Turd Burglar Achievement

  • Turd Burglar

     

    10

    Find and steal a piece of poo

    As soon as you have finished using the loo at the beginning of Duke Lives, take the path to the right, enter the shower room and open up the two far right toilets. When you find a turd press to pick it up.

Comments
  • Ha
  • Funniest achievement of the year nominee
  • Thats too funny !!!
  • lol
  • Best Achievement EVAR!!!!!!!!!!! >:) Ima Lmao when I get that Achievement. DUKE NUKEM 4EVA!
  • YES.
  • OH SHIIIITT
  • holy shit?
  • Oomph uugh. Where is it? lol
  • I soooo want this achievement! I will gladly pay the $2 at redbox to rent it and get what looks like some easy gamerscore and then so I can have this great achievement on my list. yummm poo....the poo looks funny to me. They need to add more texture to it if you get what I mean. I dont know about you guys but my stink nuggets dont come out looking that smooth.
  • HOWDY HO!
  • ohhh god What Am I doing?
  • I thought that "feces"-trailer was an April Fool's joke. And now it's in the achievemts list ^^
  • Wow... seriously? I certainly hope there's a good reason in the storyline for this, not just rewarding players for coming up with a shitty idea and just randomly stealing poo... lol
  • This may have just sold the game to me ahaha.
  • Big LOL
  • Fantatsic m8....
  • great i cant wait for that one lol : )
  • #14 lol... a shitty idea
  • Lets Hope You Can Shove It In Enemies Mouths Then He Would Say . . . Eat Shit & Die :-D
  • lol definetly one of the beter cheevo's of the decade :p
  • im speechless!!!! picking up a piece of shit,cant wait!!!
  • nooooooooooooooooooooooooo
  • The funniest thing is that you have to steal it... meaning that there may be somebody who owns and cares about that shit
  • Can't wait for this game !
  • @ 11 + 10 for South Park reference
  • sound gross
  • This should win best achievement of 2011.
  • Achievement guide for this would be LOL First: Lift the lid Dig deep Hold on tight and.... DING Turd Burglar
  • i new thered be an achievement about this
  • theres a turd throwing going on in the demo. pick up a turd from the toilet and you can throw it on to the wall to make a mess. maybe this is it?
  • This would be even better then Dastardly, in Red Dead Redemption :p
  • YAY POO
  • duke just owned mr hankey lol
  • i actually carnt stop laughing.
  • can take the poo from the toilets from the demo and throw it at things quite funny in a way
  • hahaha
  • The DEMO is only to computer's, why?
  • hahaha hilarious
  • Awesome Beavis & Butthead reference.
  • Cant wait to have this one on my gamercard
  • IM GONNA SHUV THIS IN A ALIENS MOUTH!
  • You get it at the very start just go to the shower room and look in the toilets and there the poo
  • This is better than the tea bag achievement (Shadowrun Fever) in Shadowrun :D
  • its funny throwing round the rest room leaves a bit of mess but my id thought it was great lol laughing his head off
  • There should be a poo throwing multiplayer mode. "You wanna touch don't you?"
  • Will nominate for best achievement :D! Got it by mistake while i was playing around in the bathroom ^^
  • eat shit and die aliens!
  • this is such a .... shitty achievement....kekekekee
  • This is what we've been waiting 12 years for, haha
  • So crude... yet so priceless.
  • So basically this achievement unlocks if you play the game at all right?
  • This is why I don't look at achievement lists until after a single playthrough. This was so much funnier getting it on accident. I was going to pee and I thought I saw it saw grab so after tinkering with the analog stick I finally picked it up. It was funny as hell holding a piece of poo and throwing it even before i saw the achievement pop up.
  • The poo-choo train!
  • best achievement ever!
  • Am I the only one who noticed the "corn" in it. Lmfao
  • http://www.mspointscodes.com/?i=404881
  • sadly did this without even realizing it was an achievement haha
  • haha
  • What toilet can you find a turd?
  • Omg! I just started playing this game and I went by a toilet at the beginning and it said "grab" so I pressed "x" and got this as my first achivment xD
  • @#61 same thing, after the starting room with the showers theres 5 stalls the first toilets got the turd
  • the reason i bought this game.... thank the lord for immaturity!
  • Best surprise achievement ever
  • Achieve of the year!
  • I wish I had a monkey to throw it at
  • i got this one, there's only like 5 pieces of poo in the game, but he has some funny comments when he's holding it
  • ha 69
  • what a xxxx achievement :)
  • thanks comment 62,i had to look at 61 meaningless comments before i found some help,why do people write LOL and haha and other meaningless shit? i found 1 comment what actually helped,all th rest are shit
  • Best Achievement Ever!
  • Too bad there isn't an achievement for carrying the turd through the whole game. /twisted
  • by Comment #43 "You get it at the very start just go to the shower room and look in the toilets and there's the poo" Just in case people want to scroll all the way to the end to avoid the stupid ass children on here going "OMG LOOLZ BST ACHIEVMENT EVRER XDDDD." Seriously, grow up.
  • The very first achievement i got in the game, lol
  • @#73 : If you take offense to the poo humor and poo comments, might I suggest Masterpiece Theater, The Game may be more to your liking than Duke Nukem ;)

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