Win your first argument

Finish the basic tutorial

Take 30 Pride points off your opponent with a single insult as a Single Star

Win a Roast losing less than half of your HP

Use 3 Comebacks in one single player fight.

Use a 55 points hot burn playing as a Single Star

Win a Cliffhanger

Win a Roast in less than 3:40 minutes

Prove victorious in a battle royale of CFOs

Receive 15 Golden Parrots with one character

Receive 69 Golden Parrots in total

Have 3 characters receive 15 Golden Parrots each

Have 6 characters receive 15 Golden Parrots each

Finish the career as Dirty Potter

Finish the career as The Greasy Wizard

Finish the career as Chop Sue E.

Finish the career as Marilyn Nomore

Finish the career as Wisecrack

Finish at least 25 scenes

Finish at least 65 scenes