Cows can be found in the southern shore of the first area. Simply approach one and press button-y.png to ride it. You need to do this to unlock Kept You Waiting? (70G).

    See ​​​​I am Deeeer. (100G) for a full walkthrough of the game!
  • Win at Cowthello.

    Cowthello is a minigame that can be played in the first area of the game. It is a board located next to the basketball court and giant cow. Choose to play against the Cow AI. This game works like Reversi: you need to place your black cows to capture the AI's white cows. Whoever has the most cows once the board is filled wins. You can challenge the AI as many times as needed.

    See ​​​​I am Deeeer. (100G) for a full walkthrough of the game!
  • Genius

     

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    Clear the Animal Puzzle.

    The Animal puzzle is a minigame that can be played in the second area of the game. It is a puzzle game located under a giant cow in a mask past the rhino. Choose the Easy difficulty unless you really want to challenge yourself. The game will shuffle the position and orientation of the deer's front & back legs, back, and head. You need to use dpad-left.pngdpad-up.pngdpad-right.png to rotate the pieces and fix the deer. This is kind of similar to a Rubik's Cube. If you get stuck you can reshuffle at anytime by pressing button-y.png.

    See ​​​​I am Deeeer. (100G) for a full walkthrough of the game!
 

Secret achievements

  • Get hit by a truck.

    Story-related; this unlocks for starting the game. Your character will be hit by a truck in the beginning cutscene. You can skip the cutscene and still unlock this achievement.

    See ​​​​I am Deeeer. (100G) for a full walkthrough of the game!
  • View the average everyday ending.

    After defeating your Future Self, you'll be given a choice. You should choose "Fire" to shoot your Future Self. A few cutscenes will play and then this will unlock during the credits.

    See ​​​​I am Deeeer. (100G) for a full walkthrough of the game!
  • View the true ending.

    After defeating your Future Self, you'll be given a choice. You should choose "Don't Fire" to not shoot your Future Self. You will need to complete another, much more difficult boss fight, then this will unlock during the credits.

    See ​​​​I am Deeeer. (100G) for a full walkthrough of the game!
  • Defeat the Giant Koala.

    After completing the game once, select "Final Boss" on the main menu then "Done" to restart at the beginning of the game. You should notice a dragon in front of you. Ride it and fly to the big white building in the middle of this area. You should notice a Koala holding onto it. Use your fire breath to quickly defeat the Koala.

    See ​​​​I am Deeeer. (100G) for a full walkthrough of the game!
  • Defeat DOGGO.

    Story-related; You need to increase your Deersaster level in the first area to "A". Do this by destroying cars, trees, buildings, etc., and dealing with the police that come after you. Once you reach Deersaster level "A", the DOGGO boss will spawn in.

    Use your guns and other weapons to shoot its legs and knock it down. Then shoot the police cars on its shoulders to reveal large red buttons. Finally jump up and hit those buttons then finish the DOGGO off with more gunfire. The Metal Deer from Kept You Waiting? (70G) is super helpful here.

    See ​​​​I am Deeeer. (100G) for a full walkthrough of the game!
  • Defeat Big Time Monkey.

    After defeating the Koala (Like a Truck (70G)) and Giant Fish (Dunkleosteus (70G)), use the teleporter to enter the second area. Again, you should find a dragon to ride in this area. Use it to destroy the two hamster wheels and all the people pushing the poles across from the police station. This will cause a giant cymbol-wielding monkey to spawn in. Easily defeat the Big Time Monkey using your dragon's fire breath.

    See ​​​​I am Deeeer. (100G) for a full walkthrough of the game!
  • Ride Metal Deer.

    You will need to combine this with God Disguised as a Cow (30G). After riding a cow, fly it over to the small island with the airplane landing strip. You will notice two unpushed red buttons, one requires a cow and the other requires a deer. Place the cow on its designated button and step on yours to spawn in the Metal Deer. This can be very helpful for the DOGGO boss fight (Town Musicians of Bremen (70G)). 

    See ​​​​I am Deeeer. (100G) for a full walkthrough of the game!
  • Defeat all the Rhinos.

    After defeating the Big Time Monkey (Big Time Monkey (70G)), use your dragon to breath fire on the giant rhino nearby. It will spit out a small rhino statue. destroy it to reveal a smaller statue. rinse and repeat until all the rhino statues are destroyed.

    See ​​​​I am Deeeer. (100G) for a full walkthrough of the game!
  • Make 4 hamburgers.

    After grabbing the dragon in your second visit to the first area, fly over to the basketball court near the giant cow. You will see four black cows running around in the court. Use your Dragon's fire breath on all of them to turn them into hamburgers.

    See ​​​​I am Deeeer. (100G) for a full walkthrough of the game!

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