Successfully complete the Tutorial. (By the way - it's more fun if you cheat)

  

Complete chapter 1 - Dr Frankenbeans Castle... I love what you’ve done with those cobwebs!

  

Complete chapter 2 - Camelot. (Please Don't Feed The Camels)

  

Complete chapter 3 -Wild West. Give them con-sarned no-good blumding-varmints…

  

Complete chapter 4 - Taz World. The derring-doest daringest-duo in the double-blunder Down-Under!

  

Complete chapter 5 - A Warm Place! Bet you thought you’d finish this one when Heck freezed over?

  

Complete chapter 6 - Egypt. Say `sayonara' to the Sahara!

  

Complete chapter 7 - Mars. Hugo first, there's an abomin-abale snowperson in here!

  

Complete chapter 8 - WW1. Holy cats, I've been drafted!

  

Complete chapter 9 - Wackyland. It's simply marrrrrvellous Dali-ng.

  

Completed the game! The whole darn shootin'-match!! You'll probably hate yourself in the morning…

  

Finish the First Act without collecting any Health. Now who'd go and do a dirty thing like that?

  

Beat Whack-Tastic Robot-Bash without dying. You are a mental case.

  

Beat The Muddy Evil Forest without dying. Ya crazy idjit!

  

Beat Volcano Way Out without dying. All right that settles it.

  

Collect 250,000 in coins. Hmmm, not bad!

  

Collect 500,000 in coins. I need what little I've got

  

Collect 1,000,000 in coins. Keep the change, Doc!

  

Smash 100 Enemies. Hey - this promises to be fun!

  

Smash 200 Enemies. And I thought this was gonna be a dull day!

  

Smash 500 Enemies. So, goodbye to you - and farewell to thee!

  

Fully max out each character's Illudium. Aw, don't be so danged literal, Mac!

  

Beat the par time for Scooterway Scramble! I go take my siesta now.

  

Beat the par time for Whack-Tastic Robot-Bash. Whoops, had the silly thing in reverse.

  

Beat the par time for In De-Nile. Holy freholas, that thing runs faster than me!

  

Produce a level 6 combo. You asked for it!

  

Produce a level 9 combo. Oh, you again?

  

Produce a level 12 combo. Soives ya right!

  

Find the Michigan J. Frog trophy. Do the Michigan rag!

   

Find the Porky Pig trophy. Gosh, here we go again!

   

Find the Yosemite Sam trophy. Enter, o seeker of knowledge. That's you, fathead.

   

Find the Wile E. Coyote trophy. Allow me to introduce myself - my name is mud.

   

Find the Road Runner trophy. Rock - falling - what'll I do?

   

Find the Tweety Bird trophy. Awww, isn’t he a darling little tweety-bird?

   

Used every weapon! ...I cannot fight no more against such genius.

  

Win a Battle. Wow, that old babe means to do me some serious hoit.

  

Finish an act with both players wearing supersuits. Does my butt look big in this?

 

Beat The Log Ness Monster in local co-op play. It’s great what you can do with wire and light bulbs?

 

Beat Excape of Excalibur in local co-op play. Okay, have it your way!

 

Beat Low Noon in local co-op play. Brother - what a way to run a railroad!

 

Produce an atomic combo level 9. So - you’re the one behind all this…

 

Produce an atomic combo level 9 online. Adios, you chicken-pluckin little stinker!

 

Beat an Act online. You may fire when ready, grisly!

 

Play online with someone who has Bugs' bug. Hooo-weee! Gotta git yourself a hobby!