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PM Wolff gets impeached

Keeping Novistan safe!

Novistan invades Learis

Set a competitor on fire

Help the local shopkeeper thrive

Have local shopkeeper's store burned

Rudy's Moonshine thrives

Help Justin perform well at his first show

Have Justin disappear forever

Make your Boss proud

Help the local shopkeeper go under

Lose your job

Help Justin perform badly at his first show

Only blame foreigners for crimes

The truth is out there...

Bring a big crowd to Justin's first show

Help Justin begin a promising career

Become the Headliner of the Nation

Get Evie to despise you

Help cops solve the murder

Alert the murderer in time for them to skip town

Only blame Novistanians for crimes

PM Wolff gets assassinated

What the hell just happened!?

Keep a small crowd at Justin's show

They ain't takin' our jobs no longer!

Healthcare for all!

Efficient and quality care for those who can afford it

Get your Boss taken away

Cause drug prices to go down

Cause drug prices to go up

Not all comedians have what it takes...

Woof, woof :(

Save up 600n

Beep, boop :(

Beeb, boop!

Get Evie to date you

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Woof, woof!

Complete the Game

Complete the game twice

Beat the game 5 times

The Headliner was never heard nor seen again

Make a life-long friend who saves your life