Final Portal 2 Investment Video is Selling Funky Boots

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Richard Walker

Aperture Laboratories CEO Cave Johnson is back once again to pitch another great investment opportunity for all of your portal jumping needs in Portal 2, with a fourth and final video. You've seen the panels, the bot trust AI and turrets in a variety of designer finishes, now you'll be needing a pair of boots that'll keep you on your feet and prevent you from falling into a messy heap of broken bones.

As boots go, they're not only effortlessly stylish, but they're also remarkably practical and actually utterly essential for those times when you're using portals to navigate gaping chasms. See what happens when you try making a jump without Aperture's boots.

You can see the patented Aperture Sciences boots being demonstrated to startling effect in the new trailer below, with commentary once again from Aperture's Cave Johnson. Get your boots on for Portal 2 when it launches on April 19th in North America and April 21st in Europe.

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  • So excited for this!
  • always wondered what the boots were Chell had on. Also can't wait for this game!
  • I just can't wait. That's all I can say. So pumped up for this.
  • Its gonna be freaking epic!!!!
  • That's just bloody awesome.
  • Im not gonna lie. They are expensive as hell.
  • That was amazing, they made Chell look so badass! I am so excited for this game, it's gonna be intense. I really hope the amp up both the story telling and humor. Valve games always seem to be vague when they first come out but then get injected with amazing story throughout the years.
  • Is it physically possible for my eyes to bust a nut..bc i think they just did. That was pretty sweet.
  • This is going to be such a fun game
  • lol "we are in between banks right now so just make those checks out to cash" this gaming id going to be awsome cant wait to get my hands on it
  • I'm not gonna lie I was so on the fence about this game because of the inevitable difficulty of the game, but damn. The videos they put up for this game that are just so damn hilarious have just sold it to me. Pre-ordering when I go back home.
  • Also @2, she was never wearing boots IIRC. Just those metal things behind her legs, otherwise, she was barefoot.
  • Just pre-ordered mine with GameStation (UK) expect to get it a day before release as i did with Black Ops and MoH
  • why... why did they have to release this the day after the Gears beta starts!?!?! going to have some serious switching back and forth. I might die.
  • "We're between banks right now, so just make those checks out to 'Cash'." - That is comedy gold right there.
  • God I love J.K. Simmons.
  • Good work boots!
  • did anyone pause around the ten second mark to read the specs? hilarious.."event horizon estimation wheel".."minature black hole cooling fan" and the little note in the right hand corner hahahah xD "while running directly away from the device use the wheel to precisely determine an estimated safe stopping distance" hilarious
  • chell in the first game had leg braces in my opinion,waking up in a lab and having muscle atriphen(not spelled right)regardless this game is gonna have some sweet gameplay...cant wait to hear gLaDos :)
  • @ 15 I know right haha! I can't wait to play Portal 2, looks way cool!
  • Haha I've been loving these little teaser videos they've been putting out. Valve knows how to do humor definitely. ONLY ONE WEEK TO GO!
  • I'd wear those boots, not gunna lie.
  • These boots are made for landing, that's just what I'll do. One of these days, I'm gonna land right on you!
  • can I sleep till next week please?
  • Yesterday I saw 5 Portal 2 billboards going through my town.
  • I'm questioning the authenticity of this...she landed with her leg bent parallel to the ground, therefore, her leg would of been shattered. I'm filing for fraud. I'll still buy the game though, cause I'm not smart.
  • *writes check out to cash* WHERE DO I SEND IT!?
  • Can't wait for this game. I started playin' STill alive to prep for the new one!
  • #28 My house.
  • where can i buy these?
  • Hopefully, now that this is almost out, we will hear something on next Half Life insallment. How can you end a game with such a cliffhanger for so many years!!!! Shenmue comes to mind:-P
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