Successfully entered both your quips in a round

With both of your battles in a round

You won all of your battles in Round 1 and 2

Played a game with 8 players

Entered the same thing as your opponent

Got a quiplash.

Got 70% or more of the votes in the Last Lash

Played a game with an audience

Wrote a quip that Schmitty actually responds to

Wrote "meatloaf candy" and win a battle with it